I say it's not fair I'm not shifting as if i don't just fall asleep and hope for the best lmao
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I STG- IF I WAKE UP IN MY CR ONE MORE TIME-
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I want to go to a restaurant dressed in black, take an order, and then leave.
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Happy birthday LESBIANS 💋
It capitalized on its own. It's a sign 💗
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kinda bored
I want to date a guy and then when I get bored of him I'll come out just to see his reaction
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I love women who slut shame!!!! PLEASE STARE AT MY BOOBS AND DEGRADE ME
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I'm not even in the closet
Im like a mime pretending to be stuck in a box lol
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Someone write this now or i will go feral
You save a mob boss from mortal danger and he says he “owes you a favor” and gives you his personal number. After years of unfortunate events, you text the number “I want to be happy” as a joke. “Understood” he sent back.
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Oh lawd she cracked the code
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I'll be fine as long as I have a window to watch the stars from
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I just realized I will never get to live in the LOTR lego video game :'(
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:')
me: I don’t get that invested in fictional characters
also me, 3 years after a fictional character’s death
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