nobody is immune from ✨trollification✨

Steve and Robin lose their job at Family Video in the wake of that fateful Spring Break but not for the reasons one might think. It wasn’t because they closed early on one of their busiest days to track down the town’s infamous ‘murderer’. It wasn’t because they skipped their shifts for four days in a row. It wasn’t even because they told Keith to his face that ‘they would rather die in the earthquake and fall into hell than work another boring shift’.

No, they lost their jobs because of a grudge they kept. Both Steve and Robin refused to sell any tapes to anyone they thought may have been involved with Eddie’s manhunt, unfair people’s trial, or the continued harassment after he was proclaimed innocent. Justifiably, they had their reasons.

“Oh no Andy, we can’t let you rent this one. You’ve already lost enough brain cells being brainwashed by Jason. Maybe watch the news or something.”

“Mrs. Wheeler? You absolutely may not rent anything. Maybe go call the police again since that’s what you like doing.”

“Oh ho ho, Officer Callahan! Funny to see you here, you know, not hunting down children. Get out of here. Come back when you have a warrant, asshole.”

So yes, they lost their jobs but not their dignity. Inevitably, when they went back to the Munson’s new trailer or to Steve’s empty house, they had what really mattered. They could watch the movies off of tapes they stole, Steve could cuddle in Eddie’s scarred arms, and Robin could rant about how many films would be better with lesbians in them. As it should be.

(They lose a series of jobs after Family Video as well. Robin and Steve get fired from the diner, the library, and Melvald’s all for refusing business to the asshats that made Eddie’s life hell. Because in their eyes, the whole town could suck it.)

I’m not meant to work I’m meant to be part of a werewolf pack and be so very eepy and snuggly with all the other omegas in a big cozy nest all day >:((

…fun little headcanon I just thought about: Zevran can flawlessly imitate a variety of accents when speaking Trade, but deliberately chooses to sound distinctly Antivan no matter which country he’s in

Hot take, but they should’ve done a live action Korra instead of trying to do the gaang.

1. Older protags! Easier to cast older actors w/o too much stress over their aging.

2. Not as well-loved/sacred to the fandom. Some characters can be tweaked without it causing major character assassination and uproar.

3. Grittier setting.

4. Darker and more political nuance would translate well to live action and would appeal to more mature audiences naturally, instead of stripping the joy and lightheartedness of the original series.

5. You still get to see the gaang in flashbacks and older versions.

6. Gaaaaayyyyyy

I really am starting to notice a pattern in Helluva Boss:

1. Introduce new character that’s a threat or antagonist

2. Have them disappear for episodes and never be mentioned by the main characters or acknowledged, not affecting the main narrative at all.

3. Insert Stolitz episode or filler episode with the characters the exact same and never changing or adapting

4. Bring said antagonistic character back in the most underwhelming way possible

Repeat.

Orz stepbrother Azul and the tweels and Riddle orz Mera your brain is so big. May I raise you: stepbrother Vil ✨️ Good luck finding an ally as a normal person whose mom married into the peak of stardom 😔

OOOOO OMG step-brother Vil who knocks you up (whether intentionally or not) and since you’re connected to Vil as his step-sibling naturally the media and paparazzi will sometimes flock to you in hopes that you’ll share some juicy gossip about your step-brother. And as much as you try to find someone who’ll help you, no one will believe you that your own step-brother is the father. Vil could never do something like that! …or so everyone assumes because he’s a star who must make choices with his career and reputation in mind. :)

But also!!! Since you’re connected to Vil and his father, two very influential figures in the entertainment industry, you’ve gotten the chance to meet many other celebrities and attend exclusive social events, where you’re dressed in the finest outfits. No member of the Schoenheit family should ever look anything less than beautiful and stunning, so Vil’s almost always on your case about etiquette and how you dress and such.

Beneath all of his strictness, he’s hiding such a strong infatuation for his dear step-sibling. And if it ever got out that he was in love with you… naturally, such a big truth must be kept secret.

[opens fic] “moony has always been the smartest out of all of us” [closes fic]

Thinking about private hire!Wanda calling you her little ghost after you try to hide from her under the covers

ikevil coming out in english this year has reminded me of the fact that all the servants at crown castle are deaf/mute AND that all the suitors are fluent in british sign language

what is this fruity bastard doing in the TVA?

I must not buy a new laptop so I can buy Baldur’s Gate 3 on PC so I can start writing toxic romance mods.

I must not buy a new laptop so I can buy Baldur’s Gate 3 on PC so I can start writing toxic romance mods.

I must not buy a new laptop so I can buy Baldur’s Gate 3 on PC so I can start writing toxic romance mods.

I must not…

Doing job applications is soul sucking. Doesn’t the universe understand I should get paid to read books and online shop 😫

Can’t decide whether the “when I hug people I hate that my gigantic boobs are always keeping people from being closer to me — my dearly detested” feeling is from being fat or nb???? Like I don’t want them gone but…i also really REALLY want them gone? Like when I hug someone I want my bones and their bones to be as close as physically possible. Crushed together!!! Violent love!!! But with these fucking things I haven’t been able to do that for so long and it makes me sad. Side hugs are LAMEEEEE CRUSHED AGAINST MY CHEST IS THE ONLY RIGHT ANSWER!