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Art block plus procreat keps crashing <\3
My new year’s resolution is to get married to my black eyed king
Do u guys think ell listens to chief keef
#eddsworld#fanart#fandom#art#eddsworld tom fanart#ew tom#eddsworld ell#eddsworld tori#eddsworld kid Tom#pitbull#pit attack#where did Tord go#Tom’s dog#doodle#shitpost
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what is with all the cringe tord/matt hate lately? so many OOC fanfics of Tord being a terrible partner to Matt or vice versa and ofc they're tagged with the ship not even mentioning it being toxic bc yep fans of a ship 100% wanna read a fanfic inadvertedly shitting on it(sarcasm)
like I've written a fanfic where a ship was portrayed as abusive in the story but I TAGGED IT AS ABUSIVE and also specifically in a way where I KNEW it wouldn't show up in tags of the ship. and when I did that, it wasn't even a ship I dislike, but just thought a plot with that implication could be explored. whereas, I feel like most of these people writing hatey tord/matt fics are tom/matt and tord/edd shippers who hate tord/matt, or are using it as a stock bad ship for their crappy fic cuz it's the less popular and more flanderized ship of the main 4 ships so they don't care for it. they don't even do a good job of writing tord in these fics, like 9/10 he is basically a "i'm a traumatized teenager projecting my abuser's actions onto a fictional character" OC rather than actually himself and it gets on my nerves more than it prolly should.
#it's just been so bad recently there's like 0 good tord/matt rn#where did all the sexy beautiful fun tordmatt/ACTUAL multishippers go???#istg if one of yall doesn't step up I'm making another tordmatt being canon shipping fuel compilation rn#or another fake tord/matt screenshot that'll get stolen and reposted on tiktok again whatever it takes#don't fucking test me I'll do it I'll pull the fucking trigger#rant
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I recently found your illustrations for your gem au? They are FABULOUS ✨
I must ask though, who do you interpret as the other diamonds? Are they also future versions of Tom, Matt, and Tord? Or do you see them as other characters?
I’m really curious about this au, and how you might expand on it!!
thanks! (sorry for replying like a month later 😓)
flaaffy did some fanart a while back w/ bing, paul and patryck as the other diamonds, but using the other future versions of the main 4 is also an interesting idea (like they all make their courts of gems in their own image? w/ some variations, so the neighbours & other alt designs of the guys can still fit in as other gems)
#blackcinder666#i keep wanting to go back to the au but i can never get further than tanzanite/emerald bonding time#or smth similar to the pink diamond reveal but w/ jade#(which ends up looping back to focusing on tanzanite bc i'm overly fixated on tom lmao)#i did have a rough idea of tord being a spinel-type character#where he gets left behind by GD in a similar fashion
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Truth or Dare PT2
Pairings: BestFriend!JJ x BestFriend!Fem!Reader
Warnings: Squirting, oral (both), 69, embarrassment, Rafe calling, p in v, etc.
Summary: Part 2 of TorD
Authors Note: Don't know why this posted by itself again, but it was also not finished. I hope you enjoy it and if you want a part 3 let me know!
When you finally came down from your high, your cheeks were burning from embarrassment. You just pissed yourself in front of JJ, or so you thought. "I-I'm sorry. I don't know what happened...I tried to tell you." You responded to JJ as you got off of him and onto the bed. You hugged your knees to your chest and tried not to cry. "You have no idea what you just did, do you baby?" He smiled lightly to himself. You shook your head and hid in your lap. "I just pissed myself on my hot best friend's lap." You sounded like you were about to cry.
You felt a pair of hands lightly pushing your knees apart. You fought him but when he finally got them open, he placed kisses to your heat. This only caused more embarrassment. You squeezed your legs together, only slightly crushing his head between your thighs so he would back away, but it only caused him to moan. "Damn baby, keep doin that." He said continuing his licks. "The squeezing or the pissing?" You say annoyed.
JJ's hands grabbed your hips and pulled you towards him. He was now hovering you with his right hand holding him up. "Stop saying that." He said as stern and as serious as he could. "I'm sorry.." You say sweetly. He gently tucked a piece of hair that had fallen in your face, behind your ear. "You have nothing to be sorry for baby."
The heat rose to your cheeks again. Of course you did. It was the most embarrassing thing that could have happened in that moment. "Can we just lay down.. I'm not really in the mood anymore, and you said we have things to talk about." You say trying to hide yourself.
"As much as I'd love to talk about how I cockblocked Rafe, I'm more interested in talking about how you just squirted." He stifled a laugh. "Those two things sound beautiful together. I cockblocked Rafe from you then I made you squirt. Fuck." His dick twitched in his pants, but you didn't notice because you were processing his words. "Squirt?" You asked, you had no idea what that meant. He giggled to himself. "Basically you reached your peak but harder. Not everyone can do that though, you're talented." He reached over and rubbed your thigh. "Is that a good thing though?" You asked. "It's fucking amazing. It means our bodies work well together." JJ saw the look of relief come over your face as he smiled. He gave your forehead a little kiss. "Okay baby, serious question now that that is all cleared up." He seemed hesitant. "Are you actually done cause I need to know if I have to go wring myself out or not." His question caused laughter to erupt from you. "Let me take care of you. It's only fair."
JJ relieved himself of his clothes and climbed on the bed. Just as your lips were getting ready to touch his tip he spoke. "Wait- can we try something..?" He cautiously asked. You nodded in excitement as he described what he wanted to do.
You ended up sitting on his face and had his dick in your mouth. Being in 69 with JJ is not where you thought you'd be tonight. The sounds of moans and slurping and gagging are filling the room. Apparently the two of you don't care if Sarah and John B hear you. To be fair they've kept you both up before.
Just as you started sucking on JJ's balls, your phone began to ring. You stopped what you were doing to check it. "Who is it?" JJ asks taking his lips away long enough to only ask that question. "Rafe.." You responded. "Answer it." He sounds more bossy this time. He reattached his lips to your lower ones making a moan slip from you.
You answered the call waiting for him to speak first, but you heard a groan on the other side. "Hi, Y/N..I think our call dis-disconnected earlier. I've been trying to reach you since." He stumbled out. "So-sorry rrrafe" JJ's tongue was working wonders. "Put it on speaker baby." JJ whispered beneath you. You complied. "Are you touching yourself again baby?" You didn't know how to answer and JJ slapped your ass making you yelp a "yes" into the phone.
Suddenly you felt a hand reach up and steal your phone. He sucked on you harder and made it way louder than it needed to be. "Actually I'm touching her. Let me just say, she tastes so fucking good." He smirks into your pussy. He stuck his tongue into your hole which released a loud moan from your lips. "Is this some kind of fucking joke?" Rafe sounded angry.
JJ pulled his mouth away from you and slipped to fingers in to replace it. He was going just as fast as he did before. "You hear how wet her pussy is for me? If only you fucking knew." He announced. You couldn't help the tingling in your lower area. It was that same feeling that JJ introduced you to before. "Fuck! I'm gonna squirt Jayj." You couldn't help but scream out, Rafe definitely heard you. Before you could move, you were releasing your juices onto JJ's face. The moans that came from you were heavenly and JJ was almost stunned.
"I'd love to sit and chit-chat with you Cameron but as you can clearly hear, I'm busy." JJ said and hung up the phone. You got out of the position you were in so you could look at JJ. He looked shocked and so fucking happy. "I'm sorry JJ." You felt so bad. "That was so fucking amazing." He was on a high and he didn't even cum. His muscular arms pulled you closer and he pushed his lips to yours. He lifted you onto his lap as your make out became more heated. Your pussy found his cock and you began to grind on it, causing him to moan into your mouth.
You took this advantage and slipped onto his dick. The most pornstar sounding moan spilled from his mouth as you lowered yourself. "Fuck you're gonna ruin me baby." He gasped.
#outer banks#jj maybank#rudy pankow smut#rudy pankow x reader#obx fic#obx x reader#outer banks smut#jj maybank smut#jj maybank imagine#smut prompts#rafe obx#rafe outer banks#rafe cameron
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''Red leader'' - drabble
(tord x reader), where these two reunite years after
You look up and down at Tord, staring in awe.
It’s been… what, a decade? Maybe even more, since you last saw him. You never expected him to be your new boss.
Much less the red leader everyone talked about.
The right side of his face was covered by a large, red scar. Making you wonder when or how he got it. And if you could've helped him had you both stayed in contact.
His right eye was covered by an eyepatch. You look down, frowning when noticing the robotic arm. The one that was holding a cigar between two fingers.
Your eyes then swiftly go back to staring at his, and you gulp.
"You look... different.’’ You murmur, a bit awkwardly. ‘’Uh, did you get a new haircut?" You say, looking up at his hair that resembled horns. It was still the same as ten years ago.
You’re not sure how to describe the look on his face, as he takes his time to puff on the cigar.
"(Y/N), I lost an arm." He finally says. And you blush, looking away.
"I know. The hair cut thing was a farce.’’ You sigh, look at him again with a frown.
‘’I just didn't want to be rude, you know? But since you brought it up… what the hell happened to you?"
He laughs, shaking his head. ‘’You haven’t changed at all’’ He throws his cigar to the floor, stepping on it. ‘’A lot has happened since we last saw. So! How about we catch up on life, elsklingen min?’’ He says, leaning closer to you and putting his arm around your shoulder, walking with you.
‘’elskilnge what?’’ You look up at him, tilting your head, ‘’You know I don’t know Norwegian, Tord.’’
(elsklingen min: my love)
#eddsworld x reader#eddsworld#ew x reader#eddsworld fanfic#tord x reader#ew tord x reader#x reader#gn reader#english is not my first language#red leader tord
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I absolutely LOVE your writing, it's so nice to see eddsworld content especially this good <33 can I request Tord with a very shy partner? No pressure ofc, take your time!
Thank you!!! My neurons were absolutely firing with this piece, for realsies. It may not be exaactly what you envisioned? And I was trying not to make the Reader be the stereotypical "uwu im so shy sowwy" kind of shy? You know what I mean? Either way, I hope you enjoy, and if its not quite what you wanted, PLEASE feel free to send me an inbox message letting me know !!!
Run, Rabbit, Run. | Tord x Shy! Reader
Warnings: Mostly Tord's POV, not the fluffiest? it has a happy ending, but Tord is naturally a kind of fucked-up person.
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Tord had a problem.
He doesn't have problems often, and certainly not problems he can't solve.
It wasn't every day that he wanted to be around someone - craved it. He acted like he only tolerated his roommates, kept the truth locked away under thick layers of steel.
But you. He sought you out, needed you like it ached. Your presence.
You, however, ran from him. Every time. Fled like a rabbit that had caught a glimpse of the stalking wolf. Scurried back to your burrow, safe and protected by densely packed earth. Where he could not reach you. It grinded at his patience, made him clench his jaw hard enough to crack a tooth. He walked into a room, you found an excuse to walk out. It was a constant among the chaos and unpredictability of their house.
The one thing that he needed like a dying man, and he couldn't have it. You wouldn't give it to him.
A problem.
He was going to fix this problem, if it meant the death of him.
And who was he but a stubborn man?
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His opportunity came during a lazy Sunday afternoon.
The other three were all out, running errands and such. You were still home. Doing laundry, from the sound of it. He wasn't surprised, you liked to use Sunday as the day to do your household chores, reset for the coming week - not that he had been paying attention to your habits. No. Just coincidence.
From the garage, he could hear you. The wall that his workbench sat against was one that was shared with the laundry room, so it wasn't difficult. If he sat still, focused enough, he could practically imagine it. You, in your crop t-shirt and little sleep shorts that you always wore when you did laundry. Hair pushed out of your face. Dancing along to the music that he could hear playing from your phone - doing those silly, awkward dance moves that you did when you thought nobody was looking.
He wanted to be there. It was selfish, he knew. But that little undamaged piece of him sitting in his chest longed to join you. Insert himself into the little life that you had carved out for yourself in their house. Slot his own being so nicely beside your peace and quiet. You were so… unlike him. You were soft, sweet. Like the skolebrød of his childhood. You were vanilla and sugar. Unmarred by anything horrible in the world. That self-centered part of him wanted to take. To clamp his jaws down around your hind legs and sink his teeth in when you tried to escape.
Tord was moving before he even realized it.
You had moved out of the laundry room. Your music faded as you walked further into the house. If he remembered correctly (That phrase tasted bittersweet on his tongue. As much as he craved you, he didn't want to admit how actively he was chasing you. A wolf that resented the rabbit.) you would set about doing the dishes after depositing your empty laundry basket in your bedroom.
His mouth was dry. So he moved to the kitchen. To get water. (That's what he would tell you. That's what he would tell anybody who asked.)
The switch from the garage to the house was always jarring to the senses. The garage was cold, unprotected from the autumn chill. But the house was warm. Welcoming. Safe. (You were inside.) It was like sitting under a hot shower after catching hypothermia.
He stopped in the doorway.
There you were. In the kitchen. Dishwasher open. Your smartwatch was discarded on the kitchen table alongside your phone and water bottle. Music was still playing from the device's speakers. You were, just as he guessed, wearing your crop tee and shorts. (The collar was hanging low on one of your shoulders, bearing the skin to his vision. His hands itched.) You hadn't noticed him yet. Little rabbit unaware of the danger that lurks in the forest underbrush.
It was something beautiful watching you in your own little world. In public, you were so small. Reserved. Put a cork on your personality so that nobody could truly see who you were. To you, it felt like security. If nobody had access to your identity, then nobody could take it away. Nobody could judge you. Even home, with the boys, you were less than yourself. Not to the same degree, but still limited. They didn't take offense to it, they knew it wasn't you distrusting them. It's just how you were. But here, when you thought you were alone? The cork was removed and he loved to watch the bottle overflow.
You spun on your heel and nearly dropped the bowls in your hand from how hard you flinched at the sight of him. He could see the way that you drew in to yourself, made yourself smaller.
"Oh, um, hey. Tord. I didn't… realize you were home."
There was something tight in his chest at the way you looked so nervous. You shifted in your spot, looked anywhere but at him. He wanted you to look at him.
"I am."
You only answered with a soft 'oh' before turning back to the dishwasher. He remained still, watching. Clearly, you were looking for a way out, a chance to flee. Something he wasn't going to let happen.
"I should probably-"
"You keep avoiding me."
Your head shot up, looking up at him with wide, pretty eyes. He dug his fingernails into his palms.
"What? No, no I haven't- I haven't been-"
"Do not lie to me."
It was cruel, yes, but it gave him the desired effect. You clammed up immediately. Shoulders slumped. Gave him just a little inch, but that was all he needed to take a mile. He stepped closer. You stepped back.
A snarling, drooling, hungry wolf, closing in on its prey.
Your back hit the counter. He stepped forward again.
A trembling little rabbit, cornered with nowhere to go.
He stopped a foot away from you.
"I have tolerated this for months. For months I have watched you run from the sight of me alone. As if the very idea of being in the same room as me is too much for you to bear. Do you even have any idea what you do to me? Do you know how it kills me?"
He could feel the way that you tensed up. A spike of anger stuck into his chest, burning hot. You weren't looking at him. You were looking at your shoes again. He forced his words out of his throat in the form of a growl.
"For fuck's sake, look at me. Look at- Look. At. Me."
Frustration boiled over, bubbling and spilling over the sides of the pot and he wasn't able to put the lid on it fast enough. He reached up and grabbed your jaw, holding it firmly between his index and thumb. Forced your eyes to focus on him. Only him.
A sick part of him preened at the little gasp that came out of your throat.
But you kept your eyes on him. Good girl.
"Tell me why you have been avoiding me."
His voice was softer now. He hated how much pain he could hear in it. How it trembled. He had hoped you wouldn't notice. But you did. Your mouth opened. Then closed. You swallowed thickly. Then you spoke.
"I thought…. thought you didn't like me."
His eyebrows furrowed in confusion. Him? Not like you? How could you think that? He could only hate you as much as a hunter hates Mother Earth for blessing him with food.
"You just… always seem so.. annoyed at me whenever I try to talk to you. And you never really… really talk back.. Just kinda… give short answers. I thought you found me annoying. I didn't want to keep annoying you. So I just… just backed off…."
He took a moment to process that. Let it all sink in.
He couldn't help it.
Tord began to laugh.
Through his laughter, he noticed you pout, heard a soft whine leave you. A groan ripped through his laugh at the sight. As if his body was working on autopilot, he surged forward. Pressed his lips to yours. He felt your gasp against his lips, then felt your melt into the kiss. You kissed back.
When his oxygen began to run short, he pulled away. Not too far, though. Kept his forehead pressed flush to yours. Took in the sight of you. You, panting softly, lips swollen from the kiss. Looking up at him through your pretty eyelashes.
"I have never hated you, kjære. I am… aloof. I have a resting bitch face. You are not the first person I have unnerved. But.. you are the first that I have wanted to be close to. If you would have me."
Courtesy. Formality. Tord was a stubborn man, and when he managed to get a taste of blood, he clamped his jaws down tight and didn't let go.
And this rabbit laid down in his teeth willingly.
You smiled.
"I'd like that. Yeah."
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Dear Eddsworld fandom. Just because a headcanon is very popular, DOESN'T mean it's canon.
"You can't ship Paul x Tord or Tord x Patryck cuz they are father and son!" NO. DO A FUCKING RESEARCH.
This can be debunked in the PowerEdd episode, where Tord and Paul appear together as CHILDREN, implying that they are ALMOST THE SAME AGE.
Are you sure they are "father and son" even though they appear as CHILDREN in the SAME FUCKING CLASSROOM? No they are not.
SAME THING GOES FOR THE "2004 Eddsworld are teenagers!!" THING.
DO. A. FUCKING. RESEARCH.
In the Christmas Special 2004 and in Zombeh Attack 2005, there's no mentions of their parents or even their school.
Also, do you see this?
This is the Eddsworld STUDIOS.
This is NOT A SCHOOL. THIS IS NOT A HIGHSCHOOL. THIS IS A STUDIO. A JOB. A COMPANY.
And also, did you know that the real people ages AREN'T the same to the characters? THAT'S RIGHT!
The real people are in their 30s, cool. But what about the characters?
This was confirmed by Oblivian Downing (one of the Eddsworld illustrators) in his Twitter.
Do you see birth year here? Do you see anything to prove their age here? Of course not? ME EITHER.
This just prove that the characters have vague age. THEY DON'T HAVE A CANON AGE. AND THIS GOES FOR ALL. THE. ERAS.
Do you think it makes sense for them to be an unknown age in one era, but their age in another?? I do not think.
Just because someone made ship art of 2004 Eddsworld, DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE DRAWING P3DO. Just because someone drew Paul x Tord, DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE DRAWING 1NCEST.
Edit cuz i forgot this
Another reason that makes people think that the teenager hc is ""canon"" it's because of Tord's tombstone in Zombeh Attack 2, where it appears that he was supposedly born in 1989.
BUT that DOESN'T MAKE IT CANON cuz: Tord had not yet left Eddsworld at that time. Tord left in 2008 while Zombeh Attack 2 was posted in 2007, one year earlier.
The characters weren't separated from the real people at that time because Tord hadn't left EW yet due to the hate he was getting (it was Tord who said that fans should separate the real people from the characters, and then the crew themselves said this later).
And nowadays this is no longer canon, because the characters are separated from the real people and nowadays they don't have a canon birth year or even a canon age (confirmed by Oblivian in this same post).
THOSE ARE JUST >>H E A D C A N O N S<<. If you really want to shove this shit down people's throats like it's "canon", how about you PROVE it's canon? How about you send screenshots of the EW crew confirming this? How about you send prints that confirm that Paul and Patryck are Tord's parents or that they are minors in 2004? You won't get it as it IS NOT CANON IN ANY WAY.
Before you attack someone because they allegedly drew something illegal, DO YOUR RESEARCH. Ask Kasafraz, ask Oblivian, but don't believe other people's words. I did ask Kasafraz about the 2004 Eddsworld and she said that "they don't think there anything that proves that they're minors", and Kas also said that the best for me to do was confirming that I don't headcanon then as teenagers.
And that's what I'm going to do. I DON'T HEADCANON 2004 EW AS TEENAGERS AND THAT SHOULD BE RESPECTED.
It's totally fine if u headcanon 2004 Ew as teenagers or Paul and Pat to be Tord's parents, but please, DON'T FORCE THAT HEADCANON INTO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE THAT HC FOR THEMSELVES. This will just make you look like an ASSHOLE.
Don't be a coward. Do some research. It may take a while, but it will bring you a lot of knowledge.
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Well damn Tom got sucked into a brain vortex. Oh well there's other strange blue men
ACK! Fuck..where am I?
..Tord?
I don't know what to do, Tom. I can't fix it. I have ruined everything.
What? Tord, I don't know what you are talking about but you haven't ruined anything? Well..other than a HOUSE but worse has happened..
I haven't been telling you things, Tom. I-I am scared to. I don't want to go back..or worse have you guys go through it. But I...it feels so hard to talk. I don't want to remember it. I can't escape it.
Tord...
If you are in here just thinking about everything, it won't get any better. I won't force you to talk, but I don't want to see you hurt like this.
I saw what they were doing. People like you-..people that barely looked human. They wanted me to..do things. They wanted to USE them. I couldn't do it. But, when I tried to leave they asked for more money than I have ever seen. I can't...forget what they had asked of me. The things they were doing. I knew I couldn't.
So you came back..
I did. But I couldn't stand it. I tried to just act like it was fine, but then you started getting pissed and, well..you know.
...I wish you would have just told us. Instead of going back.
I wanted to. But if I told you too much, it would have just gotten you guys more involved.
More?
Tom..they had your names listed. They didn't hire me because of my skills...
They wanted to get to you guys.
I-I didn't know what to do. Every option was wrong and..I didn't want to get you killed. And now I am back and I know you are in danger but I am not doing anything because I am TOO SCAR--
TORD! It isn't your fault.
But--
Shut up! It isn't your fault you were put into a shitty situation! It isn't your fault you were trying to keep us safe! So stop acting like it is! Even if it was, I would still try to help your dumb ass because I--
Love--
Mrow.
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#eddsworld ask blog#eddsworld fanart#eddswolrd#eddsworld#eddsworld tord#ew tord#eddsworld tom#ew tom#shipsworld#polysworld#tomtord#lore
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some funny guys I'm deciding to talk their significance because I definitely need to share more about this au!-
firstly if you ever wanna ask anything about leftbound, go ahead. I understand I'm not exactly the best at sharing and may leave things vague. (´ﾟωﾟ｀)
Phonie
Phonie is a copy of Tord that can be found within most areas of the labyrinth albeit rare. It is made off the thought that perhaps everything Tord did was fake all along, and there was nothing between him and Edd.
It has no halo and just wings. Tho they are black like a ravens. It has an outline around it's face where the shell of it will pop out, revealing that it's completely hollow except for eyes. Or at least.. Appears empty.
It will randomly appear and follow you or just full on replace Tord if you are with him. It's appearance is unnoticeable and silent. It will perfectly mimic Tord but in way that is mechanical. Only being able to sag phrases that he has said before.
It can open doorways like how Tord can but instead of leading to a random area of the labyrinth, it leads to nothing but an empty black space.
The Dead
Due to the reincarnation and how Edd, while not on purpose, keeps certain things alive, the dead are in an idle state. Not entirely dead but there as an unused asset to recall.
Reincarnation makes a new body. So all of them are stored here. They are stuck in whatever state they are left in, unable to die. They cannot talk. While most can still sleep and eat in the labyrinth, they cannot do either. Whatever they have that is remnant of their body will try to stabilize into something to mobilize them.
Jon is a special case. Being content with with death. Although he seems to be withering like the others in a shriveled burning paper like way. He can sometimes summon limbs for himself, although not attached. Jon cannot talk like the others, and instead tries to use his limited expression of SL.
Laurel is somewhat an abnormally too. She also has her conscious left and can feel it through the pain. Her goal is to use their new chance at something resembling life and try to find Eduardo. She will be ok knowing he's okay. It'll be a proper goodbye to him, and something hopefully will help him be okay with her death.
Most of the other dead through the state which they have died can only coing onto what's near them for any semblance of hope.
#my art#art#doodles#eddsworld#au#horror#body horror#eddsworld leftbound#leftbound au#clord#eddsworld jon#eddsworld laurel
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Eddsworld bringing back Tord is such a weirdly infuriating thing to me. Feels like they're trying to buy back the audience they lost without actually addressing why they lost the audience.
You lost your adult audience, the audience who can buy your merch and support you most strongly, by:
ignoring allegations toward one of your producers, treating it like a cancelling attempt rather than providing the proof that exonerated the producer (if it existed; I am being charitable here)
making fun of and dismissing people who ship your characters, who happen to be most of your most dedicated fans typically
making fun of people with fictives of your characters
supporting tbatf, who called anyone who didn't agree with their view of canon "deddheads" (I am willing to believe you didn't see some of the tbatf team's actions, but this was still a factor)
dismissing fans who just wanted to hear that something was happening as far as the show, or that might want to know where the money being made is going- not accusatorily, but asking for information on what was being done when we can all see money is being made and in the past we were told where the money was donated and how much. Of course there are costs, and maybe there isn't profit to donate; you could tell us that.
You made it so extremely difficult to support the show in good conscience. I didn't want to leave, and neither did many others- we wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you just kept doubling down on distancing yourselves from us. Do you want us to watch your show or not? Are we lame, nosy, weird, or are we your audience? You can't have both, and this won't be enough to restore what you destroyed.
(This is in no way directed at anyone who works for Eddsworld!!! I'm actually super supportive of y'all getting employment, and none of these things were or are in your control. This is specifically about the choices the showrunners are making.)
#eddsworld#rant#i get it. having a fandom is weird.#but with weird comes extreme loyalty.#embrace the weird.#at least don't mock us just because you dont understand.#and dont ignore serious allegations!
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🍃 getting high w/ tord larsson ఌ︎
a/n: small little headcanons i have bouncing around in my head… thought y’all might like it!?!? anywho i think he’s def a stoner… i mean just look at him. he can rip mad bongs and hit mad blinkers. idcc idccc.
warnings: slightly suggestive, drug use durr, porn mention, not really sure what else lololol
notes: gn reader
Tord is by FAR the most frequent smoker in the house— NOT including those tacky cigars. Hell when he used to live at the shared house his room stank of weed 24/7. Much to everyone else’s dismay. And if it wasn’t for the stench, it was the loud coughing that “comes out of nowhere” (as Tord puts it). Tom made sure to make fun of him each and every time he erupted into coughing fits from biting off more than he could chew
So, smoking with him? Every experience is unique and different. Sometimes all Tord wants to do is chill on his bed and watch anime. Other times he wants to bang… Ruthlessly. For hours. It’s a gamble where you’re absolutely content with either outcome. If you’re not there he just watches porn, honestly
Tord’s got a bunch of weird weed paraphernalia laying around his room. Funky pipes, oddly shaped bongs, disgusting vape flavors, he’s got anything you could possibly name ever. It’s only a little freaky but really convenient if you can’t find a pipe or bong
If you’re prone to coughing or have low tolerance he’s gonna tease you. Even if you’re normally resistant and just had a “bad” hit, he’s on your ASS about it. It can get a little annoying but going back to point one he’s not very different from you, he just likes to feel superior…
The KING of Doordashing food from strange restaurants you’ve never heard of in your life. It’s always fun seeing the next new thing Tord brings in. What the hell is a Mr. Beast burger? It didn’t even taste that good but being high certainly made you think it did
If you ever green while smoking with him, he’s actually quite considerate and quick to act. While he can be a little mean and sometimes cruel… he feels guilty watching you tweak on his floor, so he’s gonna lend a hand. Will happily get you water or any sustenance you need
Tord’s down to do whatever you want. Walk to the arcade? Take a bubble bath? Operate firear— watch anime? He’s doing it. There’s really not a worse OR better person to smoke with than Tord
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I want to see your pretty face
Oneshot
Pair: Tord (post end) x reader
Song: One woman Army (Porcelain Black)
Part 2
(A/n): Tord doesn't appear yet, but I want to first bridge the gap between meetings.
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How long has it been since I've seen Tord? 2...3 years, maybe 4?
It doesn't really matter to me, I just hope that he is alright. To keep my mind off things, I began to work out. Run around the block a few times every morning, do some yoga and going to the gym atleast twice a week.
I never got the answer on why Tord was on that wanted poster, there were more wanted posters everyday. Makes me wonder what he did to be wanted for that much money.
It was currently morning, I was on my morning run when I noticed a flyer on the ground. I grab it from the concrete floor and let me gaze glide across it. It seemed old, it had small tears and faded colors.
Red Army
+47 12345678
'Red Army? I don't think I've ever heard of it. It wouldn't hurt giving it a call, I'm kinda curious' I fold the flyer and stuff it into my pocket.
Once I had finished my jog, I enter my house and sits down on the couch. I pull put my phone and the flyer. I carefully type in the number into my phone.
Ring...Ring..."Hello, this is Senna Akuna from the Red Army. How may I help you?" A woman voice was on the other side, she sound like she was in her mid-thirties.
"My name is (Y/n) (L/n). I found a flyer on the street about the red army, I was curious on what the Red Army is" I chimes, fiddling with end of my shirt.
The woman on the other side lets a groan "Paul said he got rid of them all. Well the Red Army is an organisation which has the goal to change the world. It has existed for many years"
"Is there anyway to join it?"
"There is indeed ons, I could set up an appointment to see if you're fit. It's alright if you refuse. I will warn you that if you leak this information, you will be assassinated" She informs.
"Well, isn't that just comforting. I am intrested in joining"
"Ofcourse. I have a spot for you on Monday the 27th at 2:30, Is that a good time for you?"
"Yes, where should I go?"
"Go to the abandoned walnut factory outside town, there you will be picked up by a car. Which will bring you the base, you will be escorted to my office. I will see you then, have a nice day"
"You too" I press on the hang up button, and let out a huff. The idea of being in an army sounds thrilling and also exciting. I'd say I'm pretty fit and thanks to all those times where me and Tord went to the shooting range. Even if I was rusty, I still knew how to use a gun.
┏━°⌜ 赤い糸 ⌟°━┓
Timeskip
┗━°⌜ 赤い糸 ⌟°━┛
(Y/n) taps her foot against the concrete. She has been waiting for a few minutes, feeling the breeze blow past her.
A car pulls up, the windows were too dark to see inside. The window of it slightly lowers, just enough to hear what is going on inside, but not see inside.
"(Y/n) (L/n)?" A voice inside questions.
"That's me" (Y/n) answers, nodding.The back door opens, inviting her in. She enters the car, sitting down on the seat. She closes the door as the car takes off.
┏━°⌜ 赤い糸 ⌟°━┓
Timeskip
┗━°⌜ 赤い糸 ⌟°━┛
She was dropped off at a big building, it was black and red. She carefully the approaches the enterance, noticing a red button next to the door.
Reaching out, she presses it. A click could heard and the door opens. (Y/n) enters, cautiously, looking around.
"You must be (Y/n)" A voice says. Making (Y/n) turn towards the source finding a man. He was wearing a red sweater, with a blue overcoat over it. He had brown hair with split bangs.
"The one and only" The girl responds. She eyes the name tag on his uniform 'Patryck'.
"Follow me" Patryck turns his back, using his hand to motion for the girl to follow. He leads her to an office, it was a silent between them. Patryck found the girl familiar but couldn't place his finger on where he saw her. He knocks on the door.
"Who is it?" (Y/n) hears the same voice she spoke to on the phone.
"It's Patryck, I have (Y/n) (L/n) with me" Patryck speaks."Right, Patryck, you can leave. (L/n), please enter"
Patryck gives a small wave, before walking off to somewhere. (Y/n) turns to the door, opening it and walking through it.
There was a desk with a woman sitting behind it. She had dark colored hair and a suit with a red tie. She motions for the girl to take a seat infront of the desk, which she does.
"I have looked at your portfolio, I'm quite impressed. I heard that you often visited a shooting ranch, is that correct?" Senna explains, looking at the person on the other side of the desk.
"Oh yeah, like...6 years I think. It was mostly with my friend Tord, I haven't seen him in a long time, so I stopped visiting" (Y/n) replies, scratching her cheek.
Senna hums "interesting" she writes something on a paper next to, she puts the pen down "Your future will be discussed, I'll give you a call next week"
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Idk what to call my AU, but here are some character descriptions and hcs.
CW: mentioned war, mentioned torture, mentioned suicidal ideation, imprisonment, isolation.
General
When the main 4 were living together, Tord was 25, Edd was 25, Tom was 24, and Matt was 23.
Tord moved away when he turned 26
And then 3 years later he comes back, now 28.
And within a month, He is kicked out cause all of the events in The End.
The invasion happens a year later. When Tord had time to regroup.
Tord
Doesn’t show his face. He wears a very silly red armored mask.
5’8
He’s an inventor, engineer, scientist. This man is SO smart.
He knew about Tom’s Monster form for a while. Even before he moved out. He just didn’t say anything.
More focused on work than romance or even friendship.
Absolutely no restraint or hesitation on the battlefield.
Very much addicted to smoking. It’s to the point where he claims he can’t think straight if he doesn’t smoke.
Really wishes Edd and Tom were just random people instead of old friends, because now he feels guilt and remorse hurting them.
Paul is like an older brother figure to him.
Patryck is someone Tord met when he moved away originally. They totally met at the gym.
Paul
In this AU, Paul is actually a HUGE behind the scenes guy.
The Red Army was his idea originally.
In fact, he was going to be the leader.
But he met Tord, and saw CRAZY potential.
Convinced Tord to move away and train underneath him.
Listen, this man has like maxed out charisma. Convinced this little red guy to leave his entire life behind.
Tord is the face of the Red Army, and the one making most of the decisions. Paul is like his advisor.
Didn’t actually like Patryck at the start, but they work as fine coworkers. They can get along pretty well now.
Paul is 5’10
In his early 40s
Patryck
Patryck was a regular dude going to college and studying Supply Chain Management and Information Systems.
This guy is a businessman through and through.
Tord tried to convince him to join the Red Army, but Patryck insisted that he finish college first.
And he DID!! But during college, Patryck would train with Paul and Tord. He learned how to handle melee weapons, firearms, etc.
In his early 30s.
5’11
He really likes video games. Keeps a Nintendo Switch in his room at the Red Army base.
Really wants to grow out his hair, but Paul and Tord have instructed that it can’t be longer than shoulder length due to safety precautions.
Normally has his hair in a ponytail or man bun.
Tom
Okay so Tom’s monster form is like 20 feet tall.
While in his monster form, he isn’t really conscious.
He can kinda control when he turns into his full monster form, but can’t control when he turns back human.
Has this half human half monster form? But it varies. The more monster-like he is, the more foggy his brain gets.
REALLY bad suicidal ideation. He tries to remain strong and tough, but after about a year of being in a lab, it starts to eat away at him.
5’10
The most notable traits of his monster form are razor-sharp claws, teeth, a spiky tail, horns, and purple literally everywhere.
He isn’t allowed to talk to Edd. Isn’t even informed that Edd is captured.
Ever since experiments started, Tom’s craving proteins a lot more, and eats a lot more food in general, since he has to maintain his monster form for longer.
Once Tom starts cooperating, he gets little rewards! Like being able to talk to Matt, extra rest time, comfortable clothes, longer showers, even gets to go outside sometimes.
Edd
Oh boy.
When Edd abandoned Matt, he ran to start the Resistance.
Edd REALLY misses Tom. Regrets not staying around for him.
REALLY good with melee weapons.
Unmatched rage towards Tord. Towards any Red Army soldier. And now that Matt joined the Red Army, only proving Edd right, he now has unmatched rage for Matt.
If Edd and Tom were actually able to talk to each other, they would plan their escape.
Like actually HATES Tord. Hates him more than anything.
5’9
Really misses how things used to be.
Regrets ever letting Tord back in their home.
He feels like all of this is his fault, and that he could’ve prevented it.
Constantly replaying his past in his head, thinking about what he could’ve done differently.
Stays in an isolated cell after his capture. Only a handful of soldiers are allowed to interact with him.
Tord keeps him painfully updated on Resistance survivors that have joined the Red Army since his capture.
Matt
First of all, he’s 6’2.
He isn’t imprisoned for that long compared to Tom and Edd. He’s only in a cell for like 2ish months before being let out. This is mainly because he gave up fighting about a month in, but Tord needed to make sure Red Army actually had Matt’s loyalty, and it wasn’t just a lie.
Matt went from the cell straight into duties, becoming an official member of the Red Army.
Matt works as the supply manager?? Idk the right name for it, but he tracks food and water supply. He’s Patryck’s assistant too.
Matt takes on a few other duties here and there. He doesn’t do anything battlefield related.
Matt is also tasked with showing new recruits around the main base.
He has a room right next to Tord’s.
Sneaks away to bring Tom food or to just talk with him.
#eddsworld#eddsworld future#ew tord#ew edd#ew matt#ew tom#red army#red leader#ew paul#ew patryck#eddsworld au#future matt#future edd#future tom#future tord
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I have to talk about this because the Glass Animals How To Be A Human Being album is one of my special interests that album is so cool you guys don't understand please
The album features 11 songs, each one corresponding to one of the people on the album's cover(s), each one telling a story about that person
I bring this up as context as to why, even though everyone in this community makes memes about it, Pork Soda is THE TomTord song, and here's why:
Pork Soda corresponds to the old man with a paddy cap and glasses in the back of the album to the left of the basket ball player, and as such it's sung from his perspective
The song is about two lovers who fell in love with each other because of their spontaneous nature,
Somewhere in South End when you were fun
You took my hand and you made me run
Up past the prison to the seafront
You climbed the cliff edge and took the plunge
However, this song is sung from the future(ish?), it's the old man yearning for the days when he and his lover were younger and full of sporadic energy, for when they would just pick up stuff suddenly and leave off on some crazy adventure,
Why can't we laugh now like we did then?
How come I see you and ache instead?
How come you only look pleased in bed?
Let's climb the cliff edge and jump again
This is further pushed by the song's official music video where it shows a literal divide between the two lovers, living different lives as they live on completely separate floors of the house
The old man is portrayed as bitter and its suggested this song is him complaining about how his life isn't what it used to be to the listener, as he sits in his living room watching TV and doing pretty much nothing with himself, stuck in a constant loop of disappointment and resentment
Versus the wife who's seen with a dog that she's trying to get joy out of having, she tries to keep having a spontaneous life and do fun things to keep that spark in her going, seen with her dancing with the dog in the floor above the old man
I think this is great symbolism honestly, and it suggests the old man is to blame for this lack of spontaneousness in their love life anymore
Furthermore this is perfect for TomTord, more specifically, imo, enemies/friend to lovers to enemies WTFuture TomTord, although The End was also pretty good I think it would've worked better if it was pre Tord leaving and then Tord coming back, as that gives similar vibes yk?
It's perfect for them and I know this song is everyone's personal hell in this fandom and I understand why but you NEED to realize this is THEIR song
Along with songs like I Love You Like An Alcoholic and The Masochism Tango, the list goes on
I can make a list
I have two separate playlists for TomTord you don't understand how much I love songs
Extra information I know about this song that's cool to me:
Glass Animals got inspired to write this song after they met a girl (at a concert I believe?) with a tattoo on her arm that simply said "Pork Soda", and when they asked her why she got such a random string of words tattoo like that she said "cause I wanted to", thus inspiring them to make a song about spontaneousness
HOWEVER
I know the reason she got that tattoo and why she said that she is so funny to me
She got that tattoo because there's actually a second Pork Soda, a band album: Primus' Pork Soda album, which is, I'm sure, why she got the tattoo because that album probably meant a lot to her
Thus making her answer "because I wanted to" seem like the generic answer every person who has a tattoo answers with because everyone always asks "why did you get that tattoo" or belittle them for the tattoo "not having meaning", etc.
Just a silly addition I thought I'd add to this because I love this album so much please ask me about the other songs I know about all of them
#jay talk#eddsworld#ew#ew tord#ew tom#tord#tom#tomtord / tordtom#pork soda#songs#albums#glass animals#how to be a human being album
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Trick or treat!
Moho like literally everything she did
mohos literal entire reputation on my old blog when i was 13 i dedicated so much time in outing her gross bullshit and calling her out and whenever she would respond to me id go Omg stop interacting with me im literally a minor and youre a porn blog omg weirdo. Ok anyway heres a list of things moho did from the top of my head
said the n word albeit with the 'b' emojis because i guess she thought it didnt count then. also said the r slur. and many other slurs
wildly transphobic and transmisogynistic and had a 'drag' au where the entire thing was literally just el oh el men in dresses and also refused to draw trans characters when requested before caving and providing her followers with a literal caricature mocking trans men
had an orientalist islamophobic ~middle eastern~ au where tom was a belly dancer and matt was a sultan and tord was a street thief . Cool
had a whole age regression au that was supposed to be about tom age regressing due to trauma from seeing his pineapple father getting shot by a bear but mohos idea of age regression is literally physically transforming into a child and the other 3 were his caretakers except also he was in a relationship with them and called them daddy and stuff While, mind you, being a literal actual physical child
glorified EDs
every time she drew tamara black she would give her 0 black features EXCEPT give her big caricature lips . Like, cartoon fish lips. Ok
she had really scary kinks . Hope you understand
if you taught moho the metric OR imperial system i think shed actually explode because her perception of what a 2 inch height difference is is literally 2 ft
This is just from the top of my head . needless to say she was a card and scary and gross and weird but also she was literally everywhere all of the time and sometimes i see people in the modern community draw tord or edd the way she did and i get goosebumps and want to make a molotov cocktail
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Tord laughed, looking down at Edd and Matt from his giant robot.
‘’Hey, Edd! Thanks for holding onto this for me!’’ He shouts, smiling from ear to ear. ‘’I’ll have to go now though. The world’s not going to take over itself!’’
‘’But I thought we were… I thought we were friends!’’ Edd shouts, salty tears quickly leaving his eyes.
The old friend he’s known for so long and cherished with all his heart, betraying him.
Just like that.
Like it never meant something for him.
‘’HA! No? What would I need friends for when I’ve got this!’’ He cackles, but stops abruptly. His eyes widening as he remembered something important.
‘’Mh. But you know... there is something- no, someone I do need.’’ He says, his eyes darting around the neighborhood. ‘’I need her.’’ He mumbles, his eyes continuing to search desperately for her.
Edd and Matt look at each other, agitated and worried.
Some seconds pass by, and the silence only becomes louder.
Everyone seems to wait for something.
...
But nothing happens.
You don’t appear.
‘’CUT!’’ The director announces, promptly standing up from his seat. His hands rubbing his lower back, as he stretched.
‘’Ugh. Where’s the main love interest? She was supposed to enter scene as soon as he said that!’’ He frowns, reading the script one more time as he shouts your name.
You jolt, head turning abruptly at the mention of your name
You looked like a deer caught in headlights, and when you made eye contact with the director, you slowly left the pastry you were about to eat back with the rest of the food on set.
‘’What?’’ You frown, ‘’I’m not supposed to enter scene yet.’’ You huff, about to take the pastry again.
Except you can't.
You feel a hand rest on your shoulder, beckoning you to turn around as you hear someone say your name soon after. ‘’The script changed’’ Paul informs you, his thick eyebrows furrowing to show his confusion ‘’Edd was supposed to tell you this morning.’’
You tilt your head, ‘’He didn’t’’
‘’I did!’’ Edd says, approaching the two of you. ‘’When we were having breakfast, remember?’’
Your eyes squint as you recall the events of this morning. When Edd was eating the promotional cereal ‘’Eddsworld’’.
‘’I just remember you talking with your mouth full.’’ You blink, ‘’You should really stop doing that by the way, we can’t understand you and you know how annoyed Tom gets after.’’ Edd laughs, nodding.
‘’I know, I know.’’ He sighs, his lips parting to comment again. But instead, he only gasps.
‘’Where’s Tom?’’
Paul eyes widens, his cigar about to fall of as he wastes no time to run to the set. Edd rushing to do the same.
‘’Oh shit. Don’t tell me you guys left him inside the debris?!’’ You panic, following after the two to help your friend out of the destroyed house.
Matt and the director were already there, lifting the remains of the house to get Tom out.
Well, the director was the one lifting. Matt was panicking as he called Tom’s name horrified.
With more of the crew helping you quickly took him out, the man with spiky hair groaning in pain.
Matt and you sigh, a bit more relieved at the sight of Tom, who was at least still conscious enough to curse.
From the corner of your eye, you see how some crew members help Tord step off the giant robot, the Norwegian running towards Tom to make sure he wasn’t badly injured.
Tord lifts him up, seating him down so a crewmate could quickly aid him.
Tom tries not to wince as he feels the alcohol-soaked cotton ball touch his injury.
‘’I didn’t receive the signal,’’ He hisses, ‘’I stayed there for whole five minutes.’’
‘’There was not clear communication.’’ The director huffs, crossing his arms. ‘’Someone forgot to inform people about the change in script.’’
Edd looks away, whistling as he kicks a pebble.
‘’Why am I not surprised…’’ You hear someone mutter
Sighing, you crouch down at Tom’s level.
‘’Tom.’’
‘’Yeah?’’ He looks your way, his tired eyes making eye contact with you.
You have a tiny smile on your face, as you lean closer to him.
Your lips parting to whisper into his ear.
‘’Idiot. I fucking told you to accept the stunt double.’’ You pull his ear
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heres my two cents to the ew x reader community. i dont think ive ever seen an actor au in the fandom tbh
also hi tumblr how do u
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