wow what the fuck? CNN just interviewed Solrock

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

in a perfect world what character would you own a life size cardboard cutout of. you get one and I want you to answer in the tags with your heart. if you asked me right now I would say columbo

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]

You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?

next aprils fools we need a button to send people cigarettes

Volo CV🎉

Sniffing glue = gets you high

Glue = made of horses

Sniffing horses = I think we need to do some research!

whatever

a 9mm hole in the earth