(tagged by @totallynotcaptainamerica​

(tagging @rosegutz​, @vivian-faberfox​, @thesquidborn​, @zac-films​... Because $10 says a couple of you nerds thought I forgot about you.)

MOST RECENT

Drink?: Water Phone call?: Unknown Number Text?: “Mind Ten” (Yeah, I don’t know what either.) Time you cried?: Uh... Good question?

HAVE YOU EVER

Dated someone twice?: Yes Been cheated on?: Yes Kissed someone & regretted it?: No Lost someone special?: Yes Been depressed?: Of course, I just tend to fight my way through it. Been drunk & thrown up?: No

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

Made a new friend?: Yes! @zac-films​ and @vivian-faberfox​ Fallen out of love?: No Laughed until you cried?: I don’t think so. Met someone who changed you?: Yes Found out who your true friends are?: Still working on that. Found out someone was talking about you?: Yes Kissed anyone on your fb list?: Yes

How many ppl from your fb list do you know in real life?: All but one! Do you have any pets?: I have a dog and some snakes! Do you want to change your name?: Am I allowed to answer with “it’s complicated”? What did you do for your last birthday?: Went to the local Halloween Festival! What time did you wake up today?: I’ve slept enough to miss a few nights. What were you doing last night at midnight?: Trying on my Renaissance Faire costume for umpteenth time to make sure it all fits. Name something you can’t wait for?: Moving (because you have to be patient to rule the world). Have you ever talked to a person named tom?: Yes What’s getting on your nerves rn?: Money Blood type?: Medical Mystery Nickname?: Turk, Matt, and The Foofinator (like The Terminator, but not). Relationship status?: Single Zodiac sign?: Scorpio Pronouns?: He/Him Favourite tv shows?: Avengers Assemble, Supernatural, Bones, NCIS, Jessica Jones, Daredevil Long or short hair? Short Height?: 5′2″ Do you have a crush on someone?: No [insert deep ramblings here] What do you like about yourself?: My eyes, my intelligence, and many other things that you’ll have to find out for yourself. wink Right or left handed?: Ambidextrous First surgery?: Tonsillectomy First best friend?: Some kid from kindergarten named R.L... I’m not sure how I remember that. First sport you joined?: Soccer/Football First vacation?: Galveston Beach, Texas (USA)

RIGHT NOW

Eating?: Just finished having some reeses’ cereal with milk (I eat mine dry.) Drinking?: Water I’m about to?: Start getting ready for the Ren Faire. Listening to?: Nothing

WANT

Kids?: Uncertain To get married?: Possibly Career?: Being an adult is dumb. I am training to be a Colubrid Snake Breeder.

WHICH IS BETTER

Lips or eyes?: Eyes Hugs or kisses?: Kisses Taller or shorter?: Depends on if I get stilts.

Older or younger?: Older Romantic or spontaneous?: Romantic Sensitive or loud?: Neither Hookup or relationship?: Yes Troublemaker or hesitant?: Yes

HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a stranger?: No Had glasses/contacts?: Glasses Had sex on the first date?: No Broke someone’s heart?: Yes Turned someone down?: Yes Cried when someone died?: Yes Fallen for a friend?: That is how it usually happens.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

Yourself?: Yes (unless it comes to down to mathematical equations, but you shouldn’t do those because math is a sin soooo). Miracles?: And their opposites, yes. Love at first sight?: Yes Heaven?: [insert my typical spiritual mumbo jumbo here] Kissing on the first date?: Yes

Elora from High Rollers!

I don’t know why I had to paint this so intensely, BUT ELORA.

Colored a sketch I did of Trellimar Aleath and Granamyr. u v u

Mark’s first description of Granamyr made me think of a pipe fox, so long and pointy psuedo-dragon snek.

Also, 250x250 icon~

Please credit if you use!

If only Civil War was this simple...

Imagine Hydra shrinking the rest of the Avengers and it just being a fucking  Superhusbands parenting competition INSTEAD OF A TEAR-JERKING MONSTER LIKE WE KNOW IT WILL BE.

(And Tony’s secret weapon is Spiderroos himself because no one can resist the Superfamily.)

Happy Birthday Honeydew~ Hoping 2016 is treating you better than 2015!

Bonus:

Pretty sure this is what actually happened after Tony and Steve teamed up to fix Tony’s little AIM mistake. They’re so immature about being mature. I love it.

This app has devoured my life. Help.

Happy Birthday, Duncan!

Don’t murder your ice cream cake like a certain somebody.

Because Games Night: Fabulous Beasts was the fucking most nerve wracking shit I have watched in awhile. I love it. *showers with confetti*

(P.S.: What if Lalnable has green eyes when he’s not being evil and Duncan’s are just blue because Xephos is a micro-managing douche who couldn’t keep his fingers out of that pie?)

Belated Happy St. Valentine’s Day!

Have everyone’s favorite archer. u v u

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @craftynemira !!

I know this isn’t /exactly/ what you asked for... but.... Here is the story of how Tom didn’t wind up in this picture, too. So, okay. Setting the scene here....

I know you were all like “Hey, I want Duncan, Sjin, and Tom in here along with my two best buds”, which is cool and all, but then I was like “Shiiitttt.... How do I fit this many people into this huge ass picture?”.

Then I got really distracted and, like, the dog came in and wanted to play, and there were Wookies in here and a D&D game involving a Gnome named Quack who wears an anvil helmet and wields a ball peen hammer and then it got really close to your birthday so now Tom is probably streaking because let’s be honest that coat was big enough to be a creeper coat. Like what if he just opened it up and was all like “YOU WANNA BUY A FISH STICK?”??? Because I could see that with his fucking monotone voice and all that shit.

And that’s the story of how Ross got that butt.

wait. what?

I’m being really grumpy with my style as a person and an artist. Haven’t been producing too many finished pieces because of it. *taps chin* Have some sketches to tide you over.

I have a legitimately long list of things that I want to draw, though. Mainly Yogs and Marvel, but I’ll be damned if I don’t wanna draw a little Undertale as well.

You are amazing and I hope your day went well and if it didn't, best hopes for tomorrow!!

Thank you, I appreciate that. *tips hat*

Have a blessed day -- wherever you are!!

If you're still taking requests, D1 with Strife please! ♡

I feel like this may be the result of Xephos and Strife’s disagreement from the last picture, but one can never be sure.

Thank you for the request!

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

Reblog this if you’re ok with people instant messaging you out of the blue.

chris-the-mighty:

Like, starting random conversations, discussing head cannons, feel free to message.

I think Sjin with E3, and Lewis (and/or) Duncan with B7 (and/or) C1 would be fun! :D

THAT FACE IS SO SJIN THAT I CANNOT. *cackles*

When you get this you have to publicly say 5 positive things about yourself and send this message to 10 of your favorite followers (ya gotta)

FIVE POSITIVE THINGS ABOUT ME?

Hmmm...This will require some thought.

1. I’m an intensely passionate person. If I love something you will know.

2. My willful attitude makes me the kind of person who thrives under pressure/during a challenge. Even as a kid in school, my best times in tests were when I was sick or injured. Including the time I ran the mile run in record time with two open knees. The trail of blood was amazing and would not come out of the pavement, mwahaha.

3. While I’m not particularly talented at one thing, I am a jack of all trades type. I’m decent at about every damn thing I set myself to doing. Getting me to do it, though? That’s a wholeeee ‘nother story.

4. Did you know I’m a genius? Yeah. Not to toot my own horn or anything, but my IQ is preettttyy damn high. I was always the gifted and talented/pre-AP/AP class kid. I was taking college courses by the time I was in 7th/8th grade (13-14 years old). Bonus points: I dropped out of university. Never actually got a degree in anything. I do have a diploma, however!

5. I’m so open-minded that I forget that there is a box to think in! Seriously, as long as you bring me a reasonable argument for something, it is difficult to get me to bitch about it not existing (or whatever it is people do these days). We’re talking about a transgender snake owner with PTSD, here. You’re not gonna get me to judge much.