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#wendy is best girl
noodlelove3000 · 16 days
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Quick headcanon just because, can be read as platonic or romantic or just shits and giggles
Natsu and gajeel are the embodiments of shopping husband memes. lucy and levy are on hour 10 of book hunting and trying out adorable outfits while natsu and gajeel are in the background green faced and holding a billion bags.
It gets worse if they see erza and wendy cause then their 10 hour shopping trip turns into a multi day shopping spree with thousands of jewels being spent. Like Erza just loads up everyone’s hands with bows for wendy, swimsuits, parkas, cat sized clothing, and SO MANY SHOES.
The girls spend months in the dressing, which means Gajeel and Natsu also spend months in the dressing room. Over 5000 outfits get tried on. It takes 3 years of patience, a million “you look greats”s and an endless amount of“that looks nice”s, but one day everyone is finally ready to go. They almost make it out of the mall…but then Wendy sees an accessory store. Now they have to go to the accessory store because who can say no to wendy? The party buys out the accessory store. With what money you might ask?nobody knows.
Even funnier when (and i mean WHEN) in the end natsu and gajeel dead tired look for their wallets to find that they money that the girls had been using was in fact the dragonslayers’s
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lhappyface · 11 months
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Natsu: Guys, I figured out a fool proof way to figure out if someone is evil!
Gajeel: And that is…?
Natsu: If they don’t like Wendy, then they’re pure evil!
Wendy: I don’t think—
Laxus: No, he’s right for once. That is a fool proof method.
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carnis-insanis · 6 months
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My dad keeps saying that wendy reminds him of how i used to act when i was younger since I used to draw furries dying a slow and painful death and according to him, wendy would too, and i think thats based
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beccalachuchi · 9 months
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girls night girls night girls night
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maskeddiany · 8 months
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Wribbit, "the mutated"
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When Wagstaff throws so many chemicals into the water that it turns the frogs gay
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lilidawnonthemoon · 9 months
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9 years with Red Velvet 💗💛💙💚💜
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Propaganda:
Finn: A very accurate portrayal of mental health and PTSD in a thriller series? What a miracle! Finn’s trauma is not played for scares, just relatability and realistically. Due to an incident as a child, she has an extreme interest in true crime, and may be getting stalked by not just one, but TWO people.
Wendy: Girl was in the most horrific situation and came out the other side. She is so close to the horror that she can touch it, she can see Jack’s descent into madness when she rifles through his papers, she’s part of one of the most iconic chase sequences and most quoted horror movie moments. Additionally, she’s the rare final girl who *did* get to have sex and be a little less “pure”
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faintingnurses · 2 years
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wendy hcs 4 2day!
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number1edward · 6 months
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WENDY IS TESTEN THAT TEGRITY BURGER 🗣️🗣️💯💯✍️💯🗣️✍️🗣️🍔💯✍️💯🗣️🗣️✍️🍔💯✍️
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MISSSESSS LANDERS WAS A HEALTH NUT SHE COOKED FOOD IN IN A WOK🗣️🗣️🗣️
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boxwinebaddie · 4 months
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i gotta know.. how tall is bebe from ur universes because she GIVES tall, she's giving 5'6, 5'8 MAYBE burt her personality also screams 5'2. SO HOW TALL IS QUEEN?
you know something...That's A Very Interesting Question, Anon.
( its different in both fanfictions, i'm coming to find -- which is a shock to no one!!! nina makes her fanfics different but the same -- but boils down to the same conclusion: i love you, barbara stevens. )
because OKAY! so in peppermint, i Did canonically make bebe like 5'11", which i wrote in because her gigantic personality is easily 6'3"/i was playing into her limited edition south park barbie small town supermodel thing, but tbh...i did it moooostly becauseeeeee...
....i wanted to make her taller than stan just to Torment him w/ it. ;*
WHICH SKHDLSKHD!!! okay! take a shot [ of water ] every time uncle nina says One Of My Favorite Parts of Peppermint because I Knooow chapter nine SPECIFICALLY was meant to be very Emotionally Impactful because of how tenderly and earnestly stan talked about kyle, the crinkle in his nose when he concentrates to counting every freckle on his face, stendy being platonic soulmates and stan's mind finally accepting his love for KP but his body violently rejecting it??
like stan slowly succumbing to lovesickness was Gutwrenching n all
(literally)
BUT STAN & BEBE BEING SWORN ENEMIES?? PLEEEEAAASEE!!!
that was the Best part of writing nine: HANDS DOOOWN!!! like i was fucking losing my mIND. it was hard to type bc i was laughing so hard. smh its the way that stan is so nice to like every person ever...
BUT DRAWS THE LINE @ BEBE!!! STAN WOULD /FIGHT/ BEBE.
i actually had all of the stan and bebe dialogue drafted four chapters before nine was even fully sculpted out from sheer Anticipation of their catty ass interactions!!! idk abt yall but i genuinely think they're so funny and Underrated as a duo bc they r literally just...Eachother?
AKA dramatic blonde crybaby bisexual demons (bebe is bi & tall in pep, ig, more on that later) and are Fiercely overprotective over their bestfriends...in a way they both did not know was homoerotic...Smh?
anyways: i swear to god, making bebe tall in peppermint was just to make myself laugh and make stan's life more miserable like wHEN SHE INSULTED HIM AND HE FULL ON GOT ON HIS TIPTOES JUST TO GET IN HER FACE I WAS KHDSSLKDHD SMHHHH x7327392
like: bebe stevens in her full beat full glam like 6ft tall and stan like hunched over, caked in v*m, looking like literal death, using his very last vestiges of strength to try and spite bebe & passive aggressively call her Barbara? Iconic! xx like when i say stan's walk of shame to wendy's house in peppermint shambled so that ravenstan could hot boy walk to whole foods for a 4am hangover green juice in the sharchanclas on TMZ i meant that. ( sidebar besitos 4 rs: ilysm bb )
so bebe in peppermint, ofc, must b canonically tall in order to tower over pep stan/make him extra miserable during Stan Season, but regardless of plot? she totally does just Give Tall vibes...and thats how i justified that hc. like her hair is so big n full of secrets! she IS giving Bombshell, Goddess n Skyscraper...buuut even tho in RM, i DID call her 'a leggy blonde' in and probably referenced her being Tall often...
I TAKE IT BACK, TBH!!!!
because i actually...feel like in RM...
barbara angelica stevens is SHORT?
*COLLECTIVE SHOCKED WHAAAT!!! AND GAAAAAAAASP*
but i digress!!! bc!!!!
...now, i did not intend this when writing rm ( i did not think it would end up being this complex or thought out tbh i'm insane ) but its largely my weird lesson on how Looks Can Be Very Deceiving..for example: how frightening and put together jerseykyle appears to hide how broken/lost/fragile/loving he is inside? or even just ravenstan being like a hot boy celeprettyshittyboy sex symbol on stage and actualy just being boyfailure idiot eco emo boy stan off stage?
i feel like bebe's like that in the sense that she Gives steponme thick thighs save lives, mommydommy42069 vibes and oozes POWER and pure seduction...but does that all while being literally like 5 ft tall.
like ok i see you!! my pint sized polly pick those pockets QUEEN!!!!
wow jfc nonnie...tySM for this message!! ur a Genius, my friend! bc like actually, no, it makes so much MORE sense for bebe to have all that Personality in that little body ( which, kyle is bone thuggin enough for everyone in RM, bebe stevens is a plus size princess and has definitely obliterated a watermelon w/ her thighs for money. )
also because i totally think that jerseykyle sees her acting a mess at parties and just like Carries Her Out under his arm like yeah no thats enough for tonight barbie ok lets go princess *exaggerated eye roll*
( which...does it make perfect sense that jerseykyle would use pet names? no? but u know what!!! i Do think he would flip u off n call you sweetheart sarcastically!!! and whats more!!! i bet it sounds crazy stupid levels of B.A.D. in the jersey accent so anyways! its canon and its making me Blush! rm bebe stevens having been in love with one man and it being jersey kyle broflovski both at age 11 and age 21 is so REAL!!! he does not do bfs but he does do girlfriends sometimes just for marj and bebe...especially when weird guys are out at bars okay!! )
kyle broflovski is not a boys boy but he is a Boys...Girl. LHDLKSHD.
ANYWAYS!!!!!
long story short ( lmaoooooooooo )
peppermint bebe: taller than you and cooler than you, has a legit modelling contract as a senior in high school -- so does tolkien btw, runs her big mouth, runs shit but never EVER in PE, sphs hbic and had to stand on the step BELOW stan to kiss him during the spring musical (YES STAN THREW UP!!!! FOR REAL ACTUALLY!!!! HELP!!! )
rm!bebe: a beautiful gorgeous five nothing nothing wo(menace) who scams rich dudes out of their bitcon online, claims she wears bigger heels than ur dick & is like a lil purse dog pomeranian personified tbh
hope this helps!
uncle nina, who posted the least helpful ask reply ever
p.s. re: bebe stevens -- i have an ask about her where i talk about her more in detail so i'm trying not to go into too much detail, but she means a lot to me and i'm glad ur thinking of her!!! tbh it's funny? other than STYLE tbh, i get the most compliments about my bebes!!! which is so CUTE AAAA!!! i feel her in my soul so i'm glad u like her!
p.s.s. I WAS THINKING ABT HOW I I MADE BEBE A RAVENSTAN STAN IN RM ORIGINALLY HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO BE THE SECOND SHE KNOWS STAN IS RAVEN SHES LIKE WOW EW NEVERMIND COMPHET WAS CRAZY HER AND STAN IN EVERY NCU WANT TO KILL EACHOTHER ITS UNSERIOUS SHLKDKDHSD
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chloe-the-troublemaker · 10 months
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Wendy and Bebe! (not a ship)
I just realized how much my hair looks like Bebe’s because it’s so curly and styled the exact same way lmao
but mines a bit darker 😅
DO NOT STEAL MY ART!!
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noodlelove3000 · 16 days
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Gajeel and Wendy
They are just so brother-and-sister-with-a-large-enough-age-gap-that-they-often-get-mistaken-as-dad-and-daughter-core its insane.
Add levy and they literally look like a little family when they go out in public . I could totally see gajeel trying to steal wendy from team natsu with the excuse that she looks like gajeel and levy’s secret lovechild. Erza of course doesn't let that happen considering that Wendy could also be her and jellas secret love child, but she doesn't say that and instead says that changing Wendy’s team would be too much paperwork, so she cannot possibly transfer to Gajeels team.( the paper work doesn’t exist everyone is too scared to call her out on it though)
I feel like Wendy already considers most of the men in the guild to be her brothers but especially gajeel and natsu because not only do they have the same magic type, but they were literally raised together. Just the idea that gajeel,natsu, and wendy have a little dragon slayer get together ( they invite laxus and occasionally he pops up) where they do dragon things like stuff their mouth full of iron, fire, and sky(?), talk about their childhood and just be a little feral as a treat for being all proper( having basic human etiquette ).
Imagine gajeel letting wendy put bows in his hair because he wants her to feel like a kid for a bit longer and its remind him of of metalicana(?) playing with his hair. Or Wendy giving gajeel a talk about how he's going to be a great dad to his and Levy’s kids because he is already such a great brother. Or gajeel seeing how he wants his kids to be when they grow up while looking at Wendy. Think about Wendy being dragged into a guild brawl and absolutely blowing through everyone and gajeel standing there all smug because that's his little sister!
Imagine the guilt Gajeel feels knowing how many times Wendy has been abandoned at her young age. How he tries to train her to be stronger. If they get their memories back, how they compare the people they are now to the kids they started off as.
Think of the Sibling angst possibilities of Gajeel not being anything, how Wendy remembers him due to his tough life in phantom. Think about how much of each other's lives they missed? The possibilities are ENDLESS.
It’s criminal that we don't get to see more of them!
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simpleroses · 6 days
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The Girlie Squirrelys
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cartmankisser · 2 years
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could u do wendy, henrietta and michael (separate) x fem reader nsfw hcs ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
ty ily ( ˘ ³˘)❤( ˘ ³˘)❤
sorry this took me a minute dude writing smut is so hard for me 😭
someone else requested micheal nsfw headcanons not too long ago, so i'm gonna leave him out of this one and post it later, separately
anyways nsfw below the cut, all characters are aged up
reblogs > likes
wendy is pretty inexperienced when it comes to sex. i mean she knows what she's supposed to do, but actually doing it is always pretty awkward,,, well usually foreplay goes really smooth!! kissing to groping to grinding,, but like?? actually initiating sex is really awkward
"um a-are you okay? with um,, y'know??"
i know it's a pretty common headcanon, but i really do think she's a switch. in either scenario, i know she'd be gentle and affectionate
i mean, she only really likes passionate sex, i can't see her as one for quickies or anything like that. she has a pretty low sex drive, so if she wants to have sex, she wants it to be the real deal!
henrietta is obv a hard dom,, she LOVES to be in control. but maybe you could get her to sub if you really tried?? but it's very unlikely
you already know the vibes in her room are god-teir for horny times. the dim lighting, red candles and incense lit, her music playing quietly,, LIKE CMON ITS LITERALLY PERFECT
she really loves being mushy and affectionate while also being rough with you? like she would kiss you on the forehead, cuddle, and make out with you while simultaneously pumping her fingers in and out of you with enough force to rock the bed
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fionnemrys · 4 months
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Gifts from the parental units.
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acekoomboom · 9 months
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characters that are very me-coded but i can't explain how:
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Thanks for tagging me in @outer-edges ;) Gah I wanna explain why they're all me so bad but I can't bc that's not how you play.
@watatsumi-island and @the-portal-rule-book you're next :) if you wanna.
Wendy Darling, Peter Pan (2003)/ Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games/ Jane Villanueva, Jane The Virgin/ Kara Danvers, Supergirl/ Samwise Gamgee, The Lord of the Rings/ Melissa McCall, Teen Wolf (TV)/ Dawn Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/ Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Moon (1992)/ Angela Montenegro, Bones.
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