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" fuck, it felt good to kill him! "
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Kidnapper: I have your boyfriend
Iwaizumi:
Iwaizumi: Fake blonde or chestnut hair?..
Kindaper: .. Fake blonde
Iwaizumi: Oh, Atsumu? lmao
Kidnapper: Well.. I have your other boyfriend!
Iwaizumi: Oh damn okay
Kindapper: .. and they’re both, holding godzilla plushies..?
Iwaizumi: *gasp* WHAT
Iwaizumi, sobbing: Pls give me back my plushies I’ll pay you millions just pls give me back my gojiras...
#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyu#hq incorrect quotes#haikyuu incorrect quotes#haikyuu!! incorrect quotes#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa toru#atsumu miya#say hello to atsuoiiwa 💀#iwa’s bby gojiras’
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Tsukishima: If I drown, nobody jumps in to save me.
Suga: .. Tsukish–
Tsukishima: If I die, nobody find a god to ressurect me.
Suga:
Suga: *looks at kghn* what did you do
Hinata: I.. got a 9/35 on my oral test..
Kageyama: I got a 1 on English.
Suga: Out of..?
Kageyama: 50
Suga:
#Karasuno#Tsukishima Kei#Sugawara Koushi#Hinata Shoyo#Kageyama Tobio#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#haikyu#hq incorrect quotes#haikyuu incorrect quotes#haikyuu!! incorrect quotes
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Ushijima, furious: Why have you made sexual intercourses with my father?!
Kuroo:
Kuroo: .. what?
Ushijima: I have been informed by the AO3 program that you have been doing unnecessary actions with my father.
meanwhile in the background..
Semi: .. Tendou, was it you?
Tendou: I know this is definitely something I’d do but it wasn’t me this time, I swear.
Kawanishi: *sweats nervously*
#Shiratorizawa#Ushijima Wakatoshi#Ushiwaka#Kuroo Tetsurou#Tendou Satori#Semi Eita#Kawanishi Taichi#AO3#Archive Of Our Own#lmao kuroo..#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyu#hq incorrect quotes#haikyuu incorrect quotes#haikyuu!! incorrect quotes
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The wonderful start of Kuroo’s representation of the rest of the hq chars
haikyuu but everyone is kuroo
atsumu :
kageyama :
kenma :
sugawara :
iwaizumi :
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Iwaizumi: Daily reminder to never let a setter with a killer serve slap in you in the back.
Akaashi: True, except the problem for me is an ace with a killer spike.
Bokuto:
Oikawa:
Oikawa: .. oh
#vice captain problems#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyu#hq incorrect quotes#haikyuu incorrect quotes#haikyuu!! incorrect quotes#iwaizumi hajime#akaashi keiji#implied oikawa toru and bokuto koutaro maybe?
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Bokuto: GAY GAY GAY!!
Kuroo: Goya Goya Goya?
Tsukishima: This whole conversation between these two brainless idiots is going to be the cause of my unpleasing death
#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyu#hq incorrect quotes#haikyuu incorrect quotes#haikyuu!! incorrect quotes#bokuto koutaro#kuroo tetsurou#tsukishima kei#tag me along with you tsukishima
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Kageyama: If humans drink milk that comes from cows, how would it be if it was turned around?
Tsukishima: What?
Kageyama: Do you think cows would drink human milk if they were the ones God made to take hold of earth?
Tsukishima:
Karasuno:
Ukai: Put the fucking phone down now
#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyu#hq incorrect quotes#haikyuu incorrect quotes#haikyuu!! incorrect quotes#Karasuno#kageyama tobio#tsukishima kei#ukai keishin#honestly he’s got a point...#OKAY BUT WHAT IF THOUGH– 💀
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HQ!! Duos as babysitters
Oikawa / Iwaizumi
Oikawa: Okay, so what you do is to lift your arms u–
Iwaizumi: Oikawa, he is TWO fucking YEARS OLD do not teach him volleyball
Kageyama / Hinata
Kageyama: Okay, it’s time to feed the child.
Hinata, grabbing bird seeds: I found this laying on the floor, I thought maybe the parents left it for us! They’re so nice. Already preparing so we won’t have a hard time!
Miya Twins ( Atsumu / Osamu )
Osamu: Hey, I got foo– what?
Atsumu, sitting beside the baby: *watching cocomelon*
Atsumu: I hate this job
Bokuto / Akaashi
Akaashi, frantically panicking: B–Bokuto san.. c–careful, put.. put the baby down..
Bokuto: *Holding the baby by her leg*
Bokuto: Look at her baby feet, Akaashi! It’s so cute!
Akaashi: BOKUTO KOUTARO, IF YOU DON’T PUT THE BABY DOWN–
Kuroo / Kenma
Kuroo: Why. Why is (r/n) tied up in his feeding chair?
Kenma: He took my fucking PS5 and roamed around the whole house causing trouble, so I tied him the fuck up.
Kuroo, looking around the house seeing the huge mess and broken items on the floor: We are so gonna get fired..
#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyu#hq incorrect quotes#haikyuu incorrect quotes#haikyuu!! incorrect quotes#babysitters#haikyuu!! babysitters#IwaOi#OiIwa#KageHina#HinaKage#Miya Twins#atsumu miya#osamu miya#BokuAka#AkaBoku#KuroKen#KenKuro#oikawa toru#iwaizumi hajime#hinata shoyo#kageyama tobio#bokuto koutaro#akaashi keiji#kuroo tetsurou#kenma kozume#and the poor baby
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Oikawa gets a pup
Oikawa: *Brings his puppy to Ushiwaka’s backyard to let it piss*
Oikawa, laughing like a devil: Good boy, Hiro.
Iwaizumi:
— later..
Ushiwaka: I don’t understand.. I cared for it perfectly, how did it suddenly die?
Tendou: Did you water it with dog piss? because it sure smells like it..
#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyu#hq incorrect quotes#oikawa toru#ushijima wakatoshi#ushiwaka#iwaizumi hajime#tendou satori#rip ushi’s daisies :(
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A Little Tease
*Iwaizumi, all the way from CA, taking and sending Oikawa a picture of him and Ushiwaka meeting up*
Oikawa, glaring and grpping his phone: Imma wreck this bitch til’ he wake up on a grave
Hinata: This is Brazil, that’s California..
#ushiiwa’s relationship development thou#implied oiiwa#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa toru#ushijima wakatoshi#hinata shoyo
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He’s trying.
Kageyama, gulping: You.. you good.. at jumping..
Hinata: .. thanks?
Kageyama, blushing furiously: I think you do great in volleyball
Hinata:
Yamaguchi: Alright, plan B.
Tsukishima: Honestly...
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I feel like whenever Iwaizumi has a stingy injury he just glues himself to Oikawa and literally grips him to a death lock whenever his injury starts to sting and Oikawa is just trying so hard to endure and be there for his bestfriend even though he is literally already crying because of how strong Iwa’s grip is and his little pinches, like:
Iwaizumi, gripping Oikawa’s arm: Fuck! It stings.. mngg..
Oikawa, choking back tears: Don’t worry, I’m here
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Kenma, whispering to himself: you’re really cute..
Kuroo: Huh? Did you say something, Ken?
Kenma: I said you looked like poop
Kuroo:
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Sakusa: I’ll be back, Motoya. I just gotta go call for Rintarou, and the Miya Twins.
Komori: You.. you have friends..?
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Say Hi to Duolingo
Bokuto: Cool costume, is it Halloween already?
Duolingo, holding a knife and spanish book: .. Yeah. Anyways, can you close your eyes for a bit?
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Oikawa–san won’t give him attention
Kageyama: Oikawa–san ignored me today. I said hi to him, but he just looked at me and walked away.
R/N: Uhm, sir?
Kageyama: I got really sad
R/N: Sir this is mcdonalds
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Bokuto: bonejaw
Kuroo: huh
Bokuto: bonejaw
Kuroo: what the fuck are you trying to say
Bokuto: it means ‘hello’ in french!
Kuroo:
#Breaking news#Kuroo jumped off a cliff#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyu#bokuto koutaro#kuroo tetsurou#bokuroo#welcome to french..
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