Ive recently been obsessed with watching a dude on tiktok raising clutches of snakes

NDJDHSHA???

there’s a weird banging / clicking /ticking ??? noise that runs through my house sometimes and i think it’s just like….the pipes but. like. i’m good. thanks ✌🏼🪦

📚 QUEERBOOK 2024 is hereee! We made a book by and for LGBTQ+ youth! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Last year, we asked LGBTQ+ youth: what's your idea of a "queer utopia?"

Not gonna lie - with more than 150 bills introduced in 35 states in 2023 that aimed to restrict student access to inclusive and diverse books and other library materials, the theme felt pretty radical.

And you DELIVERED. With the help of our Youth Voices (amazing queer youth activists from across the country), we compiled your amazing submissions of poetry, short essays and letters, visual art, photography, and more into Queerbook 2024. Like a yearbook, it captures what queer youth are feeling, going through, and hoping for - right here, right now across the U.S.

It's also no accident that it's the perfect small-ish size to stash in your locker or backpack so you can crack it open any time you're looking for some queer connection. :3

Read some more about the book and grab your own limited-run copy of Queerbook 2024 now here.

Being outside after 5 PM makes me feel like the first character to die in a horror movie

Summary: Maya (an oc by @moonhowler) is brought into the nursery after she regresses for the first time and meets Blake!

Blake was rolling around on the ground, having tummy time in the nursery when the door opened. A girl, looking to be in her 20’s, walked through the door with Charlie following behind her. She had tears still rolling down her eyes and she seemed to be really scared. 

“You’re okay, sweetie. This is just the nursery. That’s Blake, he’s a real sweetheart, don’t worry,”  Charlie had told the woman. This girl was Maya. She had recently deceased and had come into the hotel for a temporary place to stay. She just regressed for the first time and was really freaked out. 

Blake waved and she awkwardly waved back, still clinging to Charlie. She was brought to the bathroom and was changed into a pull-up and onesie by Charlie. Since she seemed really young, she didn’t want to risk any accidents happening.

Walking had seemed to be a struggle for her because Charlie had to carry her out and set her on the floor. 

“Hi, M bwake! Do you wike dinos?” Blake asked right when she was set down. She nodded. Seeing how kind the boy seemed made some of her anxiety slip away. She was still anxious, it was just slightly less than before.

Blake handed her a cartoonish dinosaur figure and held up his. “Rawr!” he said with a pretty quiet voice. He had assumed she wouldn’t like loud noises since she looked pretty overwhelmed. He knew what it was like to be overwhelmed by everything.

“W-wawr..” She barely croaked out. Blake assumed she wasn’t feeling like talking since it sounded really force.

“You dun need ta talk if ya dun wan to,” He said. She smiled and nodded to say thank you. They played dinosaur fight for a bit until both were starting to get sleepy. Charlie decided to let them have a nap and carried both to the cribs. She placed them in separate ones before pulling the railings up and locking them. She silently prayed to her father that Blake wouldn’t have any nightmares this time. It would definitely suck if an already distressed Maya woke up to screaming. Thankfully, they both sleep soundly.

little ; heather ʚ♥︎ɞ

babysitter ; gwen + courtney !

It was another day on TDWT, when suddenly Courtney and Gwen noticed someone was missing from first class. Cody and Sierra were there, leaving only Heather to be missing. “Where could she even be anyways? She couldn’t have gone far on this piece of junk.” Gwen says. Courtney and her go to look around, just to hear sniffles from inside the bathroom.

“Heather?” Courtney says, knocking on the door. “Go ‘way!” She yells. Gwen and Courtney shrug, opening up the door a little tiny bit anyways. If Heather really didn’t want anybody to come in, she would’ve locked the door.

They peak inside to find a sniffling little Heather, sobbing her heart out. “What’s wrong?” Gwen says, bending down to her level. “Jus.. jus go way.. nobody wikes me..” the little girl sniffles, wiping her tears. “Oh Heath, we like you..” Courtney says, holding her hand. Gwen holds onto the other as they walk her out of the bathroom.

Gwen notices her yawning, and picks her up for the rest of the way. Courtney shoos Cody and Sierra out of first class, leaving just them three. “So baby, do you have any little gear?” Courtney questions. Heather points to a bag hidden under one of the chairs; a small pink backpack.

She unzips it to find a paci, a few diapers, a changing mat, a onesie, some toys (and glitter glue of course) and a teether. “Awh, someone regresses to a tiny age, doesn’t she?” Gwen says, getting her changed into a diaper. She lays there, embarrassed they’re doing this for her, but she knows part of her enjoys it.

Heather gets her paci placed in her mouth next, causing her to instantly suck on it, looking content already. “We forgot your onesie Heath!” Courtney says, putting it on and buttoning it up. It was a fluffy cat onesie, it even had footsies and glitter. Heather crawled around, giggling and clapping her hands.

“Hey sweetie, how old are you?” Gwen asks. Heather lifts up 3 fingers before clapping again. “Awh, what a tiny girl!” Gwen says, picking her up and placing her on her lap. Gwen and Courtney grew attached to the little, although they were hesitant at first, part of them sees her as a friend.

Heather noticed there were chips, causing her to spit out her paci and eat them. When Heather was regressed, she was happy for once. She didn’t have a reason to be mean unless she was bullied, she finally felt free to show her emotions. It was her safe space. She was munching away while Gwen and Courtney thought of something to do.

Courtney pulls out an easel with glitter glue, paints, markers, crayons and pencils. “Hey hun, have a blast, alright?” Courtney says, placing her down in-front of the easel. Courtney usually would freak out over the mess, but she held back for the little tiny baby.

Heather ends up making a beautiful sparkly portrait of a cat. “Oh my goodness baby, this is wonderful!” Gwen says, hanging it up in first class. If people made fun of it, Gwen would take blame, it’s so cute seeing such an adorable little babies art hanging up.

Heather yawns a bit, getting Gwen and Courtney’s attention. They lay back a first class chair and hang up a suction cup baby mobile, making noise and spinning around. They get a blanket and lay Heather down, replacing her paci in her mouth. She snuggles close with her pink cat stuffed animal and gently closes her eyes, so grateful for Gwen and Courtney in this very moment.

HAPPY LATE 83rd BIRTHDAY TO ELMER FUDD!!! (2 MARCH 1940)

Elmer Fudd shares his birthday with Porky Pig (something which I admit I didn't know until reciently). Until now, I have encountered many posts that wish happy birthday to Porky, as well as even showing a brief history of the character (which I'm glad to see!), but none for the poor nimrod. Therefore I decided I'll do it, albiet lately. Here's a short history of Elmer Fudd and how he evolved to be the character that we all know and love:

Although Elmer's official appearance is considered to be in Elmer's Candid Camera (2 March 1940), his origins date much further that that.

Many people think that it all started with Egghead, a dim-witted human-like cartoon character, with a bulbous nose and an egg-shaped head, who later evolved into Elmer Fudd but that aspect is somehow debated by cartoon historians.

The true very early version of Elmer Fudd appeared in Little Red Walking Hood (1937). Here, he had a derby hat, small squinty eyes, big reddish noise, a high collar around his neck, a green long sleeve shirt, green pants, and a bald circle-like human head.

After that, he appeared in more shorts throughout the late 30s. In the 1939 cartoon, Dangerous Dan Mac Foo, a new actor, Arthur Q. Brian, voiced Elmer and gave him his well-known speech impediment.

His official first appearance was in Elmer's Candid Camera (2 March 1940), alongside an early version of Bugs Bunny.

In his early cartoons Elmer alternates between being a hunter, like in A Wild Hare (1940), or a mild-mannered fellow who "wikes wabbits" and wants to adopt or take pictures of them, before Bugs drives him insane (Elmyra Duff, his counterpart in Tiny Toon Adventures, might be inspired by this version of him).

For a short period of time, between 1941-42, Elmer Fudd was given a new design, making him a heavy-set, beer-bellied character, patterned after Arthur Q. Bryan's real-life appearance, and still chasing Bugs (or vice versa). The audiences didn't like him however, so the slimmer version of the toon returned for good.

In the 50s, three gems of cartoons came out today known as the Hunting Trilogy: Rabbit Fire (1951), Rabbit Seasoning (1952), Duck! Rabbit, Duck! (1953). These cartoons solidified Elmer's reputation as a hunter and his dynamic with Bugs and Daffy

Elmer's official role became the one of a hunter and foil for Bugs Bunny. Even today Elmer Fudd is considered to be Bugs' classic nemesis, despite the fact that the wabbit has had many more enemys throught history (such as Yosemite Sam, Daffy Duck, Wile E. Coyote, Marvin the Martian or Taz). Traits of his character solidified such as his gulibillity, short attention span, short temper and mild manners. The duo is such a classic that in the late 1950s cartoon, Bugs' Bonnets, in which the two of them try on different hats. This leads to a mayhem that ends with matrimony.

The only time Elmer won against Bugs was in Hare Bush (1956), where they swich roles

Elmer also played other roles such as Cupid in The Stupid Cupid (1944), which also starred Daffy Duck

He appeared in the 1990s series, Tiny Toon Adventures as Elmyra's mentor and a teacher at Acme Looniversity

He didn't play a huge role in either Baby Looney Tunes (2002) or The Looney Tunes Show (2011), but he did appear in a lot of episodes in Looney Tunes Cartoons (2020) as one of Bugs' main antagonists. This time however, he doesn't have his usual shotgun, due to the increase in gun violence in America.

So... as I was saying, HAPPY 83rd BIRTHDAY ELMER FUDD!!!!<33

I can't cwaim that I enjoy this

Covewing for a towtuwed boy

That's swowwy tiwed of aww his toys

His wiwes and woes wing wike white noise

And I know that it's hawd to see

My whyme behind the entwopy

But if he'd just once humow me

He'd see we need to wive wife wogicawwy

Why are you doing the entire song... It just keeps getting worse...

Further out of context OOC quotes from last session's combat:

"[chanting] BAD HORSE TIME. BAD HORSE TIME. BAD! HORSE! TIME!" ("Uhm, guys, DM said it was a great horse, actually.")

"The tree is my best friend now, though. Like, I'm sorry, but this tree is my new best friend. I love the tree." [noises of assent]

"Daylight? Moonbeam? [gasp] She has the power of the dayman and the nightman!"

DM: "Next up is......the new guy." [in the voice of a very vexed child] "Nooooe, I don't wike the new guy. >:| Send him home!" DM: "No :) He's going to attack Kolton, who he's got advantage on..." Players: [like a chorus of three-year-olds who have been told playtime is over] "Noeeeee. :("

what is your favorite disney fact or facts?

hi anon tysm i am going to infodump!!!

sooo disney (in all forms, history, parks, movies etc)

has been my lifelong special interest... like literally no other spinterest has succeded my disney spinterest.

so naturally, i am vv autistic abt it and have many autistic thoughts on it..

below the cut i have listen only a very small fraction of them. enjoy 💖💖 ^._.^

(it deleted so i have to retype everything... :( )

☆ GOATS !!!

i love the disney goats a normal amount!!!

five legged goat 🐐 is vv cute....

look at him i wuv him... he's just a little guy....

he has five legs!!! i do not know why... he is the only goat with 5 legs.. all his siblings have 4...

DYNAGOAT!!!???!!??!?!!!!

LOOK AT HIM HES SO!!!

no, silly billy, don't eat the dynamite

when i went to disneyland last summer and i rode big thunder and i saw him i screamed so loud ( loud indoor voice level, i am vv quiet)

KILIMANJARO SFARI 🐐 <- WOAG IS A TINY GOAT!!

ANYWAY LOOKieeee look at themmm

there are sooo many.... i once counted 20.. they jump around and are sk cute i think they are 7 inches tall v cute u wuv them they make cute noises

i refuse to talk abt rafikis planet watch goat rubbing i dont wike it..

☆ HAUNTED MANSION !!!

out of all things disney, this is probably the thing i have been most autistic about the longest

it was a spinterest all on it's own..

anywya CONSTANCE MOTHERFUCKING HATACHAWAY???

okay i could tqlk abt her alone for hours

constance is what you would call a classic instance of a balck widow bride. she marries rich guys and them kills them after the wedding and inherits all their money. yk with a hatchet.. like in her name. she is vv cool i strive to be like her (<- kidding).

leottaaaa is cool sure i prefer little leota

HURRY BAAACK HURRRRY BAAAACKKK!! BE SURE, TO BRING YOUR.. DEATH! .... CERTIFICATE.... IF YOU DE-CIDE TO JOIN !US! . MAKE !! FINAL !! ARRANGEMENTS NOW ,,, WE'VE BEEN... DYING (GIGGLE) TO HAVE YOU HAHAHAAAAGAAA GIGGLE GIGGLE

I CAN QUOTE ALMOST THE ENTIRE RIDE. ...

THE MUSIC IN THIS RIDE (INSTRUMENETALS) GO HARD

☆ TOWER OF TERROR !!!

I LOVE OT SO MUCH unfortunately you get no facts for this one... they're for me only....

did u know hotels with dark secrets r my favourite trope ever....

☆ MISC !!!

I LOVE VERY MUCH -> NEWSIES, FROZEN BROADWAY, TANGLED THE SERIES DUCKTALES BIG HERO 6 THE SERIES ELENA OF AVALOR MUPPET BABIES DARK!WING! DUCK! ETC ETC

☆ MUPPETVISION-3D !!!

i can also quote the entirety of thjs

STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS AT ONCE!! WELL WHAT KIND OF FOOLISHNESS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SIR?

WHAT A MOVING MOMENT-- YEAH I WISH THEY'D MOVE IT TO PITTSBURGH

PIGGYS RENDITION OF DREAM A LITTLE DREAM

BEAN BUNNY !!!!

I HATE WALDO!! THOUGH!!! I HATE THAT STUPID THING SO MUCH!!!

AND AT NO POINT WILL WE BE STOOPING TO ANY CHEAP 3D TRICKS! (THEY DO JUST THAT)

ANYWAY!!! THAT IS ALL FOR NOW!!! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY GOING CRAZY WITH IT AND I HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE

anyeay again tysm for asking!!! have a great week!!!

"OMF."

Willy opened his mouth wide, only to gently bury his teeth in the tender skin of the large swine he came across. He didn't actually bite Smudge nor break his skin with his teeth, just- nibbling on him. With his concerningly-foamy saliva dribbling down from the poor pork's side.

"Mphmphmoph. Phat. Phhhhhh...phat . Yew wook wike one ofhmph me olde dowctwors."

(( Random af starter because YES. in the mood to write a feral fox man ))

- @viciouslyfilthy

Smudge froze, letting out a startled noise that sounded a bit like SNORNK. He didn't dare move, feeling the stranger nibbling on him like a dog's chew toy.

"Smudge, I have some apple rinds for you- what on EARTH?!"

And there was Annalise, a dropped basket of red apple rinds at her side.

"Are you EATING Smudge?!"

i've been listening to your spotify playlists a lot and they're wonderful, i've discovered so many new artists through them and i gotta ask, do you have any more recommendations? any favorite artists, anything you want to share that didn't make it on the blorbo playlists, any old or recent favorites? i always love discovering new music and your taste is impeccable!

ok tumblr crashed when i was answering this so i’m gonna try to run through this again because it’s getting late

tldr a lotta songs i just found either 1) typing words in the search bar to steal songs from already-made playlists (<- guy who typed “cannibalism” in the bar to fill the farkhad and threefold bullet and then didn’t find anything bc everything was too edgy and/or sexual and not sensual enough) Or 2) by the algorithm, just clicking on stuff it offered me when i was making playlists. i'm going to recommend here songs i. actually listen to outside of playlists so like stuff i put when i'm driving so no breakcore Pure Noise grinding 7hrs ambient drone none of that. if you scour through the playlists you might find things that fit this bill, more likely in the ship playlists because they're not as #conceptual. ok let's go

folk/folk-ish kuznets and matushka by sny salamandry curses and metaphors by crane wives trup nevesty by green apelsin myshonok by lampabikt

electro/electro-ish vizdoravlivay skorey and krov na tanspole by mujuice imla by casa ukraina [electrofolk] obsessed with you by the orion experience [fun. poppy. dancing. sexual. to me it's andrey modern au "nasty little thottie" song. it's so fun tho makes you jiggle]

edgy teen behavior: LINE by downward saint bernard by lincoln

fuck it we ball: na obratnoy storone luny by fleür entirety of black hill's discography at this point bestie

addon: throwing stuff and seeing what sticks also because spotify won't let me copy and paste from desktop and i had to use my phone and copy links over so youll excuse me

anne sylvestre (french singer, childhood...)

versailles (the visual kei band. yes. i recommend Amorphous, Brave, Catharsis, Judicial Noir, Masquerade, Truth, Serenade and Reminescence)

system of a down. fuck it we ball.

powerwolf. i wike Bête du Gévaudan and Sanctified with Dynamite.

jupiter (visual kei againnn, check out Decadence, Scarlet, forever with you and heaven's atlas)

kanon wakeshima (cello player, check out album Shinshoku Dolce and Heroine Syndrome, Kuroneko to Pianist no Tango and celmisia on her album Lolitawork Libretto)

check out Wolf and It Gets Better by AlicebanD

Adolf

>"Wet go of fwuffy or giff biggest poopies!" >"Shuddup." >weary, your head aching, you've had it with this thing. you give it a hard slap on the ass. >"wahhhhhhhhhhhhh! meanie hooman huwt fwuffy!" >"I'll do worse than that if you don't SHUT UP." >sobbing to itself, the fluffy finally quieted down but it still strained against the makeshift leash >"Where to?" >"Rendezvous a kilometer up the road. From there we drive to the airfield, then fly to London." >"Then home." >"Damn right." >"Thank god." >Parker stared at the fluffy pony, trying to take in its bright red coat and white mane. It was like a walking, talking piece of candy. >talking. that was what none of the guys could get over. this freaky thing TALKED. >"And they just found it down there?" >"It was eating a plate of spaghetti..." >"SKETTIS?" >"Shut the fuck up! Anyway, yeah... they found a couple of Picassos, a bunch of gold, and this... thing." >"It looks like a little horse." >"Calls itself a fluffy pony. I'm no expert, but my dad was a country vet... this thing seems to have aspects of rabbit, pony, dog, even... human components." >"Those sick fucks." >"Well, maybe, maybe not." >the two men continued up the road, anxious to get to the pickup site. >"They were dabbling in all sorts of weird shit. Occultism. Witchcraft. One guy said they had religious artifacts... like a piece of the true cross and shit." >"So?" >"So they're messing with all sorts of forces they can't control. True, they could have bred this thing... but maybe it came from... someplace else." >"Huh." >they walked in silence a bit further. the fluffy, no longer able to control itself, finally started in with the complaining again >"NU WIKE WEASH! WAN SKETTIS! NU WIKE MEANIE HOOMANS! GIFF POOPIES!" >it turned, raising its tail... but an experienced solider like you is always on alert. you nimbly side-step the spray of foul feces that emitted from the creature's rear end >"Missed me, idiot." >"wahhhhh! nu faiwr!" >"Dammit, man, shut that thing up!" >"Sorry, sir." You smack the crap out of the fluffy, whacking its rear end and then a couple of shots upside its head >"Fucking quiet down or I'll beat the holy hell out of you..." >you brandish a stick, which immediately freaks out the pony. >"nu wan sowwy stick! fwuffy sowwy! fwuffy sowwy!" >"What're you gonna do when you get back?" >"There's a diner up the street from my parents house that makes the best chocolate cream pie in the world. I'm eating an entire one of those motherfuckers myself... I remember..." >*ping!* >the telltale ricochet of a bullet interrupted Parker's story. instinctively you both duck behind a large rock, yanking the fluffy with you >"GAK! nu wike weash!" >"SHUDDUP!" >Parker glanced around, finally spotting a lone sniper in a tree a hundred feet away. >signaling to each other, you ready your guns... >and the fluffy pony gets loose. >motherfucker. >panicking, the ridiculously-colored animal bolts into the road. bullets pop into the dirt around it, causing it to panic more >"eeeee! eeeee! nu wike woud noises! wan go home! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" >the sniper temporarily distracted, you and Parker light him up with your rifles. the body falls from the tree, lifeless >"I'm gonna kill this piece of shit... giving us away... I don't give a good goddam what the scientists say. They can escort this retard themselves." >you leap at the fluffy, unleashing a bevvy of punches and kicks at it. it howls and cries the whole time, pathetically begging you to stop. out of breath, your muscles aching, you finally let up. the pony lays on the ground, broken and bleeding >"Wan die..." >Parker, with an angry grimace on his face, walks up and pops a bullet into the pony's chest. it dies, still trying to mutter something about hurties or owies or its momma or whatever the fuck. >"What did you see, sir?" >"Damn shame... enemy got a hold of the fluffy and beat it up, then used it as a shield. Had to put a bullet through it to get them." >"Yep. That's what I saw, too." >thankfully, the troop transport was just another few hundred feet away. sticking the pony's remains in an extra sack, you and Parker manage to drag your tired bodies over. >"The hell's that?" mutters a grizzled sergeant, chewing on an old cigar. >"Hitler's fluffy pony. It... didn't make it." >"I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds like you boys need a drink." >"Goddam right we do." >the troop carrier pulls away. you silently thank God and the saints for delivering you from this hellhole. in a matter of hours, Germany would be far behind and you'd be headed home. >with a dead fluffy pony. but still home. >fucking Hitler.

I wikes makin smol noises when m feelin tiny and snuggling into something like my big galaxy squishymellow

*I shake my head, stop hitting my head and plug my ears* "nuh!! No wike da noise is makes!! NUH!!!!!!" _Lynxie

Oh! I'm sorry, Lynxie. I didn't mean to upset you more...

Would a weighted blanket or noise cancelling headphones help?

*heas shake* "no wike da noise!!!" *i frown and push mysef to the ground* "mhhh!!!!!!!" _Lynxie

*gives noise cancling headphones* its ok..

just had the scariest fucking combination of nightmares ever.

the first one was i was pushing a car down my old street and a fucking snake was chasing after me

then i “woke up” and was in the place im in now and felt like a snake was wrapping around my shoulders and something was grabbing me and some doll was fucking watching me through the gap in my little tent. so i screamed at it and it left and my mom said she heard hissing then there were more creepy dolls and shit so i hit them all

then i heard bunch of weird scary shit and our door to our storage area was wide open and i looked down and saw my mom and had a bad feeling it wasn’t her so i shut the door and turned the light off. she was upstairs w me so i told her and she said “that’s obviously not me im right here” and we heard a noise and she was at the door opening it IT WAS SO CREEPY AND I JUST WIKE UP AND HAVE THE CHILLS SO BAD BUT IM ALSO SWEATING HELP

i have weird dreams and nightmares all the time but this one actually scared me shitless.