The 2022 Silver Garbage Award Winners

With the telecast of the 74th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards on Monday night, we would like to take a moment to pay tribute to the worst of the past television year. Without further ado, here are this year's Silver Garbage Award Winners.

Worst New Series - Promised Land (ABC/Hulu) Worst Drama Series - Promised Land (ABC/Hulu) Worst Comedy Series - And Just Like That (HBO/HBO Max) Worst Special Class Program - Miracle Across 125th Street (VH1) Worst Reality Program - The Kardashians (Hulu) Worst Reboot/Spinoff (TIE) - And Just Like That (HBO/HBO Max) & The Kardashians (Hulu)

Worst Actor in a Comedy Series - Kenan Thompson, Kenan (NBC) Worst Actress in a Comedy Series - Hilary Duff, How I Met Your Father (Hulu) Worst Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series - Sara Ramirez, And Just Like That (HBO/HBO Max) Worst Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series - Nicole Ari Parker, And Just Like That (HBO/HBO Max) Worst Guest Performer in a Comedy Series - James Adomian, Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC) Worst Writing in a Comedy Series - And Just Like That (HBO/HBO Max) Worst Directing in a Comedy Series - Call Me Kat (Fox)

Worst Actor in a Drama Series - John Ortiz, Promised Land (ABC/Hulu) Worst Actress in a Drama Series - Sophia Bush, Good Sam (CBS) Worst Supporting Actor in a Drama Series - Yul Vasquez, Promised Land (ABC/Hulu) Worst Supporting Actress in a Drama Series - Avery Kristen Pohl, General Hospital (ABC) Worst Guest Performer in a Drama Series - Marlon Wayans, Bel Air (Peacock) Worst Writing in a Drama Series - Promised Land (ABC/Hulu) Worst Directing in a Drama Series - Good Sam (CBS)

Worst Special Class Actor - Dr. Mehmet Oz, The Dr. Oz Show (Syndicated) Worst Special Class Actress - Daphne Oz, The Good Dish (Syndicated) Worst Special Class Supporting Actor - Rudy Giuliani, The Masked Singer (Fox) Worst Special Class Supporting Actress - Taylor Schilling, Pam & Tommy (Hulu) Worst Special Class Writing - Miley's New Year's Eve Party (NBC) Worst Special Class Directing - Miracle on 125th Street (VH1)

Worst Performance by a Cast - Promised Land (ABC/Hulu) Worst Screen Couple - Sebastian Stan & Lily James, Pam & Tommy (Hulu)

honestly, the people bitching about an objectively insane episode of wwdits are SO BORING. it's just a silly little comedy about some idiot vampires that live together and commit atrocities in new york. like what is so difficult to comprehend about that.

of course lazslo would create horrifying animal lab experiments that can talk that guillermo has to take care of.

of course nandor and colin are besties.

of course nadja makes 50 dunkin runs for a crazy lady.

it's just a weird show that is outrageous and funny and sometimes carries an emotional wallop. it's not fucking rocket science.

wishing i was one of the star wars fans with no self respect who can pretend bad tv is good actually

GOTCHA! I TRICKED YOU!!!! I got you an unbelievably expensive top of the line coffee maker that’s gonna make your life as a single dad easier and I made your only child, your soul and heart, your entire world, laugh and feel included the process. I’m the funniest man alive, I’m such a prankster, I’m the KING of pranks lol

THE X-FILES 30th ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION

Day 1: Favourite episode

Favourite X-FILES Episode Countdown {9/24} 6.03 | Triangle

i get into hi fi rush and then proceed to make the most TOXIC ASS hfr oc. this is seltzer (he/they). he is Hashtag Problematic.

hes a precanon character who i created for the main purpose of exploring chais backstory which is FREE REAL ESTATE and subject chai to wretched things. making up a reason why chai is such a lonely ass independent guy at the start of the game AND SELF INDULGING AT THE SAME TIME (i love emotional whump). seltzer is red flag ass emotionally manipulative motherfucker. lmao

he is uhh. chais ex-"friend" that chai met at a venue during a local band performance in college. in quotes bc its a kinda complicated one sided deal. hes in a band called acid scale thats just a group of friends fucking around with instruments. their skills are mediocre and their music is DOGSHIT

somehow chai ends up hanging out with them. it doesnt end well

more sketches of the bastard below

every episode junmo is like so WHAT if i nearly die for gicheul !!! it’s for the job !!! my brother in christ your job is to bring him down not to show him your eternal devotion and readiness for carnage all for his name and sake i think we lost the plot a little but you do whatever and get that body count going for you i am sure the police force you actually work for will be super thrilled to find out you constantly mow down anything in your path to the point of accidental man-slaughter because someone looked at gicheul funnily and you lose your shit when that happens

Listen, I Can Compliment Steven Moffat, I Promise

You know, I avoided watching Heaven Sent/Hell Bent for the longest time because I was worried that it was overhyped. I've long been not a big fan of the Moffatt finales in Eleven’s era, finding that he often sacrifices genuine character storytelling and logic in his finales in favor of overconvoluted plots that fall apart like a house of cards with a touch, making companions more puzzle pieces than characters, and an overreliance on flash and/or "sexiness" that override some of the genuine emotional scenes.

All of which is to say...y’all were right. Heaven Sent/Hell Bent is up there as one of my top three season finales in Doctor Who history (season 1 and 3 are the others, for context). It is absolutely amazingly executed, fantastically written/acted, and an amazing send-up of Capaldi's Doctor and a send-off for Clara's character. It might be my favorite way that Moffatt has EVER sent off a companion (including River Song). Everything about these episodes (and Face the Raven, to an extent) is superbly executed, thematically coherent, emotionally satisfying and bittersweet (my favorite kind of companion send-off). I literally stopped what I was doing and just watched, jaw dropped, for the last five minutes of Heaven Sent.

Hats off to everyone involved, and I really do have to compliment Moffatt for evolving as a writer. It took him a few season to get there, but when he nails it, he NAILS IT. (And absolute props to Peter Capaldi and Jenna Louise Coleman for their performances, because HOLY SHIT!)

Reblog your grievances, I’m VERY interested to hear your thoughts & viewpoints.

Finally: Do NOT hold back. Let it rip.

(and has been for a month, and a sweater I made for my partner 25 years ago has been on camera for an episode already, and the resulting outfit left both of us completely speechless, and no I can’t show you until the episode airs)

The concept that canon gay ships and shows have an inherent quality simply by being canon has rotted people's brains so much

I know this is not remotely a new revelation, but holy fuck do you sometimes realize it again

bad weather is so much fun and cozy until you have to go outside

They shouldn't let me write Merlin because I would have Merlin realize he's a class traitor and kill Uther before the opening credits were done rolling. and then Arthur would get his shit together too and also kiss Merlin. and then I guess the show would just have a tolerable ongoing plot for the first time ever, with dynamic engaging goals and growth for characters that were finally likeable, and......

Actually, I take it back: the only reason I would not be an ideal choice for the head writer of Merlin is that the show ended like a decade ago, and it would frankly be poor business sense to hire a new writer at this stage.

I feel like I have to discuss this before I forget? but I don't count name of the doctor as canon for my portrayal for three reasons. 1. Yes River would end up hating a lot of aspects of the library. The entire situation is bittersweet for her. I give her a time frame of 300 years in the datacore too & no one would wanna be stuck in a computer for that amount of time. But she would rather die again than to admit that to the Doctor's face. 2. The end of her appearance in that episode implies that she just fades away and for obvious reasons, that contradicts the post library verse. The other option is that she fades back INTO the library and I don't really like that either? 3. Doctor Moon is the Doctor. and if he is then lets be real she would NOT be over there crying to 11 about being left like a book on the shelf. What book, what shelf? Colin S.almon is her husband now. ( Listen I want you all to know I was so against this idea when C initially mentioned that M.offat and & R.TD have both stated this, but I have been won over. I'm cured. )

But all of this does not mean I do not acknowledge the episode as a whole. Clara still goes into the Doctor's timestream, ( unless this doesn't happen in your canon, we'll work out something else ) River's still there at the conference call, Clara can still see her bc they're psychically linked but the Doctor cannot.