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valeriiene · 2 months
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Hello! I'd like to request for yandere Akane! The one with the glasses in TBHK? Gen hcs
This is the first time someone has requested for this show!
Tw: Spoilers!!, possessive behavior, obsession, clinginess, stalking, jealousy, threats
Yandere Aoi Akane Hc's
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🕰️He fits the picture of obsession quite well because he quite literally only shows any interest when it is something that involves you. He only seems to really care when you are involved and that has led him to know you better than most others. His attention is all the time only focused on you and that has resulted in him obsessively noticing all the little things about you and I wouldn’t be surprised if he even keeps some sort of journal where he writes down all his knowledge he collects over time as well as his favorite memories of you. He pretty much adapts himself to your own interests and likes which basically means that whatever interests and appeals to you will appeal to him as well for the mere reason that you enjoy it. He is honestly such a simp around his darling as his affection drowns out his rationality and sense of reasoning.
🕰️As one of the three Clock Keepers, Akane is likely to abuse the powers he has been given. He’s able to stop time for five minutes but only three times a day on campus. Sometimes he wishes he could do it as much as he wants but he makes the best out of those few minutes by admiring you whilst frozen in time. Sometimes he even dares to hold your hands or kiss you in your paused state, although there is always this feeling of guilt and shame that follows him afterwards. He is honestly quite dedicated in following you around as much as he can because he wants to spend as much time with you as possible. Despite his obvious affection, Akane is rather protective. He knows about the Supernatural as one of the Clock Keepers and he believes that they don’t know the value of human life. Since this school holds quite a few Supernatural, he does his best to keep them away from you as much as he can.
🕰️Akane is most certainly prone to the feelings of jealousy and envy as he is acting that way the moment someone is involved who isn’t you. As hyper focused as he is on you, it is only natural that he would be quite unhappy and dissatisfied with the situation the moment someone else is involved. That doesn’t mean that Akane is as delusional to pretend that you don’t need to spend so much time with others if you have him, although a part of him wishes you would. What it leaves him with though is a bitter feeling that he holds for quite a while which makes him act quite cynical and arctic around whoever made him jealous, his eyes coldly observing them. In some extreme cases of jealousy I can even see him using his time stopping abilities to mess with the other person so that they embarrass themselves in front of you.
🕰️He knows that from a moral perspective he shouldn’t do what he does and it has to be said that he is being a hypocrite by doing so. Yet Akane uses his position as a Clock Keeper to intimidate and scare away not only other Supernatural beings in the school but also all students who he views as a threat. As a Clock Keeper ordinarily people can’t see him, he has his ability to stop time for five minutes three times a day and even as a human he is quite strong, although being a Clock Keeper has only added to his strength. Throw then in the additional fact that he’s a smart and hardworking student and you have someone who shouldn’t be provoked. Akane always has a plan for something and that includes how he deals with bullies or even those he views as rivals. Most commonly he lulls them into some isolated corner on the school campus only to use his abilities and to scare them then. He is terribly protective so I can definitely see him justifying some of his horrible behavior.
🕰️A slice of manipulation is never to be forgotten either when it comes to Akane. He wholeheartedly loves you and that has led Akane to the point where he will see himself as justified with some of the actions he takes since he has done it out of love. Once he is a Clock Keeper, he has suddenly a new burden on his shoulders which only strengthens his belief that he knows by now more about you. He definitely wants to be someone you always view as the closest person to you yet some of the tactics he uses to ensure this are just plainly wrong. His lies can hurt your feelings and the way he uses his powers to scare you on the school campus only to make himself in his human form appear more heroic and reliable is plainly wrong. Akane likes to defend himself against any guilt by thinking that he only uses such methods if you start closing yourself off from him.
🕰️In hindsight Akane seems quite two-faced and he seems to be at least partially aware of this too. Since his darling most likely has no association with anything supernatural besides the rumors in school, it isn’t likely that they will find out about Akane’s secret either. Perhaps this is for the best because Akane is sure that you would lose all trust and love in him if you would ever find out how he has abused his abilities to scare others away from you or to get closer to you. The contrast between the sappy boy with glasses and the Clock Keeper who manipulates things within your surroundings only to claim that it’s for your own protection is jarring after all. Akane tries to spend as much time with you as he can, from walking you home to helping you in school either a subject you’re not so good in.
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valeriiene · 2 months
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NSFW headcanons w/ Yandere Teru Minamoto
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[ NSFW, YANDERE ] [ Teru Minamoto ]
[ Toilet Bound Hanako-kun / Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun ]
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Wuuuuu ~ how interestiiiiing
I liked writing this, it was pretty funny to think about it, besides I missed writing for yandere AND i'm always up to write for jshk
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Teru is quite prideful when it comes to his darling, he is just used to be not only the best but also perfect as a student and as an exorsist so he can't help but feel the need to be perfect for his darling too, he knows you are the one and only for him so he must be that for you too
Teru is possessive and desperate, his darling is almost the only thing he can be selfish over it, so if you are unwilling or even try to avoid him Teru will end up reaching the point to of being pushy and even manipulative, he can be aggresive if he need it (but not physicaly). However, even if he has to reach the point of forcing you it only goes for accepting him and being together, he won't dare to force you to have sex with him (maybe to show affection but only when he grows too desperate and anxious)
Teru is clingly and possessive, he likes having you around all the time he can and gets pretty annoyed by people who wants to interact with you or interrupt your time together (but he hides it, he doesn't want to ruin his imagen just because he needs it), but once you two get together in a relationship he feel more sure about the bound between you and stays more calm because he is certain that you do love him too (even if you just tolerante him or accept so he doesn't get violent it doesn't matter, he takes it as you reciprocating his feelings), and that is why getting into a more intimitated state like having sex with you will only deepen that believe and make him more sure about you two being made to each other
Teru can be prideful about the fact of being the best for you, so if it isn't your first time being with someone in such intimate state will hit his pride, not that he think bad or would offend you, is just something that bothers him and makes him feel kinda presured because he has to demostrate to you that he is the only one who is able to please you as you deserve
Teru is mostly a dom and prefers to be in top of you because it is almost a need for him to be able to have the control of the situation because he needs to make sure that he is taking good care of you and giving you all the pleasure, is going to be really difficult to convince him to let you take the lead and will probably be avoiding the topic or do it before you can do anything
It would depend in his feelings to how he will be in bed with you, most of the time he start with kisses and passing his hands around your skin in a provocative way, almost teasing, but he doesn't take much time before it reach the intimate contact, he focus on your pleasure but he focus more in the contact, on be inside of you/taking you because he craves for the contact, is kinda reasuring for him and most of the time during that time he is looking directly at you with such a loving and sincere expression
Most of the time he is pretty gentle and loving, mainly being lead by your reactions, but there are times where he goes more rough and not only with his pace, rough kisses and even leaving you hickeys and bites whenever he feels more possessive or even jealous, he is a bit easy to get carry away for his feelings when it comes to you so, if you two will have sex then he will express it on bed (he has other ways to express and take off his frustrations too)
He isn't the type to make much noises on bed aside from a few breathy moans, but he does repeat over and over again how much he loves you, how much you mean to him and how he doesn't want to lose you with soft whispers (mainly when he starts to get close to the climax), unless he is feeling more possessive, when he is being more rough he doesn't say much but does growls a little more (in those cases he tent to be more intimidating by the way he looks at you)
Aftercare is important for him, even if he is mad he won't leave you without making sure you are alright, normally it doesn't take him much time to recover after he reached the climax (or just push himself to regain the composture) and goes back to put his full focus on you with a smile, gives you a few praises but goes more by giving you soft kisses while making sure you are alright and taking care of you
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valeriiene · 2 months
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Hi can I please request hcs for yandere poly natsu and Lucy sharing a darling please (female reader if possible💗)
if you want to give her magic maybe magic that’s similar to star dress (made up magic called star script where reader writes the zodiac sign in thin air and reader outfits changes to suit that zodiac sign example : Draco reader gains a dragon appearance from wings to scales while Aquarius could give her water magic to having fins like a mermaid)
hope that makes sense lol , if it’s to confusing you can just give celestial magic I don’t mind 💗
Tw: Yandere themes, obsession, possessive behavior, delusional behavior, clinginess, touchiness, stalking, jealousy
Sharing a s/o
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🔥🗝️Natsu and Lucy are as good as you can get when it comes to a poly relationship in Fairy Tail because not only have they a really strong bond and are willing to share with each other without any huge arguments following but they also see perfectly eye to eye with each other which means that there’s no one being superior to the other nor is one intimidated or scared of the other one. They both share some common traits such as their obsessive tendencies and their clinginess and no one of them is very possessive. If I had to choose one, I’d say Natsu has more potential to be possessive but such a side doesn’t really emerge, especially not since Lucy is the one he is sharing with. Lucy is definitely the one who is chiding Natsu more often though because whilst both of them are certainly on the delusional side, Lucy is still the one who has the better grasp of a thing called common sense. She doesn’t want Natsu to stalk you, especially not via Happy, and there’s Natsu’s daily behavior of just inviting himself over inside your house without knocking. Especially if you’re currently dressing up or taking a bath can Lucy utterly sympathize.
🔥🗝️Both of them can spend a vast amount of time together with you without growing tired of each other nor more possessive over you. Both are quite outgoing and extroverted, especially Natsu, so there’s always something entertaining happening. Obviously a lot of time is spend in their guild with all their other friends and it is probably around his rivals like Gray or Gajeel that Natsu is the tiniest bit more prone to acting a bit more possessive around you. Lucy is quite quick to put him back to his senses though as she always reminds him that he better not make you uncomfortable or drag you into something just because of his reckless and rowdy behavior that he often shows to others. She knows that Natsu would never actually get you into danger because he loves you too much but he is just acting like a little child when he is around certain people who he just constantly argues with as presumably one way to show his friendship. If Natsu still ends up quarreling with people in his guild in their typical fashion, he sees it through that Lucy makes sure you don’t get involved. Not like he has to tell her that for her to do it.
🔥🗝️Private time with you still happens and in that case the time with Lucy is much more relaxing. She’s just taking a bath with you, dresses up in comfy pajamas with you and is having a girls evening with you. There are occasional times where she catches Natsu and Happy trying to sneak in her house because the poor boy hates being excluded but usually one short conversation is enough for Lucy to express her slightly annoyed emotions due to Natsu’s attempted intrusion before the pink-haired man turns back with the biggest pout on his face. He respects Lucy’s wish though because she always asks him beforehand when she plans to spend an evening alone with you and since he knows that she will allow it him just as much when he’s the one asking her, he has never declined. He’ll just have to endure it until the next day. Then he really is at the doorsteps as early as possible or by chance already inside the house and in a very clingy mood because he didn’t see you for hours. Natsu’s private time with you consists mostly of being outside with you whilst exploring or showing you something, eating or sleeping.
🔥🗝️Both of them are huge on public affection and neither is shy of showing it. It’s constant handholding, cuddles, hugs, kisses or piggybacks. Lucy likes wearing matching bracelets, necklaces and clothes too and she definitely has a lot of that stuff whilst Natsu is mainly focused on the physical affection and he is a bit more extreme with it than Lucy is. He loves piggybacks and tends to get quite excited when he senses that you like it too which has led him a couple of times to sprinting through the streets with Lucy desperately dashing after the two of you to catch up. Considering the fact that he has a sensitive nose due to being a Dragon Slayer, scenting is also a thing. He just enjoys smelling himself on you and considering how often he just can’t resist squashing you in between his arms in a hug, you smell a lot of him. It’s due to his enhanced smelling that he is quick to question you though as soon as you reek overly of something that isn’t his nor Lucy’s smell. On the positive side though, as long as he is there you don’t have to fear getting lost.
🔥🗝️The poor man is even powering through his motion sickness when you want to travel somewhere via train or ship. He’s always sitting there looking miserable though, his face changing from pale to green and back to pale whilst slumping down next to you. He can’t deny that he hasn’t used his sick position whilst on a moving vehicle to get you to coddle him a tad bit more. Lucy is either scolding him for it or she decides to let him have it since she understands that he’s making a small sacrifice to make you happy. If he looks like he’s about to throw up though, she will swiftly separate you two. Both aren’t insanely jealous but if one of more prone to it though, it’s definitely Natsu. He isn’t too afraid to pick a little brawl with someone if they provoke him enough so it’s up to Lucy and you to prevent him from doing so. Overall both are never a serious danger to anyone unless someone has bad intentions in which case both will become very defensive and will use their magic to attack if the situation escalates.
🔥🗝️If their s/o really has Star Script Magic, I feel like Lucy and her will be very engaged in talking about it since it is so similar to Lucy’s Star Dress abilities and even see if they are able to help each other to improve their abilities. Natsu is feeling a little bit left out whenever both of you talk about it since he has Fire Magic and can’t provide anything more useful than Lucy can but for the sake of being part of the conversation, he’s trying to butt in anyways. The pink-haired man is still your biggest hype-man though whenever you use your Star Script Magic and he’s bragging about it to everybody. As soon as someone says something bad about it or you in general though, he’s all ready to throw hands. Lucy and you are most likely training a lot together since both of your abilities are so similar and I can see the zodiac signs even giving you tips on your individual forms and how to improve them. Your relationship with the zodiac signs is definitely a good one too because Lucy sees them as her friends so she has already introduced you to each one of them a long time ago.
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valeriiene · 2 months
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out of time. - gon freecss and killua zoldyck + reader
pairing: killua zoldyck + reader + gon freecss
arc: phantom troupe
warnings: quite a bit of agnst, mention of injuries and death - overall a bit depressing
discussions of a part two here
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“tell me - how do you want to die?”
you fought against your tears.
stay strong.
you needed to stay strong.
god.
how foolish could you possibly be?
it wasn’t difficult for them to creep up on you.
they had kidnapped you.
you had been kidnapped.
no way could you possibly get out of this on your own.
you whimpered as pressure was added on to your wrists.
whoever was behind you had you facedown against a table, your arms tightly secured behind your back.
there was a whole group of people around you.
the phantom troupe.
you bit your lip as a sound of pain attempted to escape. you had taken some tough hits - these people were relentless.
“i asked a question.”
you shut your eyes tightly, your breathing erratic, your heart pumping quickly.
you’ve never felt more terrified.
but -
this was your karma.
you knew what you were getting yourself into.
did you expect to die?
well, of course not.
that had been the least of your worries.
all you wanted to do was help gon and killua.
they needed money for greed island, and you were more than willing to help them.
though, tracking down a dangerous gang in hopes for a cash reward was simply foolish of you.
your actions had brought you in this position.
you weren’t as stealthy as you thought you had been while following them.
your nen was weak compared to theirs. you hadn’t concealed your presence well enough.
they had easily found you.
it was fortunate that gon and killua had been in different spots when you got caught.
you knew they had successfully gotten away.
at least they were safe.
that’s all that mattered.
but, still.
you hoped they weren’t planning a rescue.
you prayed they weren’t planning a rescue.
you loved those boys more than anything.
if they came here - it would be like walking into the entrance of their deaths.
“wait.”
you tensed as another voice spoke up.
hold on...
if it weren’t for the people around you, you would have gasped in pure shock.
it can’t be...
“don’t kill her yet - she might know something about the chain user.”
hesitantly, you lifted your head.
to your surprise, he stood in front of the table, a grin on his face.
the same kind of expression you remembered him by.
of course, it was alarming that he was there, but somehow, you felt relieved.
the fact that you vaguely knew him comforted you.
you definitely weren’t allies, but you weren’t enemies either.
you were... more like acquaintances.
“what?”
the tight hold around your wrist loosened, much to your delight.
“hisoka... what are you talking about?”
his past words finally registered in your head.
chain user...?
“well, she was spying on us, so she might have an affiliation with them.”
the room grew quiet.
what were they talking about?
you had no idea who this chain user was.
“feitan - he might be right. let her go.”
the hands around your wrists retracted.
you would’ve never thought you’d be grateful towards hisoka - yet, here you were.
with a discreet look, you sent him your gratitude.
he merely nodded, not wanting to draw any attention to the slight exchange.
he had bought you more time.
hesitantly, you stood up, now having the chance to look at who your potential opponents could be.
good god.
it really was a death trap.
due to your rising anxiety, you weren’t able to count an exact number, only rounding it up to around seven.
seven.
seven different people that could kill you.
possibly even more.
though hisoka had helped you escape your potential death once, you doubt he’d be willing to do it again.
he was a confusing man - you couldn’t expect something from him.
“pakunoda, check her.”
your eyes widened.
check?
instinctively, you stepped back as a woman with short blonde hair began to approach you.
“hold on! what are you going to do?”
she stopped.
throughout your entire capture, you hadn’t spoken a word.
your sudden question definitely surprised her, as it was the first time she had heard you speak.
instantly, her look of shock turned into her usual stoic expression.
“just don’t move, kid. it won’t hurt unless you make it.”
what should you do?
what should you do?
what should you do?
your back hit the wall behind you.
pakunoda stared at you, raising her hand.
she touched your shoulder.
you tensed. you were positive she could hear your heartbeat.
were they bluffing?
was she about to kill you?
within a few seconds, she pulled back.
the look on her face showed disappointment, but her eyes were glazed over with something else.
“she has no memories of the chain user. she’s never even heard of them.”
your eyes widened.
it must be an ability of her’s.
frightening.
“so - what do we do with her now?”
your breath hitched.
now that was an answer you wanted to hear.
would this be it for you?
“you know - for a kid, she’s pretty strong.”
your head snapped up.
the comment belonged to the girl with bright pink hair.
the person who had caught you.
you shivered as your brain replayed your brief combat with her.
obviously, it had ended with you losing, but you felt as though you had put up a decent fight with her.
“really?”
she nodded at her teammate.
“yeah. she got a good hit on me.”
the girl lifted her right arm, revealing a forming bruise.
you winced.
it wasn’t too severe, but it definitely looked painful.
“so?”
you bit your lip, your eyes darting to each person who spoke.
they were discussing your future in front of you. you felt sick.
“maybe she can help us.”
oh, no, no, no.
a laugh erupted from one of the males.
“machi - do you hear yourself?! look at her! how is a kid going to help us?”
the girl glared at him, huffing.
“i’m serious. our faces are plastered everywhere. we can’t really go out in public without some risk.”
she was right.
though, you were confused.
these people were extremely strong - no doubt about it. what use could you be for them?
“plus - she already knows too much. it’s either that, or we kill her.”
you felt dizzy.
you didn’t want to die.
there was so much left for you to do in your life.
so many great people you had met along the way.
gon and killua.
the main reasons you had gotten yourself in this mess.
the truth is - you didn’t want to leave them.
if they both entered greed island by themselves, you knew it’d be a long time before you’d see them again.
you didn’t want to go through that.
so, you felt that if you helped gather money, it’d open up a possibility for you to join them into the game.
stupid, you knew now.
“shall we vote?”
compared to everyone else, the male who spoke had a chipper voice.
it was unsettling, given the circumstances.
“no - you know how we do things here.”
all you wanted to do was curl into a little ball and sob.
you had a tendency of having bad luck.
this was all bad luck.
“alright, who has a coin?”
they were sealing your fate with a coin toss.
“here!”
you watched as a small piece of metal flew threw the air, the chipper boy catching it with ease.
“okay! phinks - you bet first.” the boy smiled, holding the coin high.
your eyes trailed upon the people around you.
they landed on the man you assumed to be phinks.
“hm...” he held a finger to his chin in mocking thought. a grin appeared on his face. “tails - she dies.”
everyone here.
they were all monsters.
“machi?”
the pink-haired girl rolled her eyes.
“heads - she’ll help us gather information on the chain user. then we’ll kill her.”
you’d be killed either way.
there was no escape.
“alright!”
silent tears trailed down your face.
you couldn’t just stand and watch this happen.
you needed to do something.
desperately, you sent a look of plea to hisoka.
he seemed conflicted.
there was no longer a smile on his face - his eyes were darting around the room.
was he trying to think of a plan?
you followed his gaze.
a window.
an open window.
could that work?
the risk was high.
but there was nothing else you could think of.
your time was running out.
the window wasn’t too far away.
maybe, just maybe this could work out.
but how could you pull this off?
these were talented criminals - there was no way they would let their guard down.
“who wants to flip the coin?”
your heartbeat quickened.
“i’ll do it.”
the same boy who had pinned you down from earlier.
feitan.
he grabbed the coin.
for a second he made eye contact with you.
without hesitation, he flipped the coin the air.
please.
please.
please.
•••
“hey, y/n?”
you turned your head to the side, looking at the two boys beside you.
gon had been the one who had spoken.
silently, you nodded at him to continue.
he tore his gaze away from you, instead looking up at the night sky.
it had been a beautiful day.
the three of you had explored the entirety of whale island - gon’s homeland.
“what do you plan to do... later?”
confused at gon’s question, you looked to killua.
he wasn’t looking at you.
in fact, he looked like he was avoiding to.
“well... what do you mean?” you sofly asked, staring back at the black haired boy.
he closed his eyes.
a sigh left his lips.
“we... we don’t want you to go.”
at this, you felt even more lost.
“a couple of days ago... you mentioned you have a dream to travel the world.”
you cautiously nodded.
“yeah... it’s the reason i became a hunter.” you confirmed, tilting your head. “but what does that have to do with anything?”
you noticed killua shift from beside you.
his blue eyes met yours.
“it means that you’ll eventually leave us... right?”
your eyes widened.
is that what they seemed afraid of?
you leaving them?
with a small smile, you sat up.
gently, you grabbed both of their arms, pulling them with you.
both boys watched you, in confusion, before they let out a sound of surprise.
you had wrapped your arms around them, pulling them into a hug.
they were quiet.
no objections from killua.
no comment from gon.
they relaxed as soon as you had touched them.
you raised both of your hands, gently running your fingers through their hair as their heads laid on your shoulders.
“when i said i wanted to travel the world...”
slowly, you pulled them away from you.
both of your hands cupped one of their cheeks.
you smiled at them.
“i meant i want to do it with you guys.”
•••
feitan effortlessly caught the coin between the back of his hand and palm.
please.
slowly, he removed his hand.
the look in his eyes...
he turned to you, holding the coin up.
“well... i guess you have bad luck.”
a sob left your lips.
tails.
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valeriiene · 2 months
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hi again! I literally couldn’t get enough of my last request, so I hope I’m not bothering you too much by requesting again hehe. Could I please request a oneshot where Tsukasa has his s/o pinned up against a wall (I’m a simp-) and Hanako sorta walks in on them? Tysm and have a good day :D
AN: AHH I’m so happy u liked it !! I tried my best on the last one since I’m a tsukasa simp and I’ll try to do my best on this one too !! Pls this idea is amazing like what?3’!3&/&
𝗔𝗡: 𝗕𝗿𝘂𝗵 𝗶 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗮. 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗶 𝗱𝗼 𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 (𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗮 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘀) 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗫 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗔𝗕𝗘𝗦 𝗠𝗨𝗔𝗛 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘂 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁<𝟯 !! 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗮 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗽𝘀-
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𝗔𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗲/𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺: 𝗧𝗯𝗵𝗸
𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿: 𝗧𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗮𝘀𝗮 𝗬𝘂𝗴𝗶
𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦: 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱, 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘆𝘆𝘆𝘆𝘆𝘆𝘆𝘆 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀
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Of course you know about Yashiro and Hanako being bounded together.
After all, you were very good friends with Yashiro and especially since you both had a ghost boy who always clinged onto you.
She knew about you and Tsukasa about being together- she was the only one who knew, except for Sakura, Natsuhiko and Mitsuba of course (since they always see you two being all affectionate in the broadcasting room)
Save them pls they’re tired
Hanako and Kou didn’t know since they would most likely not react very well
So for now, it was just a secret
A very hard one to keep since Tsukasa doesn’t know personal space
You were heading over to Hanako bathroom since you haven’t seen them in a while because of how much school and Tsukasa takes up so much of your time
Just as you were about to put your hand on the handle to open the door, you felt someone pull you from behind and push you against the wall
You groaned and closed your eyes from the sudden pain, but when you opened your eyes you were met with big glossy amber eyes and a small pout on their face.
“S/OOO~ aren’t you going to visit me today? I even made Sakura to make muffins for us with tea~” Tsukasa said while dragging your name and with a look on his face that looks like he’s hes about to cry.
You blushed as his face only got close and closer to your face while you were pinned up to the wall, not being able to do anything.
Thank god he pinned you up to the wall that was farthest away from the bathroom since you certainly don’t wanna be caught in a position like this
“But, Tsukasa, I’ve barely had any time to hang out with my other friends”
Tsukasa’s eyes became even glossier, you panicked not wanting him to cry and said, “Y-You know what Tsukasa? I promise I’ll hang out with you after school tomorrow!” You told him with a smile
Tsukasas mood immediately changed and became happy
He screamed “YAY!” as he only leaned closer about to lean to your lips as you were still pinned up, his hand next to your head and his other on your hip
“Tsuk-Tsukasa do be so lo-“
You were interrupted by footsteps running towards you
You both quickly turned your heads and there were Hanako, Yashiro and Kou
Yashiro and Kou blushed realizing how close you two were but Yashiro quickly calmed down and then panicked because she remembered on how the other two don’t know about your relationship
Hanako just stared at you two in silence
Tsukasa let you go and ran over to Hanako yelling his name and giving him a tight hug
Hanako almost fell but quickly caught himself and looked at you with confusion
It’s like he was trying to ask ‘bro, are u fr rn?!/!/!/! With my crazy brother!/!:$/$ Say sike rn’
Yashiro pulled Kou away not wanting to interrupt
You had to pull Tsukasa off of Hanako and when you did Tsukasa hugged you instead
Hanako just awkwardly coughed with a slight blush on his face “Uh,, Well, um,,, congratulations,, I guess,,? Umm,, anyways, s/o if he ever does anything bad to you uhh,, tell me,, and please,, go somewhere private.” He said and vanished quickly
Tsukasa looked shocked and looked at you and said “I’ll never do anything to s/o!” He said while finally giving you a kiss accidentally making you fall back while doing so,
“Yeah, I hope so, heh,,,” You said when you separated from his lips with a blush on your face while looking at him
He only hugged you while your still on the floor
Yeah, you’re not getting up anytime soon
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valeriiene · 2 months
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Toilet bound hanako kun
hanako, teru, tsuchigomori x reader marshmallow hell (reader hugs their face to their chest)
tsukasa pining reader and getting caught by the trio
yandere teru x reader smut
yandere akane aoi(boy) x reader
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valeriiene · 2 months
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@giyuuplsjust5minutes : ah nono it’s totally fine! I should’ve looked at ur bio first that’s on me lol. also since u write tbhk could I request Hanako Teru and hot spider librarian that takes the name of number 4? ✨✨ JK ik his name pfft
AN: So I didnt know if u wanted marshmallow hell hcs for this or not so plz if this isn’t what u wanted pleaseeeee tell me and request again and I’ll redo it! Also sorry this took a while, I genuinely didn’t know if u wanted marshmallow hell hcs or not!
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𝗔𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗲/𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺: 𝗧𝗯𝗵𝗸
𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀: 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗼, 𝗧𝗲𝗿𝘂 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗶
𝗔𝗡: 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗶 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 /𝘀𝗿𝘀
𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱, 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗯𝘀, 𝘁𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘀, 𝗳𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝘀��𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀, 𝗷𝘂𝗴𝘀 (𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗺 𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗯𝗶𝗮𝗻)
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This is literally Hanako we’re talking about
He’s going to enjoy every second of it
Gets really red but honestly really enjoys it! Like really enjoys! You might have to pry him off you because he’s not going to let go
But when you do get him off you, he has this dazed look on his face with flushed cheeks
Gets really nervous after and stutters when he asks why you did that
He doesn’t mean it in a bad way! If he could, he’ll want to go back!
Tries to tease you after but fails because of how much he’s stuttering and how flushed his cheeks are
Be careful though, this little gremlin might sneak his hand up to give a squeeze!
“It’s for good luck! The more squeezes, the more wishes come true!”
If you do this in public, he will not know how to function and might just die again
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Very shocked
Needs some time to realize what the fuck you just did
But once he realizes, he gets really flushed and has a smile on his face
Oh, he could definitely get used to this!
He loves how it feels! It’s so warm and a soft, it’s the perfect pillows for him! He can also hear the calm beating of your heartbeat
Just listening to it can make him fall asleep
Has his eyes closed while in a dreamy state with a bright smile when you pull him away
He likes to tease you about it, whether it be how bold you are or how it felt
“Honestly s/o, you’re quite bold for that. I’m not complaining though, it felt so warm and squishy being there.”
He gets so comfortable about it that sometimes he’ll just grab one of your boobs and use them as stress balls
It gets really awkward when there’s someone there present in the room Akane
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Embarrassed about it
Even more embarrassed about it emit you do it in public, especially around Hanako
Will scold you- but he’s not serious about it
He actually likes it
It means he can get closer to you, and he loves this act of intimacy
Loves any sort of intimacy with you, and this is definitely one of his favorites just because of how comforting it is
He likes how warm it is, it’s very comforting to him and he just loves to lay on your chest after a long tiring day
Even if he doesn’t need to sleep he’ll still try because of how much he likes laying on your warm chest and listening to the soft beating of your heartbeat
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Mashle: Magic and Muscles
abyss and mash reacting to reader confessing to them (separate)
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Headcanons about how Adult!Abyss & Adult!Mash would react if his gender neutral crush accidentally confesses to him?
Note: Format may have came out weird because I’m doing this on my phone. Hope it’s still okay!
Warning: Gender neutral reader.
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 343
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~Abyss~
He's in denial.
Him? Are you sure?
Are you aware that he's cursed and basically hated by everyone?
But when he sees how serious you are, a couple tears fall down his face.
Abyss is so happy.
So very, very happy.
He’s relieved that he can trust his heart to you.
And you better believe that he’ll also make sure to protect and cherish yours.
You’re going to be first and last love. He doesn’t want to be with anyone else.
Abyss is extremely loyal to you.
Anything you ask, it’s done.
Worships the ground you walk on. You could do no wrong in his eyes.
Abyss is also protective.
Someone wants to scam you?
He’s threatening to report that person.
Anyone look at you funny?
He’s glaring back at them.
Anyone tries to touch you?
That’d never happen because he’d break that person’s arm before that thought even formulated.
~Mash~
Mash didn’t understand why you looked so flustered and panicky after your accidental confession.
He likes you, too.
When you clarify that it was more than a friend, he just tilts his head to the side.
Yeah, exactly like he said before.
He likes you as a romantic partner.
Mash is new to these kinds of feelings so he never really approached it. His friends were just as inexperienced so he couldn’t ask them for advice.
He was waiting for an opportunity and looks like it came just on time.
Despite his slightly indifferent expression, his heart is pounding faster than any workouts he’s done.
He does crack a small smile though and when he goes to hug you, he’s very gentle, mindful of his strength.
He, too, is very protective.
Expect daily creampuff treats.
Also tries to be a gentleman (finally got advice from his father).
Like opening doors for you…except he ends up ripping them off its hinges.
But he’s trying. 😅
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Gintama
stalker kamui x reader(reader likes gintoki)
be-bop kamui x reader
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valeriiene · 3 months
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Naughty s/o with be-bop Kamui-kun, pls? 🥺
I am the whole circus for making you wait this long. Thank you for the undeserving patience!
Kamui Headcanons: 
Kamui-kun is the boss. The head honcho. The top dog. A king, even. Rules with a tight fist and a moody cowlick and a monstrous temper that smooths itself into a terrifying smile. The position didn’t come without cause. In a too-small, rotting building full of mean-faced delinquents with peas for brains and muscled bodies that transcend any logical explanations except for regular steroid use with their morning cup of milk, Yato High School is a forsaken wasteland of pubescent beasts stuffed into poorly-fitted uniforms and desks. (For crying out loud, the gates are barbed and electric, to protect the law-abiding populace from those horrible crimin- kids.) And Kamui, who looks ridiculously puny next to a regular YHS punk, had managed to toss the whole hierarchy upside-down and place his brazen tush on a mountain of half-dead punks within the same day of his transfer.
Ever since then, no one has dared to step a single toe out of line for fear of their lives. If they do, well, that’s just natural selection at work. 
Everyone but Kamui lives with their breath abated. Everyone but Kamui... and you. 
Kamui’s girl. There’s blasphemy just from typing that out, it feels. School life is hard as is, dealing with Kamui-kun, but then his girl (who is not officially his girl but his girl nonetheless because Kamui-kun had implicitly-explicitly declared so), who is his equal in devilry, comes along and school becomes the 10th circle of hell. 
At first, none of the lesser punks have any idea how something purdy and good-smellin’ a fine gal like you managed to land yourself an enrollment in the worst school on earth, but things become crystal-clear the moment a burly goon dares to try and touch you. You lay him flat on his ass, quicker than anyone sees, and once the stunned audience figure out that you just took out a boy thrice your size, their mocking ape hoots and wolf whistles fizzle out as you smile, you smile, like nothing happened, your eyes dancing bright and merry. At first, with some uneasy feeling of déjà vu, they think it’s a fluke because their male prides are on the line. More fool them. With just a few more take-downs similar to the first and no less bewildering, they finally come to the realization that someone like you managed to get in the worst school because you are one of the worst. 
Word spreads like fire, some grossly exaggerated and some true, and once Kamui-kun from the class over gets a whiff of the smoke, he decides to seek out who the fuss is all about, and figure if they’re even worth the attention himself. 
And oh, to his delight, he is not disappointed. Not at all. For a girl, you’re good. Really good. You aren’t particularly strong. Not even stronger than one of the lesser weaklings. But you’re quick and fluid. On your feet and with your mind. Using the thing between your clever ears instead of brute strength to counter his moves, all the while mirroring his pleased smile with an almost-flirty one of your own. He’s never quite met anything like you. So entertaining. So interesting. It’s almost love at first sight, straight from a shojo manga. Almost. It takes probably another month or two of him seeking you out, with each encounter feeling less like an itch for a good fight and just an excuse to stay in your company, and you easily taking him on, whether with words or force, for everyone with their pea-sized brains to be one hundred fucking percent sure that Kamui-kun is smitten. Completely smitten.
Everything you do would be a death sentence for anyone else. It’s just you who he allows to get close to him like this. In between the tussle: Scolding him. Teasing him. Tugging his braid and cowlick. Stealing his melonpan. He’s a fucking saint for you, allowing the audacity to pass with good humor that sprouted out of nowhere. It gives Abuto the heebie-jeebies. Because Kamui so clearly looks like he’s enjoying it. 
Yeah, there’s no official relationship between you and Kamui-kun. No girlfriend, no boyfriend, none of that at the moment. But that doesn’t mean the incomprehensible dance you and him go through accounts for nothing. Because it does account for something. Kamui doesn’t say anything because he doesn’t owe anyone an explanation for what you two have going on, but it’s so painfully obvious that he’s staked his claim. 
He doesn’t skip anymore. He’s probably got the best attendance out of the whole damned school. It can’t be him finally realizing that education is important for his future. Instead, it’s him showing up at the gates in time before the bell rings, humming a jolly tune and parting the crowds, stunned at his unusual appearance, to get to you before classes start. It’s him propping himself against a tree after school, ignoring Abuto’s invitation to hang out to karaoke in favor of looking up at the school building with an unreadable gaze, and smiling eagerly when you finally emerge from it. You’ve made school exciting for him. How could he not show up?
Look, you’re not the smartest when it comes to math, but with what  piss-poor grade Kamui’s got makes you feel genius by comparison. You try to teach it to him with smug superiority, but he’s also a piss-poor student go-figure. Refusing to look at the workbook in lieu of your face. You feel prickles from his study of you, his eyes unblinking as you try to focus on teaching him proofs and theorems.
Dropping his prized jacket— otherwise unthinkable— around your shoulder when the weather gets chilly, and laughing while dodging your attempts to give it back to him because all he has underneath is a thin shirt. He likes it when you return it to him, another excuse to have you come to him, and his jacket is folded neatly in a bag and smelling of your laundry detergent. And when it rains and the most cliche thing happens? The both of you having no umbrella because plot device (actually, Abuto tried to hand Kamui his umbrella but Kamui had snapped it into perfect twos and tossed it out the window; Abuto will have to fend in the rain himself) and Kamui gleefully tugging you against him and swishing his jacket up as makeshift cover while you both make a run for it. 
Anyone dumb enough to try and flirt with you (Rare as it is, it does happen. In YHS, there is a male-to-female ratio of 100:1. You’re the only female-looking thing in miles. Some hot-headed brute is bound to try his luck.) and they don’t exist anymore- poof- and the only evidence of their once-existence is the red specks on Kamui’s hand as he claps away the dust. There’s no one bold enough to look at you for more than two seconds because Kamui is there glued by your side, dropping his smile when you look away and widening his blue eyes a fraction in warning towards anything with a stick and two acorns. Look away, he silently mouths, before quirking a corner of a lip up in snarling not-smile. He doesn’t have to say it twice. 
As Gandhi once said: “She was his queen. And God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.”
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valeriiene · 3 months
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I've read your writing about stalker!Kamui and I think it's interesting! Nice job dude! Do you mind writing another oneshot (or h/c) about Kamui chasing after his crush? It's cute and also creepy lol. And what if his crush alread has someone she likes? What would he do?
Thank you! I’m so glad that you liked that ficlet! (ง ื▿ ื)ว
S/O’s crush is Gintoki!
Kamui Headcanons: 
At first, it was curiosity. 
Kamui has always led with his instincts, for better or for worse, and there is something about you, something small and inexplicable, that makes his instincts perk up and head towards Earth for impromptu breaks, to the everlasting irritation of his vice-captain, who can only sigh and shake his head hopelessly. 
Just a glimpse, Kamui tells himself. Just a small glimpse. Then, as it is with most things, he’ll lose interest and go back to fighting the entire universe. Yes, just a glimpse.
But here’s the thing, it’s Gintama and things never happen according to plan:
Glimpses turn into stares, and stares turn into feet moving forward to match your steps, until he’s full-on following you around Edo. Funny how that happens, huh?
He can’t help it. Can’t help the urge to trail two steps behind you, practically on your heels. Can’t help but to cheerfully call out your name, loving how each syllable falls out of his mouth. Can’t help but to tip his umbrella over to hide you from the damaging sun rays and the chilling wetness of falling rain. Can’t help but to quickly reach out and right you with one steady hand whenever you stumble, his grasp lingering around the warmth of your arm. Can’t help but to offer you food (offer you food, a damn near miracle) whenever he hears your stomach growl. Can’t help but to smile at anyone who tries to bother you, the eerie shadows on his face frightening them off.
Even your scowls and scolds don’t shake him off. In fact, they only make him even more determined to have you. 
There’s irony somewhere in this situation. Courting an Earthling? Well, that’s just laughable. (Only he can laugh, though. Anyone else, and they deserve a hand through the chest.)
Days and weeks by your side has only made his attraction to you strengthen. The expressions of your face-- he could watch them forever. The skin on the back of your hand-- it had felt addictingly soft where he grazed it. The scent of you-- it’s intoxicating.
Everything about you is intoxicating.
And days and weeks by your side has made him realize one thing: That your heart is full, but it isn’t full of him. 
Instead, he notices how your your pretty mouth twitches at the sight of the Yorozuya trio, gaze zeroing on the familiar, dead-eyed man in the middle of squabbling children, the tips of your ears reddening. The softness of your voice as you call out to them. 
He knows that Earthling. It is the samurai who his baby sister calls family. It is the samurai he has once fought on Rakuyou. Impressively strong, even up against a full-fledged Yato.
And there’s not doubt about it-- you like that samurai. 
Kamui frowns, narrowed eyes switching back between you and the samurai. With each glance, a monster roars louder in his chest, and Kamui’s hand tightens around his umbrella, crushing the grip.  
Your face is so different compared to when you were alone with him; he’s never seen that type of expression on you before. Kamui looks at the samurai again, tasting blood on his tongue from where he bit down on his  inner cheek. 
Then Kamui smiles tightly, despite the ugly jealousy raging underneath his skin. He hadn’t exactly finished that fight with the samurai, had he?
Jeez, this is longer than I intended. I just like to ramble on and on.  But yeah, basically Kamui wants a rematch with Gintoki, and he’s salty af that he’s spent weeks trying to get your attention and affection, but here comes Gintoki, the same guy his sister pretty much idolizes (which bothers Kamui more than it should), waltzing in and-- bam-- Kamui finds out that you like him. Double whammy. Please cut Kamui some slack, he’s a hot-blooded youth after all. 
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BITVH DONT THINK I DONT SEE THAT REQUESTS ARE OPEN
LETS GOOOOO
So because reqs are open i must make this a strange one-🐠
May i politely request Gojo with an s/o who just summons derpy frogs? All she does is constantly summon them around the area and just gently places them in his hair? Thanks babe🥰
HOW ARE YOU SO QUICK I didn't think anyone would notice for, like, at least a week and then you slid in not even a full day later— I am no match for you 😭🏳🐁
Gojo Satoru Headcanons:
His shoulder shake with laughter as he peers into your cusped hands at your latest summoning. Barely bigger than his fingernail and with bulging eyes that threaten to topple over its tiny body, your familiar is an easy and helpless target for Gojo's teasing.
"Ha ha." Gojo reaches a finger to lightly tap against the curve of its little flat snout, sending the poor thing stumbling from the barely-there push. "Look at him, he's so dumb." ("No! Stop!" You scowl and hunch over your familiar to protect it from Gojo's assault. "He's trying his best!")
Your ability is Gojo's unexpected joy. It's not remotely the strongest or particularly the most useful in battle, but to him, it's a breath of fresh air, and he thinks, with loving fondness, how your ability is very fitting for you. Adorable.
Small frogs. Big frogs. Frogs that do little more than scamper and pee when frightened. Green, docile frogs with lolling tongues and the intelligence of a smooth rock. Funny little guys, your familiars, and Gojo never minds their presence at all, even when you put them in his hair for them to nest in (he's starting to automatically bend his neck to make it easier for you). His hair is always fabulous, thank you very much, more so with an amphibian tucking its legs under its body to calmly loaf among the white strands of his head. Besides, who's gonna say shit to the strongest sorcerer and his frog hat? No one.
Sometimes, Gojo thinks that either you truly don't realize that he usually operates alone on his missions because he has no actual need for a partner or you're just trying to fuck with him: "Gojo, it's too dangerous to go alone." You hurriedly shove something into his hands, eyebrows creasing with worry. "Here, take this with you." Gojo stares at the bug-eyed creature trembling in his palms before bursting into guffaws. It's the idea of it— thrust under the protection and care of the little being who can't even gnaw his pinky finger off with its toothless maw— that's hilarious. But sure, why not? He carefully pockets your proffered frog, promises to be home back before nine, and decimates any enemy curses that tries to eat the little guy as a snack.
"— whoops! That was a close one." Gojo waves and the curse crumples like wet paper, before gently escorting Mochi back to safety over his shoulder. "Now, don't go running off like that again! Your mistress would be devastated if I came back without you." Mochi opens its mouth in what looks like a very froggy smile, and Gojo finds himself smiling back, wondering if you'll let him keep Mochi forever, or at the very least, during his missions as his new work associate and lucky charm.
You leave Gojo and your frogs alone for too long together in the same room and you're coming back to everyone wearing blindfolds and Gojo snapping away pictures with his phone like a doting father.
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Being Dumb and 12-Years-Old with Team 7 Headcanons
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𓆃 Genin are a different breed of insufferable. Because they do such heavy, "adult" work, the times genin get to be kids, they almost double down and have to get a certain amount of thoughtlessness out of their system.
Naruto
𓆃 Naruto is just spending money on useless things. He has no idea how to handle money at all and will pay for things in the lowest coin denomination possible.
𓆃 He's a sucker for "limited-time" snacks, no matter what the flavor, and he's paying for everything with the lowest denomination possible.
𓆃 So you're standing at the cash register with your two "spicy pickle and cream" flavored onigiri while the poor cashier has to count 200 1ryō coins.
𓆃 And even after all of that, Naruto will be short.
𓆃 Naruto will be too loud and laugh too much in public spaces. He can't keep his hands off anything and will get you kicked out of at least one (1) business every few weeks.
𓆃 Will go into a business without buying anything and just sit down and hang out. Has absolutely no social anxiety and will stay completely oblivious to the clear mounting frustration on the employee's face until he's asked to leave.
𓆃 Be prepared to apologize for him a million times or instead you can validate to him that he totally didn't do anything wrong— what was that guy's problem?
𓆃 Then you're going back to his apartment, trying to eat spicy noodles— that were actually far too spicy for either of you but neither of you are admitting that— and getting into scream debates over TV shows until the neighbors are banging on the wall because you're being too loud.
𓆃 He's also showing you the grossest things the internet has to offer and traumatizing you for life.
Sakura
𓆃 You and Sakura think you're such mature little adults, meanwhile, you're getting all anxious about the passive aggressive fights you're getting into with your peers.
𓆃 And in true 12-year-old fashion, no one is beefing with each other to their faces, but you sure as hell are sending each other to talk to other people and then report back to you.
𓆃 You once texted Ino's "ex-boyfriend" just asking, "Is this ___?” He threatened to call the authorities and Sakura and Ino had to calm you down for the rest of the night.
𓆃 You think you're being sneaky using the samples from the beauty store to put make up on, and looking back you're baffled you didn't get an infection.
𓆃 Any underwear outside of standard cotton panties is scandalous and terrifying, and there was definitely a time you all bought a lacy undergarment together and worried for a solid hour how to get them home without your parents knowing.
𓆃 You never wore them. Your parents never found out.
𓆃 Sakura and Ino gave you a make over during a sleepover once, even though their version of make up was just very caked on foundation and boxy eyebrows.
𓆃 Every so often, the three of you will pair off and have fights with each other. You and Sakura will have a fight that Ino "mediates." You'll "mediate" a fight between Sakura and Ino... and totally take sides. You'll tell Sakura that Ino's wrong, and Ino that Sakura is wrong.
𓆃 The fights don't last long and usually result in some tears shed and ice cream bought.
Sasuke
𓆃 Sasuke touts himself as a sort of wiz on the piano or perhaps on the guitar, when in reality, he just learned to play three songs really well.
𓆃 He won't outwardly flex, but you can tell he likes to be recognized for it. He'd whip the skill out on days he's feeling particularly down.
𓆃 He'll tell you that you're going to "start a band," but you "won't be like other music groups that just want to get famous". But in reality, when you go over to his place, you'll just end up eating junk food, playing games, and won't ever actually touch an instrument.
𓆃 The closest you'll get is karaoke, but if you ever mention it ever again Sasuke won't talk to you for a week.
𓆃 And he's not immune to sending someone back and forth with messages to you because he's not talking to you. But "not in the way girls do," whatever that means.
𓆃 He’ll also accidentally download something shady from a shady website one night after going down some obscure internet rabbit hole, and Sasuke will say he's not worried about it, but he'll call you when you get home hyperventilating about how worried he is about it.
𓆃 You'll try to learn how to ride the latest form of transportation on wheels together, but the moment Sasuke discovers he's not instantly good at it he'll get mad at you for being better than he is even though it's only been 10 minutes and are you really that better than he is?
𓆃 Only posing for pictures with a scowl and hands clasped in front of you. Bonus points if your head is tilted back. These are photos you and Sasuke hide when you're older.
𓆃 Coming up with nicknames for yourselves and subtly trying to encourage other people to start calling you those nicknames.
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Notes: No offense to any 12 year olds in the audience. Being your age is universally a cringe time it's okay it's a right of passage.
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