oh my god i forgot about this account i mainly just do drugs now
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Baybe,😙 your eyes sparkle like plastic in the ocean 😍❤💚💗 your hair falls like my grades 😚❤💓 your lips as are red as the blood of the innocent 💜❤💗💝😍 i want to be with you more than i want to domesticate a racoon💗😚💛❤💖💕💗❤💜💗😚💗💗❤😍💝💗💝😍💝😍💚😚
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I just failed a test because i was changing songs and the girl was p r et y and it timed out
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Not my usual stuff BUT
Do NOT interrupt a musician in "the zone". If they cant hear you and close their eyes LEAVE THEM BE!! They are making up words and sounds to go to those words and do not want to be disrupted.
This has been a passive aggressive PSA
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Please stop stabbing my
Fucking
Bones i know you're a dentist but stop
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Why are they called soft drinks even though the water is cronchy
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Sometimes when im sad i leave nice comments on 5 strangers posts because getting nice comments always makes my day
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Are my posts
Good?
Nope
Do they get notes?
Nope
Funny?
Nope
Insightful?
Nope
Do i have a lot of followers?
Nope
Am i gonna stop posting?
Nope
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Gen z/millenial humor:
Beesechurger
Baby boomer humor:
I wish to murder an entire demographic of marginalized people
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Me: produce dopamine you lump fuck
My brain: give me the proper nutrients to make it
Me: ......
Me: first of all how dare you
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