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coy-lee · 2 months
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Mr. America's kryptonite
Texas has fallen from how much he's jumping around X3.
As much as the other countries think his laugh is obnoxious, it's my lifeblood. The sillier the better!
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Him canonically loving the f-word was required for this piece, you understand right?
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syoddeye · 3 months
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shrinking violet 💜
for @deadbranch's 50 word fic challenge
"What's this?"
This was a set of lingerie you'd purchased on impulse and now regretted. You sat on the edge of the bed, deer in headlights.
"Nothing," You whispered, reaching for a shirt.
He clicked his tongue, smirking.
"Leave it, pretty girl. Don't become a shrinking violet on me, yeah?"
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gallawitchxx · 1 year
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🖤 barber!mickey & (not so) shaggy!ian 🖤
here's the 41st installment for this week's @galladrabbles prompt: back in time by @gallavich-headcanon
catch up/read in full HERE -- updates weekly! [ read scenes one & two in their entirety ON AO3 ]
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Mickey’s tongue traces the seam of Ian’s lips, which part, granting him access to a whole lot more than just his mouth. A whine catches between them, neither knowing—or caring—where it originated.
Ian’s hand lifts to Mickey’s neck. He feels the pulse of life beneath his touch, and is immediately thrown back in time— 
To the calloused connection of an inked index finger in his bristled beard.  
To Mickey’s eyes scouring the very lips his teeth now tease.
To thick thighs and leather aprons and a breathy please.
Heat pools within as he snaps back to the present.
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a-dowryofblood · 2 years
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Alicent every episode Rhaenyra's kids are so common, they are so clearly awful BASTARDS, I could not imagine them being more awful.
The servants looking at Alicents kids like:
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lesferatu · 1 year
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Sea serpent? Do you mean Fish Dick?
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taleswrittena · 1 year
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@noonegetsleftbehind sent 🔪 Point a weapon at my muse (a gun and it's for Ada. LESSS GOOOO)
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Annoyed sigh can be heard coming from Ada as Chris points a gun at her. Eyebrow arches at him but she makes no move to walk towards him nor does she seem anything other than calm, muscles are relaxed, body at ease - she can get out of this whenever she pleases.
"Put the gun down, Chris. We both know you're not going to shoot me. Leon wouldn't like that."
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hanktalkin · 2 years
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I think one of the Soldiers is called Solly for short and the other one is just called Sol
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beaft · 3 months
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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
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rivetgoth · 2 months
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It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.
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jakeperalta · 3 months
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I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)
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jowbokitten · 2 months
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"I don't condone hitting women, but I never said anything about strangling bitches." -Lucifer (probably)
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syoddeye · 3 months
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jealous 😒
"I bet you wish this was you." You smirk.
"Yes, actually."
"Then get over here, darling."
You shoo Fuzzy Lumpkins away and beckon him over, grinning as he settles his head in your lap for scritches and a scalp massage. He sighs contentedly.
"Who's a good boy?"
"Don't push it."
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postmakerkiwi · 1 month
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turns out you can't just delete your preview/non-custom theme header and have it turn back into a default like how twitter works. So we're stuck with Drinking Straws: Opened. or. Unopened.
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marlinspirkhall · 5 months
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*this isn't written in any specific order, it was just written in the order they occured to me
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clarisse-doodles · 3 months
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inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is
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evercelle · 8 months
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three crowns for a king!!
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