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teamblck · 3 months

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i’ve have been scrolling for 2 days now trying to find a soap version and couldn’t find one

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kermit-the-hag · 7 months

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rewatching heartstopper and i realised something:

#yes i am delusional #why do you ask?#steddie au #stranger things #steddie #steve harrington

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the-darkestminds · 22 days

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I wonder if Eris was secretly screaming on the inside during the second trial in ACOTAR, forced to watch as Lucien was about to be murdered, knowing there was literally nothing he could do to stop it. I refuse to believe otherwise ✋😭

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lennadanvers · 4 months

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Eddie Munson being completely in love with you and showing it despite knowing he doesn't stand a chance.

Yeah, it breaks his heart a little. But he's never been one to love less just because it hurts.

So he designs his campaigns around your D&D character. He finds out your favourite songs and learns to play them in his guitar. He sits next to you in every class you share.

He doesn't let you see what's inside his lunchbox. You asked once and he refused to sell anything to you. Eddie would never allow you to consume what he smokes.

He's not ashamed of his trailer. That's who he is. And he loves having you over. He invites you to dinner there, to watch movies, to hang out.

Every once in a while, he tries a new hairstyle. If you don't like it, at least he'll get to see you laugh. Either way, it's a win.

He stole one of your hair elastics and keeps it in his vest's chest pocket. He found out what perfume you wear and decided to spend some of his hard-earned money in a bottle. He sprays it over his pillow when he feels especially sad.

He's so sweet. He jokes with you, but never about you. Whenever you need backup in a discussion, even if it is silly af, he's on your side.

He pays attention. He stands between you and the people who make you uncomfortable. Steals glances at you.

He bought black nail polish just so you'd paint his nails. He bites it off so you have to fix it. He blushes when you scold him for not taking care of his nails.

He loves having your attention. It's an adrenaline rush. He creates more and more elaborate stories just so you'll keep looking at him.

He puts his jacket on the back of your chair. He's trying to measure how big it would look on you.

If you ever asked, he'd drop to his knees and eat you out until you were completely satisfied. He doesn't care if you'd only use him. He doesn't mind it being a one-time thing, or a friends with benefits dinamic. It's worth it because he knows he can make you feel good (more than good, he can make you lose control and that makes him feel on top of the world).

He's woken up thrusting into his mattres, moaning against his pillow. He feels guilty after, because he knows you'd never do to him what you do in his dreams. Doesn't stop him from cumming in a shaking mess.

When he detangles his hair he pretends it's your hands touching him. It helps him relax.

#eddie munson #eddie munson x female reader #eddie munson x reader #fanfiction #stranger things #yes i am delusional #who cares #enjoy anyway #life is dark enough without us avoiding the delulu #collage I guess

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mandysgirlf · 6 months

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look i know im delulu but this genuinely looks like amanda is being sweet and holding lynn’s face!!!! :(

#yes i am delusional #stfu idc at this point #amanda young #lynn denlon #shotgunshipping #lynnmanda #saw #jigsaw #lesbian #saw x

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looking-for-a-sword · 6 months

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Tell me this is not Rebecca dancing with Ted on their wedding day!!

#yes i am delusional #i don't care #LOOK AT HEEEERR #ted lasso #tedbecca #ted x rebecca #hannah waddingham #give her aaaalll the shows!!

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ilovehugslikealotalot · 9 months

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The New Arrival (Series)

Alcina Dimitrescu x fem!reader

(Not my gif)

It seems as though y/n has an…admirer?

┌───── •✧✧• ─────┐ Admirer from Afar └───── •✧✧• ─────┘

WARNING: 18+ MINORS DO NOT ENGAGE fluff, angst, smut

Part 2

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She still wasn’t talking and Melina truly didn’t know how to communicate with y/n. She’d only ever heard the girl say two words, ‘thank you’. It was astonishing to Melina that y/n could get even the hardest of tasks done in mere minutes with complete perfection. The girl was always on alert and never once has she objected, she was…very obedient.

Fiona, the assistant Grand ChamberMaiden, had helped y/n communicate, somehow. She had gotten y/n to say a few more words. Though, it was quite difficult for the girl. Fiona didn’t understand why y/n was the way she was until she heard from locals about her childhood and past. Tragic, it truly was.

So, Fiona and Melina, knowing the nature of y/n’s past, acknowledging the fact that she will need assistance if the Lady of the castle were to decide to take y/n as her new… plaything.

After a week or so, y/n was getting better but still stayed silent most of the time.

Alcina, one night, came into her bedroom to see it spotless and flawlessly clean. She was taken aback, no maiden had made her room this clean before, even the month old blood stain on her white carpet was gone. She hummed in approval to herself wondering who the maiden might’ve been, it couldn’t have been an old maiden, it must’ve been the new one.

what was her name? Ah, yes, y/n..

This new maiden seemed exceptional. Though, Alcina would never admit it, she was impressed. The Lady had made the mistake of toying around with every new maiden but it was a mistake she was quite fond of. Alcina’s personal favorites were the ones who could handle scrutiny and judgment. Of course, none of them could, most just cried and stayed silent. Which was…tolerable. But soon enough, she grew tired of their company and set the women on their merry way. But, if they dared to object to Alcina’s wishes they’d be gladly turned into a barrel of wine.

The Matriarch summoned for her head maidens, phoning their rooms, she ordered them to come to her chambers immediately. “Yes, My Lady? What is it that you need?” Melina asked, bowing her head, Fiona shortly following behind her, doing the same.

“Who was assigned to clean my quarters? Last night, to be exact, while I was at that family meeting.” Alcina quite bluntly asked, applying her crimson custom lipstick as she spoke. Melina and Fiona looked at each other in slight fear, could it be that y/n had done something wrong? Or had Alcina found a new toy?

“Well…? I’m not the type of woman who repeats herself.” Alcina coaxed, placing the cap on her lipstick. She fixed her straightened hair, adjusting her well tailored suit. “It was the new maiden, y/n, Mistress” Fiona responded, eyes boring into the ground. Not daring to look at Alcina. The Countess hummed, “bring her to my quarters later” Alcina instructed, Melina’s eyes widened. Alcina couldn’t hurt her. Not like she did every other maiden in the castle. Y/n was too naive and obedient, Alcina would ruin y/n. It’d be even worse if y/n fell in love and got attached to Alcina. The poor girl wouldn’t understand.

“My Lady, I must protest. Y/n isn’t ready. She has vocal problems. You might only find her as a nuisance rather than a new plaything. She’s an incredible maiden, but maybe not for as your plaything..” Melina insisted, trying to keep Alcina from ruining y/n like she did most of the maidens in the castle. Alcina stopped her movements and placed her hands down on the edge of her vanity. “Are you…talking back to me, Miss Thornton?” Alcina seethed, the Countess scoffed and stood up lighting her cigarette. “Be happy, I feel generous today, Melina. And as for your little new maiden. You’ve taken her under your wing I see?”

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Alcina had taken Melina and Fiona’s words into consideration, maybe this new maiden would be a nuisance. But, as Alcina watched from afar she couldn’t help but gawk at the beauty that was her maiden.

Y/n went on, skillfully dusting the table lifting the objects in her way. Alcina watched from above, entranced by her movement. The Countess made a point to watch the girl, but the more she spent admiring fom afar the more Alcina wanted the woman all to herself. “Y/n, darling. Be a doll and fetch me a cigarette” The Matriarch cooed, elegantly sauntering down the stairs and sitting on her favorite lounge chair. The maiden nodded, walking away hurriedly to grab Alcina’s cigarettes and her cigarette holder.

Alcina couldn’t help but study the young girl as she moved, a slight sway in her hips. The way she gently bent down to grab something set a spark in Alcina.

Incredible indeed…

Alcina had thought, a soft hand under her chin as she smirked, the countess shamelessly looked her from head to toe. She certainly was a delicious sight to look at. The young girl looked at Alcina with wonder and curiosity. Was the Matriarch always this flirtacious?

“Oh, don’t mind me, sweet girl. I’ll just be your Admirer from Afar if that’s alright with you?” She smirked, winking at y/n with a mischevious glint in her eye.

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Special Thanks to: @marilynthornhilllover y’all when I tell you this woman is a LIFE SAVER. Also go check her out! Her fics are BLOODY AMAZING! 💋

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#alcina is my purpose #lady dimitrescu x female reader #love this series #i have issues #resident evil alcina #alcina x maiden #resident evil 8 #ugh vampire mommy fr #re8 alcina #re8 lady dimitrescu #yes i am delusional

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gaypirate420 · 1 year

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Modern case of mass hysteria:

The Twilight fandom collectively pretending Jasper Hale isn't canonically a fucking confederate.

#the whiplash I felt on that scene though #'battle scars' me: in love #'it's what the CONFEDERATE army gave me' me: absolutely flabbergasted #the twilight saga #jasper whitlock #jasper hale #jasper whitlock hale #yes I am delusional #i will never accept the true #friendship ended with canon Jasper fanon Jasper is my new best friend #jasper whitlock x reader #jasper hale x male reader #jasper hale x reader #effervescent

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winterxgardener · 28 days

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I swear, if I saw a photo of Shourtney with Courtney's dad, I would dissolve into thin air. 🙊🙉🙈

I love how Shayne is straight up laughing during this clip while hyping Courtney's dad. 💚💙

#i love them sm #this is purely speculation #this is satire #yes i am delusional #shourtney #shartney #courtney miller #shayne topp #SHAYNE AND PAPA MILLER DUO

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1seaweedbrain1 · 3 months

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ok I KNOW its delusional to be like "alastor wont betray charlie and co" bc he totally would BUT what if he doesnt? like its possible. he could get found family-ed. thats an option. theres a chance.

#yes i am delusional #but i spent MONTHS saying dazai was alive and i was RIGHT so #delusion isnt always wrong #theres a chance #alastor #hazbin hotel #alastor altruist

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byler-alarmist · 10 months

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And if I said Maya was downplaying Rovickie in that interview because Ronance is actually endgame....👀

#yes i am delusional #let me live #don't @ me #lol #ronance #stranger things #maya hawke #st5 predictions #st5 speculation #st5 theory #st5 #stranger things s5

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lil-xiao-200bc · 5 months

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the more i think about the similarities between bkdk and damianya the more i realize how bad i have it for tsundere + oblivious pairs with rivals to friends to lovers dynamics

i mean they’re both competing at the most prestigious school in their region… with one of them SOMEHOW making it into the school and getting under their skin for having the same goal of being the best (#1 hero/ imperial scholar)…… and unfortunately their moms get along to the tsunderes despair…. and the “oblivious” one has a secret power whose origin cannot be known to anyone…… like should i keep going?

#yes i am delusional #this also applies to other fandoms #nisekoi #team chitoge #omg love that that’s a tag #bkdk #damianya #they also have it bad because their rival is just so STRONG #something something they should be the ones protecting them #ends up getting saved by their rival crush and throws an absolute fit over it #no matter the age #WAIT THEYRE BOTH CHILDHOOD FRIENDS NOOOOOOO #!!!!!!!!!!!!!#GUYS HOW COULD I GLOSS OVER THAF PART

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silfernau · 1 year

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Two instances of Mansk turning to look at Prager's enough for me personally to declare them in love 😩