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somehow my gene pics always look a little bit better and hit harder in negative
#worst job ever#gene takovic#saul goodman#jimmy mcgill#bob odenkirk#better call saul fanart#better call saul#bcs fanart#bcs#brba#breaking bad fanart#breaking bad#brba fanart#illustation#art#fanart#my art
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imagine being the person who has to go get the trophy from fernando
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Let the revenge games begin.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#nie huaisang#He's gonna call his 5 horse friends up. They have to go on a 14 year long journey to finish the job but by god they will do it.#The sheer chaos in the Audio Drama is really fantastic. Reminds me of those traincar murder mysteries.#The lights go off and there's a scream and then BOOM dead body. Who did that!!!#Okay it was qi deviation and he did it to stop himself from killing his brother. He did it to himself.#JGY sadly has the worst alibi ever though. Both the strongest motivation and also uhhh presence at the scene.#Not to nitpick but as someone who loves murder mysteries - I do feel like even *one* other suspect would have made it stronger.#I get that he tried to make it look like an inevitable Qi Deviation and that it *is* something within the family legacy.#And a big part of NHS figuring it all out comes down to his own perceptiveness and intelligence.#If you weren't close enough to JGY and NMJ of course it looks like an accident.#Sadly 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card'' is also weak to 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card''.#NHS was the better subtle manipulator at the end. That's probably the strongest mystery part of MDZS. And why he's in my top 5.#My man pulled the 'kill him just as he falls from the top of his game and loses everything' gambit and I love him for it.
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kingsguard don’t even get paid do they. criston cole did all of that for….clout?
#what a terrible job#now jaime WOULD do the worlds worst job ever for clout but that’s because he’s a leo
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The Favor
When Youngblood became a ghost he actually didn't think he would be so lonely. It was stressful and annoying, being so young, watching the years go by but never being able to move on or change. He was a child who died, and the only way for him to feel like a child again was to play.
But even then he felt invisible. That made his powers listen to his wishes and cause no adult to see him. And maybe that was for the better, adults were scary, adults could hurt you. They wouldn't understand.
Meeting the other ghosts was both a blessing and a curse. Everyone saw him as a kid, some thought he was annoying and others played with him. He was grateful to Ember for spending so much of her time being a pirate, but he didn't want to take up so much of her time. It made him feel guilty.
When Danny became King and the ghost kid heard that he was destined to help the other ghosts, Youngblood plucked up his courage and asked him for a favor: Find him a friend. One alive that wanted to play and never get bored of it.
Danny took the task very seriously, looking for all possible candidates, avoiding ghosts. Until he found a more or less suitable friend: Klarion. He was older than Youngblood but seemed to be just as bored. Clockwork looked at him in dismay at his solution to the problem but didn't stop him.
This led to the Justice League being defeated by Klarion, who had taken over the Watchtower and seemed to be happily talking to air. He was seconds away from destroying the earth or something similar with death ray, but there was nothing they could do about it.
Everyone froze when a portal opened next to the boy and someone came out asking "How are the new friends?" Before realizing the situation, the creature sighed in disappointment and destroyed the death ray with a snap of his fingers. A girl just like him came out of the portal excited ignoring everyone and began to talk to the air. Klarion seemed to be following the conversation.
Danny watched Youngblood talking to Dani and Klarion, he knew that his cousin could be good company, but he hadn't contacted her before due to her travels and status as a halfa (the probability of destroying the world was there too); well, now Youngblood had two friends (that solved the problem) but- how did he prevent them from ending the world? Or worse, from terrorize innocent cosplayers?
#dpxdc#ghost king danny#He is taking his job seriously#Fulfilling the wishes and requests of all ghosts that asked#Youngblood was also an ally#or something similar#Danny thought that a friend would calm him down#and he will stop terrorizing people#It ended on the opposite way#now Youngblood and Klarion are best friends#the worst idea ever#but Clockwork is entertained#The League had no opportunity#Dani also joined them at the end#is a friend group#that will destroy the world#maybe Damian and Jon can join#Danny is not sure if the world's destruction is a surprise but#poor cosplayers#Danny didn't realize he was at space#dc x dp#dp x dc#Klarion and friends#Danny is not sure what he did wrong#He didn't contact Dani at first to prevent that exact situation#and the fact that she was just half alive and Youngblood wanted an alive friend#Youngblood want to be a kid again#youngblood
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The other day I was at work and I had this table of all old women dressed to the nines and there was one in this little zebra print number with some sort of feathered something it was truly a wonder to behold and my (heterosexual) (presumably not terminally online) coworker goes “what is she wearing” and without really thinking I go “it’s called cunt and she’s serving it.” You can’t imagine the look I got
#JUST REALIZED MY PROBLEM WITH THIS JOB BTW. NONE OF MY COWORKERS ARE GAY THAT I KNOW OF#I’ve always had gay coworkers. and like a lot of them. shout out to the first girl to ever flirt with me <3.#there’s probably someone who’s gay but listen I have. the worst gaydar.
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Gwen sneaks bread out of the palace kitchens for the starving people of Camelot and ONE scene later Merlin resorts to feeding Arthur rat?!? I’m shrieking??? There was bread in the kitchens sir!! You did not have to do this!!!!
#sorry but Arthur’s right Merlin is the worst servant ever#imagine you’re a prince and when you tell your servant your boots has holes in it he just makes a joke about it#and then you ask him to catch the rat responsible and he FEEDS IT TO YOU#insane behaviour 😂#the level of job security Merlin has is unparalleled#bbc Merlin
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hi, first off i really love your art. the h/c and warmth really hit me where i live and your illustration style is fantastic. lately i've been obsessed with the post where an unwell milek thinks geralt will leave him behind. was that an ingrained insecurity, assuming his super-witcher dad wouldn't have time for a sickly human kid?
[MASTERPOST] - Ahh, thank you for the ask! Yes, this scene.. I actually saw this a bit differently! It's not about Milek fearing Geralt will leave him behind, he actually wants him to. They need to find his Pa!! I think he often feels like a burden; Jaskier knows this, but Geralt isn't aware of this yet. Milek just wants to pull his weight, especially with Jaskier. A little sneak peak to their struggles regarding this:
Meanwhile Jaskier continues to struggle with his omega status.
#jaskier#the witcher#geraskier lovechild#julian alfred pankratz#omegaverse#there are various things happening here! a. Milek never really had to fear that Jaskier would leave him he knows he never ever would#b. Jaskier said again and again that he'll always care for him and loves him and that he doesn't have to pull any weight at all#c. Jaskier actually became the parent that just wants his kid to be educated and study and learn#(maybe because he knows Milek won't be able to do hard labour but also because he knows what Milek really wants to do)#(filed under: things I haven't drawn yet but they had their big fallout because of oxenfurt and university - things to come in the future)#d. Milek has watched Jaskier working his ass off in various jobs that he didn't like#(and he thinks that prostitution is the worst but only because they didn't properly talk about it before)#e. Jaskier is struggling with how he is percieved - which I think was never that much on his mind when he was travelling with Geralt#being a carefree bard and giving everyone the middlefinger who had some wrong ideas about what he could do and what not#but this is definitely an AU in which he doesn't have a good relationship with his father and he can still hear him say he'll become#'an unbonded omega with a bastard child working on the streets' and I think sometimes it gets to him#(because Jaskier is king of hating his parents ever being right about him)#that Jaskier kind of wants to spare Milek and quietly hopes we won't become an omega - even if he feels bad about it - shall become plot#(one dayyyy)#anyway that was a very long rant about Mileks complex relationship with him feeling like a burden
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BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS / 161014
#loser haircut 💔 worst lighting ever 💔 he had one job to do!#bts#btsgif#kim taehyung#taehyung#dailybts#kpopedit#usersky#usersan#usershreyu#tuserhales#userkelli#annietrack#trackofthesoul#tusercelia#2605#g
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Every single thing we've done or said since we've been in that house, nothing has been between us! Can't we just get in our own car and drive back to Boston tonight?
The Firm (1993)
dir. Sydney Pollack
#the firm#tom cruise#tcruiseedit#tomcruiseedit#jeanne tripplehorn#mitch mcdeere#abby mcdeere#filmedit#movieedit#filmgifs#moviegifs#cinematv#filmtvdaily#junkfooddaily#*#mitch took the worst job ever and it became abby's problem#cruisepilled 2024
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#※saltlog#-> au: echoes of typhoon#-> sorry memes. wolfwood 1 day into his job after thinking he is about to have to deal with worst person he has ever met: wait a fck#-> roberto who was guiding meryl to run the base when she asks they now gotta keep two freaks to keep eye on them: hell#-> bernardelli are just some weird gossip group who deals info and meryl goes actually i'm tired of flying circles install the QAAM#-> i have.. too much stuff currently i need to organize em somehow..#-> i'm enjoying letting my scifi AI horror brain run free uhhh i have so much text </3#trigun stampede
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I couldn’t stop thinking about this and Barbie Steve so:
Steve is a special edition Ken, with his polo shirt and sunglasses he’s supposed to be Cool Party Ken, always ready to party and nothing more.
Steve hates it. Not the polo, he actually loves his outfit, but the idea he will be nothing more than the Cool Party Ken. A Ken.
He watches Nancy, who is supposed to be “his Barbie”, being Journalist Barbie and Good student Barbie and he wishes he could do that too. Journalist Barbie comes with a flowery long skirt he can’t stop thinking about.
But he can’t wear it because he’s a Ken.
And he knows he should be okay with what he is because he’s very lucky to be a special edition Ken and all the other Ken are jealous of him, so he tries to endure it for a while.
Until he can’t anymore.
He starts off with something he always dreamed of: he takes a pair of scissors and hairspray and becomes an hairstylist. Everyone is shocked to see and Hairstylist Ken but they welcome the change anyways, not knowing that Steve actually refers to himself as Hairstylist Barbie.
Robin, a Student/Worker Barbie, is the first person he tells.
She comes to him asking for a short haircut which is considered a crazy thing to want, since almost all Barbies have long hair.
“I don’t care! I hate my long hair, if people get upset that’s their problem. I will be a Rebel Barbie if I have to.”
“But why me?” Steve can’t help but ask. Usually people get haircuts from Hairstylist Barbies, not him.
“Because no Hairstylist Barbie wants to cut my hair” she admits, looking down “they think it’s weird. But I thought you would… understand.”
And Steve does understand, so he cuts her hair with no more objections. At the end, Robin is admiring her new shorter hair in the mirror when Steve says “well, one Hairstylist Barbie did say yes to you, in the end.”
And Robin understands.
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The first person to call him Barbie, however, is Eddie.
Eddie is a standard Ken and he’s okay with it, most of the time. He firmly believes that any special edition Ken is just a snuck out snob, so he lives his life trying to prove that average Ken like him are just as fine.
“If we were just like the Special Kens like Steve” Jonathan objects “we would have found a Barbie to be with, don’t you think?”
Eddie would love to go on a rant about how Steve the Cool Party Ken is nothing special, but his eyes are caught by two Sailor Barbies walking across the street.
Eddie has never seen a Sailor Barbie but they have the same outfit, similar short hair and matching hats, so he imagines it must be a new type.
Despite looking so similar, one of them catches his eye.
He gives Jonathan a knowing look of “watch as I get a Barbie for myself”, which Jonathan replies with a look of “can’t wait to see you make a fool of yourself”, and then he’s off crossing the street.
He watches as one of them enters a ice cream parlor, and the other, the one who has caught his interest, stays back, staring at the door as if they needed to take some courage.
Eddie takes it as a sign to shoot his shot “Hey Barbiegirl!”
Nameless Sailor Barbie goes rigid but doesn’t turn around, so Eddie catches up to them.
“You know that old saying, every Barbie needs a Ken so…”
Sailor Barbie finally turns around, and Eddie is shocked to be faced with Steve the Pool Party Ken. Or maybe not a Ken. He’s confused.
Steve is looking at him expectingly, red in the cheeks.
He wets his lips before talking, making them glossier “so…?”
He doesn’t correct Eddie, he doesn’t say “I’m not a Barbie, you idiot”, he doesn’t reject him. He wants him to finish with his cheesy and overused pick up line.
Eddie wonders if he has been a special edition Lucky Ken without realizing it before.
“So, would you be my Barbie?”
Steve giggles, kisses him in the cheek and says “take me to dinner first, then we’ll see” and then, without another word, he’s gone inside the parlor.
Eddie stands there, staring at the door, too shocked to turn around and give Jonathan a “I told you so”.
#aaand now it’s out of my system#I don’t even know what this is#Steve just doesn’t fit with the Ken description#he wants to be a Barbie#Steve and Robin totally jump from one job to another to defeat all the Barbie stereotypes#and Eddie is there to brag that he snatched the best Barbie#with the worst pick up line ever#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steve and eddie#stranger things#steve x eddie#platonic stobin#Robin Buckley
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The thing about the ffvii remakes is that you will enjoy them more if you’ve played the original. You will also hate them more if you’ve played the original. It is impressive.
#I’m never going to be over shinra manor. everything about it sucks ass in rebirth.#where’s the ambience. where’s the suspense. where’s the literally anything.#oh wow cool you’ve put a clusterfuck of furniture everywhere to show the disrepair….cool…? oh you’ve blocked off the stairs.#oh you’ve added. a pristine elevator.#directly next to the entrance.#to ferry you to the plot.#me foolishly: ah maybe in the return visit there will be more#no.#go to the elevator.#endure the worst mini game goofy ass dungeon you’ve ever had the displeasure of experiencing#they quite literally sucked every bit of atmosphere from nibelheim on a level I did not know was possible. holy shit.#like I’m just. in awe.#they don’t even pretend to make it unsettling. they’re just like ‘yup and here’s beloved nibelheim where things are generally chill’#like. they didn’t even do a bad job of portraying the Incident. so why then did they decide to remove all nuance.#WHY IS THERE A HOJO HOLOGRAM THERE TO TAUNT YOU.#Ffvii rebirth spoilers#ffvii#ffviir#final fantasy vii
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Just so all of you know this was based off of this cursed post
Essentially, the Rise Turtles' bird ass feet should be capable of perching on surfaces by curling their toes around them
....as well as picking things up with them
@hatterladz
#tw eyestrain#I actually used to pick shit up with my toes all the time as a child so Mikey is essentially just how my family would've reacted to my shit#this is the by far worst thing I've ever drawn in my life and I'm half tempted to scrub its existence from this mortal plane#but I have a job to do#Rise Leo put those grippers away#disaster twins#my art#system art#rottmnt#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#leo#Leonardo#rottmnt Leo#rottmnt leonardo#rottmnt Mikey#rottmnt Michelangelo#mikey#michelangelo#donnie#donatello#rottmnt donnie#rottmt donatello#leo talks#moots
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job hunting woes 🙃
#fairy tail#lucy heartfilia#my art#almost 6 months since i got laid off and it's the worst#feeling ever to feel mentally#feeling like lucy rn trying to find a job to pay rent (and other things)
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Technically this is the second part to something else but I feel bad the og sketch still gets notes every now and again LMFAOO so as I'm in between projects. I have some ideas for Alcryst Forging Bonds whenever he's added to FEH 👁️👁️
#fire emblem#feh#now is takumi really short or is alcryst really tall? the answer is yes.#the color job is kinda messy but i didn't wanna spend too much time on it LMFAOO#ALCRYST'S ARMOR. IS SUCH A PAIN (don't tell him that though he'll start crying and throwing up)#anyways i think they'd have a lot of fun together. after the initial hurdle both of them leaving a HORRIBLE first impression#like the worst anyone has ever done it. and then the hurdle of takumi scaring alcryst shitless#and then after three other hurdles and one instance of alcryst seeing takumi's kind side and acknowledging it#takumi is just like 'okay yeah i can fix him' and goes ride or die for him.#if they don't have at least ONE convo i will be SO DEVASTATED. there is SO much potential here#not to mention i'm certain some of alcryst's battle lines are a direct ref to takumi's lines (esp crits)#i just think. they need to be besties. like yesterday#fe takumi#alcryst#my art
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