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Aphi Hephi and Arti
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happy destielgate-putin-election-aversary.
it’s been two years.
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Edward, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem officer?
Charlie: Get out of my car.
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Bella: *gets a bruise*
Edward, shaking, tears visible in his eyes: hAsn’T shE beEn thRouGh ENOUGH?
#twilight incorrect quotes#twilight renaissance#twilight#bella swan#edward cullen#new moon#i hate that im making these
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Alice: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Emmet: The cow?
Rosalie: the wHAT
#twilight incorrect quotes#twilight renaissance#twilight#rosalie twilight#jasper cullen#emmet cullen#bella swan#new moon#edward cullen
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Edward: Ah. Hi. Hello. We gotta stop meeting like this.
Bella: Maybe we would if you would stop WATCHING ME IN MY FUCKING SLEEP
#twilight incorrect quotes#twilight renaissance#twilight#bella swan#edward cullen#the books would have been better had bella woken up#new moon
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Bella in New Moon: I’ve made a list of possible places Edward could be
Jacob: Bella this is a globe
Bella: I have no fucking clue where he is.
#twilight renaissance#twilight#new moon#bella swan#edward cullen#jacob black#twilight incorrect quotes
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Edward Cullen: Why pay for therapy when you can run away for free?
#twilight renaissance#twilight#edward cullen#bella swan#new moon#breaking dawn#twilight incorrect quotes
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It’s new moon season and starting this month…
#twilight#twilight renaissance#new moon#bella swan#this was so much funnier in my head#edward cullen
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Y/N: Steve, I know you’re used to using walkie talkies but if this behavior keeps up, our relationship is over.
Steve: Our relationship is what? Over.
#steve harrington#steve x reader#stranger things season four#stranger things season 4#stranger things#steve harrington x reader#stranger things x reader
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Eleven: 🎵Makin my way downtown, walkin fast🎵
*Dr Brenner turns the corner*
Eleven: 🎵Walkin faster🎵
#stranger things#eddie munson#steve harrington#eleven#stranger things vol 1#stranger things season four#dustin henderson#will byers#mike wheeler#lucas sinclair#max mayfield#nancy wheeler#stranger things season 4#stranger things volume 2
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Y/N: You ticklish?
Rooster, taking 20 steps back: No, why?
#rooster x reader#bradley bradshaw x y/n#bradley bradshaw#top gun maverick#top gun#top gun imagine#bradley rooster bradshaw
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Rooster: We still on for tomorrow? 2:00?
Y/N: Do you…do you by any chance mean our wedding?
Rooster: I’m just making sure I’m still invited
#top gun imagine#top gun maverick#rooster bradshaw#bradley rooster bradshaw#bradley bradshaw#top gun#bradley bradshaw x y/n#miles teller#tom cruise#rooster x reader
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Y/N, reading the recipe: Now we have to boil the ginger.
Pietro, covering Wanda’s ears: You could at least not say it to her face.
#marvel#mcu#mcu imagine#pietro maximoff#wanda maximoff#wanda and pietro#doctor strange in the multiverse of madness#wanda maximov x reader#pietro maximov#wanda maximoff x you#dr strange in the multiverse of madness#multiverse of madness
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Y/N: Are you taken?
Wong: Yes. FOR GRANTED.
#marvel#mcu#mcu imagine#mcu x you#marvel headcanons#marvel imagine#doctor strange in the multiverse of madness#dr strange in the multiverse of madness#multiverse of madness#benedict wong#mcu x reader#avengers x reader#marvel cinematic universe#wanda maximoff x you
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Y/N: I’ll genuinely fight the next person who hates on my girlfriend.
Wanda: I hate myself.
Y/N, cracking their knuckles: Alright you beautiful piece of shit, square up.
#marvel#mcu#mcu imagine#mcu x reader#mcu x you#avengers x reader#wanda maximov#wanda maximoff#wanda x reader#doctor strange#doctor strange in the multiverse of madness#dr strange in the multiverse of madness#multiverse of madness#wanda maximoff x you#wanda maximov x reader
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Y/N: I fell-
Stephen: From heaven? Yes you did.
Y/N: No I actually fell-
Stephen: In love with me? It’s because you have good taste.
Y/N: Stephen I think I broke my arm
#marvel#mcu#mcu imagine#mcu x you#avengers x reader#stephen strange#dr strange#mcu multiverse#doctor strange#dr strange in the multiverse of madness#stephen strange x reader#dr strange x reader#dr strange x fem!reader#dr strange x y/n#marvel headcanons#marvel imagine
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Y/N: I couldn’t fix him.
Y/N: But I sure as hell could top him
Peter 3:
#tasm peter parker#mcu#marvel#marvel headcanons#marvel imagine#peter parker x reader#peter parker x you#peter x reader#andrew garfield#andrew garfield imagine#andrew garfield x reader#avengers x reader#spider man: no way home#spiderman nwh#spiderman x reader#spiderman#peter parker#peter 3#marvel cinematic universe
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