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“Do you remember when I sold my soul a few years back?”
The tapping at the keyboard did not still. “Yes of cour— Tim, you sold your soul?”
“Oh my god, you forgot.” He dramatically threw a hand against his chest, collapsing sideways out of the chair to land on the cave floor. “I’m wounded. In my cold, soulless heart, shot straight through it. You forgot I sold my soul. Dick, how could you?”
“It’s been a hectic few years-“
“It’s my soul Richard Greyson. Isn’t that important? I sold my soul to the Ghost King and now it’s apparently changed hands.”
“The Ghost King sold your already sold soul?!?”
Tim sat back up, using the BatDesk to pull himself to his feet. “Nah, apparently the og king got bested in combat and the new king now owns it. He sent me a letter. So we could meet. And potentially discuss me repossessing my soul. Anyway, are you free Thursday cause that’s when he’s picking me up and he said I could bring a friend. Cissie already said no, so you’re the next on my list.”
Dick had long since abandoned whatever report he’d been working on and was staring at Tim with what could only be described as ‘major concern.’ “Can we please backtrack to the fact you sold your soul to a Cthulhu-like entity?”
“No.”
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#10 dcxdp
John constantine brings Danny up to the watch tower so one of the Hero's can watch him as he dose a mission
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Jason: once I tried to rob this preppy kid on his way to school but before I could even get a threat out he told me ‘please don’t hesitate’ and I was so agasp that this eight year old just asked me to kill him outright that I ran off into an alleyway and cried.
Tim:
Tim: omg wait that was me!!! :D
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anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong
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What’s so crazy to me about the whole Cain story for Dean is that they mirrored Cain and Dean not by focusing on Cain’s relationship with Abel to Dean’s with Sam…but by creating a love interest for Cain that they paralleled with Dean’s good buddy Cas.
Nuts.
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Plague Doctor masks based off of different birds
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This single panel absolutely sent me the first time I saw it.
Tim Drake is an icon lmfao
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Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.
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a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:
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thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened
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“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”
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love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*
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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
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love how every character falls in love with edwin. that man has the charisma of a wet cat. he is actively trying to bite you, what are you doing
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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