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bitchalotl 4 hours
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"Looks big and strong, but a Minecraft building decentralized by 2 blocks would cause him a mental breakdown" the character:
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bitchalotl 12 hours
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I think fandoms should hit the zaza a little bit too much and come up with more ridiculous crossover crackship rare pairs. Like, fuck it we ball, this week's OTP is Mettaton undertale x Smaug the calamity, 100k words, slow burn, enemies to lovers, dubious morality, biting kink, angst with a happy ending, monster-fucker. Any questions?
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bitchalotl 2 days
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Scarlita doesn't know what soda or a party is, but she got dragged there by Dionel. Berial would mix the cocaine into the Coca-Cola and give it to you while smiling cheerfully.
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bitchalotl 3 days
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BALLS
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bitchalotl 3 days
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Outta my way gay boy馃槱馃槱馃槱
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bitchalotl 4 days
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Cottagecore horror:
-Swinging at you with my sunflower themed axe.
-Making you part of the cutesy pie recipe.
-My chubby chickens plucking the skin out of you.
-Planting colorful flowers over the spot I buried you.
-My fat squeaky pigs eating all the evidence.
-Butchering you up while wearing my strawberry dress.
-Offering the cops homemade muffins and tea I mixed myself when they come asking about your sudden disappearance.
-Using your remains as fertilizer for my potatoes.
Cottagecore horror! 鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍
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bitchalotl 5 days
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"I'm not surprised Temesia is still a hit with girls"
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bitchalotl 5 days
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No gender, only chaos and tomfoolery馃敟馃敟馃敟
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bitchalotl 5 days
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Can't be picky with prey!
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bitchalotl 5 days
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They don't call them the destruction for nothing!
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bitchalotl 5 days
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Come play afk journey, we've got such wonderful villains like:
-Grape bourgeoisie (with shitty mustache)
-Man afraid of retirement (and immigrants)
-Crazy cat lady milf (also a mafia lutenant)
-Silly little jester from the unholy realm (with detachable head!)
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bitchalotl 5 days
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Lesbian: I feel so lightheaded around her鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍
Aroace: Maybe there's a gas leak going on?馃え
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bitchalotl 6 days
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Queer characters I'd love to see:
-Testosterone filled macho war God who happens to be gay (and a bottom)
-Stone cold robot overlord who's secretly a high libido bisexual.
-Loud and endearing aroace who doesn't have a science related job.
-Pathetic wet cat of a vampire who hasn't gotten a partner in 500 years despite being bisexual.
-Non binary friend who's just eldritch in appearance.
-Feminine gay man who is not flamboyant.
-Any joyful asexual or aromantic or both.
-Asexual who's sexy by allo standars.
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bitchalotl 6 days
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He has two hands guys馃槱馃槱馃槱
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bitchalotl 6 days
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Nuh uh馃敟馃敟馃敟
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bitchalotl 6 days
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If Dura wanted me to behave, she shouldn't have made free will.
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bitchalotl 6 days
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My contribution to the fandom:
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