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Rwby Modern AU
At Ruby & Weiss’s wedding Whitley shows up (Weiss invited him but didn’t expect him to actually come).
Weiss greets him but he just says “I’m simply here to admire the floral arrangements.”
“What?”
“I heard your trees are pretty good too,” and he just stares at Oscar Pine who they hired as the florist.
#rwby whiterose#rwby weiss#rwby snowpines#rwby whitley#whitley schnee#oscar pine#rwby oscar#snow pines#snowpines#rwby#weiss schnee#rich farmers#rwby rich farmers
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Childe: “Sorry I’m late.”
Zhongli: “You’re covered in blood.”
Childe: “Why else would I be late?”
#genshin childe#childe#genshin ajax#tartagila#genshin impact#genshin incorrect quotes#zhongchi#childe x zhongli#zhongli#genshin morax
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Jean when Klee learns to swear: “I knew this day would come eventually. There was no real way to prevent it. All we can do now is teach her when not to say stuff like that.”
Jean when Barbara eventually learns to swears: “Whoever taught her that will regret the pitiful day they were born! I will show them no mercy! Lisa, arm the cannons!”
#genshin impact#genshin incorrect quotes#genshin barbara#genshin jean#knights of favonius#genshin#klee genshin impact#Klee
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From Nahida’s story on her profile:
Nahida’s “Toy Box”
Cue Wanderer staring at a fox puzzle with frustration and wondering if it would be too late to go back to the Fatui
#genshin scaramouche#genshin nahida#genshin wanderer#scaramouche#wanderer#nahida#genshin impact#Genshin#Nahida’s toy box#lesser lord kusanali
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Wanderer: I’m going to be an Anemo catalyst
Heizou and Sucrose, chanting: One of us! One of us!
Wanderer: Ummm
Heizou and Sucrose, louder chanting: One of us!
Wanderer: Can I go back to being evil?
Nahida: You asked for this
#genshin wanderer#genshin nahida#genshin scaramouche#genshin incorrect quotes#genshin sucrose#genshin heizou#shikanoin heizou#genshin impact#genshin anemo#anemo vision#Genshin
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Wander: You archons are all the same. Thinking you can so easily win against any enemy you face. I know your tricks Buer, I will not be played for a fool.
Nahida: You’re just a False God who failed in his quest for power. I will win against you and claim my prize.
Wander: For the last time, you already had five packs of candied ajilenakh nuts today. Too many and you’ll get a tummy ache.
Nahida, trying to reach the highest shelf: I will prevail.
#nahida#genshin impact#genshin nahida#wanderer#genshin wanderer#genshin scaramouche#scaramouche#lesser lord kusanali#genshin incorrect quotes
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Beidou: Who is this?
Ningguang: Well you adopted Kazuha so I decided to find a child myself. She reminded me of me.
Dori, wide-eyed: So. Much. Mora.
#genshin impact#genshin dori#genshin ningguang#ninggaung#genshin beidou#beidou#genshin beiguang#beiguang#genshin incorrect quotes
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Ruby and Weiss’s relationship dynamic is Weiss being the short one who tries to assert dominance well Ruby is clearly the one on top.
#rwby whiterose#rwby ruby rose#rwby weiss#rwby ruby#rwby#ruby rose#weiss schnee#ruby x weiss#rwby relationships#Weiss being tiny
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Ruby: I’m doing great. Very mentally sound over here. Picture of mental stability.
#Ruby’s declining mental health#I’m sure she’s fine#rwby ruby rose#rwby ruby#ruby rose#rwby vol 9#rwby v9#rwby volume 9
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Imagine if Shadow Weaver did get sent to Beast Island and Micah just beats the shit out of her.
That would truly be beautiful.
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Weiss, suddenly timid: I kind of want to kiss you right now.
Ruby: And I want to make out with you under a bridge while we hide from the cops. We all have desires!
#rwby#rwby whiterose#rwby ruby rose#rwby incorrect quotes#incorrect whiterose quotes#ruby rose#rwby ruby#ruby x weiss#rwby weiss#weiss schnee
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Ruby: What do you want for your birthday?
Yang: A mother who loves me.
Ruby: Best I can do is a Blake.
Yang: That works.
#rwby ruby rose#rwby incorrect quotes#rwby ruby#ruby rose#yang xiao long#rwby yang#rwby yang xiao long#rwby#rwby blake#rwby bumbleby#blake belladonna
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At this point it sounds like volume 9 will just be Ruby having a mental breakdown in the corner
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Weiss: I like my personal space.
Ruby, enthusiastically: I also like Weiss’s personal space!
Weiss, realizing Ruby is hugging her: *Deep sigh*
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Nora: Shame on you for not letting me follow my dreams!
Ren: Your dreams are to set things on fire. I’m doing a public service in stopping you!
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I know everyone loves the idea of Sokka stumbling across Zuko in the tea shop. Usually it’s like he just doesn’t tell anyone. But I want one where Sokka is just oblivious.
“No this is Lee not Zuko. Why would Zuko be here? No he has a similar scar but it doesn’t mean he’s Zuko. This is just a random cute refugee.”
And Zuko is really just really unsure of whether this guy is truly an idiot or messing with him. He eventually decided to just go along with it.
#avatar zuko#atla zuko#atla sokka#zuko#avatar#avatar sokka#sokka#atla#avatar zukka#zukka#sokka x zuko#zuko x sokka
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Sokka: There is no way he can stay here
Also Sokka: *already designed custom matching shirts*
After Zuko says he wants to join the group:
Toph: We’re keeping him
Sokka: First off that isn’t your decision to make by yourself and second he’s a person not a pet
Toph, already hugging Zuko: We’re keeping him
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