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idswolf · 2 days

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*drops this and runs*

#glamrock freddy #glamrock helpy #michael afton #sun fnaf #moon fnaf #gregory fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf #fnaf au #won’t die au #digital drawing

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spicycinnabun · 1 month

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“Steve, something is wrong with Christofern!” Eddie entered Steve’s room, cradling the potted plant in his arms.

He’d come home after work, ready to greet his bud-dy, but one look at him had made Eddie gasp. His leaves were shriveled up like sad little green raisins. Usually, they were puffed up like oversized Rice Krispies.

Christofern had been Robin’s, originally. It had been in a very sorry state on her windowsill before she’d left for college—a lot worse than it looked now, under Eddie’s care, thank you—and she’d told him, “I honestly can’t stand the thing. You keep it. It sheds worse than my aunt’s Great Pyrenees, and I’m tired of vacuuming. Just don’t throw it out, or Steve might murder you.”

And that had been that.

Christofern didn’t look like a typical house plant. He wasn’t a fern, which Steve kept reminding him. Steve was more practical. He didn’t give his plants names but called them by their designated labels.

Christofern was a Donkey’s Tail, or sedum morganianum, part of the succulent family. That term meant absolutely nothing to Eddie unless it was referring to a big bowl of pasta—he had no idea there was a whole plant category called delicious.

“But maybe he wants to be a fern, Steven,” he’d argued. “Ever thought of that? He doesn’t have to be a succulent just because he was assigned so at birth.”

“You’re fucking ridiculous,” had been Steve’s reply.

At first, Eddie had enlisted Steve’s help purely because he’d wanted his attention, and talking about plants was an easy as hell way to get Steve’s attention. Steve was a very passionate plant dad. But later, Eddie grew to love Christofern, and the trials and tribulations of learning how to care for him were almost like raising his own child.

Christofern had not just one but seven long, thickly spiked green tails. Seven tails. He reminded Eddie of a mutated dragon. He was adorable but occasionally grumpy and high-maintenance, like a certain someone Eddie knew. (Perhaps Christofern was more of a prince than a dragon—a dragon prince?)

If he didn’t get enough sunlight, his leaves shed, and he wilted. If he wasn’t rotated daily, he got yellow and sunburnt. And if he didn’t get enough water…

“I swear I watered him... uh, recently.” When had Eddie last watered him? Not the day before, but maybe Wednesday? Or had it been Tuesday? Shit. Eddie pouted. “I just gave him a drink now, anyway. It’s not too late, is it, Doctor Steve?”

He clasped his hands and watched Steve’s attentive eyes rove over his plant, waiting for the diagnosis.

“Eddie, how could you neglect Christofern like this? I should call Plant Protective Services.” Steve grabbed his hand, startling Eddie and his overactive heartbeat.

He took Eddie’s index finger and pushed it into Christofern’s soil right down to his second knuckle. It felt inappropriate. Eddie made a noise, appalled. “Steven, why are you making me violate Christofern?”

Steve ignored him. “What do you feel? The soil is soaked down there, isn’t it?”

Eddie wiggled his finger. It felt goopy. “Yes,” he admitted.

“You’ve overwatered it,” Steve chastised. “Now, the leaves might rot instead of rehydrating themselves. You’ve got to make sure you don’t drown it. Christofern only needs a moderate amount of water every two weeks, okay?”

“Okay,” Eddie said meekly. “I’m sorry, Christofern.”

Steve pulled his finger out of the soil and gave him a look bordering on amusement. “Leave him with me for a few days, and I’ll get him back to where he should be.”

“Thank you, Doctor Steve. How can I ever repay you?” Eddie imagined repaying Steve with his mouth, his tongue, his hands (after he washed the soil off)…

“You can clean the bathroom,” Steve said.

Eddie’s fantasy shattered. He whined. “Does it have to be that?”

“Yup.”

“Damn it, Steve, just make me suck your dick next time,” Eddie grumbled on his way out.

He missed the way Steve’s jaw dropped.

#fic #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #steddie #steve x eddie #steddie au #roommate au #steddie fic #plant dad steve harrington #crack fic #christofern is their love fern #eddie won’t let it die #🪴

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fistfuloflightning · 10 months

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”Go get Mu-shishu now,” were Luo Binghe’s first words when she entered. It was clear he couldn’t go himself: he was practically wrapped around Ming Fan’s shaking figure, keeping his thrashing limbs pinned down. And everywhere there was so much blood.

“What happened?” she breathed, fishing out a communication talisman and imbuing it with qi, watching it crumble to ash. Mu Qingfang would—hopefully—get it and come to Qing Jing Peak with all haste. But now all they could was wait.

“Qi deviation,” Luo Binghe said shortly. “I found him like this, and I—I don’t know what to do.” His voice stuttered and for the first time he sounded unsure. Ning Yingying was suddenly terrified. How much blood could he lose?

Ming Fan shuddered and pressed his face into Luo Binghe’s shoulder. “Mu-shishu will be here,” Ning Yingying whispered, reaching out to stroke his tangled, bloodied hair. She ached to see him like this.

Luo Binghe’s head was bowed over him and she could see the way his arms tightened around Ming Fan. Everything had changed with Shizun’s death—and the three of them had been left spinning in circles, no longer sure of where they stood with the peak, with each other. Shizun had been what had bound them together—for good or bad—and now he was gone. So she could only imagine what was going through her shidi’s mind, holding someone he had hated and who had hated him in return, and trying to keep him from dying. They were navigating uncharted waters, uncertain of what waited for them.

“Mu-shishu will come.” It sounded less like reassurance and more like a prayer.

#svsss #ning yingying #luo binghe #ming fan #peak lord ming fan #bingfan #I want more of these 3’s friendship #at least in my brain it’s a strange dynamic I’d love to see explored #part of the au where SQQ and LQG both die in the Lingxi Caves and their head disciples are forced to take their positions #ming fan feels pressured to speed up his cultivation so he won’t be a huge burden on the other peaks lords #only to qi deviate when he pushes too far in his desperation #my art #my writing #scum villain #fic idea #svsss art #qing jing’s three stooges

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cleocatrablossy · 4 months

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#my art #it’s mako mermaid au time let’s fucking go. but I ignored the iconic tail design from the show for reasons of fun.#grian #pearlecentmoon #geminitay #impulsesv #jimmy solidarity #goodtimeswithscar #cubfan135 #so pretty much how it starts is: Grian Pearl Gem Impulse and Jimmy are all mermaids. Scar and Cub work at a marine tours/museum type place.#cub’s in the museum area and scar leads diving tours off the mainland. they decide to look around the island to see if there’s anything the #should propose adding to the museum or tours. they spend the night and Scar falls into the moon pool. he gets dragged back to the surface #and figures it was a really weird dream so he and Cub go back to the mainland. meanwhile Gen Pearl Impulse Grian and Jimmy are freaking out #about what to do because a random human just fell into the moon pool during a full moon. they end up getting kicked out of the pod to go fi #this mess. Pearl ends up getting a moon ring from (undecided likely mermaid watcher character) and they end up getting legs via magic.#shenanigans ensue. it’s summer so they’re pretending to be tourists. and no they aren’t trying to track Scar down to kill him. just make hi #not a mermaid anymore. he probably won’t die from it. cub ends up finding out about the whole ‘scar is a mermaid’ thing pretty quickly and #decides to help out. especially with the whole hiding it while doing diving tours thing. more characters do appear but this lot’s the main #cast of the au.#by the way. fishy order is: sand devil shark- epaulette shark- orca(not a fishy)- clown loach- eviota sigillata- and guppy’s

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oobbbear · 2 years

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If Moon dies I'm gonna riot

I have multiple dead moons on this account who are you talking abt

#ask #ghost au #ik you’re talking abt the fish dw he won’t die #at least I didn’t planned to

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dandylovesturtles · 11 months

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Me: Alright I have more than enough story and AU ideas so if we could just pack it in

My brain: Final Fantasy X AU where Mikey is a summoner and Donnie runs away to join the Al Bhed so he can stop his pilgrimage and try to find a way to stop Sin himself.

Me: no-

My brain: Karai and Splinter’s mom were both previous High Summoners

Me: stop this-

My brain: Also Leo is a blitzball player

Me: well that’s obvious, and he and Raph and April are all Mikey’s guardians… WAIT NO-

My brain: Casey Jr is a dream of the Fayth

Me: GOD DAMN IT

#rottmnt #do I even want to tag it lol it can just die #I won’t write this #(probably)#I swear I inevitably think of an FFX AU for every fandom I’m in eventually #it’s just the height of angsty setups #they’re still turtles in this no idea why but honestly who cares

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the-ave · 2 months

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⚠️[HIDING DUE TO BLOOD AND DISTURBING IMAGERY] ⚠️

look at the gif b4 you want to open this.

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were finally found! By you, whoever is reading this, not the rest of Equestria lol

Since they are naturally born alicorns and as the original discoverers of the magical parasite, the virus is not only affecting their bodies much more differently, they technically can’t die from it. But that doesn’t mean the parasites were not going to affect their bodies. More likely permanent.

Because of their illness, they made their leave from Canterlot to a faraway place so that no other pony is infected by them. Sadly, the parasite still managed to spread all in thanks to one of the sister’s tears landing on one of the guards. They can still raise the sun and moon (although the process is extremely painful), using it to ensure that they are still around out there.

poor princesses :(

#my art #princess celestia #princess Luna #mlp #mlp infection au #grimdark #horror #tw blood #tw body horror #yeah idk lore wise I’m pretty sure they can’t die?#cuz they still got to control the day and night cycle from what I know from the show #so because of that I would say the parasite won’t kill them at least #but it can probably kill twilight cuz she was made into an alicorn later so…

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digimonlover09 · 6 months

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Because this has turned into a mini story.

Blue Moon will tell them that they basically made a new lunar. The lunar they first made is dead. They no longer exist. It's been vim remembers nothing of the daycare. They are not the original lunar. No matter how similar they are. They are misplacing a kind gesture on a person who doesn't even know it.

Blue Moon tenses. Still making their statements but looking ready to jump away. Their ribbons glowing more brightly with runes silently being put in place.

Infero is aggressively tugging at his rays, screaming that Lunar is not fucking dead he’s right there! He’s fine, he’s okay, stop fucking saying he’s dead. He’s not a different person just because his memories are gone. He still looked at him the same way as when he first turned on, he still flinches if Infero raises his hand, he’s still the same. There’s still traces of before no matter how fucking hard he tries to erase them. And Blue Moon needs to shut the hell up about it.

#blue moon really does need to stop #infero is gonna have a breakdown and literally explode with star power if they keep talking about this #he won’t die but it’s not gonna be pretty #amphiptere-art #lord’s brother au #rbb au

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cosmicstars08 · 6 months

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Doing a new sketch and dang this looks good.

#digital art #skeleton #undertale au #alternate universe #the great papyrus #underfell #undertale #drawing #art wip #hopefully won’t die in the abyss of my art wips #no this isn’t the full piece it’s some ship art #the great and terrible Papyrus

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idswolf · 1 month

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Gregory needs to run

#vanny fnaf #fnaf secruity breach #fnaf #fnaf au #won’t die au #digital drawing

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merriclo · 7 months

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> from hcau <

yeah i’ve made granny syrup’s design before i’ve made multiple of the main characters’ what abt it

#i actually love that old woman so fucking much. she is everything to me.#she is a badass old lady and i love her dearly #she’s the one character i won’t be tormenting simply bc she’s too cool #well ok that’s a lie bc oracle does die very young but we don’t get that far in hcau #unless i do epilogues which. very likely.#hero’s call au #hcau #hcau spirit #hcau oracle #hcau granny syrup #links meet au #my art

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warriors-ideas · 4 months

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Ravenpaw with High School Is Killing Me, or at least the beginning

🐦‍⬛

#warriors #warrior cats #ravenpaw #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #wc #animation ideas #other’s ideas #ideas #honestly could do a whole npmd au based on the first arc… i say firepaw as peter and sandpaw as steph #graypaw probably as ruth? figuring out the rest is prob gonna take a ton of reconstruction which i won’t do rn… but anyone is free to try #expanding (i might even revisit bc i love npmd lol)

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plutoccult · 5 months

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this won’t be coming out this week like i initially planned, but it will be coming out next week on the 23rd instead!!! i want to finalize some things a little more and give myself a little break afterwards while i have stuff pre-written so i don’t end up burning myself out (both online and irl). it’s gonna be a good one, trust 🫶

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occasionalsnippets · 11 months

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Since MC is pretty much normal to any other anomaly effects that doesn't result in death. Doesn't that mean that there is a way to kind of defeat the MC if you do have knowledge of their powers? Like the ambassador could just kind of freeze the mc's movements so they can't die in any way and probably torture them or stg.

People can not live forever, what good is defeat if it is not permanent?

#mumblings #answered #ask #anon #Anomalous AU #realistically; how long are you going to spend keeping just some guy still without killing them #they won’t live forever; all effects are temporary if they last ‘until death’ as mc will die eventually and be brought before that time

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eloise175 · 2 years

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Penelope as Persephone✨🌸

#el’s fanart #yes another au #no i won’t stop #I hated the flowers #I stayed up until 4am to draw that stupid flower crown #penelope eckart #Penelope as Persephone #vadd Persephone x Hades AU #vadd #villains are destined to die #death is the only ending for a villainess #death is the only ending for the villainess #fanart #traditional drawing #traditional art #my art lol

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fits-like-a-fist-in-the-eye · 10 months

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CHARACTER INTRODUCTIONS!!!!

All this info is from the very beginning of the story! I’ll make more character profiles as the story goes on!

Hamato Raphael:

Age: 13 and three quarters (well… that’s what he thinks he is)

Pronouns: he/him

Height: 6’1

Species: mutant— absolute DNA cocktail, mostly alligator snapping turtle and human

Fun facts: raph is a trans boy, autistic (i mean, as close as a turtle can be to a human diagnosis), and has OSDD (again, as close as he can come to the human diagnosis), though he doesn’t know it yet. can breathe underwater! team medic <3

Hamato Michelangelo:

Age: 11 (as far as he’s aware)

Pronouns: he/him

Height: 5’1

Species: mutant— absolute DNA cocktail, mostly ornate box turtle and human

Fun facts: he’s intersex, but he only finds out at 15 years old lmfao. turtle mutant equivalent of ADHD and probably autism but who knows? pyromaniac. aroace icon!!!

Hamato Donatello:

Age: 12 (twins with leo)

Pronouns: he/him (…or are they?)

Height: 5’9

Species: mutant— absolute DNA cocktail, mostly indian peacock softshell turtle and human, with a very prominent splash of lionfish

Fun facts: autism (again with the human terminology) galore, loves botany, chemistry, mechanics, and coding. can breathe underwater! shy, deadly, and extremely weird. cannot read a map even at gunpoint.

Hamato Leonardo:

Age: 12 (twins with donnie)

Pronouns: he/him and they/them

Height: 5’6

Species: mutant— absolute DNA cocktail, mostly red eared slider and human

Fun facts: PTSD. so much of it. apprentice medic, the best at hiding out of every single character except one. HOH from birth. ADHD (again, human terms). trans boy!

Splinter/ Hamato Yoshi:

Age: 42

Pronouns: he/him

Height: 6’1

Species: mutant— human and grasshopper mouse

Fun facts: represses himself so hard he represses others. absolute piece of shit. he chose this and he deserves what he gets. i hate him so much.

April O’Neil

Age: 14

Pronouns: she/her

Height: 5’

Species: human

Fun facts: autistic, trans girl, she was born without a left hand but completely forgets to do the “can you give me a hand” jokes or the “need a hand?” jokes when she’s wearing her prosthetic. probably hasn’t seen her parents in 2 months because they suck. will be officially adopted as the turtles’ sister

Alistair Phalanx Draxum:

Age: ????

Pronouns: all, but generally prefers he/him

Height: 6’8

Species: dorset sheep yōkai

Fun facts: autistic (again, human terms), genderqueer transmasc, has done genetic experiments but was very ethical about it all, Traumatized, currently a paediatric doctor with a specialty in surgery!

???? (referred to as It):

Age: he’d be around 47 at this point

Pronouns: he/him

Height: 6’1

Species: human

Fun facts: none of his facts are fun.

????:

Age: 12

Pronouns: he/him

Height: 4’11

Species: river/sea kushtaka hybrid

Fun facts: i love him. he’s going to die.

????:

Age: VERY OLD

Pronouns: she/her, it/its

Height: 5’

Species: lynx yōkai

Fun facts: extremely fluffy, wonderful person. saved alistair from himself. basically his mom now. paediatric doctor and therapist (thank god)

#Mock Turtle Soup au #MTS #Soupverse #tmnt oc #tmnt donatello #tmnt leonardo #tmnt raphael #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt fan iteration #rise of the tmnt #tmnt april #tmnt draxum #tmnt splinter #trans character #all the turtles have ptsd i just didn’t mention it for all of them #enjoy your surprise characters they will hurt #mystery boy won’t actually die i prommy

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