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writernotwaiting · 1 year

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Fearing such hits as “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park,” “National Brotherhood Week,” “The Masochism Tango,” “The Element Song,” “Be Prepared,” and “Lobachevsky”

#tom lehrer #public domain music #satire #smart and funny #you will laugh your ass off

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poethebeloved · 9 months

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every charlie slimecicle qsmp stream is like 90% silly goofy guy doing unspeakable things and then you get like five minutes of the most soul-crushing devastating lore that wants to make you eat your own hands

#slimecicle #you will be laughing your ass off for two hours and then spend the last few minutes bawling your eyes out #qsmp #q!slimecicle

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ayo-wheres-the-paprika · 2 years

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Why do a lot of you slasher x reader writers constantly default the "reader insert" as petite? I know a lot of the slashers are quite tall and big but smh not everyone in this community is under 5'5 and skinny

"the taller man looked down at you and picked you up SO easily and threw you up in the air and his jacket was SOOO big on you" NO tf it WASNT and NO tf he did NOT ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ tall/muscular/fat fic readers cant have shit in detroit

#the funniest are the herbert west or lester sinclair fics #''you went up on your TIPPY TOES to kiss his forehead'' laughing my ass off what are you talking about #they're about 5'6/5'7 ?? damn how short are YALL??????#thomas hewitt x reader #michael myers x reader #jason voorhees x reader #slasher x reader #brahms heelshire x reader #bo sinclair x reader #vincent sinclair x reader #lester sinclair x reader #ghostface x reader #bubba sawyer x reader #billy lenz x reader #otis driftwood x reader #herbert west x reader

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elizakai · 2 months

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killer x killer but context died last reset

(The first icon is from @shittyutmv and the second is @swiftmitsu)

(also mitsu this post is for you.)

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bluastro-yellow · 6 months

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everyone Noticed but nobody dares to speak because this might actually keep him in check

#even the two guys who laugh their ass off if you tell them you lost your gun. this might work so shhh #another unpolished sketch comic because I keep having Visions and I need to share them #but my hands refuse to finish anything #inspired by that ''when he has a praise kink *good job stickers sheet*'' image #pointless microblogging #I should do anatomy studies again so I don't struggle this much :(#disco elysium #it's been what... 3 years since I sat down and drawn bodies to learn how they work? maybe even some more :(#i forgor how to draw

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http-byler · 2 years

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okay but what if Joyce goes to get something out of her wallet and Karen sees that she has pictures of Will, Jonathan, and El in it. and she can’t help but coo at the photos and lament over Mike’s aversion to pictures. of course Karen has to unearth some old photos to embarrass Mike. she even goes as far as sharing them with the rest of the party. and everyone is poking fun at Mike’s baby pictures (cue classic bathtub pictures) while he pouts and Karen pats his head sarcastically sympathetic.

it’s Lucas who notices first, that Mike is frowning in most of them. most of them being the operative word. because Mike is positively beaming in every photo that Will is in. he’s looking through photos so fast to compare them that he captures Dustin’s attention, who in turn gets the attention of everyone else when he loudly asks what Lucas’ deal is. Lucas can hardly keep the laughter out of his voice as he slams the evidence down, photos of Mike frowning in solo pictures with every party member. aside from Will. “this asshole- (“Language-“ “-Sorry-“) is frowning in every photo with us! except for Will, of course.” and Mike goes completely red, sputtering out some kind of flimsy defense, but no one can hear him over the indignant squawking of the entire party. and-

#okay i’ll shut up now #byler #idk why this is in my head but I had to get it out #and you can bet your ass that Will is blushing just as hard #+ max and el are laughing their asses off :)#also. Karen & Joyce are cheering in the background #mike wheeler #will byers #lucas sinclair #dustin henderson #karen wheeler #joyce byers #stranger things #elijah speaks #crazy together #the party

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chaoscheebs · 11 months

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Based on this post, the depth of subtlety I expect out of Seto Kaiba trying to return the favor of dragging him kicking and screaming out from behind his 500 emotional barriers after realizing Yugi has just as many up himself.

#yugioh #yugi muto #seto kaiba #art #seto kaiba is comedy gold #could this be considered rivalshipping? we just don't know #congrats yugi! you unlocked friendship with kaiba!#bad news: he's going to power of friendship your ass just as hard as you did him #purely out of spite #somewhere mokuba is both proud of his brother's progress and is also laughing his ass off

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reindeerswillsavethisworld · 3 days

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Corpse au case fic where the trio decided to try cracking a murder mystery, except instead of angst it's a comedy of errors where they make everything worse.

Like. Danny comes out of a portal dead and translucent and glowing, and there's charred remains of a human body on the floor. So now all three of them are freaking out, and instead of asking for help, or finding an adult, or telling literally ANYONE, they decide to just. Get rid of the body. As one does.

So that's what they do: they break out Tucker's nice shovels (because god forbid Sam's family owned something as pheasant as a shovel, and Danny's too afraid of touching their family's Patented Fenton ShovelsTM for... reasons), they find a nice desolate clearing in the woods, and then they bury Danny's body like one would a very unfortunate hamster who met their demise too soon under very suspicious circumstances. They even stay at the new "grave" in silence for a minute or five in respect and DEFINITELY nothing else, you know. And so, they bury the body, and then they (try to) forget the experience as some horrific nightmare.

And then, a year later, there's an uproar: the Amity Park's police department found the child's remains in the woods! And you see, Amity Park is not THAT big of a town, and the police estimated that the body belonged to a 14-15 year old child, and, look, there's only so many schools in a small town, alright. Obviously, the rumours start very soon in Casper High: about how the kid could've gone to their school, about how they could've died, about whether or not anybody was missing them, about their identity, and some definitely-truthworthy-would-I-lie-to-you-bro-come-on sources insist that the kid was murdered around a year ago, around the time ghosts started showing up. And these rumours obviously reach the ears of Sam, Danny and Tucker.

Now, you would've thought that their first thought would be something like "oh no, they found Danny's body", or "oh no, they know", or even simply "we're sooo fucked". Except. You see, the night they buried the body? It was really cloudy. And dark. And, y'know, it's very easy to get lost in a forest. And they were too high-strung, you see, they completely forgot to leave some sort of a marker or anything. And also like, it was so long ago, you know? A lot have happened, they were sooo busy and the likes, you can't really blame them for forgetting some things.

And here's lies the problem: all three of them just fucking forgot that there was a body left to bury at all.

And then it gets out that the police can't even conduct any sort of DNA test because it became corrupted to the point of being absolutely unrecognisable due to exposure to a large amount of ecto-energy.

It's now looks like a bad set up for a joke: an identifiable body of a child, cause of death unknown; the probable involvement of ghosts or at the very least a very large quantity of ecto-energy; a probable murderer on the loose, which naturally breeds suspicion and speculation; a town full of all kinds of rumours; and a trio of absolute dumbasses, who after hearing that ghosts were involved immediately went to stick their noses where they don't belong.

Rejoice, Amity Park! Sam, Danny and Tucker are now on the case! Except they are all teenagers, and nobody in their right mind will allow teenagers to solve a murder case. Plus, them poking around would be highly suspicious, but Phantom, on the other hand?

(people seeing Phantom helping solve this case and coming to the conclusion that the ghosts were definitely involved was not on their bingo card, but oh well)

They don't go to the cops, obviously: Danny at least in part because he's worried they will call GIW on his ass or try to arrest him, and Sam and Tucker simply because fuck the cops (one because the police is involved in a militaristic, capitalistic corrupted system that breeds injustice and furthers the divide between average people and the wealthy, and the other because cops suck and will probably call GIW on his friend's ass). They also can't go to any other authorities: cops are out of the question, as is the mayor; laboratory personnel will most likely just throw them out; and there're no witnesses or known relatives, so they're stuck.

Therefore they decide that desperate times need desperate measures, and so they enlist all of their ghost allies on a quest, hoping to find the ghost of the kid. Considering the amount of ecto-energy they were subjected to, they MUST have formed a ghost, they only need to find them.

Except. The Ghost Zone is a big place, and they only have so many allies, even if some of them are a queen and a god. So Danny bites the bullet and does the most stupid (debatable) thing he has ever done: he goes to his enemies for help. They're surprisingly understanding and willing to help, even if some of their reasons are a little... strange (Skulker and Johnny entered some sort of competition on who finds the ghost first, Box Ghost starts to seek out coffins (??) and Youngblood is not above to start torturing people to finally have a friend that is not either an adult or a complete stick in the mud). And even then they still can't find the ghost.

In the end Danny goes to Clockwork in a desperate hope that he will be able to glimpse at least a little of what had transpired on the night of the murder, and to Danny's annoyance Clockwork laughs so hard he almost pops a ghost equivalent of a blood vessel.

A few weeks down the line Sam hesitantly brings up Danny's buried corpse ("MY WHAT" "Your corpse which we buried in the woods, Danny, don't you remember?" "Yeah, bro, I think you dissociated the whole time we were digging the hole and carrying your dead body" "WE DID WHAT-"), reasonably saying that, you know, they ALSO technically buried a body in the woods. On that Tucker just shrugs because obviously it was not Danny's body, the place of the burial was way off, he remembers that there was a really big stone to the left of the grave (he doesn't and there wasn't), so they are in the clear. During that exchange Danny's sitting on the floor and having a panic attack, because he really did dissociate the whole time and afterwards legitimately forgot that there was a body to bury at all.

After that conversation all three of them leave with a certainty that Danny's body is still there where they left it, whenever it was. And so the shenanigans continue.

#yes i know that is custom made for some delicious angst and identity shenanigans #but also consider: this scenario would be very funny #three teenagers running around a crime scene trying to solve a murder case #and not realising they ARE said murder case #idk whether or not there would be an identity reveal down the line but if there would be one #i like to imagine vlad just sitting in his office alone afterwards head in hands #wondering WHAT he did to deserve this stupidity that went for MONTHS #like sir you did it to yourself when you decided to make a 14 years old your arch-nemesis #jazz is both horrified ('IT WAS YOUR WHAT') and exasperated ('what do you MEAN you forgot')#she's out there secretly hoping this sort of stupidity is not hereditary (in her case it kinda is lmao)#his parents are simply horrified (tho jack a few months down the line finds the whole ordeal rather funny)#the ghosts all forget about this shitshow rather quickly #except for ember youngblood kitty and johnny. they will NEVER let danny live it down. NEVER.#also danny waking up at 3am in cold sweat and remembering cw laughing his ass off: THIS MF KNEW ALL ALONG-#danny phantom #sam manson #danny fenton #tucker foley

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jacqcrisis · 4 months

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As someone who's been a Jerma fan since the TF2 days, the joke I miss the most was the 'this is NOT a beginner Jerma stream' comments. Like my man had difficulty levels for his streaming experiences. Like you needed a warning and a debriefing before clicking on Twitch to see unregistered Hypercam, a lie detector test, him killing santa, or Jerma trying desperately to get a copy of Red Dead Redemption for hours, getting increasingly unhinged with every avenue that got blocked for some unknown cosmic level reason so he ends up playing Skate 3, a real person fighting game, TF2, and another game where he superimposes his mouth over character's mouth to make it look like he's talking for them, aka, my favorite Jerma bit ever.

A lot of this is now just kind of standard fare after the carnival and dollhouse, but that was never not funny to see on the subreddit or the 2ndJerma videos when a new stream happened and the old veterans all gathered round and labeled it 'not a beginner Jerma stream'.

#jerma #jerma985 #made me laugh every. time.#this is not a beginner jerma stream #dont show this to your friends if you want them to talk to you #dont show them jerma making a birdhouse or smashed on red wine or fucking bugleberry #any time jerma fucks with the webcam im laughing my ass off #its very funny to me

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muscari-melpomene · 1 year

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I’m listening to Juno Steel and the Man in Glass again, and y’know what just struck me?

Juno is smarter than Nureyev.

Nureyev is presented as the polished master thief with a thousand faces, sure, but all his skill points are in bluff. He knows how to blend in, how to thieve, and most importantly, how to handle people, string them along with pretty words and meaningful glances. He’s the face, the charm, the trickster.

Juno is none of that. But what we sometimes forget is that Juno was able to make a living as a detective for a while for a reason. He acts as though he doesn’t care, like he isn’t paying attention, but he notices things, and connects one thought to the other fast enough that sometimes even he doesn’t realize it until he’s already acting. He has impeccable instincts, but more often than not, instincts like that come from absorbing dozens of tiny bits of information and subconsciously stringing them together until the conclusion suddenly seems obvious, and it doesn’t occur to him that it’s very likely no one else has noticed.

Juno can’t bluff to save his life (as we’ve seen) and he does tend to the quick & dirty approach to crime solving/crime committing, but even the decision to let himself get beat to a pulp is, at least subconsciously, calculated. Juno is really incredibly intelligent, but with how he presents himself, nobody really notices until it’s too late.

& tbh I love that for him.

#juno steel #peter nureyev #penumbra podcast #the penumbra podcast #tpp #juno steel and the man in glass #also every time I listen to these episodes I laugh my ass off at Nureyev #No I don't care what he does of course not he can do whatever he's just some guy #*2 seconds later*#JUNO. i s ***FLIRTING.***#like honey #you can bluff everywhere but inside your own damn head good for you

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jangmi-latte · 10 months

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Sudden thought: fae are more 'potant' than humans, it just cancels out with fae+fae. But fae+human? Be ready to have quadruplets. Lilia visits Sebek at NRC during his final year and he's just got 5 babies with him. One on his back, one strapped to his front, 2 in a baby carriage, and one in a sling by his waist. He acts like there's nothing abnormal about this at all.

/EPISODE 7 SPOILERS

general lilia "i hate children" vanrouge suddenly outnumbering baul zigvolt's kids/grandkids by default like it's a competition between these two like hey how many kids you got? oh lol just a daughter. anyways meet leylani and christian and this is victoria—

fae+human relationships are soOo complex you're suddenly ATTACHED to one another + fae loyalty is off the charts and then suddenly you lost count of which is adopted and which is not like lilia sweetie are you CERTAIN and SURE you did not steal edward from the afterglow savannah.

and then there's sebek seeing his...nieces and nephews perhaps?? and then he remembers his own parents who are also fae+human like oh boy here we go again

#customer service #lilia vanrouge #THIS SHOULDN'T BE FUNNY AFTER WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LATEST UPDATE QJFKANFKANKFNA #i would be laughing my ass off if we get a canon interaction of mal and silver meeting and mal's just #mal: 😭 you 😭 fed 😭 me 😭 beef 😭 when 😭 i 😭 was 😭 5 😭 hours 😭 old 😭 why 😭 is 😭 he 😭 getting 😭 milk 😭#lilia: oh malleus you lil lizard he's human they're fragile and you nearly fell off your crib and nearly became my breakfast

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bootdork · 5 months

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I know I'm some six years late but words cannot express my UTTER disappointment that in Divinity Original Sin 2, playing as an undead skeleton character, the game simply gives you magical skin and blood for the romance scenes. Maybe I didn't want that. Maybe I did this entire playthrough for the sake of making a "They boned" joke. Now what? "They had sex"? Lame.

#When I accidentally banged Fane and Fane said 'That thing you did with your tibia...' I laughed my ass off.#The main romance scenes were such a let down! Even when I picked Fane both he and my skeleton dude simply gained skin for that sole scene.#I wanna hear BONES RATTLING.#dos2 #divinity original sin 2 #dos2 fane #larian

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remyfire · 4 months

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God I love Harry Morgan's drunk acting

#i love also that bj was so quick to be like AW NO NOT AT ALL YOU'RE COOL #bj is that girl in the bathroom who is drunk off her ass but gassing you up when you come to check your makeup #sherman potter #bj hunnicutt #hawkeye pierce #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mashblogging #last laugh #s6e4

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summerlycoris · 4 months

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I think the best part of boxing day this year was going shopping with my brothers girlfriend and buying some (admittedly cool) shit I didnt need.

But the second best thing was going on twitter, to realise the 600 tweet gregory poster made like 100 replies to steel wool studios asking to marry their artist. Over this pic.

Cant get this shit anywhere but the internet happy holidays you lot!

#summerly talks #it was fucking hilarious. kinda reminded me of that post where it was like #if you see 'im normal now' at the top of your dash you know your mutual just had an epic breakdown of some kind and you can find it #but in this case i saw someone posting a scrolling video of it all labled SHUT UP and knew id be laughing my ass off shortly #also. look at my daughter. look at her #i dont think i expressed this properly earlier but SHES THERE SHES THERE SHES HAPPY SHES THERE-#*a-hem*#i. i am going to be normal about this #so normal

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mushangaa · 6 months

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I am a big fan of Ghost in the Shell the story means so much to me and I said to myself imma try to make some fanart soon. Now, with that being said, I did not imagine the first to turn out like this but... I have been following the salmon thing and idk it is the funniest shit ever to me currently I am dying of laughter (which I really needed ngl) So.. to commemorate the joy that has been given to me through some confusing unhinged fish shenanigans... Ghost gets a little salmon too from Mushanga. As a treat. @amevello-blue I am so sorry and thank you so much.

#havethetouchart #ghost in the shell #ghost can have some salmon too #like that cat with a little bit salami you feel me #idk man i felt inspired and do you know how hard it is to sketch when you are full belly laughing your ass off

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elitehoe · 4 months

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Flair and Callis on tv at the same time the fuck did I do to deserve this Tony??

#tony I'm sorry i threatened your life ok i take it back damn #tony i was literally laughing my ass off with you while you were on your bullshit yesterday and this is the thanks i get #tony khan #aew #aew lb

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