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May i request an el phantasmo NSFW alphabet? your orange one fully destroyed me in the best sense of the word. spot. on. :)

El Phantasmo -- NSFW Alphabet

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warnings: smut--18+

word count: 2515

pairing: fem!reader & El Phantasmo

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tags: @shelickedthebeater @legit9thlunaticwarrior @stxrrlightwrites13

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a – aftercare – [ what they're like after sex ]

While most don’t expect a softer side of ELP, you know it’s there. After sex, he loves to wrap you in his arms, whispering praise in your ear. Telling you how good you did for him; how perfect you are. Depending on how messy you are, he might run a shower and let you lean against his body as he helps hold you up and wash your body. Sometimes, he’ll draw a bath, making sure to add in your favorite bubble bath or bath bomb. He’ll get in the tub behind you, stroking your wet shoulders, massaging any sore muscles. He’ll remind you of how good you did, and how much he loves you before tucking you back into bed under warm blankets, using his body as a pillow. And he’ll keep on holding you until you fall asleep, safe in his arms.

b – body part – [ their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s ]

His arms. He loves to lift you in his arms, carrying you back to the bedroom. He is strong enough to hold you up, against the wall or in the shower. He can easily move you around with his arms. His favorite though is when they are wrapped around you, holding you against his body. On you, he loves your tits and ass. He loves to grab them, kneading the flesh in his palms. Your eyes are also a favorite of his. He loves seeing the emotion in them, knowing watching the way your eyes fill with lust for him could be his downfall.

c – cum – [ anything to do with cum ]

He’s messy, and he doesn’t care. He loves to come in you, watching it leak out of you and down your legs. On rare occasions, he’ll pull out and opt to come on your stomach or back. When you have him in your mouth, it drives him insane when just a little bit of his cum mixes with your drool on your lips as you swallow him down. He isn’t big on coming on your face though. If anything, his preference is in you, not on you.

d – dirty secret – [ pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs ]

As much as he loves having control in the bedroom, he loves the moments when you take charge. When you are on top of him, hands resting on his chest, as you ride him. Each swivel of your hips is enough to have his head spinning as you chase after your orgasm, using his cock. He loves the ways you use him like that, even if they don’t last long. It doesn’t take long before he flips you over, pinning you down as he forces you to take him. He just can’t wait to be under your hips again.

e – experience – [ how experienced are they, do they know what they're doing ? ]

He’s had his fair share of hook-ups and one-night stands. He never admits the number, not even sure if he could remember everyone he was with. He took his experience and knowledge and mixed it with what he learned from being with you on what you liked best. Your pleasure is important to him, he wants his girl to feel good. He discovered the way you liked to be touched, or tasted, perfecting it throughout your relationship.

f – favorite position – [ this goes without saying ]

He loves to experiment with different positions, wanting to try something he might have seen in a porn. As much as he loves you on top of him, he has two favorites that are his usual go-to. He’ll have you on your hands and knees as he takes you from behind. He gets to look at your ass, slapping the globes he loves to stare at when you are wearing tight jeans. He’ll often have a fistful of your hair, sometimes pulling your head up and other times he’ll push it into the mattress, listening as the pillows muffles you screaming his name. Other times, he likes to savor it. To be more intimate with you. He’ll spread your legs apart, settling between them with his body, thrusting into you. He can control the pace, sometimes opting for fast, rough strokes. Other times, more sensual, deep thrusts. He loves watching your tits bounce, as well as your face. Every emotion you are feeling is clearly on your face, in your eyes. There is nothing better than watching you as you fall apart for him.

g – goofy – [ are they more serious it the moment? are they humorous? etc ]

Most of the time, it’s goofier. He believes sex is supposed to be fun, and he loves drawling out your giggles and moans. He’ll tease you, occasionally blowing against your skin in between kisses. Or some of the comments he says has you giggling. There are other times where he is more serious, intimate. He’ll stare into your eyes, getting lost in you. Those moments might be rare, but they have your toes curling and heart beating rapidly against your chest.

h – hair – [ how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes. etc ]

He prefers the hair, but keeps himself well maintained.

i – intimacy – [ how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect ]

Until you, he never really thought about romance or being romantic. He’d fuck and move on to the next. With you, he wants to make you happy in and outside of the bedroom. While he might not be one for big romantic gestures, he loves showing you how much he loves you with little gestures. He’ll wake up earlier than you, brewing coffee so it was ready when you wake up. Sometimes it was as simple as placing his hand on your back in a crowded room. Other times, it was the way he praised and constantly whispered how much he loved you that was enough for you.

j – jerk off – [ masturbation head cannon ]

Oh, ELP loves jerking off. Before you, it was his preferred way of getting off. Now, he jerks off when he’s on the road. When he can’t be there with you. Phone sex is great for those times, loving to watch your face on his phone as you touch yourself at his instruction. Sometimes when he is home, he’ll set you up on the bed and watch you touch yourself with your fingers or a toy, jerking off at the scene. When you are busy or not in the mood, he’ll jerk off then too.

k – kink – [ one or more of their kinks ]

Anyone that had a “whose your daddy” feud has to have a daddy kink. He loves hearing you beg and moan for him, calling him daddy. In that way, he’s a soft!dom. He loves his good girl, spoiling her and pleasuring her. Though he has no problem taming a little brat, punishing you. He loves outdoor sex, having you pressed against a tree or even the side of your house. He loves restraints, tying your arms or legs to the bed, leaving you bound and ready for him to devour. Face sitting, though that’s self-explanatory. He loves you to ride his face. Degrading and praising, though the degrading terms weren’t often. Sometimes reserved for punishment, and nothing more than calling you a slut. Praise was often, he loves showering you with praise, even when he was degrading you at the same time.

l – location – [ favorite places to have sex ]

As much fun as taking you outside is, ELP prefers when he has you to himself. He loves taking you just about anywhere in your house. He’s had you spread on the kitchen counter, in the living room, against every wall, in the bathtub, but his personal favorite is the bed. It allows multiple rounds in his two favorite positions; plus the toy box he keeps is right next to the bed.

m – motivation – [ what turns them on? ]

He’s a visual man. When you are wearing tight jeans or a low-cut shirt that give him a glimpse of your body? It’s enough to have him hard. He also loves when you wear one of his tees and just panties underneath. The little glimpse of your ass when the shirt rides up is enough to have him ready to take you.

n – no – [ something they would not do, turn offs ]

His jealousy gets the best of him with you. While he may have shared women in the past, he wouldn’t consider that with you. He wants to be the only one to see you, to have you. He also wouldn’t do anything that would seriously hurt you. Even with his spankings, he’s still careful not to hurt his girl. No choking, and absolutely no bodily fluids outside of spit or cum.

o – oral – [ preference in giving or receiving, skill etc ]

There is no better sight than you on your knees for him, sinful lips wrapped around his cock, eyes looking up at him. The sight alone is enough to have his cock leaking. He strokes himself to the memory when he is on the road. That said, tasting you? Fucking loves it. He loves spreading your legs, devouring you. Hearing you chant his name, moan for him. It makes him hard as hell, knowing how good he makes you feel.

p – pace – [ are they fast and rough? slow and sensual etc ]

He switches it up. Quickies or in doggy, he’s usually faster and rougher with you. Other times, he loves being slow and sensual. Steady slow paces as he sinks into you, making you clench around him, whining for more.

q – quickies – [ their opinions on quickies, how often ect ]

He fucking loves them. Anytime that he can slide inside of you, he will. It doesn’t matter how much time he has. If anything, this is the best. He can give you a hard, rough pounding. Just leaving you fucked out as he tucks himself back in his jeans, going on about his day.

r – risk – [ are they game to experiment? do they take risks? ]

He loves to experiment. As stated, he loves trying out new positions with you. Anything that sounds interesting, he may bring up to try. You have anything you want to try? He’s down for that.

s – stamina – [ how many rounds can they go for? how often ]

He prefers to ensure you orgasm a few times before fucking you. Now in the case of quickies, that’s not always possible. He has no problem getting hard again, fucking you round after round. Just until you are a sated mess, cock drunk and babbling for him in the end.

t – toys – [ do they own toys? do they use them? on themselves or a partner? ]

He loves using toys on you. He loves to tease you with a dildo, fucking it into you until you beg him for his cock instead. Your magic wand? He absolutely loves pressing that against your clit, either teasing you or making you come so many times it starts to hurt. Sometimes he will bring out a feather, tickling your body with it before using it between your legs, driving you wild with want as the tip of the feather teases your clit. Beyond that, he’d have a paddle, and some restraints.

u – unfair – [ how much they like to tease ]

Oh, he loves to tease you. Some of his teasing with include whispering dirty things in your ear in public, hand gripping your thigh as fingers slowly inch towards your pussy. Edging is another way he likes to tease you. He loves looking at your tear-stained cheeks, hearing you beg for him. He loves how messy and drippy you get for him, pleading for him to fuck you. It drives him wild.

v – volume – [ how loud are they, what noise they make ]

He’s not very loud, but he’s vocal. He’ll whisper to you, praising your or talking your through your orgasms. He’s constantly talking, the dirty talking never failing to turn you on. Otherwise, it’d be a few grunts and groans or moans of your name mixed in with praise.

w – wildcard – [ a random head cannon ]

Some sitcom was playing on the television, though neither of you were paying attention to it.

You were sitting on his lap, back pressed against his bare chest. You were wearing one of his old tees, and it was pulled up, leaving your tits exposed. The lace panties you wore were on the ground, as your legs were spread over his.

One hand of his was playing with your tits, fingers tugging on and teasing your nipples.

The other hand was between your legs, fingers deep inside of you as his thumb was stroking your clit.

“You’re so perfect, baby. So damn good for me. To me. Look at you sitting here like a good girl while I play with this pretty pussy.” He groaned in your ear as you whimpered in response. “Daddy loves his sweet girl, you know. You’re so damn good, baby. Just sitting here, coming for me like a good girl. Soaking my hands and making a mess of my sweatpants.”

You clenched around his fingers, whimpering as your head fell back on his shoulder. “Daddy…” you breathlessly whispered, eyes fluttering shut as you clenched around him again. “Daddy.” You repeated, reaching for him.

The hand on your tits moved to grip your hand, holding it. He brought it up to his mouth, pressing a soft kiss against it.

“I know, sunshine. Go ahead, baby. I know your close.” You whined around him, another orgasm rocking through your body. You lost count of how many times he had you squirming and coming on his lap.

“Good girl. My beautiful girl, you look so gorgeous when you come for me.” He spoke, giving your hand a gentle squeeze. “I know you got another in you, baby girl.”

x – x-ray – [ lets see whats under those clothes, their size ]

He’s a good size. Maybe a little over 6” with a nice girth. He is veiny, and you love to tease the veins with your tongue when blowing him.

y – yearning – [ how high is their sex drive? ]

He has a high sex drive. He loves waking you up with morning sex, sneaking in another round or two during the day. When he isn’t with you, then that changes some. If you are with him though, he is either thinking of fucking you, or fucking you.

z -zzz – [ how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards ]

Sex doesn’t usually wear him out. For him, it’s when you are worn out and sleeping on him that makes him drowsy. He refuses to fall asleep before you, wanting to hear your soft snores before he even thinks about closing his eyes.

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waitimcomingtoo · 7 months

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Wasn’t Me

Pairing: Peter Parker x Stark!reader

Synopsis: when Vision accidentally phases through your wall and catches you and Peter in the act, you try to stop it from spreading to everyone in the tower before Tony gets home

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“Wait, this isn’t the kitchen.” Vision said as he accidentally phased through the bedroom wall. You and Peter froze at the sound of a third voice and slowly looked up. Every time you snuck off to have some private time with each other, you made sure to lock the door. But despite all your best efforts to keep your relationship a secret, neither of you accounted for Vision coming through the wall. Especially not when you were right in the middle of….something.

“Oh. Hello.” Vision said and gave you and Peter a polite wave. The act he had caught you did not seem to phase him at all while you and Peter were horrified.

“AHHHH.” You and Peter screamed at the same time. You rolled off of Peter and landed right on the floor while Peter grabbed a pillow and placed it over his lap.

“Forgive me for intruding, but I am looking for the kitchen.” She said to meet her in the kitchen.” Vision asked politely.

“Well you’re not gonna find it here!” You exclaimed as you threw your shirt back on.

“Dude! Get out! ” Peter shouted as he hastily tried to zip his pants.

“Oh, sorry, am I interrupting something?” Vision genuinely asked.

“YES!” You screamed like it was obvious.

“My apologies. I bid you both a good day.” Vision nodded curtly and disappeared back the way he came. You and Peter stayed in silence for a while as you processed what had happened.

“Do you think he saw us?” Peter asked to break the silence. You sat up from under him and gave him a look.

“Do I think he saw us?” You repeated slowly.

“Well do you?” Peter asked as you climbed back onto the bed.

“Are you kidding me? Of course he saw! The straw was already in the coconut. There’s no way he didn’t realize what was going on.”

“Maybe he thought we were just wrestling?” Peter shrugged weakly.

“Uh huh. Wresting with your dick out. Just like WWE.” You said sarcastically.

“Damn it. He definitely saw us. Do you think he’ll tell anyone?” Peter worried.

“He better not. My dad will kill you. And then vaporize your corpse. And then set the ashes on fire. And then blow them into a shrimp cocktail.”

“But I’m allergic to shellfish.”

“Exactly.” You whispered.

“Oh shit.” Peter gulped. “We need to go find Vision and make sure he doesn’t tell anyone.”

“Let’s go. He’s probably charging or in a bowl of rice or something.” You said and lead Peter out of the room. You went into the kitchen and found Vision at the breakfast table.

“Hey Vision.” Peter smiled awkwardly as you stood beside him.

“Hello, Peter.” Vision said politely.

“So, about the little snafu from before. We just want to make sure you don’t tell anybody about what you saw.”

“Yeah. Because it wasn’t what it looked like.” You added.

“Oh, no? It looked like the two do you were engaging in sexually explicit activity.” Vision replied. You and Peter exchanged a panicked look and tried to think of a way out of this.

“It looked like that, yes, but that’s not what we were doing.” Peter lied as you nodded along.

“Hm. That’s funny. I can detect heart rates and both of you appear to be lying.” Vision said with genuine curiosity.

“We’re not lying, silly.” You forced a laugh. “My heart is racing because I haven’t had any food yet but I drank a bunch of coffee.”

“You know women and their pumpkin spice lattes.” Peter added, earning himself a jab in the side.

“Watch it.” You said through a smile.

“And my heart just beats fast because I have the heart rate of a spider.” Peter added. “No lying here.”

“Oh, I see. But if you two weren’t engaging in sexual activity, what were you doing?” Vision questioned.

“Uhhh…” Peter scratched his head and tried to think of something.

“Peter was just choking on a pretzel and I was getting it out of his throat.” You jumped in.

“With your tongue?” Vision asked.

“Yes?” Peter said weakly.

“With your shirts off?”

“It’s a new technique.” You deadpanned.

“I’m not aware of this technique. Can you demonstrate on me?” Vision asked you.

“Absolutely not.” Peter snapped and stepped between you and Vision. Vision looked at Peter in confusion and you had to jump in again.

“Because it didn’t work.” You explained. “He still choked.”

“He seems fine to me. Although, I am detecting some slight discomfort in the abdomen.” Vision said as he looked Peter up and down.

“I have a tummy ache.” Peter admitted and patted his stomach.

“Would you like me to conduct a physical exam?” Vision asked and held up both his hands.

“No. I probably just have to fart.”

“Oh my God.” You groaned and rubbed your eyes.

“So are we cool? You’re not gonna tell anyone what you saw?” Peter asked Vision.

“We are cool. I will not be telling anyone what I didn’t see.” Vision confirmed.

“Okay. Good.” You sighed in relief.

“Except for Wanda.” He added. “Because I already told her. I tell her everything. I love her quite dearly.”

“Oh my God.” You groaned even louder.

“What did you tell her you saw?” Peter asked him.

“Just you were engaging in-“

“It wasn’t sexual activity!” You exclaimed. “He was choking and I was saving his life.”

“Then why was his penis out?” Vision asked Peter.

“Because…it…was… cold.” Peter said slowly, hating himself with every word.

“Oh my God. Both of you need to stop.” You stated. “Do you think Wanda going to tell anyone about what you thought you saw but didn’t actually see?”

“I’m not sure.” Vision replied. “You’ll have to ask her.”

“Fine. We can ask her.” You sighed and pulled Peter by the hand and brought him to where Wanda was reading on the balcony.

“I don’t want to. She’s scary.” Peter whispered to you.

“We have to talk to her and find out what she knows before she tells my dad.” You whispered back.

“I can whisper too.” Wanda whispered as she suddenly appeared behind the two of you. You both screamed and jumped apart as she laughed. You grabbed Peters hand and ran away, brushing past Natasha as you went.

“They’re a little odd, aren’t they?” Natasha chuckled as she watched you run by.

“They are.” Wanda agreed. “You know, Vision caught them doing it before.”

“What? No way.”

“Yeah. He said he accidentally phased through Peters bedroom wall and caught them.”

“Oh God. Yuck. New fear unlocked. That’s hilarious though.” Natasha laughed at the thought.

“What’s hilarious?” Steve asked as he came into the room.

“Vision caught Y/n and Peter doing it.” Natasha told him.

“What?” Steve laughed. “No way.”

“That’s what I said!” Natasha laughed.

“Honestly, I kinda figured they were doing it. They are the only two in the tower around that age. And lord knows Peter is hornier than an…animal with horns.” Steve said weakly when he couldn’t think of an animal.

“Rhino?” Wanda asked.

“I was thinking Triceratops.” Steve admitted.

“Wait, isn’t there a rule again dating on the team?” Nat asked. “At least, that’s what Tony tells me and Bruce every time we make eye contact.”

“If he had a problem with that, he’s definitely gonna have a rule against one of us dating his daughter. Especially Peter.”

“I thought Peter was a nice boy, no?” Wanda asked.

“He is.” Steve nodded. “But all Tony will see is that he’s a boy who Vision caught with his daughter. He’s gonna blow Peter into a million pieces.”

“I’m pretty sure that’s what Vision walked in on.” Wanda mumbled. From across the room, you and Peter were peeking out from behind a wall to watch them all talk.

“This is bad. They’re all laughing and saying our names.” Peter whispered to you.

“Do you think Wanda told?”

“I don’t know. What if she made them all see it with her mind powers?”

“Why would she do that?”

“Because she’s evil and not to be trusted!” Peter whispered harshly.

“We just need to talk to her and find out what she knows. Maybe she didn’t even believe Vision.”

“Do we have to?” Peter whined. “What if she enters my mind palace?”

“She wouldn’t find much.” You mumbled.

“What was that?”

“Nothing, sweetie.” You patted his cheek and pulled him out from behind the wall. Natasha and Steve had left at that point and Wanda had gone back to her book.

“Hey, Wanda.” You said with an awkward wave.

“Oh. Hello. I haven’t seen you two in forever. What have you been up to?” Wanda said sarcastically.

“Not much. Same soup, just reheated. You know the vibes. So, uh, we just wanted to talk to you about something. Something Vision might have said.” You began.

“Oh. You mean you two swallowing each other alive in Peters room?” Wanda asked. You and Peter exchanged a look and Peter let out a loud gulp.

“Vision doesn’t know what he saw.” You told her.

“Vision is made from the highest form of artificial intelligence. He knows everything.”

“Okay.” You said mockingly. “But he doesn’t know in this specific situation.”

“He’s programmed to access a situation down to every last detail in case there is a threat of danger. And it seemed the only threat of danger in Peters room that day was running out of oxygen. Or maybe a broken pelvis.”

“I’m flattered but I’m not that good.” Peter said humbly.

“He’s right. He isn’t.” You nodded in agreement.

“What was that?” Peter asked you.

“We just want to make sure whatever Vision told you about what he thinks he saw isn’t going to be told to anyone else.” You said to Wanda.

“Now hold on.” Peter tried to go back to what he had heard.

“Secrets safe with me.” Wanda smiled and zipped her lips.

“And me.” Bruce said from behind you. You and Peter whipped around and saw Bruce staring at you while eating a bowl of cereal.

“What?! Were you in here the whole time?” Peter asked.

“Yeah. Wanda, you are funny. How come I never noticed that?” Bruce chuckled.

“I’m not sure.” Wanda shrugged. “You tell me.”

“God damn it. Are either of you going to tell anyone what Vision saw?” You asked and pointed at Wanda and Bruce.

“I thought Vision didn’t see anything?” Wanda smirked.

“Right. Is anyone going to tell my dad about what Vision thinks he saw but definitely didn’t see?” You asked with a hopeful smile.

“Maybe? I don’t understand the question. Can you reword it? Or maybe write it down so I can see it?” Bruce asked.

“Oh my God.” You groaned. “I thought you were the smart one.”

“Ouch. Can you tell your girlfriend to stop being mean to me?” Bruce asked Peter.

“I’m not his girlfriend because we weren’t engaging in sexual activity because we’re not dating. Everyone got that?” You asked angrily.

“Got it.” Wanda nodded.

“No, sorry. Still confused. So you are dating but Vision didn’t catch you guys doing it?” Bruce asked so genuinely that you wanted to scream.

“No, he definitely did.” Wanda snorted. You looked at her in betrayal and she smiled apologetically.

“Oh. Now I get it. You guys are dating and Vision did catch you having sex.” Bruch realized. “But what are we not telling Tony?”

“No one is telling Mr. Stark anything. Everyone just keep your mouth shut about the activities, which may or may not have been sexual in nature, that Vision allegedly walked in on. Okay?” Peter exclaimed.

“My lips are sealed.” Wanda assured you. “Well, now they are. Because I already told Steve and Nat. But that was before you asked me not to tell anyone.”

“Oh my God. Find. Can we trust you?” You asked Bruce.

“I’m not gonna rat. Don’t worry.”

“Thank you.” Peter nodded. “You’re dismissed.”

“I don’t take orders from you.” Bruce snapped and walked away.

“Jesus Christ.” Peter whispered and felt genuinely offended by the tone. You took his hand and brought him away from Wanda to regroup.

“We need to get ahead of this before anyone else finds out we’re secretly dating.” You told him.

“You guys are secretly dating?” Sam asked as he came into the hallway, making you both jump.

“Damn it!” Peter shouted and hit the wall.

“Oh great. Captain fucking America knows now.” You grumbled.

“Since when are you two a thing?” Sam laughed and looked between you and Peter.

“Two months.” You admitted.

“Two months? And Tony still doesn’t know?”

“Do you think Peter would be alive right now if my dad knew?” You asked and gestured to Peter.

“That’s a joke, right?” Peter laughed nervously.

“I guess not.” Sam shrugged.

“Are you gonna tell my dad?” You asked him.

“No.” Sam replied.

“Cool. Thanks.” You sighed in relief.

“But only if-“

“Mother fucker.” You exclaimed now that there was a new obstacle.

“Only if you promise to never bring up that one time with the TV.” Sam continued.

“You mean when you got caught-“

“Zip it.” Sam cut you off. “Or I’ll tell Daddy Warbucks about your affair with Little Orphan Annie here.”

“This whole conversation has been wildly emasculating.” Peter mumbled.

“I never saw anything.” You told Sam.

“Good.” He nodded. “Then we have a deal.”

You went to shake hands when your phone started to ring. You looked at Peter curiously and pulled it out of your pocket.

“Hang on. Hello?”

“Hey short stack. I’m landing in 20 minutes. I can see that most of the team is in the tower today so I thought we could all have a nice, family dinner in the dining room. How does that sound?” Tony asked you through the phone.

“The entire team? In the dinning room? For dinner? Tonight?” You asked as panic grew in your chest.

“Are you playing a one man game of Clue? Just let everyone know, will you?” Tony asked.

“Sure, daddy. No problem.” You laughed nervously and looked at Peter with wide eyes.

“Thanks, peach. See you soon.” Tony said before having up.

“Shit balls.” You whispered once you were off the phone.

“Was that super good news?” Peter asked hopefully.

“My dad wants the whole team in the dinning room for family dinner.” You said and held your breath for his reaction.

“Son of a…” Peter started to shout and then quieted down, “shart mama.”

“I know. It’s bad.”

“This has gotten so out of hand. I’ve never taken this many L’s in a row. I don’t know if I can take anymore. My body is shutting down. I haven’t peed all day.” Peter said as he paced back and forth.

“Keep it together.” You said as you gripped his shoulders.

“Oh no. This is going to be so awkward.” Sam laughed at your misfortune.

“Why? Because everyone knows we’re secretly dating except for Mr. Stark and they also know Mr. Stark will kill them for knowing and not telling him right away so tonight will be a long, uncomfortable game of who tells him first?” Peter asked all in one breath.

“Yes, that’s exactly why.” Sam nodded and looked at Peter strangely.

“I don’t want to go.” Peter whispered and turned to you.

“We all have to go.” You told him. “He’ll get sus if we’re not all there.”

“But what if your dad kills me?” Peter whined.

“Then I’ll wait at least three months before getting a new boyfriend.” You smiled sweetly and patted his chest.

“You can do that but I’ll just haunt him and kill him in his sleep.” Peter smiled back.

“Oh my God. Come on. We have to go get ready for dinner.” You said and pulled Peter to your room.

30 minutes later, everyone was seated in the dining room with Tony at the head of the table. You and Peter nervously peered through the doorway to see what the set up was.

“What’s our plan?” Peter asked you.

“Sit far away from each other and diverge the conversation every time my dad gets close to happening upon the truth.”

“Okay. How hard can that be? We never get together for family dinner. They’ll all be talking so much that you and I won’t even come up.”

You and Peter took your seats at the table with you next to your dad and Peter further away. You made eye contact with Peter and nodded to let him know that you were in this together. Everyone stayed dead silent as the food was passed around and Tony was quick to notice.

“Why is everyone so quiet? Did Sam leave porn on the big TV again?” Tony asked as he chewed his food. You gulped and looked at Peter in a panic. You had been wrong about everyone talking and keeping the attention away from you. Instead, everyone was silent and tense since they didn’t want to be the one to let Tony know what Vision had seen.

“That was one time.” Sam defended.

“But how could we ever forget?” Tony teased him.

“I just wanted to watch Mama Mia. My eyes were burned.” Bucky said as he shut his eyes to keep out the memory.

“Let it go.” Sam said flatly.

“I don’t remember that.” You said robotically. Sam gave you a discreet thumbs up across the table.

“What? You were the one that found it.” Tony reminded you.

“Doesn’t ring a bell. I think you’re all remembering incorrectly.” You said with no much stiffness it sounded like you were reading from a prompter. Tony looked around the table and everyone avoided eye contact with him. They mindlessly pushed their food around their plates to look busy so that Tony wouldn’t ask them anything.

“Why is everyone acting weird?” Tony asked.

“What? We’re not. You’re being weird, dad.” You forced a laugh and patted Tony’s arm.

“Right.” Tony said skeptically. “So, Pete the treat. Any romantic interests at school?”

Everyone turned to stare at Peter, who was in the middle of taking a sip from his glass. Peter started choking on his water for a long time. No one made any effort to help Peter so he just sat there choking for an uncomfortably long period of time. Everyone stayed silent as he Peter coughed, turned red, and clapped his chest to try and get the water out. When he was finally done, he was crying and bright red.

“What?” Peter asked horsely.

“Peter doesn’t want to talk about girls, dad.” You laughed nervously. Everyone exchanged looks while also sneaking glances at you and Peter.

“He does with me. Come on. My dad never bothered with this stuff and I want to break the cycle. Tell me about your love life.” Tony insisted and playfully patted the table. You shot daggers at Peter and everyone turned to look at him. Peter felt sweat dripping down his forehead and smiled nervously.

“There’s no one, Mr. Stark. No girls.”

“I don’t buy that for a second. I can see the hormones brewing in your eyes. You’re sweating just at the thought of her. I know there’s a girl.”

“Maybe.” Peter squeaked out.

“See? I knew it. Tell me about her. She cute?” Tony asked. Peter looked at you for a brief second and quickly looked away.

“Yeah, yeah. She’s gorgeous. Really pretty.”

“She’s all right.” Sam shrugged, making everyone stifle a laugh as your jaw dropped.

“Fuck did you just say?” Peter snapped.

“I was kidding. Damn.” Sam held up his hands in defense.

“Damn, indeed.” Tony laughed. “Way to stand up for your girl, kid. She’s a lucky lady.”

“Thank you, sir.” Peter said and hoped that was the end of the conversation.

“You really are a good kid, Peter. I don’t tell you enough. I was just saying this to Pepper the other day, but if anyone is ever brave enough to try and date my daughter, I hope they’re like you.” Tony said sincerely. This time, you started choking as everyone murmured with amusement.

“Really?” Peter asked hopefully. He looked at you but you didn’t dare make eye contact.

“Yeah. Sure, you’re pretty annoying and way too eager at times, but you’re a good kid. You’re responsible, you care about other people, and you know how to get a decent haircut.” Tony continued.

“So you’d give Peter your blessing? If he and I ever wanted to date?” You asked skeptically.

“Absolutely not.” Tom said immediately.

“What?” Your face dropped. “But you just said-“

“I said I hope the person you date is like Peter.” Tony specified. “But Peter would never be allowed to date you.”

“Why not?” Peter asked and you shot him a look. Everyone else kept their heads down and turned away from Tony so he wouldn’t suspect anything.

“Not that I care. Psh. Peter is lame. I would never date Peter. Haha. But yeah, why not?” You asked your dad.

“Because he’s a superhero. And no daughter of mine is dating a superhero.”

“But you’re a superhero.” You pointed out. “And mom married you.”

“I know. That’s why I’d never allow you to go down the same path. I’ve missed hundreds dates, thousands of calls, and a million important moments because I was off being a superhero. I was saving the world but I was hurting the person I love most in the process. I don’t want that life for you. If Peter was an average guy off the street, I’d be thrilled to know you were dating him. But Peter isn’t average.”

“I know that.” You replied, starting to get annoyed now that your dad was trying to tell you that you couldn’t do something. You were already doing it, but he didn’t need to know that. He needed to know that he couldn’t make your choices for you.

“Ayo. Yeah she does.” Sam snorted. Everyone gasped and looked at him, making him freeze. You and Peter stared daggers at Sam who smiled sheepishly.

“Oops?”

“You little bitch.” You mouthed across the table at him. Tom noticed the way everyone reacted and grew suspicious. He looked at you and noticed you weren’t making eye contact. He then looked at Peter, who looked like he was about to pass out.

“What was that?” Tony asked Sam.

“Nothing.” Sam scoffed and went back to eating.

“Samuel. Tell me what you just said.” Tony said with an eerily calm smile.

“I don’t want to.” Sam whispered.

“Tell me or I will shove your wings so far up your ass-“

“I said she knows Peter isn’t average.” Sam admitted before Tony could finish his sentence. You buried your face in your hands while Peter chewed off all of his fingernails.

“What does that mean?” Tony asked and turned to you.

“I can confirm that as well.” Vision raised his finger as he spoke up. You and Peter looked at Vision in betrayal while everyone else stayed silent.

“Oh my God.” You whispered and rubbed your face.

“What? What’s the big red giant talking about?” Tony asked you again, sounding angry this time. Before you had a chance to think of something, Vision spoke up.

“I’m talking about how I accidentally caught them fornicating earlier today, sir. Also, am I required to be here? I can’t actually eat food.” Vision said politely. Everyone was dead silent as Tony processed what he was hearing. No one dared to look up from their plates or even move a muscle.

“You know what? Vision is right. We should actually all leave. And never return. Bye!” You said and got up from the table. Tony grabbed the back of your shirt and made you sit back down.

“Nobody move.” He said in a low voice. Silence fell over the table again as Tony slowly looked to Peter. That’s when he noticed that Peter had passed out and had his limp head in his dinner plate.

“Wake the son of a bitch up.” Tony ordered. Wanda lifted Peters head by his hair and a green bean stuck to his cheek and forehead.

“Peter?” Tony asked, but Peter didn’t wake up. Wanda shook him, then took his pulse to see if he was even alive.

“He’s unresponsive.” She reported.

“Jesus Christ.” You groaned to yourself as you watched Wanda and Steve try to wake Peter up.

“He peed his pants.” Steve announced, making you groan even louder.

“PETER!” Tony shouted as he banged on the table. Peter woke up and looked around in confusion. Tony slowly stood up and leaned over the table while staring daggers at Peter.

“Somebody tell me what’s going on.” Tony demanded. No one said anything, so you bit the bullet and stood up as well.

“Dad, Peter and I are dating. Vision caught us before and the whole team found out about it. That’s what’s going on, okay? Please, don’t kill my boyfriend.”

“What?” Tony asked as he slumped back in his seat. You couldn’t tell if he was angry or upset, but it was definitely not good.

“Sam was watching porn on the big screen!” You blurted and pointed to Sam.

“You said you didn’t see anything!” Sam pointed back at you.

“That was before you didn’t hold up your end of the deal!” You shouted.

“Shut up, both of you. Are you kidding me right now? You’re dating Peter Parker?” Tony asked in a calmer voice.

“Yes, daddy. I am. I have been for two months. We didn’t tell you because we knew you’d be mad and we just wanted some time together before you forced us apart. I wouldn’t normally lie to you like this but I knew you’d never allow us to be together and I love him. I just needed to love him for as long as I could before the world knew. I’m sorry. Please, don’t be mad at me.” You said as you took your dads hands. Tony stared at you for a long time and finally, put his hand on your cheek.

“I could never be mad at you, princess.” Tony said kindly. You smiled in surprise as Peter let out a sigh of relief.

“I’m gonna turn Peter inside out, though.” Tony said sweetly before lunging at Peter. He punched Peter right in the throat, making Peter collapse to the ground. You rushed to Peters side as Tony shook out his hand.

“Dad! You can’t hit him that hard. He’s only 5’8. He could’ve died.” You yelled at Tony as you pulled Peters head into your lap.

“That didn’t even hurt.” Peter wheezed out as he clutched his throat. Tony wound up to hit Peter again, but stopped when he saw something that surprised him. He watched Peter reached up and touch your face as he whispered to you that everything was going to be all right. He thought he had just been punched in the throat and was awaiting the punishment of a lifetime, his priority was to comfort you when you were upset. Tony then knelt down beside Peter and helped him sit up.

“I’m sorry, kid. I should not have hit you. It was a slight overreaction.” Tony sincerely apologized.

“Slight?” Peter croaked out.

“I just wasn’t expecting to come home to this news. But if it’s been two months and my daughter says she’s this in love, maybe I was wrong. Maybe it wouldn’t be as bad as I thought.”

“Mr. Stark, I know it’s probably hard to think about your daughter dating someone with a life as unpredictable as ours, but I don’t put anything above her. If I’m out on patrol, chances are, she’s hanging out on a rooftop with a walkie talkie telling me where to go. If I have to miss a date to take care of something, I take her with me. She’s my partner in all of this. I don’t leave her waiting around for a text back all night. She comes first.”

“Actually, “Vision began, “when I entered your room, it seemed as though Peter was going-“

“Do not finish that sentence, jumbo tampon.” You cut him off.

“You can trust me, Mr. Stark. You can trust us.” Peter said as he wrapped an arm around you. Tony looked between the two of you for a while but didn’t say anything.

“Please, daddy.” You whispered. Tony finally caved and smiled softly.

“Okay. You’ve convinced me. I’m not gonna kill Peter. You have my blessing, underoos.” Tony said as he helped Peter off the floor.

“Really? You’re not gonna force us apart?” You asked hopefully as you wrapped your arm around Peters.

“I’m not.” Tony confirmed. “You’re old enough to make your own decisions. But if he breaks your heart, he’s getting turned inside out. At least for a day. I cannot compromise on that.”

“Deal!” You clapped your hands before hugging your dad.

“Hold up, do I get a say in that deal?” Peter questioned.

“Don’t push your luck, kid. After what Vision walked in on you doing with Tony’s kid, you’re lucky to be alive right now.” Bruce said as he patted Peter on the back. Tony frowned as he pulled out of the hug.

“Hold on, what exactly did Vision walk in on?” Tony asked. Peter motioned for everyone to keep their mouths shut as Tony looked around the room. When no one answered him, he looked at you expectingly.

“So.” You laughed nervously. “Dessert, anyone?”

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