I can't stress enough how funny a Joehills in distress is. This has been living rent free in my mind for days now. Mr Joe Hills is really clever just not that time lol <3
Xisuma: Yesterday, I overheard Grian saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Scar replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life
Xisuma gets mistaken by Joey for being Skeletron and is therefore arrested by Jimmy. The Hermits have to make an elaborate court case to free him except it's all done like a cartoon. They loose, very sad scene in the rain, but then Pearl magically produces the diamonds to pay for his bail.
The diamonds came from Scott. Apparently it's from 'Soulmate interest' = she threatened him with a sword and stole them all. Scar now wonders if he can get Soulmate interest from Grian. Grian fears for his life.
Xisuma messing with villagers and getting progressively more frustrated: Its such a simple task! But it just decided to stand in the block I placed! Ahh, I give up!
xB distracted, doing the mining in the mining competition: Oh, I found our next hole.
Keralis: Why don't you just block out the door, Shashwan, nobody's gonna get to him.
Xisuma:…
Xisuma: Quiet you.
(Insert xB chucking noises here)
xB: How dare you make sense!
Joe: Keralis, the voice of reason in the Hermitcraft server.