Uuuhhhh, eeerremmmm. I’m, okay. I- I uhhhhhhh. 😬😮‍💨🫣🥴🥺😱🤔😵‍💫😵🧐🧐🧐

Still processing the end of ahsoka but my only question, my one concern,

WHY WAS THERE NO ASHLEY ECKSTEIN CAMEO????!!!! DID SHE NOT ENDURE SO MUCH HATE AT THE BEGGINGIN OF CLONE WARS AND VOICE HER FOR YEARS AND GIVE SO MUCH EMOTION LOVE AND LIFE TO THE ORANGE SPACE WIZARD WE ALL LOVE FOR HER NOT TO EVEN BE IN ONE SCENE ONCE?

TG: you know your cats gonna eat you when you die

TT: Yes, but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. Let him be.

Okay. Give Sabine a lightsaber? Nice. I can dig it. Mandalorians have a long history of using (one particular) lightsaber to great effect regardless of Force sensitivity. Plus lightsabers are cool and I support characters being as cool as possible.

Give Sabine the FORCE suddenly in a moment of great need? When she's NEVER before even once exhibited Force sensitivity despite training with the Darksaber with Kanan and Ezra, in which situation NO ONE ever so much as suggested "hey Sabine, you might be Force sensitive"? Over 4 entire seasons of TV? When she's NEVER before even once exhibited Force sensitivity despite apparently training with Ahsoka for some time? No. That's coolness over continuity, and it's sloppy.

I mean this in the kindest way I can say it; if Klaus dies for real and they try to pull the "It's ok, he's with Dave now." I'm gonna be so pissed.

I've seen it suggested and like...look Klave is cute af, but ffs let Klaus live and move forward and find someone new. Dave was and will always be the first person who showed Klaus that he is worthy of being loved, but he shouldn't be the last.

Klaus deserves to live a life and have a future filled with possibility.

If they're determined to stick with Klave, the only way I'll accept it is if Dave is somehow resurrected. I'm cool with that. I'm not cool with Klaus 'dying for real' and it being justified because of a ship.

the silly creatures, I sure hope they don’t experience the horrors !

dave "the only touch i know is my older brother's violence" strider and jade "i've long forgotten what the touch of another human being's felt like" harley both being lonely best friends struggling with their touch starvation but maneuvering through it and healing from it with each other's guidance and company

i think rosemary would have a cold war when getting ready for their wedding. as in they love each other. they do want to get married (as much as any...what. they were 17 or whatever in the credits?) can but I think looking down the barrel of commitment makes rose start to tweak about completely unimportant things like the floral arrangements and its like 9 pm 3 hours before their last chance at cancellation with no fees or delay to the service and she's like Kanaya my dear I will not let you ruin our sacred union with those centerpieces. Have you even thought about how'd they'd look against the tablecloth. we'd have to burn the photographs. we'd have to turn people away at the door before they saw. and kanaya is like Lalonde Why Are You Fucking With Me On This

my favorite genre of stickvin fanarts are the ones where Henry or Charles are staring longingly at each other and Ellie just looks at them like 🤨🏳️‍🌈? the Yaoi Detector ™ . She knows what they are

NOT THE YAOI DETECTOR

not me popping back on here with a post after months of semi-inactivity (uni is being a bitch) just to reiterate how much i love writing the pahkitew island cast.

aside from sammy and amy (obviously), literally everyone else can be shipped with one another and it'd make sense to some degree, like it takes skill to create a group of people so inherently shippable (platonically and/or romantically) and ofc the writers didn't know it they just shoved a bunch of random ppl together and dusted their hands off on it but fr tho 😭

(yeah im planning out my leonave 'stranger things inspired' au, and the gears are turning, and i forgot just how much i love writing for this dumbass group)

(i swear im working on the next chapter of a guide to surviving the apocalypse too)

bro you cant just steal his shirt he's gonna get cold thats so fucked up

People who have never watched Timeless, pick two characters to ship based on personal preference. Comment below.

If you have watched, point at two with your eyes closed or use a random number generator. 😂 Enjoy your new ship.

I love dave lister and i dont say it enough. He’s brilliant.

MEENAH: i wish couples that are like "tall calm buoyfrond" and "short anxious gillfrond who cant order her own food" were oppressed

MEENAH: n dont even think about respondin with "me and jakey!!! 🥺" i hope jakey dies

ARANEA: Hi! I'm an AFA8 en8y with major social anxiety and my partner is an AMA8, masc-presenting en8y who 8a8ies me appropriately. I know this is talking a8out str8 couples, 8ut you can't tell 8y just looking.

ARANEA: You can't tell my partner and I are non8inary just 8y looking. Str8-passing queer couples exist and don't deserve h8 just for appearing str8. Str8 couples can even have queer individuals involved; one or 8oth could be 8inary trans, or one or 8oth could 8e 8i.

MEENAH: i hope nonbinary jakey also dies

ok but I get closer & closer to writing dave york as a pyramid head monster because it would work so well??

pyramid head sometimes works as this manifestation of the subconscious and what guilt someone has so can you imagine how Dave would turn into that after he dies

Because it’s not just a guilt it’s a repression he had as this man living a double life and seeing himself turn into a simple machine of death that then is who he becomes IN DEATH? It’s not just a punishment but a way to show how his life unfortunately is still SO TIED to his work that it’s become part of his soul

Like the way it just seems to work so well with his character I think just fits so incredibly haunting and good

… also big scary man with sword who would be your guard dog

But okay also can you imagine him under the big mask and- *gets dragged off stage while crowd boos*

Do you ?is? The ingle bung is the when he are in the okay? Do you????? Fung

eem fucking he GREEGING fimble morj he just. when andthe YOU broob he??? WELL??? thats