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Another relatable lyrics by mother
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From when i felt like an old cardigan, you put me on and said i was your favourite to my boy only breaks his favourite toys
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Even statues crumble if they鈥檙e made to wait is giving Ozymandias by PB Shelley
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Sirius: hey do you know where my new coat is 'cause I'm not seeing it here it was very cute and it was on sale and I'll fling myself off of a building if i lose it
Regulus: I put some of your clothes over there take a look otherwise the staircase to the roof is on your right
Sirius: thanks
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Already diagnosed with the tortured personality disorder
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@yeetthesuffering (artist)
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Sirius: Oh Remus come on did you order books from amazon again 'cause we're gonna need to get your books their own house
Remus: I didn't I swear
Sirus: It's from my mother
Remus: What is it?
Sirius: It's heavy. It must be her hopes and dreams for me
Remus: I thought she discarded those years ago
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WE鈥橰E COMPARING ACHILLES TO SIRIUS BLACK NOW???
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This might be too niche but pls I can鈥檛 be the only one going insane over this. They just described Achilles as Orion鈥檚 dog (the Sirius star)
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Imagine the UTTER HORROR as a child you have to see your own mother serving her hand as a food for you. Imagine yourself, young, being forced to eat your own mother's hand.
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boutta be diagnosed with the tortured personality disorder
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If anyone wants these playlists on youtube music
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buck: i鈥檓 so nervous
dean winchester: don鈥檛 worry, it鈥檚 gonna be okay
*3 hours later*
doctor: your surgery was a success
buck: wait, where鈥檚 dean?
doctor: who do you think gave you the bisexuality?
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rip james potter and sirius black you would have loved calling each other pookie at every given occassion
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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals can鈥檛 rb this then we can鈥檛 be mutuals
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Happy International Asexuality Day my loves!!!!
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Thanks for the tag!!
Favorite Character: Regulus (he is me), Sirius
Favorite Romantic Ship: Starchaser, Wolfstar, Dorlene
Favorite Platonic Ship: Black brothers, Regulus and Pandora, Prongsfoot, Moonwater
Favorite Fic (if you read them): Crimson rivers, sober thoughts by bizarrestars & moonymoment
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Remus: Peter I'm gonna need you to move
Peter: In a minute
Sirius: What are you doing?
Peter: I'm weighing my turkey
Remus: Why?
Peter: A group of scientists did a study on rats, where they cut their daily calories by 30%.
Sirius: And you felt left out?
Peter: The rats lived 30% longer and the scientists were so impressed that they cut their own calories just like rats
Remus: That's a very nice display of solidarity
Peter: I have decided to do the same. I figure if I stay alive long enough, these scientists, they will be able to cure anything, including death. Therefore ensuring my indefinite existence
James (entering): Hey guys! What's with the turkey?
Sirius: Oh pete thinks he's gonna live forever
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James to Sirius: Time to wake
Sirius tugs a pillow over his head and turns away from james
James: Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on
Sirius: What?!
James: Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?
Sirius: Oh, boy
James: I'm just not sure. I mean at first I locked in the mirror, and I thought, well yes definitely a huge improvement.
Sirius: Can I have my pillow back?
James: Then I thought maybe it's not that I'm more beautiful today maybe I was just as beautiful yesterday only I lacked the self esteem to recognise it
Sirius: Don't take this personally but get out
James: Hurry up then we can have breakfast
Sirius: No thanks
James: Why so charming this morning?
Sirius: I had an annoying visit from the Gryffindor wake-up fairy
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