HELP ME HIDE THE BODY PLEASE
QUICK WE GOT TO BE FAST.
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I gave you the best parts of me because I once thought you deserved them.
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Nobody talks, everybody walks. Don't be a snitch.
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Mercer Frey: You should expect the unexpected—
Karliah: *Slaps Mercer*
Mercer: *Stares at Karliah, slowly blinking*
Karliah: Bet you didn't expect that, huh?
Karliah: Kwama fetching n'wah.
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the fucking mipy creature /aff
I LOVE TENTRO!!!!!
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been thinking abt y/n trying to matchmake some of the genshin men with someone else but then they go "no u" and ends up falling for y/n like- smfjsjsj
SDJFIJDS!!
Just imagine you're their best friend and they've been single for as long as you can remember. So, you take matters into your own hands and try to arrange dates for them, give them tips, etc (yes, you may be single but at least you have some rizz).
You notice how they're hesitant and often cancel their dates at the last minute or leave early, only to come back to you and hang out with you.
Little do you know that they were single the entire time because you've been the one they had an interest in all along. And they only went along with the matchmaking under the prospect that they could spend more time with you and find out more about the things you like in a relationship. Maybe not the smartest approach...
Eventually when they stand in front of your door after a failed date again you give up on trying to find a partner for them and groan.
"You're not only being unbearable right now; you're also unpairable."
"Well, the one I was looking for wasn't among them."
"Well, after so many dates, who are you even looking for then?!"
"You."
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Earlier today I was watching aew with my mom...
*Jon Moxley appears on screen*
Mom: "Is that Dean Ambrose?"
Me: "Yes mom, but he goes by Jon Moxley now"
Mom: *sees mox biting someone*
Mom: "I bet you want him to fart on you don't you?"
Me: *thinking about putting myself up for adoption*
Lesson to learn kids... don't ever fucking watch wrestling with your mom cause she will say the most wacky ass shit
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