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boigyu · 16 days

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idol au where you have heeseung as your phone wallpaper and accidentally show it on live

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hisgirlboyfriend · 14 days

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missing his touch even though I've never felt it

remembering the feeling of his lips on mine but it had never been more than a dream

I miss him so much it hurts, I feel it in my soul. I love him more than life itself. He is my everything. I can't wait to hold him

#<3 #oh wow greys being gay again #who woulda thought #mlm love #mlm thoughts #mlm yearning #yearning

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omniscientoranges · 11 months

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AND SOMEHOW IT'S FUCKING TOMGREG WITH THE BUZZER BEATER WIN

#WHO WOULDA THOUGHT #succession #succession spoilers #gina.succ #tomgreg #100+

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monstrousmuse · 3 months

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“I Don’t Want To Die Alone”

hurts because this is something that humans are meant to be afraid of. Mere mortals. Bill is not immune to feelings of existential dread and it shows.

This is another reason as to why I cannot wait to get my greedy little hands on the BoB; I need more insights into his perception of reality, his worldview and unfiltered stream of consciousness. The things he doesn’t realise he is revealing to us consequent of simply being given the chance to write it all out.

This, of course, gives a whole other layer of…meaning to “TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING”. If the passage of time is halted, then no living thing will ever age, nothing will change, and Bill can remain the “Host (of the party) that never dies” for all eternity. He will have (questionable) company, he will have entertainment, he will never be alone.

Seriously. Ford’s infamous “From now until the end of time” must have been like the Elixir of Life for him…

#gravity falls #bill cipher #stanford pines #ford pines #billford #the book of bill #book of bill #character analysis #just some random thoughts #valentines day #who woulda thought #that we would have been treated to such a tragedy?

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thatsouthernstate · 4 months

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Andrew Scott on The Hollywood Reporter’s Actors Roundtable via THR’s TikTok

#andrew scott #coleman domingo #robert downey jr #paul giamatti #thr roundtable #the hollywood reporter #tell em Andrew!#look at him getting all friendly with rdj 🥹#who woulda thought #also starting a petition to have Andrew and Coleman star in something together #i need it!

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sethcohnn · 9 months

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PROMO: Jughead Jones and Veronica Lodge in the Riverdale series finale

#let’s do this one last time #they're really thriving in the last episode #who woulda thought #jeronica #riverdale #riverdale spoilers #jughead jones #veronica lodge #vughead #jughead x veronica #veronica x jughead

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agnosticmoney · 14 days

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what if they kissed man

idkkkkk what if yk

(pulled from scrapped sketches for late night post yippiee!!! i will have a breakdown i think i likebthem🧍🏽🧍🏽🧍🏽🧍🏽🧍🏽)

#margo kess #margo atsv #spider byte #gwen stacy #gwen atsv #spider gwen #ghostbyte #they are fruity..?????🙀🙀🙀🤯🤯🤯🤯#who woulda thought #who would have thunk

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gaykey · 2 days

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i'm actually getting anon hate from lil freaks......guys....................

#wow #who woulda thought

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carrotcakecrumble · 3 months

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WIP snippet tag

Thanks to @mademoiselle-red for the tag!!!

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I turn, rest my bottom against the dull, hard curve of the sink basin, fold my arms. My hips are the focal point, pushed out in front of me so they jut. He’s looking, so I pretend not to notice. I wish my pyjama trousers weren’t quite so bobbly.

“What do you want to do today?” I ask. I leave the tear streaks, pink and lustrous as I hope they are, on my cheeks. Some of it’s partly from not wanting to bring the attention that wiping them away would bring, partly because I like the drama of them. Why was I crying? Dramatic little queer. That’s why. That’s who I am. It’s what I do. Look at me.

“Sky’s a trifle grey. Maybe we could have an inside day,” he says. He’s foaming his chin up with white shaving cream, pressing into me and leaning past my shoulder to examine himself in the mirror. He smells dull and muted, hardly even there beneath the bright spring-like tang of the soap. I lick a line of it clean, just next to his ear. It tastes sour and chemically, feels slapstick. It’d make a good scene in a film. Or, no, he turns his head and presses his face against mine and whispers ‘behave’ and all of a sudden there’s a twinge in my stomach and I’ll do anything for him. My lips and nose and chin and somehow my left eyelid are imprinted with his shaving foam and the dull, prickling sensation of his stubble. That’d make a good scene. That’d make a really good scene. One of those suggestive, ephemeral, homo-erotic ones I obsess myself with catching out when I go to the pictures. He turns away again and re-loads the brush, filling in the gaps on his face with scratchy-sounding little swirls.

“And do what?” I ask. He drops the foam brush and pinches his razor from the tooth-mug, swishing it beneath the tap.

“S’your home,” he says, puckering his lips to the side, combing the razor over his cheek. The cream skin underneath is revealed like a stroke of paint, “you’ll know better than I.”

“Well,” I lean close, breath hot air onto the sensitive, freshly naked skin, “I know what I want to do.”

He doesn’t react, I wait but there’s nothing, not even a glance. Maybe he didn’t understand.

“Are your people in?” He asks, quite matter-of-factly.

“Couldn’t say.”

“Well, not if they’re in,” so he understood. He just didn’t care.

I lean my face against his unbuttoned pyjama shirt, pat it dry with soft, rolling movements of my neck. A bit like a nuzzling kitten, milk dripping from it’s whiskers. His milk. It excites me just to think the words.

“They hardly care,” I say.

“Of course they care,” he snaps, “or would. If they knew.”

Now he looks at me. Looks down at me, a bit the same as last night. So much the same, in fact, that I can almost feel him inside me again. Smothering me, consuming me, changing me. His eyes are colder, now. More blood back to his brain instead of his cock. Cold eyes filled with cold blood.

“Christian,” he says, low, “they can’t know. You’ll never tell them.”

It’s not a question, but the hard fix of his stare makes me answer anyway.

“Never. I never would. Anyone. I’d never tell anyone,” my face is dry, so I just lean my head against his piercing shoulder bone. I’ve found myself, just recently, doing this. Impaling myself onto all his sharp edges. He has a lot of them, a lot of vertices. He’s an irregular prism of bones to bruise myself with. His shoulder cuts in just below my cheek bone and quietly, breathing in the smell of soap and lingering spearmint, I add, “as long as you’re mine.”

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Tagging: @renaultphile @spudodell @ishipallthings (if you want to <33)

#it’s a toxic hazell and Ralph fic what a surprise #who woulda thought #me???? never #the charioteer #ralph lanyon #tc hazell #fics #fic wip #tag game

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antiyourwokehomophobia2 · 2 months

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Can I get your take on the designs of the female vs male characters? It seems like all the male characters get a gimic or a theme to their character and the females are all just 'demonic lady' except for that one dinosaur woman. Charlie is my fav but I agree with you there's really nothing there in the show to latch on to. Its a shame the female characters are being ignored for the sake of the imo less interesting men. Also I feel like the only person in the world who likes Mimzys entrance

You know it's actually super funny you send this in because I've recently been thinking about what Charlie is supposed to be. Seeing fanart of her can sometimes lead me to uncanny valley. Why does she look like a clown? This wouldn't be an issue if it weren't for the fact that that's straight up just her skin lmao. However, in her case, it makes sense that she has a "bland" design because she's the MC. the audience stand in. I can see why she doesn't look like a chimera. I'm not sure why all the other female characters look bland though. It'd be nice if we got a female alastor. This ask made me think about the fact they really are just demon ladies lmao. Where's my harpy? Listen, I'm a freakfem at heart. Give me a serpent lesbian and I'll watch this show til the end.

#Love that I keep getting hazbin asks #Who woulda thought

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animationismycomfort · 4 months

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thinking about that one blog that lied to several people while pushing their hateful anti mspec lesbian bull

#apparently people aren’t out to get you every second of every day #who knew #and bi lesbians aren’t people trying to ruin/make fun/mock lesbians #who woulda thought #and mspec lesbians aren’t trying to invade the community wow what a shocker #my stuffy stuff #lgbt #mspec #anti exclusionist

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farthertothemoon · 1 month

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NAHHH that's wildddd it actually works

#snz #snzblr #not snz #who woulda thought #i just wanted to see what would happen #moonrambles #moonwalk&talk

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mejcinta · 1 month

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Stephen Dillane and Ty Tennant sharing a birthday, feeding my Stannis/Aegon parallels. Kings by tradition and law, at war with their siblings, holding down Dragonstone. 👀👀🔥

#who woulda thought #aegon ii targaryen #stannis baratheon #fire and blood #hotd

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goldendunite · 3 months

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“I dunno what I’d done if he’d hurt you, either…”

…Dunite gets the idea that it’d probably involve a certain halberd.

It's unfortunately normal. Somehow Hexe and he are a thing and, a lot of her violence is through him now... lots of "if you love me you'll do this for me" typa shit. It's awful. They're a terrible 'couple', she doesn't even love him. And he's an asshole but- that's still really fucked for him to be in that situation regardless.

He always had a temper, once Hexe showed up though it got way worse... being King just really got to his head. And with Icia gone.... ughhhhhh. *she slumps down and sits on the ground, staring at her feet in front of her.*

This place sucks.

#oop #bombshell #OH MY GOD ITS A FUCKED UP RELATIONSHIP #WHO WOULDA THOUGHT #glitteringspells #thecosmosask

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stargarland · 1 year

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was hoping fifa would have invented a new rule by today to make both chelsea and real madrid lose and get knocked out of the tournament but i’m disappointed by the organization yet again

#sigh sigh sigh #who woulda thought

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cloud-somersault · 19 hours

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Dude I'm just gonna say this, "the constellations within us" literally changed my life. My sincerest apologies for the rant but I can't stress enough how much constellations changed me and my writing, and sorry if this barely makes sense, english isn't my first language(sorry!) and after rereading "axis" i'm too excited to think properly.

Before I read constellations (or any of your works) I was too scared to post any of my fics because I was super insecure about my writing, but It wasn't until I read constellations when I finally found the courage to post my stuff rather than have it rot in my docs, and I can't thank you enough for helping me find the courage to show off my writing, no matter how insecure I was about it at the time. Constellations gave me a push in the right directions, if it wasn't for your writing, I still would've been too scared to write, and I wouldn't have improved at all.

before I knew of your works I didn't really have direction with my writing (if that makes any sense?), I didn't know what I wanted people to feel in my writing, I just kinda wrote in a really bland way and I honestly hated my style because it just wasn't hitting correctly, but when I did get around to reading your stuff it just kinda snapped in my brain, your writing set off a switch in my head and I realized at that moment 'oh my great sage, this is literally peak', I wanted my writing to deliver the same amount of emotion that yours does, like I wanted to FEEL my writing like I do yours.

in that one chapter of "the constellations across our bodies" where Mk attempts to confront Macaque (I, for the LIFE of me can't remember which chapter it was) I was at the end of my seat, (literally, I almost fell off) I can't express in words the dreadful feeling in my gut I felt, and I can keep going on and on about how your fics heavily influenced some of my hcs and the portrayal of Shadowpeach in my works.

I've found myself studying your works on more than one occasion, and after realizing what made your writing so gosh darn good and applying to my writing, I've realized how much my writing has improved; I don't think I've ever felt happier with my writing, and I can't thank you enough, really, thank you so much for being such a good writer.

ALL of your fics make me kick my feet in the air and giggle like a little girl.

I consider you to be one of my favorite writers like ever, but at the same time, I'm just wondering what in the world possessed you to write such a genuinely POWERFUL fic? Constellations is one of the BIGGEST inspirations for any of my works, and I fully blame this fic for the nearly 80k words worth of unpublished Shadowpeach fics I've written at like 11 pm hidden deep in my Google docs. If it wasn't obvious enough, I am in LOVE with your writing style, every time I am blessed by your writing appearing on my Ao3 I will inevitably end up writing at LEAST 20k more words on what ever fic i'm working on.

And again, thank you so, so for being such an amazing writer and for being one of the most influential people in my writing journey, I am forever grateful for the pure, unbridled talent that I, and several others, have had the chance to witness, keep up the good work, and I pray the Ao3 author's curse doesn't reach you anytime soon!

stay safe, and hope you have an amazing day/night!!

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WOW what a sweet ask!! 🥺💖😭💖🥺💖 I am literally in shock, thanks so much for typing this out and sending it!!!

I am beyond happy that something that I wrote inspired you enough to share your work with others. Sometimes, all it takes is one last little push for us to take the plunge and start our writing journey into the world. I'm so happy you gained that confidence from reading my fic. I don't think there's a higher honor for a fic author, so thank you for telling me!!

I absolutely know what you mean when you say you weren't sure what you wanted to convey in your writing. I've been doing this a long time, so I know most of the writer hurdles and bumps. And I remember posting my first story and how I was unsure of what story I wanted to tell and what I wanted people to feel. It's difficult to decide on a tone for a piece of fiction, but more than that, it's deciding what story you want to tell and share.

If nothing else, remember that when you write, you're putting yourself on that page, a piece of yourself. When you post it for others to read, you're sharing a part of yourself. That's why it can be difficult to take critique. This...self-expression through literature is a state of vulnerability. But good things come from that, too, and it can be a lot of fun thinking about what part of yourself you want to share with others.

When I wrote Constellations, I wanted to share many things. I wanted to tell many stories. But, I think, more than anything, I wanted to emphasize the importance of the connections people have with others. It's something I have to remind myself often. I didn't value and treasure the connections I had before...now that I've grown and matured, I'm reevaluating the connections that I want to protect and nurture versus the ones that are harmful to me.

I wanted constellations to be a reminder of that. that...there are some connections that are worth fighting for and protecting, and worth putting that extra effort into.

But, I think more than that, I just wanted to write shadowpeach in my style. Never underestimate the power and motivation or spite and wanting so badly to see a couple portrayed in a way that you're not seeing 😭

This ask is so sweet, and there's so much I could say, but I want you! to know this. When I was starting out, I was unsure but I was also having fun! Writing should be fun first of all, and I'm still having fun. Never forget; this is a hobby, and it should be fun for you. It should give you energy or uplift you.

As you continue to write and read and develop your own style, let yourself be influenced by other pieces of media. The more you write, the more you'll develop a style that's uniquely yours. And once you've done that? Well, there's nothing you can't do.

Thank you for reading my works and finding joy in them! That's super important to me. This ask made me remember...I wouldn't have started writing if it weren't for fanfic writers posting their fic and sharing it. They inspired me to write. They gave me courage. To know that I've done that for you? Is like. Phenomenal. I'm so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've come full circle. I guess my character arc is finished.

Thank you so much again! And good luck on your writing journey, and don't lose heart! At the end of the day, always remember: only you can write the stories in your head. No one else can do it with the same glamor, pizzazz, passion, intent, and love that you can.

I'll see you on ao3, friend! 💕

#ask #constellations fic #how sweeeet. also life goal complete i guess LMFAO #man i really did see myself in this ask alot. i remember that exact feeling of being inspired by older authors in fandom #i wanted to be just like them....and now i AM THEM?? WHAT #damn...started from the bottom now i'm here #writing about gay monkeys #who woulda thought

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