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wonton4rang · 8 days

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i love u 3000 ¡!

pairing: sungho x reader.

warnings: +18, smut, fluff, some angst maybe, kissing.

summary: short scenarios of firsts with sungho.

note: this will be a series!! hope u all enjoy<33 find the others here as i make them (woonhak and sungho done)

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first encounter: idk if it would be at a cafe or at the gym but I'll go for the cafe because i feel like he would be too into his workout to actually pay attention to his surroundings and see you. so he'd be thinking what to order, looking up at the menu while he stood in the line, you were in front of him and he didn't even see your face but the way you smelled and the way your voice said "i want a caramel macchiato, please, with no sugar" was enough for him to feel as if the sweetness you opted out surrounded him instead and he melt right into it, following you with his eyes when you left the line and yours meeting his when everyone kept telling him to move forward in the line. he finally came to his senses and you laughed at his little blush due to the shame. you can know for sure he would ask to sit with you and launch a conversation about how he zoned out before, ending with your number in his pocket, wrote down on a paper tissue and a huge smile in his face while he walked down the street.

first time he realises he's in love; honestly he knew from the beginning that he liked you, the way he would look for you in his contact list just to see your profile picture setting him up, even if it was the same one. he would even "mistakenly" call you at least twice a week just so he could hear your voice and ultimately your laugh when you said "was this really a mistake, sungho-ssi" and he just went silent before you added "you can call me if you wanna talk, i don't mind" bet. cause he would call you everyday just to ask how you were doing and if there was anything that you may need so he could get it for you. the first day you guys went out was when he finally realized he kinda liked you a little bit more than he expected, looking at you with such a lover eyes that the old people passing by your side kept saying "he loves you so much, don't break his heart". an indirect confession i guess.

how would he confess; kinda obvious (at least for me) but he is wearing the best clothes on his closet, his hair done perfectly, that soft perfume you loved all over his body and that smile on his face only growing bigger when he handed you the bucket of flowers, "what is this, sungho?" , "i would like to ask you out, if you let me. i promise to make you nothing but happy if you allow me" it sounded like a marriage proposal but that's just how serious he was. you said yes, why would you say no? it was sungho and his pretty foxy eyes waiting for your response, the boy who never had an excuse when you needed him and the one who cared for you the most, y'all already looked like you were dating to begin with so now it was just official!!

officially dating w sungho; something i know for sure is that he is such a domestic boyfriend :(( you could find him helping out with the chores at YOUR apartment, doing the dishes and even the laundry while you slept during the morning. he would hold your hand at any moment, hug you while walking on the streets during winter time even if it was uncomfortable, tell you how grateful he was by having you. he would remember all your anniversaries and bring you flowers each time, every time being a different one just so he could tell you the meaning and how much he loved you and hoped for more anniversaries to come. i think he'd also be the type to introduce you to his friends and his family as he sees your relationship as a long-term one.

first kiss; idk why i feel it'd happen at one of your guy's house, like, you are laying down on bed, just cuddling and talking your day, your head resting on his chest and his arm hugging you, giving you the warmth the weather lacked. you were so comfortable with him that even looking up and being so close was not awkward, that's why you did it when he went silent for a few seconds.

"what are you thinking about?" you would mumble and he lowered his eyes to meet yours, making you blush when he just smiled a little bit before saying:

"you"

"i am right here, what were you thinking?"

"about how cute you are, how much i love you and how lucky of man i am to have you and had met you in this life"

"honey... i love you too" you softly giggled and he blushed after saying all that cheesy stuff, you removing the hand from his face and matching his eyes, feeling his breath hitch when his eyes dropped to your lips.

and he really didn't have to ask, he just leaned forward and pressed his lips against yours, you both closing your eyes and shifting in the bed so he was on top of you, between your legs while he softly caressed your cheeks, staying like that for a little while before pulling out and looking into each other's eyes, gosh you guys are so in love :(

first time he wanted to do more than just a peck; it would happen during a movie night, you always got together at your place to wach a movie or a short serie on fridays, buying some junk food when neither you or sungho wanted to cook. you would sit in your couch, your leg between sungho's and one of his hands on your thigh while you payed attention to whatever was playing on the tv, but when you constantly feel him moving below your leg, his hand making some pressure in the uncovered flesh of your thigh, you had to look at him.

"everything good, babe?"

"yes... i'm just... you know"

"no, i don't" you said, pausing the tv and removing your leg from his lap so you could sit properly and look at him. "is something going on?" he just denied with his head but by the way he lowered his head, his cheeks flushed and his hands held that cushion in front of his pants you knew what was going on. "can i kiss you then?" his eyes met yours again. "i wanna kiss you"

but sungho really didn't want to seem like a pervert right now so he would try to say no just to end up with you straddled on his lap, kissing him with hunger and circling your hips on his erection, his tongue would get into your mouth and he'll take control from then on, his hands guiding the pace and movement of your hips by holding down on them. a few moans would escape his lips and tbh he couldn't be more ashamed to be making out w u for the first time due to a boner. but oh well, it was not going to be the last time either.

first time meeting your family; when i say "sungho domestic boyfriend" I mean it!! he would be so excited to finally meet your parents, you met his a few months ago so he couldn't wait to meet the people who gave birth to the love of his life :( he would bring food and help your mom cook it, asking about your childhood and making a few jokes when your mom got too emotional about you being all grown up. i feel like your dad would love him even if they don't have much to talk about, he would see his good intentions and the kind and lovely vibe he gave would make both of your parents love him sm !! i can personally see him calling your mom every mother's day, and your dad too on every father's day, sending them flowers and a present for their birthdays too. he is just such a family boy to me ;(

first time w sungho; when i pictured this i almost got an overdose of sugar fr fr. he would be so loving, so caring, so soft about it, i don't even see him using dirty talk (at least not for the first time). he would worship your body so much that it would make you feel shy yet so good you couldn't explain the mixture of feelings, his kisses would be long and wet, his hips rocking against yours during missionary (because yes, he would fuck you in missionary 99% of the time) and his hands holding your wrists pinned down to the bed on each side of your bed. "you look so pretty, y/n, you feel so good" would be something he would say when he left your lips for a second, looking into your eyes before smiling a little bit about how into you he was (pun intended). he would also be the type to softly moan in your ear and intertwine his fingers with yours while fucking you so good :(( and i also see him using his tongue to make you shiver, could be by kissing you or by playing with your ear.

overall, sungho is a good boy, he is mature and very loving, he seeks honesty and stability so if he ever falls for you, have in mind that he would like to be with you for as long as he can. he is a funny person too, making jokes to enlighten the mood when needed but also knows when to remain silent. his mood wouldn't have huge swings and i don't think he would be one to argue or be jealous. (he could get jealous tho but he'll let you know about it before it gets uncomfortable)

commitment wise he is a 10/10, his full attention is on you when you need him, i think he wouldn't cheat and he is such a lover boy :') but he would expect the same back so if you lack he would feel a little sad too.

so if you are looking for a long-term, marriage oriented and responsible, respectful, honest yet funny relationship, sungho is definitely your pick !!

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also, can we talk about those pictures of him???? he looks so pretty, dazzling, cute yet hot asf?? make it make sense, he can't be a gym bro and look that good 😭😭

#boynextdoor imagines #boynextdoor scenarios #boynextdoor x reader #boynextdoor smut #sungho x reader #boynextdoor sungho #sungho smut

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that-one-xachster · 24 days

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Megumi x Childhood Bestie!Reader Hcs part two

ok I'm continuing this lmfao

so lets get to the part after go/joe kidnaps itadori

and you're just chilling with megumi in his room questioning all life choices

and he's questioning life itself

"crabs probably think fish can fly"

"...what did you eat today"

"tuna mayo"

"istg if you pull the Inumaki crap-"

"bean bags are boneless sofas"

"wHaT"

"...I want a beanbag."

*audibly sighs*

so yeah very fun

and you have a sleepover with him bc like

why not

and drama

so let's say todays that very special once in a lifetime day that you fall asleep INSTANTLY

and like just boom "I'm tired" you're knocked out

and megumi's just there like "gurl??"

my bro is absolutely done cause you're like taking up most of his bed

and personal space

give the man a break 😔✋

so he tries shoving you a lil to the side

keyword: tries

but you're a stubborn person so you don't budge

also you're gripping the bed for dear life in your sLEEP-

you haven't grown out of it lmao

megumi pulls his iconic face and is just

absolutely done at this point

so-

he's known you since childhood anyway right

and you're asleep right

right

so you won't mind if he just plops on top of you and cuddle-spoons you while your sleeping to create space right 😊

just to create space

you don't mind even when you're awake but megumi doesn't know that-

so yes he lies on top of you- wraps an arm around your waist- and spoons you while he falls asleep-

im giggling squealing kicking my feet writing this don't mind me

so yes he's still spooning you while you're asleep-

and in the morning he wakes up first ehe-

bc sleep = none or sleep = all

"all's well thats well for me"

iykyk

but you're still sleeping

and its like 7:30 am

its too early for this shit

so he just stays in bed cuddling you

and boom half an hour later you wake up

but you pretend to be sleeping heh

why

plot

so you two are technically cuddling rn and then my bro realizes that your awake-

and hes like

"oh good morning"

yeah we're totally gonna gaslight

"good morning to you too"

we're gonna keep up the gaslighting

so you turn around and you're facing megumi and you're like what time is it he's like 8:30 am or sum

so you both get up bleh the boring stuff

AND THIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE ITADORI IS GETTING SHOWN HIS ROOM SO-

YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING

so then megumi walks out of the room but you're still inside cause why not

and then itadori and megumi have some bro talk and you just pop up behind megumi-

itadori sHRIEKS

gojos like 'did u two have a sleepover 😼'

and megumi ofc is like 'why do you care'

and itadori goes-

GASPPP ARE YOU TWO DATING???

the way your faces heat up so fast

FACES

WITH AN S

PLURAL

MEGUMI'S BLUSHING TOO

and hes like 'what the f no i'm not dating this idiot here'

you're like 'i wish 😔'

tHE WAY HE BLUSHES HARDER

no this does not go unnoticed by gojo and he whips out his phone faster than lightning mcqueen and bombards him with pictures

'smile for the camera megumi~'

'boy if you don't shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and Y chromosome hormone friend zone Sylvester Stallone Sierra loan autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass up-'

yes I had to

anyway y'all gotta go pick up the other first year aka nobara

and you're like

"OOH OOH GOJO SENSEI BOY OR GIRL"

"hehe you'll see"

so you make all of them speed to wherever the hell yer picking her up

idt I mentioned you slept in the car and your head was on megumis shoulder eheh

itadori kept teasing him and won't let him live it down fr

so yk nobara and her iconic scene

you have no shame

and you drink your respect women juice

im trying to make this gender neutral 😭

you see the uniform and you're cheering her on so much like

"WOO YEAHHH- PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE YOU GO GIRL-"

and shes like tf is this crazy bish doing

but you're just really excited to have another person in the group cause being around the same uh 7-8 people can get boring

so you meet her and you're pretty excited

"be glad boys, you're getting another girl in the group."

now that drops your opinion

so you have a smol idea

to uh

you whisper something in her ear and the wAY HER EXPRESSION DROPS

guess what you said <3 bc ik ofc I wanna see what y'all think

anyhoo so then shes like WHAT THE HELL and drops it

and boom you pull your feminine/masculine/nonbinary wiles and she's now your bestie

and gojo says we're going sOmEwHeRe

and nobara and itadori get so excited

yk the EJWRHTKWJEHTAUIETHR and the hugging gojo

you're standing next to megumi though cause you know whats coming

the way their face drops when y'all go to that messed up school- was it a school?

anyway yuji and nobara go in and you're outside with megumi and gojo

y'all are sitting down nearby

you're tired af with this shit so you just plop your head down in megumi's lap and no questions he just lets you

and hes running his fingers through your HAIRRRRR

*screaming*

so you have some lovey-dovey time and gojo sneaks a picture cause he low-key ships you two

and after the two come out y'all just walk back very nice day

okay moving on from the boring stuff he goes back to his dorm

is developing a crush ehe

so hes just lying in bed thinking like

WHY TF AM I FEELING THIS WAY OVER THAT IDIOT RAHHHH

poor guys conflicted

but good for you hehe

sigh I'm tired ill write a part 3 later lmao

#megumi #megumi fushiguro #megumi x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #megumi is still an icon #he needs to sort out his feelings though #cmon man you like her

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batarangsoundsdumb · 3 years

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yet another ask dump yeehaw!

do you ever think that jay's mother was one of those bitch who believes in horoscope and tarots and things like that and so he believes in these things too, or it is just me projecting?

sheila haywood took one look at jason's birthchart said 'nah this won't do' and left.

Wait, but what happens when the justice league does find out that Bruce and John fucked? Lmao it sounds like it would be hilarious, really, I don’t want a justice league that doesn’t make fun of Bruce for like his entire life.

barry runs out of the meeting immediately and comes back with an entire sti testing kit. diana fully seriously wants bruce to get tested while bruce is sitting there like 'come on guys, you're being ridiculous, i already checked twice'

john is standing in the corner clearly offended while bruce is just like 'don't even say anything, constantine, you fucked a shark'

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

on the one hand, good for him, on the other hand, bro, how do you still have a secret identity when your superhero name is just your last name,,,,

Your fic on ao3 was GOLD PLEASE CONTINUE I loved Dinah's cameo btw ( @purple-vixen

thanks so much! i already continued but this ask is like 10 years old because i'm a notorious procrastinator (also yes! i love dinah so much aahhhhhhhhhhhh)

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

bruce internally: holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit bruce externally: get out of my city, alien

AHHH ur multimedia fic is the only thing that brings me happiness anymore continue it forever pls

uhh thanks, but can't continue it forever because my attention span is that of a toddler on crack on a good day and i can't function without at least 10 things going on at the same time and music in the background

Oi, so I'm getting into dc and watching batman the animated series, and they use fruitcake a lot. Which I thought was very funny and wanted to share w you - Denilla

wait like fruitcake (food) or fruitcake (derogatory) ?

young justice 🤝 teen titans slut shaming batman

tim drake and dick grayson to their respective teams 'you guys stop it, that's my dad'

Happyhoganon: If an eighty year old Batman had fought crime in Gotham City for decades and the only threats to him and the city lately are a wheel chair bounded Penguin, your usual purse snatchers and a few con artists popping up every now and then, how well could the Dark Knight do in maintaining the peace in Gotham despite him being just somewhat fit to do that as an elderly man (which says A LOT given how old he is)

uhh he'll probably do what my grandpa does and that is ruthlessly prank them until they die of shame.

in the death in the family interactive movie there's an ending where Jason is tasked with raising Damian and he decides he's gonna raise Damian to take down the waynes and al ghuls which uh maybe isn't great BUT the idea of Jason raising Damian... PRICELESS. CHAOTIC. I just need more people to know about this :)

yes i saw that wow holy shit but jason would accidentally drop damian on his head one (1) hour in and jason just yeets him into the lazarus pit.

Headcanon: The Penguin has a really hard time fighting any of the Robins because of his avian obsession means there's always a small part of his mind that's like "Birb. Child. Protect" ( @subspacecadet )

as soon as dick becomes nightwing the penguin is like 'you know what, fuck this dude' and shoots at him.

Y'all talking about King Shark dating Constantine, let's not forget about John literally hooking up with Satan

listen there's a clear difference between monsterfucker and satanfucker in that king shark is literally a shark and satan still looks like a normal dude

Does everyone in Gotham think Batman is a teen dad?

everyone in gotham thinks batman has been around since gotham was founded, but they do think that bruce wayne is actually a teen father and dick grayson's biological dad.

why. why would you do that fancast when you know it will only hurt people

what? i loved my fancast it was really well done. i did it with good representation in mind and i really managed that with alfred pennyworth being ✨italian✨

Seeing james charles a jason gave me psychic damage how dare you i need to wash my eyes

well that's a you problem isn't it?

do you think dick grayson thirst tweets about nightwing just to annoy his family/cause problems on purpose in general?

he thinks nightwing is hot, next question.

holy jiminy cricket batman, its as cold as the good lords ass crack in here!!

i- what? this is why i don't fuck with english expressions it's way too goddamn weird

Brooooooo, your teen dad!Bruce au is soooo good. I've got brainrot.

Honestly if you ever write anymore, I'd read that shit twice. Sign me the fuck up. Good stuff, Good Stuff.

uh yeah i'm thinking about writing a fic, but i have exams coming up and i don't wanna fail because that would suck. but after i'll certainly be writing more tho

your teen dad AU is so great! bruce acting like a big brother for all of like a week before he's telling everyone about his son. what if in the AU dick meets the JL because they need to rescue him? maybe he's in trouble/kidnapped at a gala and bruce starts calling for JL. clark finds him and has to fly with dick to bring him home - that's how dick and clark meet and superman becomes dick's fave hero. he goes around the manor thinking he can fly with a red blanket draped around him like a cape.

actually- if you want a young dad! bruce fic with like that kinda stuff(just with damian) go check uhh- in for a penny by cdelphiki. it's really good and bruce is like 24/25-ish. (and dick's there!!!)

This account has solely convinced me that Tim is a trash goblin ( @hamilcat-and-magic-turtle )

because he is. that boy has slept in dumpsters on multiple occasions even if he is the son of a billionaire.

Okay but when you said victory dance I did think of the whole justice league defeating the big bad and then they all start flossing

well that's exactly what hal jordan does and that's why batman uses a gun now. no but the victory dance in my opinion is like the 'we're all in this together' dance from high school musical.

The horrors in Invincible s1 was nothing compared to the comics, I cant wait for s2

oh well okay, i mean i personally react to horror and violence by laughing awkwardly so i can't wait to be called a monster for accidentally laughing at a mass murder.

I'm currently watching Batman: The Brave and The Bold and- Bruce is just talking about Oliver like he's an old love (@nightwings-kid)

okay im going to watch that lmao that's totally and completely in character for him tho.

The invincible comic is like super gratuitous with its violence so much so I'm shocked the show was able to adapt it in a faithful way! Anyway had the show been live action it absolutely wouldn't have the same impact as it does as an animated show and I'm so glad so many people agree with me on that

also because a live action casting would've been like uhh amanda stenberg for amber, the dude- the guy from the supernatural but with a mustache for omni-man, and scarlet johanssen for debbie grayson

Debbie grayson is a milf, yes. You're welcome for the invincible propoganda, now you can questions your life. Bruce def seems like the perfect father next to Omni-man. Like they really took a rip off justice league and I was like well, now I'm attached even tho I was like hah I know who they're supposed to be. And then bam- death gore death gore gore gore sad Mark grayson just had to have daddy issues. Why does every character have daddy issues. I'm sick of the attacks

because daddy issues make a person arguably funnier, that's why i'm not even remotely funny (haha good dad flex). i liked that it was dark contextually, but not in the colouring, bc i hate when it's like 'uh yeah graphic murder and now a shot so dark you have to sit in a dark room and squint at the screen to faintly see the characters. (like dcau ugh)

About the Wayne insurance, for a moment I thought you would put the video with moans over the waves.

i mean- i could've done that, but rick rolling seemed more family friendly.

Its the first time in forever that im surpise rickrolled, i usually expect it. Congratulations (i really should know better this is tumblr)

i get rickrolled so often but i actually like the song so i dont really give a fuck

Actually, my information about Damian and John's kids is outdated because it was revealed that the old men telling the kids stories about the Supersons were actually Jon and Damian the whole time. I was blinded by my thirst for Grandpa!Bruce Wayne but I was wrong... I liked my version better, tbh (@artemisa97)

fair enough. but i'd honestly like to see damian and jon getting together, just because it's a really fun dynamic and their friendship was really cute when they were kids. (also idk maybe it would be nice to have one (1) main batfam/superfam character that's not cishet)

How am i JUST finding your blog skdskfkd you're so fucking funny and ur takes are hot

i thought u were calling me hot :( but youre not :( crime detected (but lmao thanks)

So I have depression and I swear that your memes are one of the few things that have made me laugh so thank you 💛🥺 (@katekanebadass)

aw you're welcome, and i hope you're doing okay!

The metropolis memes are so funny, I love them 💀😌

i think metropolis is also so fucking funny it deserves more attention imagine having your entire police force being upstaged by an alien from kansas and his kids

as an american i feel your complete lack of knowledge of us geography is just so sexy (platonic) ❤️

thanks so much (i also don't know any other geography, i'm not kidding, like you can tell me you're from hungary and it will just blank, there will be nothing that comes to mind)

In the DC universe they don't say "Can't have shit in Detroit" they say "Can't have shit in Gotham"

this just reminds me of that guy whose porch got stolen like the steps to his door, and i'm thinking of people living in gotham and waking up without a front door and going "can't have shit in gotham"

honestly all i know about chicago is the bean, so. what would gotham's famous sculpture be?

gigantic gargoyle statue in front of one of the police precincts because a villain thought it was a smart way to keep the police inside, but it's too heavy to move.

why tf do people go on about how batman "works alone" or how he's the "lone wolf" when he like 38290202 members in his family

bc people think it's cool that a grown man in his 30s has no friends or family instead of calling it what it is (sad)

Bruce is gotham's sugar daddy

why would say something so controversial yet so brave.

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

dick: gerard way are you in position, gerard way are you in position

tim: for the last fucking time, my codename is 'totally not count olaf' this week, abbafan 3000

dick: shut up my codename isn't 'abbafan 3000'

dick: it's 'abbafan number 1' and you know it

I have a feeling Tim drake is ur favourite batfamily member but okay u don't have favs if u say so ok

i mean he is, i won't deny it. but i love each and every one of the batfam just the same, i just have a weak spot for short dumbass nerds, because i'm a short dumbass nerd.

Omg i fuckin love boy meets world too fam shsjkfk

bro boy meets world was the shit!!! it was just fire and awesome and so fucking great like bro. it was so good im not even going to be accepting criticism

you know I find the whole "joker completes batman" thing a bit disgusting considering the horrendous stuff the batfamily went through because of the joker and let's not get started on the "joker has a point" thing like yeah he's this cool complex villain but he's absolutely batshit crazy

like yes! i get what you mean the joker just fucking sucks man he doesn't do shit for batman's character or the batfam he's literally just annoying as fuck. like the joker has a point' shit is so stupid. i will accept 'magneto was right' because he fucking was and i think he didn't do anything wrong, but joker? he's just like that. he's not even cool and complex he's just a weirdo with a bleach kink at this point.

ALSO YOUR RACISM POST- SO TRUE BESTIE

thanks bestie, i'm glad you agree.

in today's essay of why I think cass should become batman- I was thinking Tim would probably be the most efficient batman in many ways but I also think he wouldn't want to be batman tbh none of the batfamily members would want to be batman because they're trying to outgrow him but cass is the one who wants to represent the symbol that is batman

absofuckinglutely i will say it again and again that cass represents the batsymbol more than anyone in the batfam, in batgirl (2000) she literally didn't care about anything else than bruce's oath to not kill, she thought the batsymbol was more important than anything in gotham. she's just an excellent character because her motivation to not kill is not 'i'm scared i can't come back from it' or 'well my dad says no murder so i'll go along with it' but that she's killed somebody as a young child and she never wants to kill a human ever again and that's so fucking beautiful for a new batman like yes.

need more cass, duke and tim inclusion in gothamite memes

yes yes, a tall order of cass, duke and tim coming up in 1-14 business days

oldest to youngest batfam members cus I'm confused as shit

okay order of being taken in: dick, jason, tim, cass, damian, duke order of age: alfred, bruce, dick, cass, jason, tim, duke, damian (though cass and jason are around the same age general consensus is that cass is a little older)

I'm so confused Steph is a redhead?? like how was it that hard to get this right? the source material is literally right there and free

cw is jared, 19

do you receive anon hate? if so, how do you deal with it

uh no, i'm not remotely popular enough to get anon hate and i also don't say a lot of things that would attract anon hate, but i do send anon hate to @the-real-peter-parker because he forgot about the specialists from winx club

Wait how many languages do you speak??

uhh- 5 if you include latin, but that's a dead language and i'm really bad at it. but english, my native language, german, and french also, tho german and french not fluently.

You can mix aguaepanela with aguardiente 😈 and is tasty

okay but now i'm curious if the liquor deserves the 😈 emoji or if that's a you problem. but i googled it and it looks like something you'd take one sip of and then not remember the rest of your evening.

#i love all of you guys so much thanks for all these asks #some of these are literally from march but fuck it #the day tumblr puts dates next to anon messages is the day i close my inbox crawl into a hole and die #it's such a basic task to answer asks but i don't want to bother anyone with asks clogging up their timeline #and if i don't have a funny or good answer i'm like 'uhh okay won't answer it now then'#so this is for you #also i deleted a few asks because it gives me mental pain to see my inbox go over 50 and it's almost at 100 #i was complaining about having too many asks to the-real-peter-parker like months ago and then i had 45 asks in my inbox #now it's amassed to going over 100 twice #but no i love all of you and you're great and you're all fantastic and i lvoe you #muchos kiss kiss #kiss kiss for my kiddies lvoe you #invincible spoilers #dc #dcu #dc comics #ask #anon #bataranswers #i really wanna try aguapanela now i'm gonna see if i can find panela somewhere and review it for you babes #uh yeah that's it #muchos gracias for all your questions babes

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henderylikespink · 5 years

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♡ Minho ♡

A- Aftercare

After your sweaty session with Minho is over with, he will usually lay down beside you to catch his breath. Once his breathing is back to normal, he will get up to get you anything you needed. If Minho was a sub (which is VERY rare) then you will be the one getting Minho anything he needed. Usually, aftercare is Minho wiping both of y’all down with a towel but if things got unusually messy then you will probably want a shower. If you wanted a shower then he will lead you to the shower and ask if you if he can join. Sometimes a shower can lead to round two or it will just be a really relaxing shower full of tons of hugs and kisses.

B- Body Part (What's his favorite body part on you/ himself?)

Minho’s favorite body part on you is your ass/ thigh area. He loves to grab and rub your thighs and ass. He will do it anywhere (we know this man has no shame).

Minho’s favorite body part on himself is probably his thighs/ hips. This man KNOWS he has a m a z i n g thighs and he has dancer hips. He knows how to use them to make you beg, cry, and whine. Do I need to say more?

C- Cum (Where do they like to finish?)

Minho loves to see his cum on you even though he isn’t a fan of the mess. It is easiest for him to finish on your stomach or chest but he l o v e s to cum in your mouth. Especially if you open your mouth to show him his cum like the naughty person you are. He only cums in you on occasion, he isn’t a fan of thinking you might get pregnant.

D- Dirty Secret

Lino has totally masturbated to normal pictures of you. He probably found them on your social media page one night when he couldn’t be with you and he really had a problem in his pants that needed to be solved.

Also, he has probably stolen your underwear before. (This happened later into your relationship) but I don’t think it’s much of a secret because you would probably find it in his dorm room or you would ask if he had them if you noticed that your underwear has gone missing.

One time you left your hoodie at the Stray Kids dorm by accident so Minho but it on his bed to remember to give it to you the next day. Later that night he was closing his eyes to go to sleep when he noticed your scent filling his nostrils. Your scent riled him up so much he pushed his face into your hoodie, inhaling the scent while jacking off to the scent of you.

I feel like Minho has a lot of dirty secrets lol.

E- Experience (How much experience do they have?)

Lino is somewhat experienced. In college, he probably slept with a person or two but most of his experience has come from you.

F- Favorite Position

Minho’s favorite position is when you sit on his lap and he grinds his hips up to meet yours. He loves when his hips take all control of your pleasure. As he moves his hips, he will grab your hips with both of his hands to make sure your hips are planted onto his. He will MOST DEFINITELY grab your ass in this position. He also loves doggy style, you usually start out on all fours but in the heat of the moment Minho will grab you by your neck to pull your back flush against his chest. His hold on your neck will tighten as his other hand will go past your stomach to rub fast circles on your clit to help you reach your climax.

G- Goofy (How serious is sex with them?)

Morning sex with Minho is always goofy. Cuddling sex usually means giggly sex. If y’all have cuddly sex then Minho will spoon you, you will feel and hear Minho’s soft laughs on your neck. Minho is more serious with sex but he does have his silly moments.

H- Hair (How do they maintain their hair?)

Minho doesn’t have much of an opinion on hair. Sometimes he will clean it up and other times he doesn’t. He doesn’t care what his partner does with their hair. Sometimes he will match what his partner does with their hair to make things easier.

I- Intimacy

Intimacy is always a must with Minho. He is a passionate lover and he will show that to you in every way possible but it is very evident in sex. As Stays, we do call Minho, “Minhoe” but he is not all about a rough fuck. He does love to go rough but that is all in the heat of the moment to show his overflowing love and passion he holds for you (and maybe to get you to scream his name).

J- Jack Off

Lino has a huge sex drive so when you are not there to do the deed with him then he will have to take matters into his own hands. He would much rather have sex with you then to masturbate but hey, life is life. Even if Minho is busy, he has to find time to squeeze in time to relieve himself.

K- Kink

Minho has his fair share of kinks:

Choking- (Giving and Receiving) He loves to feel your throat around his hand as he pounds into you. The breathless sounds that try to escape your mouth turn him on so much. Sometimes Minho will let you choke him, but he will be bratty about it.

Bondage- (Giving) He will sometimes bound your limbs with actual fabric but he is more into restricting you with his own hands. It makes him feel empowered as you try to escape from his grasp.

Dirty Talk- (Giving and Receiving) If you allow him, Minho will love to say degrading/ nasty things to you. Oh, his words will make you quiver and he knows it. If you respond to him, it really gets him going.

All of these kinks are listed with consent in mind between both partners.

These are only a few, I can think of a couple more that Minho has but I will likely make a post covering Stray Kids’ kinks.

L- Location

Minho doesn’t like the risk of someone seeing you in your most vulnerable state. Only he can see your beautiful nude body. If you are being an awful tease and you have provoked him enough, don’t be surprised if he does put you in your place in the dorms or anywhere else that offers a little bit of privacy.

M- Motivation

If you tease this man, don't feel sorry for yourself when your face is being pushed into the mattress with tears down your face (with consent of course). Being bratty will never end well in your favor unless you were asking for it lol. Anything will motivate Minho honestly, you are so sexy to him. If you wear revealing clothes around Minho, you will end up in the bedroom faster than you think.

N- No (What are the things they don't like?)

There aren't many things Minho will say no too. Things involving feet or urine are things out of his liking.

O- Oral

Minho loves, loves to eat you out. The noises you make only full him go keep going. He will make you cum once or twice with just his tongue. When you grab him by his hair and push his face closer into you, god the blood rushes faster to his dick.

Minho will never say no to a blowjob. He loves when you look up at him with his dick in your mouth it makes him want to cum on the spot. If you would allow it, he would love to fuck your face. The best part for Minho is after cumming in your mouth and pulling out to see the mess he had created on your face.

P- Pace (How fast? How slow?)

Minho loves to go at any pace. He loves a nice hard, slow pace to tease the fuck out of you but a hard, solid fast pace is never out of question. He loves to see how ruined you are by his dick by the end. It makes him cocky.

Q- Quickie

Quickies happen from time to time. He is a busy guy after all. He would much rather have the time to lay you down and have his way with you but sometimes there isn't enough time in a day for him to give you the nice hard fuck he wants too.

R- Risk

On a normal day, Minho isn't really into risks but if he is feeling that a cocky shit I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to have sex with you on the couch in the Stray Kids' dorm.

S- Stamina (How long can they keep going?)

Lord, have mercy. Minho is a dancer, we all know his stamina has risen significantly high over the last couple of years. He will only take a break if he knows you need it, if not, then you better be in for a long ride.

T- Toy

Lino wouldn't buy toys. He believes he can make you feel better than any toy can. If he ever caught you using one of your own toys. You better be praying because Minho would not go easy on you. He would either tease the fuck out of you with the toy until you couldn't take it anymore and be on the brick of cumming. He would turn the toy off and leave the room, leaving you needy as ever to cum. Or, Minho would make you cum repeatedly until you couldn't take it anymore. Yeah, you learned your lesson with toys.

U- Unfair

Minho always makes everything unfair in the bedroom but don't worry, you usually get him back for it. If you have been very bratty, he wouldn't let you cum. Next time you give him a blowjob you would stop midway and leave the room just as Minho started his streams of moaning. The unfairness keeps the sexiness and intensity alive for your sex life.

V- Volume

Minho's groans are loud, rough, and low. As soon as he releases them, they go straight to your core. If you give him a blowjob or if you're riding him, he will moan. Minho's moans are so pretty. His head will roll back and his eyes will be closed as he opens his mouth to release the unless stream of the prettiest noise.

W- Wild Card

Although it doesn't happen a lot, romantic sex is Minho's favorite. Just feeling the strong connection between him and his partner heightens his senses and makes his climax feel that much better. The feeling of him holding you in his arms as he shares such an intimate and vulnerable moment with you is imprinted into his memory.

X- X-Ray

Minho is around 5 - 6 inches, a little more or a little less. He is definitely more on the thicker side but come on we know this. Look at those tight pants he's been wearing lately. (Don't get me started on Hyunjin.)

Y- Yearning (How much do they have sex?)

Like I've already mentioned, Minho has a pretty high sex drive. Y'all probably have sex around 4-5 times a week. If y'all have nothing stopping you then it could be a little more lol. He can't keep it in his pants if he tried, especially around you.

Z- Zzz (How fast do they fall asleep?)

Minho falls asleep a little while after sex. Once he has cleaned you up and has you curled up by his side, he can fall asleep fairly quickly.

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thefreshchannel · 6 years

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Y'all really fuckin slept on sky/ella shame on all of u

#shame on me even

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hi-imkingdavid · 7 years

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Spread love yes.

But that does not mean we need to love everything. Be honest with yourselves. Not everyone is attractive. Not everyone’s personalities are great. Only say things you truly mean. On this site I’ve seen people spread love like wildfire and that shit is beautiful. But then at the same time if someone disagrees with with something I’ve seen those same people go out of they way to bring someone down. I’m Not talking about those assholes that blatantly will be disrespectful. For example those poor minded and sorry excuse for black men that will disrespect our black women to justify their reason for ration outside of their race. But I've seen people bring down those that are actually trying to do something. They love us for us. But yet we still try to find a way to attack . Jordan peele put together a masterpiece of a movie. Spread awareness, did something for US! But y'all find a way to attack him because of him being married to a white girl that no one fucking knows! Like come the fuck on Excuse the mini rant). Y'all can not attack this man. He has not disrespected Black women. All day some of y'all wanna preach love is love but when it comes to this y'all antagonize the man for falling in love? Funny thing is one of my favorite celeb couples are john legend and Chrissy teigen. But as long as I've seen them together I've never seen them catch any flack for it? Why idk. I love them . But y'all can't be selective . You can't have both ends of the spectrum. Jesse Williams mad that speech a few years ago at the BET awards empowering us as a race and u know what happened after that? There were still some of y'all that attacked him for being light skinned and then half white. Tf? This man just did what he did and has actually done things yet people at this time wanna bring up colorism? Like pick y'all battles . Don't get me wrong colorism definitely exist . But this isn't one of those times. Especially when we act like J.cole isn't light skin and is also half white. And now for my other point. -slut shaming -body positivity -fat shaming -gay bashing -unattractive/ugly And etc... We as a whole need to realize that we don't need to approve of everything. That's what makes us human. We're all different. You can't put everything on the fact that it's 2017 and so people just need to be with it. Nooooooo that's not how this works. People have a right to feel how they feel. What they find attractive and what they don't. Not everyone is cute. People will gas people on here but will see them in real life and would not acknowledge them if they didn't know who they were on Tumblr. That needs to stop. Cause let y'all get into an argument on here. First thing y'all do is point out each other's flaws. Oh your ugly , u look like this blah blah, but on they post u was just saying they were cute, fine, bad, sexy . Me personally? I feel like a woman should be able to do whatever they want with their bodies. Y'all wanna fuck. Men wanna fuck. That ok! We just gotta understand not everyone HAS TO ACCEPT IT! That's not acceptable in everyone's eyes! Now they should respect you whether it's a guy or girl. Cause at the end of the day we should respect each other no matter what. But if someone does not want to be with you because of that you gotta understand that's their choice. Sometimes in not about how many people u slept with. Sometimes it's just a thing with your past . Most people don't want to get into a relationship with a guy or woman that has had kids because they don't want to have to deal with the other parent. It's the same thing for some people. If you and your partner go to a bar and you find out your partner had sex with the bartender, 9/10 times you will get into defense mode. Might even try to leave. Hit the sarcastic remarks or whatever. That's men and women. Some people think like that and you gotta understand everyone has a choice . People have a right to have body preferences! If someone does not like you because of what your body is like, let it go. They don't have to like you. It's your choice. Everyone has a type. Some women like tall guys. Some like short. Some like bigger dudes some like skinny dudes. Some men like bigger women, some like skinny chicks . Some like ass some like titties. The main part is that they respect you. Don't be mad if u find out someone doesn't like you for your appearance. Does the feeling suck sometimes? Hell yes. But damnit someone gunna enjoy the fuck out of you someday and it will be worth it. Just gotta respect people's choices. The same thing when it comes to the LGBT community. Not everyone is going to like you . Me personally, I love my friends . They represent that community well. But even I know there are people that look at them crazy for them being who they are. But I know they have a right. But they will not disrespect them. Like not every white person is going to like me for the color of my skin . But I do know I won't care about it . Until they disrespect me. They don't have to like me. The respect is the thing that they gunna have for me as a person. And if they can't respect that that's when we will have an issue. I fight for what I believe in. There are a whole bunch of thing that I'm gunna try to change for on here. Anyone on this site that has actually had a full conversation with me know what I want to accomplish and they know what this blog is dedicated for. I am not a yes man. If anything I'm the guy they gives it to you straight. You might not like everything is say. My friends know that. But what I say is something u need to hear. If you're wrong I will tell you that. If one of my boys are on some fuck shit they hear from me every time. This is the same case for this page. And I plan on keeping it that way.

#and if you got to the end of this. thank you #me #this was a long ass post #share your thoughts #go back and forth with me #I like to get the conversation going

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