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aurorangen · 5 months
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If detectives can't solve it, then I will.
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Please you don't have to worry. Even if...
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Billy: Hey Vinny! It's great to see you…and Renee? Fancy seeing you two together.
Renee: [lets go of Vincent and steps towards Billy] Hi Uncle Billy, we were just hanging out- Vincent: [pulls Renee closer before she says anymore] Actually Chief, we're seeing each other now.
Billy: You guys are dating? Who would've thought, congrats! Hmm your Dad will have so many questions. Renee: I can already imagine what he'll say, but I haven't told Dad or anyone at home yet… Billy: Aha I'm the first to know! Better tell them soon. And Vinny, can I speak with you for a moment?
Billy: I'm so sorry we couldn't make much progress on your Dad's case…again. Vincent: [uncomfortable] You don't have to keep apologising to me Billy. Your team tried your best. Billy: Ah it's just a habit [hesitates] we tried back then and there's still no progress now.
Vincent: No, it's alright. Some team will solve it. I'm a step closer to graduating, a step closer to becoming a prosecutor…if detectives can't solve it, then I will. I know you have trouble with acquiring certain info and confronting suspects but I'm [pauses uncertainty on his face]…confident the law route will help me there.
Billy: Don't stress too much ok? It's been 11 years now, you're safe Vinny. Vincent: I know, but I want to make sure that…he's you know. Dead. Billy: If you ever wanna talk about it, my office is always open. Or contact our team.
Vincent: Thanks Billy. And you should know…when the time is right, I'll go and find out. There's no stopping me.
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Billy's voicemail: Hey Bryce! Looking forward to seeing you soon. Can't believe Robbie's off to uni, we're getting old huh. Has Renee told you about her boyfriend? I saw them today. He's called Vincent [smiles] a good lad. He's close friends with Charlie! Practically watched him grow up. So please, you don't have to worry about him.
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fitzrove · 2 months
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Rant in the tags... I am insufferable
#i keep watching video essays that annoy me.....#largely about like idk 'girlhood' 💀#and they never make sense or come across as relatable because smth like loneliness or relationship drama or identity for women is ALWAYS#connected to relationship history with men 💀#and h*terosexuality is treated as an universal aspect of womanhood#this also makes many stories unrelatable to me. a man existing is not a crime but stories saying smth deep about womanhood through how women#feel about men makes it alienating when you don't see the world that way#also idk some video essays are just soo pretentious and the person talking obviously doesnt know enough abt the topic#this doesnt only go for 'girlhood' type essays btw it also goes for the stuff i watch about minecraft and ts2 etc (yeah...) 😂💀#anyway yeah where is the essay about the universal girl experience of wanting to be crown prince rudolf (JOKING)#no but the thing is... watching dune made me realise... ppl never let a girl be a hero in blockbusters IN THE SAME WAY men get to be#st*r w*rs tried but the overall plot failed in many parts & people couldnt be normal abt it#idk i do think its because of how sex and romance are treated way differently in women's stories....... women never have those happen#just randomly on the side as things that build her up and somewhat affect the hero's journey - it often becomes About The Man#(because often it is a man)#idk#where's girl p*ul atr*ides. where's girl j*sus. where's girl crown prince rudolf#(in my fanfics.... that last one is in my fanfics...)#well just one so far unfortunately 😔
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The assassination of Julius Caesar in fiction
The October Horse by Colleen McCullough // The Ides of March by Thornton Wilder //Cleopatra (1963) dir. Joseph L. Mankiewicz // A Piller of Iron by Taylor Caldwell // The October Horse, McCullough // Caesar (1937) dir. Orson Welles // Cleopatra's Daughter by Michelle Moran // Julius Caesar, William Shakespeare // The October Horse, McCullough
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ishipmutualrespect · 5 months
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kurokoros · 1 year
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Told my friend I was fixating on a new character and this was her response 😭
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craziestjdramalover · 12 days
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I actually planned to make my sister listen to the JJK storyline (because she doesn't want to read Manga and I want to talk about it with someone).
My first attempt went in vain, because she told me to speak in Human language after I told about Kenjaku being a parent *coughs*
I was about to try again. But... not anymore..there's no way she will understand this Sukuna reveal if she can't understand the Kenjaku scenario.
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bass-alien · 13 days
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I saw a video on tiktok that said “every cancer is bubbles from the powepuff girls” and I felt that in my soul lmao
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jay-wasreblogging · 2 months
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🗣️🙏🗣️ CAMBODIA MENTIONED!! 🇰🇭🪷 WHAT THE FUCK IS A DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED GOVERNMENT!??!! 🇰🇭🗣️ ARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🪷🙏
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stars-on-fyre · 6 months
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Today’s the day my sister and I discovered that her birthday is the same day as the first chapter release of One Piece
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I’m alive 👍 just got a lot going on so don’t mind me not being around much. Uh, Sorry if I worried anyone(?? Was I rly gone that long???🤔I got a text like that so ig,, oops)🙏💦
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happy holidays! Merry Christmas to anyone who celebrates it, I’ll try pop in on Christmas Day as well but just in case. Have a tree 🎄
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saucerfulofsins · 1 year
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sapphic-storm69 · 11 months
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POV: you’re staring at the person who made the saddest, most depressing movie you’ve ever seen, into a meme
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#this is about joker (2019) btw#like sorry you didn’t have the mental capacity to understand it but like….. you don’t have to understand the underlying themes and metaphors#to understand that this was a sad movie#ain’t no way bitches looked at this movie and said ‘yeah this shit hilarious haha’ how ignorant you gotta be to think that#joker 2019#‘the world does not shrink to your size just because you lack the depth to understand it’ said wonderfully by jaboukie on twitter#like I fucking hate everyone who participated in the meme bc like…… idk I think it’s disrespectful to all the wonderful people who worked on#it#also bc it’s fucking annoying and I loved the movie and it’s reduced to what? a fucking meme?#you look at a man who struggles all throughout the movie. who obviously needs mental help yet is denied by everyone who has the power#TO HELP HIM!!!!! don’t tell me this doesn’t remind you of something?#and NO!! you’re NOT just like him!#and yes you can relate to him but it’s the fucking incels on Reddit who sit on their ass all day and argue with random people#on the internet who say it.#it’s the bitches who victimize theirselves when they have no right to do so that say ‘he just like me’#he’s been made into this fucking caricature by people who lack the ability to analyze and understand media#I know for a fucking FACT that those people said ‘why do wr even need English class lol we SPEAK english 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣’ ain’t no way….#people who have been pushed and prodded and abused by the system#who have suffered and not given a chance to fight back#THEY’RE the ones who at allowed to say ‘he just like me’#NOT the people who have no idea what that’s like!!!!!!!#sorry I’m passionate#lol#rant post#rant
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huggybug · 2 years
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you ever see a guy so pretty you cry
cause i genuinely looked at a picture of jack and got a little misty eyed i'm not even lying
HAHAHAH i’m sorry this made me laugh so hard
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halloithmeagain · 2 years
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As it turns out, after being really impassioned to learn about my Nana’s side of the family that I am a descendant of one of my ‘historical enemies’
Rest in fucking peace.
#this man is literally my great (great? I’m bad at maths) grandfather#is he my arch enemy? my number one almost despised? no#but have I had fun DUNKING on him and everything he stood for in the past? yea#that’s just insane to me#anyways#this has nothing to do with anything#but just as I saw that this blog was all bout ships sailing and history etc. I thought it was worth pointing out for how bizarre that is#I’ll have to reach out to my uncle to see if he has any of HER letters still around (that side of my family never left so slight chance??)#and the only reason I got really into learning about my Nana’s family history is because we weren’t allowed to talk about it. family rule#no idea why. but just tracing her family line back in getting the impression I’m gonna find out there’s an united irishman somewhere jfc#coz I see a theme. from the census records and what I can assume (I hate assuming btw)#imagine being related to someone you’d fight in a mosh pit#yeah I finally get the census and it’s just. jesus christ#I’m literally dead#this is hilarious to me#genetic karma lmao#(luckily only related on paper they never had kids)#😂💀#guy was so famous I remember learning about him in school - I especially remember all the 10 year olds making fun of him and his business#just tearing into this guy#I couldn’t have made this up if I wanted to#although to be fair to my Nana’s family! her father was a shipwright and his father a sea CAPTAIN#and my nana herself used to work in a cerebral palsy centre (not what she used to call it but old times ableism ya know) in Dublin during#in the early half of the 1900s in Dublin#she’s one of the few family members I’ve met on my dad’s side who I not only liked but was best friends with#so rip nana#don’t matter how many tory politicians your family married I still have the scarves you knitted me#and also she was the only one who seemed really interested in my stories (and picture book re-enactments)
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rosicheeks · 2 years
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Moon, fox & bat 😋
Moon: who is someone that always brings you comfort?
Myself 💖
Fox: what trait do you like about yourself?
That I’m a good listener
Bat: what superpower do you want?
TO STOP TIME
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