Ministry - Revenge (Live Dallas TX 8/24/23)

Hell must have frozen over. Ministry playing something off of With Sympathy for the first time since 1984!

 OK

What the fuck was that?!

Just watched Grians ep of the battle of the buttercups vs the goat or whatever this was called. What the fuck :D ????? The whole thing isn't over yet??? They're still gonna fight more???They didn't get it all out of their systems???

It felt like a cartoon villain fight tbh but like it was still hilarious and had me absolutely confused the whole time but like...whaaaaaat???

I come out of the building I spent four boring hours in on a sunday (it was a work thing) and go down into the parking lot while skimming my jacket pocket for my initialised mask (helps protect my nose against chilly wind, nothing to worry about) only to find nothing?

I check my pockets again because I am pretty sure I kept it inside my pocket before going inside the building. Nothing in there. ‘Well, I have another mask in my purse’ I tell myself as I pull out my car and woosh through the evening traffic all while opening my purse and taking out the mask and wearing it like a pro.

Stop at McDonalds, keep my mask in my jacket pocket, sit there and eat some mcspicy chicken waer my mask again and head back home.

Get home and undress. Get ready to take a shower. Take a shower. Come back out and see my initialised mask on my laptop table. The same one I ‘lost’ in the parking lot, forty kms away.

I stare at it while opening my purse and lo! My purse mask is still in there.

What just happened???

Nerf Gun pt2 N.R

Natasha Romanoff x Reader

Summary: R past caught up with her and she was forced to kill Natasha. But, she still has a last trick in her sleeves to save her loved one. Natasha didn't know that the mission she was assigned to was related to R

Your POV “Agent Romanoff” I said, coming out of the shadows, pointing my gun at her. I was standing on the second floor, looking down at her.

 Natasha snapped her head. “Y/N? What are you doing here?”

“For an ex-assassin, you are rather clueless.” I started going down the stairs, gun still pointed at her. 

“I was hoping to be told differently.” The both of us were pointing guns at each other. “Why are you doing this?” 

“You should know Romanoff. For a mission.” The both of us started fighting for each other’s guns, none of us actually pulling the trigger. The both of us ended up exchanging guns after a series of fights.

“Why aren’t you pulling the trigger?” Romanoff asked. “Aren’t I your mission?” 

“Just having some fun before I kill you.” I shrugged my shoulders.

Natasha POV “Then I’m sorry to spoil your fun.” I pointed the gun on my head and pulled the trigger. I could feel liquid dripping down my face but I was still standing. 

I heard Y/N laughing hysterically, clutching her stomach, swinging the gun in her other hand around. “How many times do I have to tell you to check your gun Romanoff. You can’t tell the difference in weight? You’ve lost touch.” 

I pulled the magazine out and it was filled with paint bullets. 

“Jack must have done a good job with those bullets.” She said. 

“What are you going to do?”

“I told you, your playing ground has to be to your advantage.” She raised her gun at me. “He threatened me. It’s either me or you. I guess I don’t love you as much as you did for me.” I was willing to sacrifice myself for her but she isn’t. It made no difference now, I was going to kill myself for her anyway.

“Did you ever love me?” I really wanted to know. 

“I guess you’ll never know.” 

BANG!!!

Y/N dropped in front of me. I froze. It was not supposed to turn out this way. I was the one who was supposed to die. 

When I realised what happened, I rushed next to her. Blood surrounded her body, not moving. “I’m sorry Nat.” 

“Nononono. Why did you do it?” She closed her eyes, not being able to reply. “Y/N!!!!” My heart wrenching scream echoed in the warehouse. I am going to kill the guy who caused this. 

I saw a sticky note peeking out in her chest pocket. I wiped my tears and took it out.

I really love you Nat. I really do.

I’m sorry.

Y/N xx 

Tears started staining the sticky note. “I love you too.” I gave her one final kiss on the forehead before bringing her back. 

Even until the end, she was one step ahead of me.

did andy just. fucking die in this audio.

..??

hey @fluffffpillow what happened to that vid called body trans plant or something? I was looking it up and it was gone.

Sincerely,

WHAT THE FUCK!

104 Days of Phineas and Ferb: Day 30

Day 18: Free Day

(SAo I haMve somIe bTad neHws. I coRuldn’t fiOgure ouUt whaGt tHo w?rite todIay. I triAed tPo comPe uEp wAith somethinRg buTt somehoOw comHplete freVedom meEans thBere’s toRo mucOh ideKas. I juEst couNldn’t piIck onTe. TiNs tOhe cWurse oAf thLe autLhor. SLo soErry tTo disappMoint anyEone readINg. ThLEe worsTt paMErt noINw isL thEat myE autoIcorrect seeNms to be acting up. It won’t let me Ĩ̶̱̱͉̤͓͔̑̆̅̌̐͑̂̑̚̕͝͝N̶̡̻̼͙͚̱̪̝̩̆̓̅̊͌̔̍̈́́̈̕͝͝͝ͅ-

Ṯ̶̢͇̦̠̰̩̼͓̿̅͗̔̀̾̂̕͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅh̷́̊��͙̟̗͉̜͍̙̻̝̦̹̦̣̪̖̀̏́̃͌̆͛͊͘a̶̧̛̩̤̤̝͒͊͐̽̎̀̆͛͋͘̚͝͝t̸̨̢̞̤̠̮̺̟̝̰͓͓͍̦͌̇͘ took a lot more effort than I expected. Autocorrect my dear you are my greatest tool yet my worst nemesis. Then again normally I just change around a word or two. I don’t think I’ve ever tried to fully hijack the generative text options before. Hopefully if I ever need to do this again it goes much smoother. Anywho, hello there humans! If you couldn’t tell already this is Lord Titivillus. It appears that some of our behind the scenes work that’s going into my catalog project has been…leaked. I don’t mind it however, more eyes to be seen on this project. I just wish that I would have been told of this. But that is the past and I’ve never been one to dwell there. So, why have I gone out of my way to hijack this post? Simple. I want to be the messenger here. Due to the sheer size of this Catalog we have already set aside places online to put our entries in. We also have plans to leave these entries open for others to read. Why not extend that same courtesy to here? In the upper crust of the internet! Of course you won’t be able to access the lower parts of the internet where we dwell, unless of course you know the ways down. But there is one issue here. This project is simply too much for this space. So we have decided to create our own! A separate blank space for us to work our magic in. Again, we have many technicalities to work out such as the crossposting between the magical and normal internet. But mark my words, we will succeed. So keep an eye out for when we make our debut. I’ll see you there soon. 

Did we just- not give Cyprus our twelve points?

I... I have no words. I am having insane luck with Fairy Gala this year, both the rerun of the original and Remix. Leona deigned to come home on my seventh ten-pull and I think Ortho really loves me or something, because he came home on my first ten-pull. First.

I didn’t even have to use any gems! I just used the birthday key set I got from Epel today, not really expecting much, and here he is!

trying to not be sad and/or disappointed over the fact my best friend just casually popped up to my back door half naked, handed me my walking cane, told me she was going to be in the mental hospital for a week or two, which isn't unusual from her, but I'd have to watch her brother of whomst is my ex but I'll get at least $500 out of it if I do it and then she ran back into the fucking forest and I just stood there for 6 minutes like "huh"

Well then! That's that done for another year 😂

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again