being a dc fan is crazy because half these fuckers have black hair and blue eyes

if men r going 2 be horny and misogynistic when designing female characters can they at the very least make the outfit cunty......nothing pisses me off more than seeing a bitch with negative 2 articles of clothing on and it’s still ugly......flop ass bitches......

Realistically, a household the size of Wayne Manor needs more than just a butler, and while Bruce might imagine he can keep his proclivities secret from his own domestic staff, Alfred certainly harbours no such illusions. I've gotta wonder what the orientation lecture he's worked out looks like. Like, of course they're going to be extensively vetted before they ever set foot on the premises, but at some point during the onboarding process the subject of the Batcave has gotta come up – I just wanna know how Alfred broaches that.

I am so on board with Superman being more-than-human, all his alien traits, etc

But Batman?

Oh Batman

He should be human, is, biologically. But he isn’t anymore. He hasn’t aged, he doesn’t die, his cape moves with his emotions, his teeth are just a bit too sharp. Nothings happened, no vampire bite, no unusual radiation, but through sheer force of will he became as much monster as man.

(insert guitar solo here 🎸🎸🎸)

Anyway...

leave it to Bruce batman Wayne to exhaustively pour over every single record in the fortress of solitude to ensure he gives Clark the most mind-blowing experiences Kryptonians are capable of experiencing

he will NOT admit it on pain of death but the reason he started looking into kryptonian biology was bc he was curious as to the xenocock situation. and then it just escalated from there

extremely old robin doodles that i think are kinda cute. throwing it out there bc this page redraw is kicking my ass and i need to remember what joy was like

Taking my son out for enrichment

my friend tried to get me into watching wrestling a while back

Sketching Jason ❤️

Batman Eternal #50

oh lads, we struggling

fucking doing it. writing my first fic because i can't keep letting my ideas ferment in my head any longer or my skull will explode with the pressure that keep building the more i daydream

Hey don't cry. Batman's cape gets longer to swaddle his adult kids

Tim: Hey Bruce. We had an incident on patrol—

Bruce: Hn?

Tim: Dick was—

Bruce, internally: Dick was shot he was mauled he was maimed by the joker he was tortured by scarecrow he was broken in half by bane!!! dick’s DEAD??? what else could be wrong he can’t tell me himself that means he is vulnerable that means he may have been shot in the head is Dick dead what do I do if he’s dead Contingency Number D1492 I need to contact Clark and let him know and tell him to isolate me and I need to contact Jason (Contingency J384) but what do I do if Dick is gone can I go on of course I can I need to but I can’t see his body I can’t do it—

Tim: —limping after he tried to get an ice cream from the soft serve machine and ate shit lmao. His ankle is twisted; might take a couple days to recover.

Bruce, a very normal person who doesn’t suffer from anxiety and ptsd: okay