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heleizition · 3 months

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DAMN not me being like whos cody and the plot post being like GODS FUCKING CLONE CHILD. tell me everything we love an apocalypse harbinger. also CAIN MY BOI poor baby needs that therapy. also the whole 'and god thought mh well i liked that lets try again'? chefs kiss. I Wish To Know The Past Lives by you categorised as kinda boring THING pls. does cain get a bestie? someone give this man a bigger support and luv system. also vik is a BABY? a former child. A BABY!! also W HA T is that fuckery with jasper tell me absolutely everything please

SHES MY FAVORITE WEIRDO GIRL I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES HOLY AND BRINGS A RELIGIOUS FLAVOR OF TERROR THAT I. CARE ABOUT <===== guy who was not raised religious at all idk why im so into it

so in the plot post i mentionned there's a memory thing. everyone remembers bits here and there of their past life, and usually demons mostly remembers bad things they did bc thats how u manipulate people into doing more things that are . not good. cody and jasper are the only ones with no memories of past life bc they were created in this realm, and had no past life. she has no idea she's god's soldier, They sent her down there mostly for Their own entertainement and everything she does is her own choice and will, even if god can "feel it" (which is why . they end up sending the whole lil family back on earth . for a chance to be happy. bc they feel cody's happiness.)

for the rest :

past lives ! um ill put lil warnings before. each lives.

Nell & Belly : tw for child abuse, sexual abuse and exploitation, adults not helping like they should lol

Nell and Belly (btw their full names are Nathanel and Anabelle) are born twins, nell just a few minutes before his sister. their mother died at birth which sent their father (an already not . good guy) into deep constant rage and pain . once they grow up a bit . i mean like. 7 or so. theres sexual abuse happening . and beatings. selling out his kids for a night for money. nothing fun. nell and belly get through it together until at like 16 nell (who's like, underfed, short, no muscles) snaps and stabs their dad over and over again .

nell only remembers this, killing his dad, with absolutely no context behind (protecting himself, protecting his sister, freeing them) so he thinks he used to be a Bad person. after that they get placed in the system, ig theres a trial but its ruled as legitime defense, and once they're 18 belly just. vanishes. they both deal very differently with what their whole life was, nell cant go on, can barely support himself, thinks he should have died right then, and belly flees from nell to find . somewhere where she can forget. she regrets it but nell dies before she can reconnect (not sure how, his death isn't rly whats important here,,, im thinking . so numb he can't rly recognize whats around him . walk in front of a car. yeah). belly struggles to have a happy life after that and ... im not sure how she dies yet. im thinking drowning bc its a thing that almost happens in the farm au....

as an angel, she doesnt remember much, because there wasn't much happiness in her life. also these two as twins have a bond that still connect them in angel/demon realm ! so they know the other exist and they remember once they meet !!

eden : tw for transphobia, drugs, suicide, abusive family ?

i'll go short w him bc it's not pleasant and it makes me sad <==== guy who MADE this backstory

eden is trans, always feels out of place as a kid, as a teen. his parents kick him out at eighteen bc they "can" and bc even if eden never said anything, they Know and don't want him in here. he has a friend who helps for a while, until the rumors spread about him being a ~ freak ~ and his friend is like. im sorry my parents cant let u impose in the house. anymore. : /// . eden is lost and desperate and doesn't know what to do, sells himself, gets into drugs to get through the days, finds out the days aren't worht getting through, kills himself. yay

he's one of the few who's always remembered his past fully,,,

LENA lena my BABYGIRL um tw for war mostly

this happens in a fictif medieval era lmao she's the princess of a kingdom, daughter of a kind king and queen, destined to rule, fighting among the army already, everyone loves her, except her small kingdom gets torn apart by another kingdom, not that much bigger, but with much greater military strength. the country gets torn apart before the army, the king and queen can do anything. the enemies arrive to the capital and lena doesn't even ask and joins the vanguard. she uses a sword at this point, get through enemies after enemies, and it looks like there's hope, until one of the enemy's captain reach her. it's a bit of a eowyn versus the nazgul vibe in lotr except lena doesn't win. she's slain, and slowly dies on hte battlefield with her beloved country burning, and the people she swore to protect screaming and dying.

she's very loved. i care her so much. she's my default when idk what to draw :3 she remembers being a loved princess, and slowly remember the last fight. it haunts her, the weight of losing this fight, that she couldn't do more, even if it's from a time long gone.

titania ummmm well theres grooming. witch hunt and betrayal.

i have to research the exact period titania's past happens, but its between late 1400 and early 1600s i think !

she loses her parents very young and thus, is cared for by the local church. there's a priest here who teaches her to use her looks and innocence as a way to get things, information, food, anything. once she's 13/14, he starts showing her the more physical way to do so.

she starts using sex as a way to learn things. she's the person who knows the most about anyone in the village. she's an important figure, one who's gifted things to keep silent, who gives her body in exchange for things to hang up against someone. she hates the priest who made her who she is . she couldn't have been something else, happier, lighter, but she's this, and she's too deep in to just stop.

she's too powerful, she knows too much, and when there's word in the village of a witch inhabiting it, they all turn to her. they have a way to get rid of her and the power she holds over them. she screams what she knows when she's brought to the center of the village, screams her hate of the priest who made her who she is, destroys everyone's nice little life because it cost hers. she dies burning, and everyone chooses to act like they never heard her in her final day.

she's the wise calm one who's actually full of anger and wrath. i love her a lot. there's this french song i love ("a witch like any other") which talks abt . women. women and men treating women like they're granted. and like. its a titania song. if u wanna give it a listen this version is amazing altho it's more powerful if u know french....

VIK UM OKAY not much tw here. it's just fucking sad. im a terrible oc parent. it's also heavily inspired by hell's girl season 3's protagonist past..................... it's basically that tbh SOEJFEFSJS

his mother and him are not allowed in the village. his mother is sick. he doesn't know it, he just follows his mother. she's kind and beautiful, gives him food and tells him stories. he's 4. they can't get in the village and he doesn't know why, so they find dry places in the woods to live. it's fun, it's everything he's ever known. one day his mother doesn't wake up, so he goes to try and find food by himself, to surprise her. when he's back, she's still not awake. she's stiff and cold, so he gives her his blanket and waits. days pass. he's hungry, he's thirsty, he's 5, he doesn't know anything, doesn't know how to go on, the usually places he finds bits of food are empty. it's colder and his mother hasn't moved since that day.

it's snowing. it's pretty. he wishes his mom could wake up and see it but he's starting to think that maybe she won't.

vik dies, age 5, in the forest, cold hungry and alone.

he doesn't remember anything, and his ignorance nd naivety makes him so much easier for noah to manipulate him. she doesn't mean to at first, she sees a child who could use some help, and she's always wanted a child. but they're at war, and sacrifices need to be made.

ABEL AND CAIN'S PAST ISNT CLEAR TO ME RN IM SORRYYYYY SOMETHING ABT ABEL BEIGN A RULER AND CAIN HIS SHADOW WHO KILLS FOR HIM YAGHHHHHH IDK MAN abel slowly remembering that he was a mercyless king who made his people suffer just like hte people he's trying to fight rn,,,,,,,,,,, honey

i don't have much planed for cain in tame of support rn im sowwy.................... i wanna work on it tho.......... i have a lot of secondary charactres that he could fit with...............

noah used to be a cool fearless pirate stealing rich people to give to the poor in her hometown mostly. finding strays and helping them. i love that for her . she was a good guy, a robin hood, and then her devotion to god fucked her up (aka hermit the frog by marina). she jst fights bc she thinks it will bring peace until she learns god was just Bored lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't think i forgot anyone ? if i did i am sorry (bows down to my kids)

jasper's thing......................... well. there's always been experiments. trying to find a being Higher. jasper was created in a lab. then he and another kid, angel this time, were fused. the scar is most likely due to this . for the longest time jasper just thought he had a strong inner voice but it's this other kid (no name yet sowwy!!!!!!! im coming up with this on the spot actually which is why i like being asked abt them it makes me THINK). he's the only saved experiment from this. abel and cain had been sent to investigate on a demon who's part of the high council, but who some people thought was shady. he indeed was. they destroyed eveything (u don't toy with life) and found jasper. omg . they both kind of raised him . ohhhhhhhhhhhhh OHHHHHHH

anyway later in the story, belly and him are fighting opponent, belly is cool and strong but she almost dies and well . those two are in love and it makes jasper's inner angel wake up along with some new powers. not sure exactly what!!!! im thinking !!!! ok i gotta go grocery show now BE BACK SOON BC I SEE MORE THINGS IN MY INBOX

#ask me #the unwanted #<3 #jasper #cain #nell #belly #abel #cody #titania #lena #noah #think i got everything lol BRB

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cyberdragoninfinity · 1 year

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Kaito Tenjo

OK TO PREFACE im only about halfway through zexal rn (on about episode 82) so I don't have the full Kaito spectrum on my plate just yet, but here's my thoughts with what I've got from him so far:

favorite thing about them: like looking at everything about Kaito/Kite on the table, he is....an extraordinarily silly yugioh character, and I adore that about him. He's this weirdo 18 year old beefing with middle schoolers AND he has turbo bad dad problems AND he has a funny little robot sidekick AND he flies around on the robot AND he's a very very sweet big brother (I love his interactions with Hart especially, the way his whole demeanor shifts...really really good.)

least favorite thing about them: ok this one isnt really Kite's fault but oh my Fucking god galaxy eyes decks on duel links are an absolute un-nerfec NIGHTMARE to deal with to the point that every time i run into a Kite main i groan internally because I know the next eight minutes or so are going to Suck. konami nerf that fucking skill PLEASE.

favorite line: ok so in the dub which is what i watch, he only ever calls his father "Dr. Faker", like, exclusively. Except towards the end of zexal I when Faker's about to fall into the Barian Wormhole Black Hole Fuckery Whatever, and Kite says "Now where's my dad?" And that's just such a lovely subtle little choice there with the language, I really like it. I love ygo families so much.

brOTP: I love his relationship with Hart so much, but I also ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO BITS the dynamic he has with Quinton/V/Chris Arclight....like they really clocked me over the head with Surprise Surrogate Siblings Moments with the kite/quinton duel during the WDC and that has me BARKING AND HOWLING!!! MY TYPE OF CONTENT

OTP: idk if i have one rn?? Kind of vibing with aro Kite in general tbh. firing my beam attack (aromanticism)

nOTP: kite/yuma...... nnnnot a fan. You Are 18 Go Date Someone Who's Not a Middle Schooler. Please.

random headcanon: I feel like this guy definitely forgets to eat and will routinely keep like. a granola bar or jerky in his big stupid coat that he inevitably forgets is in there until it's been pulverized to crumbs post-flying around on Orbital adventure.

unpopular opinion: again dont really know whats popular and whats unpopular but kite's like....role in the story does perplex me a little (not in a bad way. just in a I'm Thinking About This Way). Like it's not uncommon for ygos to give the protag secondary rivals (hi jaden) but Kite and Shark are really like BOTH jammed into the Designated Rival slot and it's an interesting choice. wait hang on as im typing this im having the brain blast---is kite supposed to be ASTRAL'S rival, not yuma's??? HANG ON. SECTION CANCELED I NEED TO THINK ON THAT ONE.

song i associate with them: dont have one. maybe sometime after i finish the series....

favorite picture of them: i just really like how he looks here. luv when zexal characters have really tiny irises. <3 reminds me of my art style.

#i like kite well enough but im hoping z2 warms me up more to his character... i want to like him more #asks #angrykittenz62 #ygo posting

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bakubub · 3 years

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HI CAN U PLS DO A SCENARIO/FIC WHERE JEAN HAS A BIG CRUSH ON READER (READER DOESNT KNOW) AND JUST GETS JEALOUS REALLY EASILY EVEN THO HES TOO SHY TO CONFESS??? LUV YR BLOG BTW

(🌙 anon)

YES OFC I CAN ADUHKDJ

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in which jean has a crush on you but is too shy to admit it...

“whatcha think?” I ask jean, holding up my laptop to show him my essay.

he gives the screen a once over, nodding his head with his lower lip jutting out slightly as he becomes more and more impressed. "can't believe you actually managed to make a shitty 800 word essay look 6 pages long and impressive. good job," he says, holding his hand out for a high five.

beaming, I slap my hand onto his, pressing print doc and sealing my fate for this dreadful assignment that's been hanging over my head for the past 4 weeks. I get up to collect my papers from the library printer, thinking of all the things I’m going to do tonight without the stress of this essay. maybe I should take a bath… nah, a long hot shower… and then get into my pjs and-

where the fuck are my papers? I check around the printer to make sure they hadn’t fallen off or something, but come up empty. grumbling about the shitty printers and how they never seem to work when I need them to, I check my laptop only to see that the print out command was completed.

"oh for fuck's sake," jean looks up from his own books when hears me huffing and swearing under my breath, but I just wave him off, walking back to the printer to see if they fell on the floor or something.

I swear to god if it doesn’t print-

"uh- excuse me? are these your papers?" I hear, breaking me out of my increasing anger. I turn around eagerly, and sure enough my glorious, precious and pristine essay is in the strangers hands.

"yes! ahhh, thankyousomuch!" I grab the paper's out of the person's hands and make my way back to the table, my anxiety dissipating as I check and double check and triple check that all the papers are there.

"what's up?" jean asks when I sit back on our table.

"watch," I say, euphoric as I slide the papers into a plastic pocket, placing it in front of me dramatically once I did so.

"you're a weirdo, you know that?" he asks, chuckling as he stretches on his chair, his seemingly never ending arms extending over his head. I find my eyes trailing down as his sweater reaches up with his arms, and quickly look away, hoping he wouldn't realise the slight warmth spreading on my cheeks.

"hey," jean says, nudging my forearm to get my attention, nodding behind me when I look at him.

I turn around to see who's coming, maybe its finally eren and mikasa with our drinks! ever since they've started dating, they've had a hard time... staying on task. maybe jean and I should just go get them-

"uh, hi. I'm the guy from earlier... I was- I was wondering if you wanted to grab a coffee with me?" taken aback, I see the same guy who had my precious essay, looking at me with one hand rubbing the back of his neck.

"oh! um, I'm sorry, but I'm actually here with my friend..." I say, awkwardly gesturing to jean.

the guy looks over at jean and takes a step back from me, looking even more nervous than before.

"oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't know it was...like that. um... bye," he says, waving awkwardly as he speed walks away, his hands shoved in his pockets and his head looking down.

"I feel kinda bad," I mutter, turning around to find jean with a look of fury so intense I suddenly understand why that guy reacted the way he did. if I was him, I'd be running away with my tail between my legs too. "hey," I say, cocking my head to the side and into his line of sight, where he was burning lasers into the retreating guy’s back. “what’s up with you all of a sudden?”

jean's face visibly relaxes when I talk to him, the look that promised violence subsiding and a calm expression taking its place. he places his hand over mine, a distant voice in my head screaming at the size difference but the more realistic one taken aback by his actions.

he clears his throat, brows still furrowed, “nothing. that guy just pissed me off.” I furrow my own brows, unsure of where to go from here. should I insist that he tells me? then again, jean's never been one to keep secrets from me before, out of the entire group we're the closest. he's clearly not comfortable sharing what's got him so worked up.

so, instead of prying, I smile,comfortingly turning my hand around in his to squeeze reassuringly.

"we're back! did ya miss me skinny jeans?" eren says, loud enough for our table neighbours to give us all dirty looks.

eren’s voice startles me and I instinctively snatch my hand out of jean’s, who awkwardly brings his hand back next to him and stares down eren.

mikasa kicks him in the shin to shut him up, and hands me my beloved drink. my irrational fear and eren's whining becomes secondary as I sigh in satisfaction once I take a sip, the liquid calming my nerves and bringing the taste of absolute bliss into my mouth. a large smile taking over my features, I look over to see jean watching me, a small smile on his own face.

I raise my brows, questioning his look. he only shrugs as he takes a sip of his own drink, narrowing his eyes at eren with suspicion. "oi what the fuck did you do to my drink, dipshit?" eren looks over at jean with just about the evilest smile I've ever seen.

"guess." is all he says, his emerald eyes twinkling with malice, and its enough for jean to lose his cool and leap over the table and onto eren, landing a hit straight to his face. they both fall off the table and chair and end up brawling on the floor, making a large ruckus.

mikasa and I share a look of disgust as we get our drinks and bags, heading for the exit before we get black listed with the boys.

“so~~ you and jean, huh? I have to say, I saw it coming,” she says, fiddling with the straw of her drink as we walk outside. “I saw you two holding hands and staring into each other’s eyes like an old married couple so don’t even try to deny it,” she says, smirking at me.

“I-um, its- its not like that mikasa! I swear, he just got really angry at some guy and I was trying to calm him down…” I say, trying and failing to convince her of my innocence.

“mhm, I’m sure that's the case. so, when can we go on our double date?” she asks, laughing at my horrified expression.

"so... what did eren do to jean's drink?" I ask, trying and succeeding in changing the topic before I burst a vein in stress.

mikasa laughs again, “nothing. he just filled jean with paranoia. you know how they are.” I laugh along in disbelief that jean fell for that, and watch the two of them exit the library, flushed cheeks, disheveled hair and no drinks in sight.

“the librarian confiscated our drinks, thanks to horse-face here,” eren says glumly, sporting a quickly developing bruise under his eye, and indiscreetly staring directly at my cup.

"don't fucking test me, you oily haired freak," jean retaliates, shooting him a side glare.

"hey! don't even look at my drink! I've been waiting for it for way too long and I’m not sharing!" I say, looking away from eren. mikasa shrugs and gives her drink to eren, and his face lights up like a puppy's as he takes his girlfriend's drink, drinking about half of it in one go.

"enough, enough, ok the rest is mine-" mikasa says, snatching back her drink from his hand, a bit of the drink spilling out as its yanked out of eren's mouth. I watch her examine the bruise on his face quickly but my attention is brought to jean as he snorts, walking up next to me and taking my bag off my shoulder and slinging it over his without a word, nodding his head to walk with him. following along, I find guilt clouding my mind as I remember that he hadn't had anything to drink yet.

as wordlessly as he took my bag, I hold out my drink, gesturing for him to have some. he raises his brows in shock, but when he's met with my persistence, he hesitantly takes a sip. "thanks," he mutters, looking down at me, a smile playing on his lips.

I smile back warmly and give him a little side hug around his toned waist, letting go if only to hide my once again blushing face. after what mikasa teased me about earlier, jean's blushing face causes my heart to beat erratically, my thoughts racing as I think about the possibility that he could actually like me. that would explain why he got so mad in the library… my thoughts are halted as he trips on his own two feet, eren turning around at just the right moment and laughing at him. I stifle my giggles, my hand over my mouth as he straightens his hoodie, but it does nothing to stop him from noticing.

"you laughing at me?" he asks teasingly, a threatening look on his features.

"so what if I am?" I ask back, feeling bold as I lift my head, attempting to stare down his 6'2 frame. he smirks down at me and dumps our bags onto eren, before lifting me up and over his shoulder, running full speed down the road.

"AHH- JEAN NO! PUT ME DOWN! OK, OK I'M SORRY I'M SORRY- I WASN’T LAUGHING- PUT ME DOWN!" I screech, my voice octaves higher than usual and my hands pounding hopelessly against his chest. his large hand is resting on the small of my back and my legs are hopelessly kicking behind us, flailing like a prey caught by its predator.

"you want me to put you down?" jean asks, entering the swimming facility of our college.

"YES! Oh FUCK I MEAN NO NO, JEAN DON'T DO IT I SPENT HOURS GETTING READY THIS MOR-"

jean did not listen to the rest of what I had to say.

gasping for air and using my finally useful kicking to get to the surface of the swimming pool, I glare at jean from where he's laughing his ass off on the side of the pool. I distantly register mikasa and eren laughing and recording the whole thing, before I think of a quick plan that will probably fail when taking the difference in our body mass into account. who needs logic anyway?

I wade over to the side of the pool, pretending to not be able get out. I brace my hands on the side, jumping up and failing, as jean calms down and walks over. ah yes, the unshakable gentleman side of his charms is going to be the downfall of him today.

"need some help?" he asks, his smirk irritatingly hot.

looking up at him with real anger, I lie straight through my teeth, “yes, of course I need help! my clothes are weighing me down and I’m all wet and-” my fit of anger is cut short as he literally squats, grabs me from under my arms and pulls me out of the pool like a child.

what the actual fuck. how strong is this guy?!

there goes my plan to yank him in with me.

he sets me down, quickly letting go of me and stepping back, drying his hands on a towel he got for me from the locker rooms.

“is this clean, asshole?” I ask, shaking like a leaf. he nods, a deep red blush on his face and looking anywhere but at me as I wipe my face and wrap the towel around myself like a woman would fresh out of the shower.

that hot bath is sounding sooo good right now.

“I’m sorry, looking back, that wasn’t my best idea. especially on a cold day,” he says sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck. I narrow my eyes at him, before turning around and walking to the exit, asking eren to drop me off.

“no! wait, I’ll drop you off. you’ll get the asshole’s car wet,” he says, grabbing my wrist from behind me.

“fine,” I huff, following him to his car. “bye guys,” I say to eren and mikasa, who both laugh and wave us off, turning around and walking, eren’s arm over her shoulders.

I turn on my heels, facing jean with a sigh as I follow him, our bags on his shoulder and his anger long gone. “are you actually mad?” he asks, looking back to where I’m walking.

“maybe. depends on if you shout me dinner after dropping me off home,” I say, shooting my shot.

because sure. he threw me in the swimming pool. to be fair, I dumped a whole bottle of water over his head last winter, and parts of his hair literally froze into icicles. it was pretty funny… but I have no right to be mad about this after all that I’ve put him through.

he stops walking and looks at me, his usually intense eyes widening in surprise, “like… a date?”

I raise my brows, smiling at him through the cold, “do you want it to be a date?”

I huffs a laugh, leaning down and placing a kiss on my cheek, his caramel eyes boring into mine. “yes. yes I would very much love for this to be a date.”

“good. now take me home, I’m cold.”

#experienced a whole ass earthquake while writing this #the world literally quaked #LMFAO #hope you liked it bub #jean kirschtien #jean x reader #jean kirstein #jean aot #attack on titan #attack on titan x reader #aot fics #aot imagines #aot au #jean x gn!reader #i wasnt kidding abt the earthquake btw :|#from: 🌙 anon

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cake-in-a-tin · 4 years

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My thoughts rewatching all the Harry Potter movies back to back

forgive typos, and be warned - there's a lot...

the first two have a smaller amount of thoughts for some reason, idk why

Philosopher’s Stone

teeny harry haha

that snake is so beautiful

no post on sundays bro

hi hagrid

how did the dursleys get off the island tho

aw harry is so teeny and innocent

ollivander’s entrance is so iconic, like i want to enter every room like that

hermione is so great already

and you are…

‘you’ve got dirt on your nose by the way, did you know?’

haha tiny malfoy

TREVOR! + neville

that death glare mcgonagall omg

oof snape really hates harry

it's leviooosa not leviosaaa

troll in the dungeon!!!

hi fluffy

ew norbert is gross to be completely honest

creepy malfoy staring at the window

malfoy being sassy wow

‘nighty night…’ whyyy filch?

oof ron are u ok

bye hermione

voldemort is kinda cute with his big eyes

harry really just killed quirrell jeez man

alas earwax

Chamber of Secrets

ah go away dobby don't be weird

yes the car with fred and george

oof bye uncle vernon haha

ah awkward let go of harry lockhart we hate u

haha ginny is iconic

rons face when the train comes omg

ron can drive? that's impressive…

ooh a voice scaryyy

hey colinnn

eat slugs - yas

let go of his arm lockhart

uh oh colin is petrified

hahaha snape annihilated lockhart wow

gosh moaning myrtle is annoying

tom riddle is such a weirdo hgh

ew spiders

lockhart is hilarious when he has lost his mind wow

yas fawkes

ew he just stuck the sword right through its head didn't he...

powerful sock…

go away lucius ur annoying

Prisoner of Azkaban

ugh aunt marge blow up already

sassy harry tm

tom is iconic

so is crookshanks tbh

the knight bus kinda sucks in the movie tho

yess lupin hi

ugh shut up trelawney

ah the best scene aka harry and draco being sassy towards each other

‘it’s killed meh!’

the other best scene: lupin, boggarts and the record player

love when they are eating sweets and just being good friends

yay marauders map - iconic fred and george

nice snowman also

my dad didn't strut and neither do i - yeah right...

yes leave hermione

trelawney stop being creepy

take that malfoy

harry third wheeling

yas remus save sirius

"old married couple" haha snape knows what's up

die peter lol

haha yes they will chop your leg off ron definitely

ugh harry stop being noble

haha yes mentioning the marauders

ew stop peter

oh no werewolf

sirius is so dramatic haha he cant stop turning into a werewolf my dude

bad idea yes ron i agree

oof fight him sirius

no sirius!

the dementorssss

no harry that's not a real patronus dude

nom eat the little soul nugget nice

ah no they're gonna kiss sirius nooo

scabbers did it ok... shut up ron

dumbledore just smacking ron's broken leg and being mysterious

and enter many time paradoxes

‘this is not normal’ hahahah wow harry

yess save buckbeak dudes

yas beautiful patronus dude

this music tho wow

au revoir sirius

I wonder how many stairs they ran up...

poor ron so confused

that bird just got squished no

don't leave lupin

please tell harry about the marauderss

i love lupin omg

ooh a firebolt thanks godfather

the ending face wow

Goblet of Fire

ooh nagini hello

yay frank you will die soon so enjoy your tea

dr who!

ah voldemort's creepy little hand tm

yes ron is covering his non existent boobs wow

hermione's so mad 4 some reason

yes cedric diggory in a tree

everyone has long hair why

isn't just any manky old boot mate

cedric amos and arthur are show offs

feet off the table!

i luv magik

wow krum is enjoying himself

Why is draco wearing a suit?

lucius is very ominous

think ur in luvvv ron

is there no winky in this? sad

harry is so awkward omg

bye hedwig find sirius even though the ministry cant

oh bonjour beauxbatons

wow so dramatic here come the durmstrang peoples

wow run filch ao athletic

ew the beauxbatons entrance is so weird and compared to the durmstrang one is kind of sexist

ow poor flitwick a fork to the hand that's gotta hurt

moody is so dramatic

dumbledore already shouting nice

why does he have so many bugssss

ah that is a creepy spider

poor neville he has to have cuppa with moody that sucks

yess fred and george back at it again

hermione ruining the vibe

HARRY POTTER DIDJA PUTCHA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH dumbledore asked calmly

what would happen if harry was just like "nope"? would he die that would be interesting

igh rita skeeter go away ur creepy my dude

hate it when ur eyes glisten with ghosts of ur past

yas sirius in a fire

"who are u talking to?" "im vlogging ron" (how it should have gone. harry should have a youtube channel just saying)

poor harry a third wheel yet again between madame maxime and hagrid ew

wow draco in a tree, why? so many people in trees this movie

"nyaaah"

malfoy as a ferret is my favorite character

my father will hear about thissss

omg rita get outttt

fight the dragonnnn

feel like someone should have stopped the dragon after it broke free... idk *shrugs*

it would be so boring if u were watching the tournament because you can't see anything that's happening most of the time, only for the 1st task and a bit if the 3rd task.

knew u wouldnt die harry, lose a leg - or an arm -pack it in all together? nevaaaaa

god just open it harry

ron ur so awkward...

harry spitting out his drink will never not be funny to me

oh yes the gorgeous dress robes

poor ron has it tough, having to dance with mcgonagall and having ro wear those robes...

*babbling bumbling band of baboons*

the twins are hilarious in this haha

aw neville!

snape is really violent can't 2 boys discuss their love lives or lack thereof in peace

ron's jealous of viktor krum haha

love harry just being so confused and saying "spectacular" when cedric speaks to him.

given the fact harry literally told him the task cedric didn't do that much to help.

ugh no myrtle stop

harry going "do i" when neville tells him he seems tense is such a mood

harry's hair when he was swimming haha

just leave them harryy omg too noble

harry holds his breath for a long time after his gills go away - longer than i can

fred and george making fun of harry having 'moral fiber' is exactly what i would do in the situation

mr crouch stop being weird

yes finally singing hoggy warty hogwarts

oh hi mr crouch, taking a nap in the forest are u? cool

i would say do not stick your face in the pensieve but that's just me

Dr Who changed a bit since i last saw him, he's a bit mental now...

snape is so iconic wow

"bubble juice sir?" bahaha sassy harry back at it again

this music is so great

i would freak out if i had to go in that maze it's so creepy and feels like it would be so filled with jumpscares just nope

"a cauldron? What are u guys gonna do - eat me? that's gross!" feels like it should be in the movie

aw baby voldemort is so cute

ugh just chop off another finger or something wormtail jeez so much drama

how is voldemort still alive - the cauldron is on fire??

the movie is also really missing voldemort dancing with the death eaters

u dont have hair my dude stop caressing ur bald head

voldemort has lovely long fingernails

lucius' blonde hair poking out from beneath his hood is so funny 4 some reason.

"i can touch u now" is really not a good sentence

bit awkward to return with a dead body...

its alright harry *shakes his head violently*

uh oh that's not professor moody its barty jr

Order of the Phoenix

halfway done woo

the intro music is still a jam the 5th time

that is big whinging not little whinging

hi big D what a great nickname...

uh oh dementorrrrr

yes mrs figg the most iconic character in the movies

harry looks a lot like frodo baggins

yay the order is rescuing him finally

yes remus and sirius and mrs weasley and everyone

ooh kreacher

jeez hermione attack him

crookshanks attacking the extendable ears is just what my cat would do

cute godfather godson moments yeass

arthur weasley trying to function as a muggle is just so wholesome

ugh not umbridge ew

yes clear those charges

aw padfoot yess

wow that's a lovely coat sirius

voldemort looks great in a suit wow

didn't harry see his parents die? why couldn't he see the thestral before?

yes luna!

oh shut up umbridge oh my goddd

yes ron u tell seamus like a good friend

sassy harry reaching full potential

ugh umbridge sucks wow

so evil torturing harry

yes weasleys wizards wheezes

luna is so pure and perfect

the friendship between her and harry is so amazing

yas tell umbridge, mcgonagall

trelawneys bad but she doesn't deserve to be kicked out by umbridge

oof professor dumbledore just straight up ignored harry

yes harry just say you're rubbish that will make people think your sane

yes hermione break the rules!

oof ginny is jealous of cho liking harryyyy

yay the room of requirement!

dumbledores army is so fabuloussss

nigel is amazing and i love him

wow hermione just knocked out ron haha

harry potter the boy who made cheesy inspirational speeches

wow ginny is so powerful

harry and cho are so awkward eeehhhh

just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon *cringy forced laughter*

occlumency lessonnssss yay what fun

cute christmas scenes wow

ooh the family tree and sirius' backstory yay

harry u aren't becoming like voldemort u are going through pubertyyyy its hormonesssssss

yay hagrid finally

oh no it's bellatrix get ready for crazinesss

poor sirius he keeps getting the blame for everything that's so unfair

is neville tall or is harry short, because there is a huge height difference

aw all the patronuses are so cute

uh oh here comes umbridge...

noo they are captured and dumbledores lying waaa

oof dumbledore is as sassy as harry at some points - "dumbledores got style"

no umbridge is heaf and shes fricking evilllll

grawp yess. hes kind of cutee

ron is jealous of grawp bahaha

sheesh snape chill

yes a bit of maraudrrss aahhhh

thats it? noo

aw fred and george comforting a little boy is too cute!

yes fred and george!!! disrupt those OWLS!!

no harry! he doesn't have sirius nooo

yes hermione fake it till u make it ( or until u get umbridge attacked by grawp )

yay the centaurs are here as well get herrr

'i must not tell lies' the sass omg

jeez how many prophecies are there wow

pranked, harry dude ur kind of rubbish

well done ginny you've made all the prophecies fall

yh id rather watch my friends die than give u the prophecy, don't really like them tbh

yas sirius!

the order yes

you're beautiful sirius

noooooo siriusss 😭😭😭😭

yooo voldemort my dudeee

hope the ministry has a massive roomba

the DA just come in to see harry writhing on the floor and are like 'cool'

nice one fudge finally realised he's back cool, cool

ah yes angsty harry tm

aw poor luna, her shoes are all stolen.

luna is an icon though

we have something voldy doesn't - noses hahahaha

Half Blood Prince

uh oh the dark mark is here

death eaters as well fun

fenrir greyback!!

oh no not this bridge! i went across it and i was scared af

dumbledore appearing out of nowhere is so funny

ew slughorn no

wow i need dumbkwdored tidying spell so badly

slughorn collecting people is kind of creepy tbh

im so glad i dont have as many staircases as the weasleys

oh yes narcissa and bellatrix being shifty

oops snape u probs shouldnt have done that

yess fred and george!!!

weasleys wizard wheezes looks amazinggg

uh not cormac mclaggen

oooh its "draco and mummy"

no fenrir we wanted to look at draco stroking a cabinet

yes arnold!

yes draco malfoy is a "creepy bloke" ronald

why is draco always wearing a suit??

yes draco is going to pigfarts!

ouch why would u stomp on his nose??

yez luna save him

noo dont let snape teach defense against the dark arts!! i miss lupin...

poor harry having to do potions again ugh

dun dun dunnn the half blood prince

poor seamus stuff is still exploding

haha dumbledore ships hermione and harry lol

baby tom riddle is creepyy

tom riddle and slughorn were bffs wow so cute

edgy draco in his loki suit

aw rons the only one listening

ugh cormac mclaggen is so gross nooo

haha ron is so rubbish at quidditch id be just like him

'the binding is fragile' hahaha excuses

harry sleeps with his potions book hheehe wow

wow sneaky draco

rons face when hermione mentions her snogging him haha.

uh oh cursed necklace alert

harry pottrr the boy who just knew

snape is so sarcastic wow icon (not really tho ew)

oh god they're talking about skin aahhh

noo harry stop being awkwarddddd sit downn

ew cormac stop eating profiteroles so suggestively ugh

haa rons outfit

ew lavender stopp

oh yes "felix felicis" makes ron great at quidditch

poor hermione she just loves ron thats all

aw hermione and harrys friendship is so nice

angsty draco standing in a tower

"bUt I aM tHe ChOsEn OnE" god harry so pretentious

luna is the coolest person there is, nice work harry

draco in a suit again looking sad he does that a lot

no draco ur apple!

oh nvm its back dw

ugh cormac sucks. hermione why??

at least cormac did 1 good thing and vomited on snapes shoes

draco was lurking omgggg thats his vibe now

cant break an unbreakable vow - figured that out for myself thanks (sassy harry)

ew lavender stopppp

ooh noo ginny dont feed him a mince pie awkwarddd

thanks ron

stoppp ginny. harry can tie his own shoelaceee

why do they need to burn the burrow this doesnt happen in the books #not canon

wow everyones sassy including hermione now

also lav is an awful nicknname

aha tom riddle is still creepy

okay thats a lie slughorn u told him about horcruxes

uh oh ron loves romilda vane oop

harry thinks the moon is divine haha

Ron hugging a pillow then falling off the sofa in the background oh my gosh

slughorn is so useless

haha snapes face while rons saying hermiones name

draco being edgy again woowwww

lavender that is a death glare if ever i saw one

oh no draco is crying in a bathroom now like a moody teenager

let him cry in peace harry god man

'nyaaah' is dracos go to dueling sound

oops harry u kinda killed him a little bit.

no this is so awkwarddd ginny dont

just kiss like in the books after the quidditch match thats way better

yes the felix felicis

love harry potter like this its so funny

‘harry!’ ‘sir!’

not to mention the pincers *gestures awkwardly*

nice speech harry, now u have answers on the horcruxes

ooh back to tom riddle being creepy

yas harry and dumbledore field trip quality student teacher time

snape being edgy now wow everyone is in this movie

oops foreshadowing...

harry has precious blood apparently?

yay boat ride and smoothie

harry potter not harry water bro

noo bad just aguamenti right into his mouth Harry

yay new friends!!!

dumbledore ur gonna set harry on fire careful my dude

ooh death eaterz

did draco change intot hat suit to impress the death eaters?

oop bye dumbledore

harry brooding in dumbledores office

yess RAB get wrecked voldemort

harry ur thick apparently?

aw cute friendship

Deathly Hallows Pt. 1

rusty logo wow

‘ello whoo are u

oh scrimgeour hi i dislike u dude

veey dramatic

aaawww hermione no

yas dudley being nice to harry and vernon listening to him and leaving

ron brooding wow

bye parents sad face

wow vernons old man

ooh its snapeee he looks loke he has a lot of contpur on

yay snape has a savey seat

pius is a great name

uh oh i dont wanna give u my wand voldy

dracos face haha

ugh do they have to watch nagini eat professor burbage gross

the dursleys house looks so empty

yay the cupboard happy memories and his baby toys cuteee

moody thinks that harrys gorgeous.

yay remus and tonksss

shut up mundungus

blimey hermionee

'just trying to diffuse the tension' hahaha lol

wow so many harrys lol

yh wouldnt want to go in the motorbike tbh

uh oh death eaters

wow parkour harry

nooo hedwig - the saddest bit of this movie

yo voldemort wassup

oops the pylons fell down... just fly away good idea

nooo george's ear

jeez lupin y are u being crazy dude

george is saint like and holy aw so cute brother moments

uh oh bye moody u were a bit creepy tbh

ha lol harry a lot of people are going to die for u

harry stop being moody omg

wow george way to ruin the vibe dude

yo minister leave pls

ron just being ungrateful - u can turn out lights now ron lucky u

yay hermione you get a childrens book thats great

wow a snitch lucky u harry. hes so pleased with that. little does he know.... its a resurrection stone bro

give him the sword man

yay nice wedding

luna interrupting deep thoughts casually

xenophilius is creepy

ron and hermione staring at each other is a mood.

way to crash a wedding dude

hermione is the most competent out of all three it has to be said

i really want that bag of hermiones

shouldnt have said voldemory now the death eaters are here whoops

"hermione" *strokes face awkwardly*

sassy harry yas

oh yes grimmauld place

oof voldys having wand struggles

hi kreacher please leave ur creepy thanks

aw siriuzz room so cute sad hes dead

regulus arcturus black yay

ugh mundungus fletcher u suck dude

aw neville

oh no pie dude is the minister if magic now

uh shut up umbridge

feel like u dont need that many posters

sentimental piano playing wow

yo dobbyyyy

umbridge ruins everything omg

ron - u dont have a wife

haha harry getting out of the lift and walking in such a weird wayyy bahahaha

ew umbridge has moodys eye groosss

yas the ugly plates are still in her office

oops ron u just kissed that random dudez wife

nice suit harry

ouch splinch

lovely tent

kill the locket dude

dean thomas is on the run ooh fancy

yh harry stop letting voldemort in dude

harry stop being so moody bro

ooh watch snape on the map thats not creepy.

oh no snatchers...

ah u almost got caught dudes

ron ur so weak wow cant apparate or anything

lot of missing people...

haha a quarantine haircut

yes hermione ur brilliant

oh god ron stop chill

bye ron i guess lol

poor hermione

yas awkward dancing timee

awkward stares

kissy for the snitch. he must really miss ginny

uh oh its opening at the closee

vfd!!! an eyee!!!

ooh godrics hollowwww

oop its christmas eve whoopssss

oh a deathly Hallows

parents grave yay!

ur bathilda? nope im a snake boiii

bathilda is 1 creepy lady

what are u saying my dude????

ew snake lady

chaira are good defences agaunst snakes definitely

ah she jumped at them

looks like a nice campsite

wow now hermiones being sentimental

oop she sat on harrys wand

wait nvm

oooh a doe a deer a female deer

dont drown harry that would be awkward

omgbharry stop undressing

oof the locket strangling him

yay ron saved him yas dude

ron kill the horcrux

u tell him hermione

nice ron tell them u have been hearing voices

yes go see xenophilius the crazy dudee

aw ron ur so awkwsrd bro

their house is so cute

shut up ron god

yay we know about the deathly hallows now

xenophilius is so suspicious tho

why would you say his nameeee

noo snatchers

ooo ominous malfoy manor

draco dont doo ittt

yay dobby!

ah no hermione

aw draco looks sad in his little loki suit

yay dobby 'maiming and seriously injuring'

nooo dobby! he deserved so much better 😭

"hey guys welcome back to my unboxing video today we are opening dumbledores grave"

yay the elder wand wow

giving away ur position a bit dude by shooting stuff in the air

Deathly Hallows Pt. 2

snape hi ur brooding

lots of dementys

dramatic music

waaa dobby

yay bill and fleur

yo griphook what up

the sword was in a river bro

madam lestrange? no!

oops thats not dracos wand anymore wowww

wands are just like 'ya hiiii we have feelings too'

oop ollivander knows about the elder wand bros

ron looks great with a moustache tho

harry just broke the law jeez...

wow that cart looks fun

wow they fell from the cart nice

oh no ron broke the law too whoops

yay a dragon

lots of gold nice

yay the cup

oops they messed up nkw everything is multiplyinggg

griphook y are u evil my dude

yay ride a dragon

oops they fell no

yas they escaped

uh oh voldemort is onto them

that's a lot of dead people

oh no everyones looking for them

ah aberforth hi!

the other part of harry's mirror!

oop dumbledore was a secretive dude

ariana yas

neville!

i love neville hes so great now

yay all of the DA

luna!

ginny is being awkward

'shut up seamus' hhaha

aaa snape yooo

snape stop being a meanie

stop being angry harry

yas queen! mcgonagall!!!!

yay

uh oh voldemort is whispering to harry again

stop voldemort you need a cough sweet

yes everyone protect him

haha filch is a blithering idiot wow

i love mcgonagall

run harry

boom! seamus blow stuff up!

yay the knight peeps

uh yes theyre protecting harry and everyone

yes luna is so smart and iconic

go talk to a ghost harry

thats a lot of death eaters

go away voldemort no one likes u

yes go stab a crown harry

yay remus

fred and george aw

ron fake parseltonguing lol

nooo quidditch

lol peeps got disintegrated

go hermione stab the cup

yessss kisss!!!!

tonks and remus together wow

wow i hate voldemort's bald head with the weird veins

run neville!

yay ginny and neville

yay a little kiss for harry!

ooh the room of requirement

edgy draco back at it again

ooh the diadem

no dracooo

yh draco y didnt u give harry away?

aw ron loves hermione

uh oh fireee

nice work goyle

bye crabbe lol

yay hes saving draco

nice killed the tiara

oops voldemorts getting angry

snapes gonna dies dudes

runnnnn guys

lavenders being eaten

yay aberforth

yeet snapes dying

gosh naginis violent

“ew snape sorry i dont like u even tho u loved my mum” - what harry should have said

woops bye snape

freds death is too sad

nooo remus and tonks

go watch snapes life my dude

yess the always bit (i dont like snape but its iconic)

poor harry

its so sad that hes just sacrificing himself

his eye contact with ron omg im cryinggg

ooh yay his familyyy

he should have said 'its muffin time’ to the resurrection stone and it would be like 'cool bro here's your dead family'

u got this harry

yay teddy mention

"until the end" yas james

lets do this harry

wow voldemort why are you standing like a weirdo

yes harry be a brave man

byee harryyyy

oooh hes alive still

hi dumbledore

yes harry is a brave brave man

cool explain it to him dumbledore

bye dumbledoreeee

wow voldy u weakk bro

yas dracos alive get off me

aw neville u got this man

voldy yeeted that dead giant wow

ew snakey boi

nooo hes dead waa

poor draco such an awkward hug

oop neville what?

ok ur just making a speech that fine carry on

voldys very polite for a villain

yay harrys alive

haha dieee

run lucius wow

oof destroying the school harry really

naginis coming run hermione

u got dis neville

noo ron

yes molly!!!

y r u hugging dudes u arent friends... did u forget? oops..

ouch

bye snake boiii

neville is so iconic omg

kill him HARRY

noice

haha disintegrate voldemort

byeee

dont breathe in voldemort guys

wow harrys a mess

yay hagrid

hermione and ron are so sweet aw

harry yeet the wand

wow draco owns the wand and now harry has it

YEET

aw the friendship

yess 19 years later

wow that hair harry

all of their haircuts are tragic tbh...

should be albus remus potter... just sayinggg

THE END DUDESSSSS

#pls read #unfortunately this is basically my stream of consciousness #i think like that #idk #philosophers stone #chamber of secrets #prisoner of azkaban #goblet of fire #order of the phoenix #half blood prince #deathly hallows #harry potter #harry potter movie marathon #ron weasley #hermione granger #albus dumbledore #voldemort

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ladyloveandjustice · 4 years

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MHA BABYSITTING ADVENTURES CONCLUDE

HERE IT IS, THE BEST LINE IN MY HERO ACADEMIA SO FAR. WITH JUST A FEW WORDS, I LIKE CAMIE NOW.

I mean it’s not just me she won Bakugou’s heart too:

Camie’s illusions are truly magical. THIS IS SINCERELY THE MOST JOYFUL I’VE SEEN BAKUGOU BE OVER ANYTHING, AND APPARENTLY HE’S HAD THE ABILITY TO NAIL THE OURAN HIGH SCHOOL LOOK HIMSELF AND WAS JUST WAITING FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO USE IT THIS WHOLE TIME???? AMAZING. (He canNOT do the voice though! His raspy little ikemen imitation is actually pretty adorable in how bad it is)

(I also cannot believe he gave illusion!Todoroki a bad pun nickname and legit thought it was the height of comedy, BUT BASED ON HIS USUAL TASTE IN NICKNAMES I GUESS SHOULDN’T BE SURPRISED)

MEANWHILE MY CLUELESS SON

I ALSO LUV THIS GOOD BOY

anyway the solution to bratty kids is just to build them an amusement park, all parents take note.

“I’M SAYING THIS REALLY HYPOTHETICALLY, IT’S NOT LIKE I HAVE MULTIPLE EXPERIENCES GETTING OWNED OR ANYTHING, OKAY”

it’s basically:

Bakugo *about to vomit*” I g-gu-guess MAYBE violence actually is-isn’t the a-answer s-sometimes

Todorki: *pats on shoulder*” I know that was hard for you man its okay here’s some dramamine

I love that horikoshi decided “the next step in bakugo’s character arc should be that he learns to babysit and holds hands with a five year old and lectures him about the importance of getting on the sweet ice slide with your friends this is naturally where this character is going” it is so perfect to me.

“LISTEN HERE LITTLE SCHOOL-BULLY-CHAN, I’M YOUR SCHOOL BULLY SENPAI, HERE IS MY PSA: BEING A BULLY IS REALLY FUN (GOD I LOVE LOOKING DOWN ON PEOPLE) BUT ALSO I GUESS IT’S ACTUALLY NOT A FULFILLING WAY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND YOU WON’T REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU SUCK!!!! ONE DAY YOU’LL REALIZE THAT NERD YOU PICKED ON IS WAY BETTER THAN YOU AND IT WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU CRY, TRUST ME. SENPAI OUT.

i mean he really does call himself senpai AMAZING.

I JUST LOVE SEEING MY SON HAPPY OKAY

S A M E

and that’s all i’ll say about that. i know the general direction this arc is going, and that’s it’s not quite as bad as it could be in some respects but nnnn. I am at least looking forward to seeing if we’ll eventually learn more about the other members of Todoroki’s fam though, I find his siblings pretty interesting and want to deal more with how his mom feels about things.

1000% endorse this btw

also endorse THIS

I DON’T THINK ANYONE’S ACTUALLY. MISUNDERSTANDING KIRISHIMA HERE, SATO, THIS EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT HIM

I MEAN PLEASE NOTE BAKUGO’S IMMEDIATE RESPONSE:

Kirishima: ‘YOU KNOW I LOVE IT WHEN A MAN SAYS THAT TO ME BAKUGO!!!’

i mean literally:

ALSO AOYAMA’S A WEIRDO WHO DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SHOW AFFECTION WITHOUT USING CHEESE BUT MIDORIYA ROLLS WITH IT AND NOW THEY’RE FRIENDS YAY

v. important pic, i luv mina’s mug, when do we get a mina arc i want 12 mina arcs.

#nev watches mha

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lilyeholland · 5 years

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Double-Take

Tom Holland x Reader

Summary: Tom stopping himself after seeing the classy, yet sexy outfit you’re wearing to go out....

*inspired by @nailyouniall, luv u b*

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“Love!” Tom shouts worriedly as he slides across the hardwood floor in his socks, shirt untucked and unbuttoned, hair askew and tie in his hands. “Why aren’t you getting ready?” He scrambles through a mess on the coffee table to find cuff links.

“I didn’t know we were going out tonight!” Your eyes widen and gesture your hands out, palms up and stating your confusion so you don’t have to.

“Babe-uhh,” he whines and pouts. “I told you about it like a million times last night!” He drops his arms like a 3-year-old.

“Ugh, I’m sorry! I was like half asleep and so busy with work. Where are we going?” You weren’t really planning on going anywhere tonight, just cuddling with your boy and kissing up on his neck, so the sudden idea of getting ready didn’t sound so pleasant to you.

“Out with my parents.” He rolls his eyes, you can tell he’s not too excited about going either.

“Why do we even have to go?” You stick your bottom lip out and cross your arms like you’re the 3-year-old now.

Tom gives up trying to button up his shirt (he just can’t seem to line it up), and comes over to you. He kneels and puts his head in your lap like a little puppy. “Yes, we’ve had these reservations for weeks. I’d feel bad if we just cancelled on them.”

You groan and brush your thumb across his cheek. “Yeah, me too,” you offer a small smile. “But I swear you never told me.”

“Oh, I swear I did tell you.” He lifts up his head immediately.

You scrunch your nose and shake your head at him, grabbing his face and kissing him sweetly.

“Now go get ready,” he slaps your thighs and starts running to finish gettin ready.

You get up too, but slower. You walk down the hallway, glancing at Tom in the bathroom brush his teeth and fix his hair at the same time, giggling to yourself a little bit. That goofy kid is all yours.

Figuring out what to wear was never easy, especially when you didn’t have a whole week to plan it. You go through your closet, throwing dresses onto the bed to later decide what you want. “Tommyyyy!!!!” You shout from the bedroom.

He runs in, slipping on the floor again and having to grab the doorway in order to avoid falling. “What?! What happened?”

“Nothing, I just don’t know what to wear!” You point to the mess of clothes around you.

“Oh god,” he mutters under his breath and shakes his head. “Babe, I don’t care what you wear. You’ll look great in anything, just hurry please!”

You breathe out a scoff and give him an ‘I love you but don’t test me’ kind of look.

“We have to leave in like 20 minutes,” he begs again.

“20 MINUTES?!”

“I knooowww! Hurry!” He runs out of the room, yet again.

You scream in frustration, going through all the dresses you threw onto the bed before. And after what feels like years of taking off and putting back on the same 4 dresses, you finally decide - and it’s not any of the original options.

“Hey baby?” You call to him.

“Yeah?”

“What color tie are you wearing?” You ask, the only way this dress will work is if his tie coordinates with it.

“Really dark blue, why?” His voice sounds stranger than usually, almost like his mouth is closed off. He’s probably closely shaving the very little facial hair that even grows.

“Because!!” You excitedly say back and he doesn’t even try to fight it or question it.

That is, until 3 seconds later.

“Are you dressed?” He sings.

“Almost!” You emphasize each syllable in the one word.

“Next time I come in there, you better be ready!”

“I will, I will...” you mutter to yourself.

You put on the dress, style your hair easily, find some matching shoes, stick in some dangly rose gold earrings Tom bought you for your birthday a while back, and right when you’re looking at the whole ensemble, Tom walks into the bedroom. Obviously still in a hurry, looking under everything on the nightstands and not even bothering to look up at you.

He’s muttering things like “not there”, “where the eff?” and “uugghhh”. Until finally, he finds his watch on the nightstand. “There,” he smiles at his wrist and looks up at you, about to walk out of the room again, but he stops and backs up - his smile changing into a devilish (yet in-love) smirk.

Immediately, his jaw drops ans his eyes soften. The chaotic-ness he had before vanishes and he’s softer and calmer now.

His eyes go all the way up and down your body just about a million times. They memorize the dark blue, low-cut, off-the-shoulder bodice with the tight pencil-like, criss-cross frills at the bottom. They notice the way it broadcasts your neckline and compliment the color of your earrings. Although the blue isn’t exactly the same as Tom’s tie, it’s not like anyone would be able to tell.

“Wow, I mean, I wasn’t - wow,” he takes a double-take, backing up and looking at you from different angels. “I wasn’t expecting that,” he huffs out a smile, licks his lips and makes his way over to you.

The way he’s looking at you and gassing you up makes you blush like crazy and dive into him with kisses and hugs that squeeze tighter than any hug you can remember giving. You look up at him and kiss his lips, making it last longer than a normal kiss. Neither of you part any time soon, you just stay there until your mouths start moving in sync and your hands are running through his hair and his are placed on the bottom of your back and/or your butt.

“Maybe we should like ditch and just make out?” He suggests and starts kissing you again.

You laugh and start to pull apart, despite how hard it is. “No, we have to go now. You made me get ready and I am not wasting this outfit,” you move closer to him, whispering the last part on top of his lips.

“You’re right, you do look amazing. I don’t wanna waste this either,” he backs you up and begins to guide the two of you out of the room. “Do you have everything?”

You nod your head, smiling big with your lip inbetween your teeth.

“Okay, good,” he smiles at you and kisses you again.

“When we get back home, you’re definitely getting a big thank you for taking me out to dinner,” you say to him, still facing him as he backs you up.

“Not if I can thank you first,” he twirls you around and kisses your cheek.

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mayanangel · 5 years

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Hey guys!

So here’s the thing. A while ago, I had sent an ask to @bohemian-rhapsody-slash about a Ben/Rami scenario that involved them coming out about their relationship. It was one of my favorite Ben/Rami headcanons ever, so I decided to just get up and write the damn thing.

Fast forward to now, and I’ve finally finished writing it. And just in time too, because I’m gonna be working on stuff for Maycury week and my Leezello fic.

Anyway, I hope you guys like it. Let me know what you think!

Luv ya!

(also on ao3)

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Ben woke up the moment his phone started screeching, hand shooting towards his nightstand to locate the bloody curse. He felt around blindly for a moment, before grasping the wailing the object and moving on autopilot to disable the sounds. Then just like that, the room was once again plunged into silence.

He chucked the phone back onto the nightstand, burrowing further into the warmth of his bed.

“No work today?”

Ben grunted at the sound of the voice, suddenly remembering that he had a bed-mate with him.

“No… maybe.. ’m call in sick or something…” he mumbled.

A soft chuckle sent shivers down Ben’s spine as Rami wrapped his arms around him, pulling him in closer. “Babe…come on..”

The younger man huffed childishly, turning around in his boyfriend’s hold. He squinted in the soft morning light to see that Rami was wide awake, clearly having woken up way before him. Ben managed a lazy furrow of his brows.

“Still jet-lagged?” he inquired. Rami shook his head.

“No, not anymore. Just like to watch you sleeping.” He pressed a kiss on Ben's forehead, running his hand up and down Ben’s naked back. “Did you know that you make little kitten sounds in your sleep?”

Ben scoffed, lightly shoving Rami onto his back and snuggling into his side. “I do not. Now shut up, I’m still sleeping.”

His boyfriend laughed heartily, vibrations echoing through his chest. Ben smiled despite his sleepy, moody, self. He liked this; being here with Rami. It had been so long since they had last seen each other face to face, and he could selfishly admit that he loathed the idea of parting from him so soon. Work be damned - this was where he wanted to spend his day.

As if reading his thoughts, Rami urged him a little bit closer, until he was properly draped over him, face resting just under the older man's chin. Ben breathed in his boyfriend’s scent, silently thanking (not for the first time) his past self for insisting on heavier drapes and darker curtains in his bedroom when he first moved into his flat. For one, they made sleeping through the night a whole lot easier after long and tiring days; and secondly, they made the mornings last longer.

Which was incredibly ideal when it was your main excuse for sleeping in with your boyfriend.

Rami nuzzled his hair, pressing kisses to the edge of his hairline. “I hate to be the one to say this, but I really don’t think you should be sleeping in if you have a call time, babe… I don’t want to see you get in trouble because of me.”

“Mmm.. don’t care. Wanna stay here. Missed you.”

Rami chuckled. “I know, Ben, I’ve missed you too.” Ben responded with a soft grunt of agreement. Rami smiled into his hair. “Missed you so much…”

“Then let's just stay..” Ben whined, lifting his head and resting his chin on Rami’s chest. Beautiful blue eyes pleaded with Rami’s in the dim light of the room, beautiful even in the dark.

“Let’s just stay in today, Ram. No casting calls, no auditions, no go-sees. No… weirdos looking at me like I’m some sort of tasting menu on display… Please, I just want to spend the day with my boyfriend - who flew in last night just to surprise me - it's not too much to ask, right?… Please?”

Rami smiled wryly, caressing his boyfriend’s face with gentle fingers. He pulled him into a kiss, thinking that - honestly - Ben did have a point. After all, they just didn’t get moments like these too often anymore. Ever since Bohemian Rhapsody had premiered, going out had become trickier than usual - what with anonymity going out the window - as more and more people watched the movie and subsequently became fans, both of their characters and themselves.

It was easier when they were still filming, Rami mused. Back then, he and Ben could spend weeks in Ben’s flat - just the two of them and Frankie - and no one would bat an eye. But these days, the most they could do was sneak into each other’s hotel rooms during press tours - then try to stand as far away from each other as possible when it was time to face the media; all so no one would suspect a thing.

It was exhausting, but worth it.

Because while Rami loved the amount of response the film was getting, and how people were praising his performance as Freddie Mercury - he was especially proud of how fans were starting to appreciate Ben as more than just a pretty face. Yes, he found himself thinking, my boyfriend is an amazing performer, thank you. He’s not just someone with great abs or a great ass (which he did have, by the way). He's talented, and amazing. Did he mention that he was amazing? Because he is. Ben Hardy is amazing, and everyone needs to get with the program.

Honestly if he had the chance, Rami would probably make shameless proclamations about the true talent Ben was, on every platform and in any interview; the only reason he hasn't was because a single wrong word could risk outing them to the world.

Not that either of them were ashamed of being together. No, not at all.

It was just… it was a conversation they needed to have. For sure. But maybe not when they were both naked in bed, his beautiful boyfriend still cuddled up to him and making it clear that he couldn’t care less about the outside world at the moment.

Right here, right now - in this bed - it was just the two of them, and that was all that mattered.

Rami smiled. “Okay, babe,” he whispered, the gentlest of breaths against his Ben’s lips. “Okay. We can stay in today.”

Ben utterly beamed, smiling so brightly you’d think that sunlight was finally flooding into the room. In reality, they were still shrouded by half-light, the sun’s rays muted for the most part by Ben’s dark curtains. It made Rami’s features look darker than usual - the perfect opposite to Ben’s golden sunshine. Ben would never admit it, but he absolutely loved that about being with Rami. His personal dark prince; Ben wouldn’t trade it for the world.

He pulled Rami into another deep kiss, lips moving languidly against each other, then laid his head back down on the other man’s chest, enjoying the pure domesticity of it all.

The moment was broken though, once again, by the shrill cry of Ben’s phone.

Ben groaned loudly. It was just a message, but anything other than his boyfriend’s soothing voice while in the confines of his room was an abomination in his book.

He reluctantly moved from Rami’s hold, turning around to check his phone. It was from Joe, because of course it would be. He had sent a picture of he and Gwilym in their groupchat, showing the two of them out and about on the streets of New York. Bloody nerds.

Rami slid his arms around Ben’s waist, spooning and holding him close while pressing kisses onto his strong shoulders. “Hmmm… from Joe?”

Ben smiled, leaning back into Rami’s warmth. “Mhmm. I can’t believe he still thinks no one knows he fancies Gwil.”

“That’s Joe for you,” Rami chuckled, nuzzling the nape of Ben’s neck. Ben shivered from the sensation. “Did he ever tell you about that time he made an ass of himself in front of a hostess in Japan when he accidentally called Gwil his ‘beloved’?”

Ben grinned. “He didn’t!”

“Oh, he did. Then he tried to save face by saying how he meant Gwil was his 'best bro', or something. It was hilarious. A mess, but hilarious.”

Ben giggled.

Another notification came through, this time from Instagram. Ben swiped the app icon, opening it up to show the same picture, but now on Joe’s insta account.

[Not a reunion without the whole gang, but I guess I’ll live.]

Immediately the comments started pouring in. Ben scrolled through them, feeling that familiar sense of lowkey bitterness grow in his gut.

’@benhardy is going to be so upset when he sees this!’

'nooooo but what about @benhardy joe?!’

'gwilym out here cheating on his bf like that. @benhardy deserves better’

'leezzello tonight, but we all know hardzello is endgame @benhardy’

'it’s bad enough that rami’s with lucy, now gwilym’s all over joe?? ummm, @benhardy do you need company? cause you know… ;)’

'i guess it’s true then. if someone like @benhardy can’t make them stay, what hope is there? lol’

'y'all never show love for rami, shame on you. guess i’m gonna have to take one for the team… <3’

Ben slammed his phone down on the bed and smooshed his face into his pillow.

Great, his mood was utterly ruined. God, this was the absolute last thing he needed this morning. Here he was, trying to enjoy a simple morning with his boyfriend, and he had to go and be reminded that everyone still thought he was dating and/or cheating on either Joe or Gwil.

He huffed in frustration. It wasn’t exactly fun to be reminded that everyone basically thought he was a slag.

“Babe, what’s wrong? Ben?” Rami worriedly reached over Ben’s shoulder to check on his boyfriend, smoothing his hair away from his face. “Babe? Did something happen?” He tried to turn Ben back around, but the younger man refused to budge.

The thing was, Ben knew he was being petulant. He did, he wasn’t an idiot. He was 100% aware that he was equally to blame for the whole entire narrative that was he and Joe and Gwilym - supposedly being in some sort of love triangle.

It was all him.

And Joe.

And Gwil.

Although they never really meant anything by it; after all, Ben had never seen anything wrong with showing affection to your co-stars. He had done it before, with other cast-mates, and came away just fine.

So when the opportunities arose, he happily went along with all of Joe’s jokes, or Gwilym’s odd humor, and played up that notion about them being super close during filming, and even during breaks. They took pictures and videos, and shared them on social media. Joking about being in love and all that. It was all harmless humor.

But then, people - their fans - became truly invested, and well, here he was.

Because what people didn’t know, was that all the time he spent with Gwil and Joe, was to make up for - or even to hide - the fact that he couldn’t exactly show how much time he was spending with Rami.

All those pictures and videos of himself, running around with Gwilym or Joe; what really mattered was that at the end of the day, he would be able to snuggling up to Rami in bed while laughing about Gwil getting his wig stuck in things for the hundredth time, or just Joe and his mushroom perm.

It was great.

God, he still remembered how flustered he was when he first met Rami, having been a fan of his since he was a bloody teenager. The older man was so gracious with him, and so sweet, that it had honestly been hard to not fall head over heels for him. They were so different as people, from such wildly differing backgrounds; and yet they could talk for hours, about anything and everything under the sun. Rami never acted like he wasn’t interested in his what he had to say; always ready to humor his thoughts and offer his two cents. It was such an exhilarating experience for Ben - to be seen as an equal, and not as just another bloke with a pretty face.

So much so, that when they received the final script for Bohemian Rhapsody, Ben had been dismayed by how little Freddie and Roger interacted. They were bloody best friends, you bastards! And even after Graham explained everything to him, he still couldn’t help but feel a little bitter.

Here was a wealth of opportunities for him, as Roger, to spend even more time with Rami - and the film wasn’t allowing it.

Bollocks.

Rami - much like right now - had asked him about it later on; and somehow, someway, that conversation had turned into a confession, and long story short, he had been with Rami ever since.

Of course they didn’t tell anyone, mostly out of respect for professionalism, but as time went on, hiding their relationship became harder, and harder.

Just them sneaking around, pretending they didn’t want to spend every waking hour together; it had all seemed ideal when they started out. He even told Rami that he was okay with being secretive, if it meant he could be with him. But now... now he wondered it they would ever be more than just that - a secret.

A faint click sounded behind him, and suddenly he could feel more than see, the light of his bedside lamp fill his room. Ben finally relented and lifted his face from it’s hiding place, turning around to face Rami, eyes stormy and downcast.

Rami frowned, reaching up to trace the lines of Ben's tear-filled, bloodshot eyes. He sniffled, and concern immediately colored Rami’s features.

“Talk to me, Ben…”

Ben sighed, suddenly wishing he could run away from this conversation. It was as if the whole issue in his head suddenly seemed so... childish.

After all... it was just some harmless fun amongst the fans, right? It's not like anyone really means anything by it. It was just people being people on social media. It wasn’t a big deal.

Really.

“It’s nothing, Ram. ’s not a big deal.”

“Babe, if it’s upsetting you then it is a big deal. Come on, talk to me… I hate seeing you like this.”

Ben took Rami’s hand, loving how his boyfriend squeezed his fingers to reassure him. “I... it’s stupid, love.”

Rami sighed, giving Ben one of his looks. It was the look that said 'I need to fix this- help me fix this' . As if any of it was his fault.

Ben took a deep breath. “It’s just… the fans, again, I suppose. The whole… thing with Joe and Gwil... and me.”

Rami nodded. Of course he knew what Ben was talking about. He, like everyone else, were privy towards their antics during filming. He thought it was hilarious.

Then again, maybe he had misread something.

Ben continued, “It’s just that… everyone thinks I’m dating one of them, right? One or the other. And I know we’re the ones who started it - and I know that it’s just joking around - I know that. But then, sometimes they - the fans - they just… say things, like... like I’m some kind of two-timing whore who’s playing around with their feelings… and I just..”

Ben’s voice trailed off as he felt a weight lift off his chest. He was a little taken aback by how much this had actually been bothering him.

Oh.

He gripped Rami’s hand harder, holding on for dear life. He could see his boyfriend studying him, patiently waiting for him to finish saying his piece. He guessed it was now or never.

“I just… I hate that everyone thinks I’m some tart sleeping around with my friends, when the truth is…” He looked away from Rami’s eyes, color rising on his cheeks. “..when the truth is I’m perfectly happy with you. I… hate that I can’t just… tell everyone that they're wrong. That 'no, I am *not* dating Joe Mazzello or Gwilym Lee. I’m not… I’m..-”

Gentle fingers on his face brought his attention back to his boyfriend. Rami was gazing at him with teary eyes, a soft smile on his lips. His fingers gently traced the outline of his bottom lip, before cupping his cheek in his warm palm, and just holding him. As if Ben was the most precious thing Rami had ever been privileged to touch.

“Ben… are you saying what I think you’re saying?”

Ben swallowed, suddenly unsure. On one hand, he knew what he wanted. On the other hand… he really didn’t want to ruin this.

“I… I want to be able to tell them that I already have a boyfriend, thank you very much. And that he’s beautiful, and wonderful.” He covered Rami’s hand with his own, pressing a kiss into his palm. “Don't get me wrong, Ram, I don’t mind the joking… but I’m taken, and I want to be able to say that…”

Rami let out a breath of relief.

“Babe… I never thought… I just assumed…- I want that too, Ben. If you’re ready for it - and I mean really ready - then I’m ready to go there with you.”

Ben surged forward, pulling Rami into a deep kiss, heart beating out of his chest. Rami kissed him back with equal fervor, something inside of him unfurling and breaking free from it’s restraints. He let Ben take control, falling onto his back as the younger man straddled him, never breaking their kiss.

Rami pulled away from Ben with labored breath.“Get your phone,” he groaned, hands steadying the sway of Ben's hips. Ben quickly reached for the device he had discarded a few minutes ago, already having an inkling as of how they were going to do this.

Giggling, he unlocked the screen and pulled up the camera app, aiming it right at his boyfriend’s smiling face; his other hand moved to entwine with Rami’s on Rami’s chest.

He snapped the picture.

Once.

Twice.

Three times, because his boyfriend was gorgeous, alright.

He showed the pictures to Rami, who laughed at the shitty lighting. Ben couldn't care less, because the point was that it showed more than enough, and the anticipation of finally sharing their relationship with the world was making him giddy.

“Wait, let me take one too!” Rami took the phone from Ben’s hand, switching the camera to selfie mode. He then tugged Ben off of him so he could lie down beside him. Ben chuckled as he arranged himself into a totally-candid-and-not-staged-position beside his boyfriend, arm wrapped around the older man’s torso, face resting nicely on his shoulder.

Looking into the camera together, Rami snapped the shot.

One, with he and Ben perfectly in frame together.

Twice, with Ben kissing his cheek.

And three times, with Ben's laughing face buried in the crook of Rami’s neck, his elated smile just barely visible in the blur of motion.

Rami smiled a smile of his own, holding his boyfriend close.

They were really going to do this, huh?

Ben grinned excitedly at him, like a child before Christmas, when he took his phone back, swiping through the photos. Rami felt his heart, honest to god, flutter.

Yep. Guess they were.

A few lifelong minutes later - a.k.a after Ben had painstakingly picked two of his favorite pictures out of the bunch - Rami hovered over Ben's shoulder as his boyfriend uploaded the photos onto his instagram. His heart skipped a beat when he saw Ben write out his caption, then tag him; and then just like that, the reality of their lives never being the same again from that day forward, truly dawned on him.

The moment of truth; Ben hit 'Share'.

The minute the post finished uploading, Ben shut his phone off and put it back on the nightstand. Confused, Rami opened his mouth to ask, but Ben just moved to straddle his boyfriend once again.

"What?" the blonde said coyly, feigning innocence. "Did we not agree to spend the day in? I don't know about you, Ram, but in my book, spending the day in includes not caring about what the world has to say about my relationship."

Rami laughed out loud, hands back on his boyfriend's hips; of course, again, his Ben had a point.

Around them, Rami noted how the room suddenly seemed brighter - the air so much more lighter. Part of him knew it was because they were still in bed way past sunrise; but another part of him was certain that it was because of the difference in Ben.

Ben, who seemed happier. Ben, who seemed more at ease.

Rami smirked. "Well, then. Who am I to argue with that? Any ideas, babe?"

Ben raised an eyebrow, bottom lip between his teeth.

"Oh, don't worry, babe... I can definitely think of a few."

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@benhardy has posted a photoset.

[Picture 1: ] [Black and white.] [A man, pictured from chin to lower chest, lying down on a bed, shirtless.] [His left hand is holding on to the photographer's hand, clutched together on the man's chest.] [Over his heart.]

[Picture 2:] [Black and white.] [Close-up of that man, laughing while looking into the camera, blurry with motion.] [Another man laying next to him, face turned into the smiling man's neck, toothy smile barely discernible through the blur.] [They're clearly in love.]

[Caption: "He's mine. Sod off."]

[tagged: @ramimalek]

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'Oh my god'

'OHMIGODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!'

'OMG OMG OMG!!!! RIP ME WTFFFFFFF'

'Ben and RAMI?! How did we not see it???? Ohmigod MY HEARTTTTTT'

'WAIT WHAAAAAAAT'

'BEN HARDY RAMI MALEK BEN FUCKING HARDY RAMI EFFIN' MALEK WHAT IS AHEPPENING I CAN'T OMGGGGG'

'GAHHHHHHHH!!!! MY FAVES!! My faves are dating JESUS CHRIST GOD IS REALLL'

'We stan. We FUCKING STAN. KING AND KING, YAAAS BITCH!!'

'gUYS I'M gonNNA CRYYYY! They look so good together <3'

'hardzello stans and hardlee stans don't comment. THIS IS A HARLEK APRRECIATION ZONE. (yes, bitch i went there)'

'omg HARLEK, YAAAAAAAAAS!!!'

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@joe_mazello liked your photo.

@joe_mazzello: I fucking knew it. I FUCKING KNEW IT. @mrgwilymlee YOU OWE ME.

@mrgwilymlee liked your photo.

@mrgwilymlee: @joe_mazzello I'M AS SURPRISED AS YOU, THANK YOU. Wow. You bastards. Congratulations, I'm happy for you. But STILL.

@joe_mazello: you're just jealous he got to Ben before you did. Admit it, sir.

@mrgwilymlee: You wish, Joseph. If anything, I'm jealous that he got to Rami first. That's one pretty man...

@joe_mazzello: you know, now that you mention it...

@benhardy: Yeah. That caption. It's for the two of you. @joe_mazzello @mrgwilymlee Hands off.

@ramimalek liked your comment.

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#ben/rami #rami/ben #harlek #wow this ended up being the longest oneshot i've ever written #anyway i hope you guys like it #this is my gift to you #i love you all

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lustingtc · 5 years

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23rd September 2019

God gave today...

God gave today.

At break I saw Dogman 🥴🥴🥴

Well kinda... 😳

Everyone was bullying him cuz he’s chubby😔

He’s not fat 😡✋🏻❌

He’s beautiful✨😳🥵🥴

#DogmanDefenceGang 🤩🙌🏻

But wowowow girls 😳😳

This lesson with T 🤪💅🏻

The usual hello with his dumbass smile 😡😡💝💞💓💗💖💘💕 I smiled back well awkz cuz I’m no human interact well 😭😭😭

But he was talking abt how these girls where late cuz they were smoking by the gates 😳😳

He always does this???? 😬😬😬😬

I think he’s lowkey targeting S cuz,,, we all been knew what she do 😨😨😨

Plus he’s seen her vape in public F 😔😔😔

BUT HE DID THIS DUMBASS SMOKING IMPRESSION AND LIKE-

Let’s just say 😐 thank god that man doesn’t teach drama 😳😳😳 lowkey traumatic

T then defended nerds 😌😌😌

Skinny king 🥴,, #AnimeRights 🤪✌🏻

It’s cuz this girl was like “He looks like a nerd” to a pic of this rando kid on the board,,,

But he kept making eye contact with me 😰😰😰😰😳😳😳 his eyes,,, are so blue,,, I- 😔

But 😔😔😭😭💔💔💔

We had a fight...

S went to go get a ruler, and T was like

“Do you want two?” And looked over at me

And I went “NO!” N it came out like really angry and mean 😔😔😔 I didn’t mean for it to come out like that...

He went “Alright! Calm down!”

With ThAT 😡😡😡😡💝💞💓💗💖💘💕

DUMB SMIRK!!!! 😫😫😫

So 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 #Banter 😚🤞🏻

He admitted he had a fucking rat tail as a kid 😳😳 what a fitty 🥴🥴

But now...

A story.

About life, loss, homosexual tension, french, year 7’s and all because of a ruler... 😔🤞🏻

Yasmin’s Story: Part 1

T (somehow) found a ruler with some girls name on it.

He was like “WHO IS THIS!!1!!1!1” and everyone was like 😐😐😐

So he looked her up in the system 💁‍♀️

She came to the school in 2009 lol 😳😳😳😳

With 42 detentions as well 😱😱😱 #BaD!!!!!!

But he was like 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 “Wonder if M knows this girl?” (M’s been teaching here since the 90s 😳)

End of chapter 1

Or is it...?

Kinda :/

This year 7 came in and was like

👁👄👁 “can I hav de fwrenc bwooks”

And T was like 😀 “are you sure you can carry these?”

Literally everyone was laughing cuz this kid was so small and squeaky lmfaooo

T was trying SO hard not to laugh like he kept looking at the class like 😳😳😳

So T gave the kid the box of books (which was like half the size of the kid lmfaooo)

As soon as T closed that door

He started fucking PISSING HIMSELF

I-

We-

I stan this man 😌😌😌💝💞💓💗💖💘💕

M came in with the books and was like 😐😐

“The kid said y’all where talking foreign.”

And everyone was like ????? N M went “He said you guys where talking German?”

Everyone was just fucking laughing cuz luv we spanishing 😚😚😚✌🏻

And he kept saying abt how this kid was so confused about what our class was???😳😳😳

So we luv 😌

Yasmin’s Story: Part 2 *FINAL*

M came in with the books and like T went to go help put them back n ngl... almost touched hands. M & T ARE gay!!!!!!!!!

But T took the chance

“M!! Do you know this Yasmin girl?”

“... I think she was part of my tutor group?”

“OH!!!! Hold on!!”

He then bring up the girls record

“Ah wait... no... no that’s not her...”

So T was literally like LOLOLOLOL😂👌🏻💯

But 😌😌😌

T and M started making jokes abt Ofsted n like 😳😳😳😳

I literally the only one in the class that understood and laughed at them 😔😔😔

So he probs thinks I’m a fucking weirdo when in actual fact I chat mad shit with the art dept 🥴

Tbh... I’m literally the only one who gets his fucking 🥰🥰🥰🥰 dumbass icons we r

But guys...

I think we gonna b married 😳👫

CUZ HE WAS LOLING @ MY EPIC ASFYK JOKES

We basically had to plan this like exchange student outing thing???? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

And I was like

“Were gonna make them bully each other after a lovely shopping trip. Then on day 2 they HAVE TO be on time to class and in the afternoon they’re forced to be in a play 😌”

He was fucking laughing his head off as he was reading this shit

So not to flex

But :///////

We’re married💍✨🤪💅🏻💅🏻

N as he was like on our desk 🥴🥴🥴🥴

His arms,,, are so,,, hairy,,,, 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕

I LOVE 🥵🥵🥵🥵

He’s also got like hella hairy nostrils ngl 😳😳

But I’m still UwU hours 🥴✌🏻

Lesson ended n I headed out 🚶‍♀️👋🏻

I saw him at lunch bc he had assembly n,,, didn’t get the chance to talk abt this but 😳😳

His fit-

HE HAD THOSE DAMN CUM STAINES TROUSERS ON!!!

Not to mention he also wore his blazer for longer than I’m comfortable with in lesson😷

His fit looked like he was rly depressed on Sunday so he just pulled out the shit that probs hadnt been washed in awhile 🤧🤧🤧

But I still stan 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕

#teacher crush #tc #teacher crush community #tc community #Z #dogman

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kvothe-kingkiller · 5 years

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wtf is Nephelai

aight so if you’ve been following me for a bit you probably have Noticed me posting about the Thing I am writing which is called Nephelai.

so I thought I’d give a lil primer on it just for uhhh fun? I guess?

anyways. if you want it in a sentence its ‘gays out-science the competition’

if you want a little bit More info than that 4-5 word (depending on ur opinions on hyphens) blurb, here u go. I will put her under the cut so it does not clutter up the dashes of anyone who isn’t into this kinda thing. I am shit at brevity so this in itself is kinda long.

Just as far as vague genre/feeling stuff goes, it’s a sci fi and it kinda combines adventure with slice of life? Idk man. Its very much character based and a lot of it is dialogue. If you’re looking for pretty, poetic writing you’re not gonna find it here, I tend to just get to the point lol. It deals with some pretty heavy/dark stuff but I will tell you upfront that the ending is happy. There’s too many dark edgy books that end sad. Plus we don’t have enough gay stories that end well. It’s also quite R rated, though more in the violence/sweary way than the sexy way.

Given that it does deal with some Rough Shit (child abuse, racism, depression, etc.) I have a list of all the chapters and their possible triggers here. (its at the bottom of the post) I just put in general things but if you have a specific/more obscure trigger I would be happy to inform you if/where it shows up.

Also, just so you know, this fucker is Long. its at 180+K and I still haven’t gotten all the chapters out yet. As well as that, this is essentially a first draft. I know its slow to start and choppy in some places but currently Im just trying to get it out, and uploading the chapters as I go gives me incentive to do that, cause otherwise I’d never even get the first draft done. Basically I write a chapter, check for spelling and grammar mistakes, miss most of them because grammar is my kryptonite, then upload it. I will be editing it a Lot in the future.

anyways.

Setting

The story is set in our universe in The Future. How far in the future? don’t ask because I don’t know. I don’t want a 2001 space odyssey situation. A lot of the technological advancements would take wildly different times to achieve so I don’t want to put a number on it especially because we are very bad at predicting how fast things will advance. It is at Least 150 years I’d say.

Humans have moved on from earth and colonized new planets. They’re still on earth, it’s just that they’re also in other places. Namely Mars and proxima centauri B which has been renamed Salus to keep up with the whole roman god thing (she’s the goddess of safety). Both planets have colonies from multiple different countries. Not all countries, I mean lets be real lichtenstein isn’t colonizing mars anytime soon. The two american colonies on both planets are Lincoln (Mars) and Roosevelt (Salus). The way that people travel between these planets which are v far away is through electromagnetic radiation powered engines and the use of man made wormholes. Let’s ignore relativity and pretend that when you get close to the speed of light your timeline Doesn’t slow down because I don’t want to deal with that.

However, those planets are not where most of the book takes place. The main planet they are on is Nephelai (shocker I know.) It is a planet with a small research colony on it. Before the colony was put in place, it was a barren planet with some water that was in the zone for life, and just didn’t have any. They terraformed the fuck out of it so the atmosphere is the same as earths then installed a Beyersdorf around it. A beyersdorf is basically a time machine. Anything inside it will have it’s timeline sped up. Uses some black hole jiggery pokery I don’t want to explain because it would be... impossible. Anyways, they placed some organic molecules on it and sped it up until life evolved then slowed it back down to normal time to go in and observe. It has tall mountains and a surface that is so hot that water boils. So all of the life lives up in the clouds around the peaks. Most of it is adapted for life in the air. Such as: giant borzois with wings and living blimps that are basically guppies. Its very cold and people have to have specialized gear to go outside.

Plot

I don’t want to go too much into the plot because... thats why you Read books, but I’ll give my best summary. Basically the main character, Nadia, is getting her masters in evolutionary biology and has to do a year long research project. She goes with her professor, Brenley, to Nephelai to do the project. While there, the planet is invaded by uhhhh neo nazis (whoops) and they basically create a hostage situation that is very hard to get out of in order to get the third main, Krupin, a celebrity trash man, to work for them and make some very dangerous biological weapons that his company’s products would be able to produce. Obviously they don’t want this to happen so they have to come up with a plan to escape. However a lot of what happens is more based around the emotional toll it takes to be trapped for so long with no contact to the outside world and the uncertainty of whether they’re gonna make it out or not.

Characters

Alright so now the characters. As I said, this is very much character based. So its more about their interactions than anything else really. Again, lotta dialogue.

Nadia Waters

She is as said before, the main character. A 23 year old dork who is a complete nerd (they all are). She is bi and also a bit of a disaster, naturally. Quite smart but doesn’t think she is, very loyal to the friends she has, and can be a bit shy at first. She is also stupidly brave to the point where its a problem. Her need for adrenaline is Real and she does very stupid things to get it. She describes herself at one point as “just a grad student with a very poor sense of self preservation.” While she doesn’t go looking for fights she will definitely stand up for herself and others and throw down against people who could very easily kill her.

Elias Brenley

Nadia’s professor, also a dork, also a nerd. A lanky french weirdo with an obsession for physics and a love for 80s music. Very spontaneous and doesn’t give a shit about embarrassing himself. He has aspergers and even though he is very smart and can do some savant-like tricks, that isn’t the only aspect of his personality (what a novel idea...) He Also isn’t just a ‘robot’, he cares a lot about others, especially those who don’t mind his quirks. Also I took the expected subplot of ‘male professor gets with female student’ and threw it in the garbage where it belongs cause he’s gay as hell. He and Nadia do become very close but it is 100% platonic

Feliks Krupin

Also a nerd, also gay (seeing a pattern?). He is pretty much a public figure as he owns one of the biggest biotech companies out there, Vozmet. Kinda like if you took elon musk and removed the asshole-ness. Annoyingly perfect in every way, charming, pretty, v smart, all those. Struggles with a good amount of mental stuff that most of the world doesn’t know about and came from a pretty shitty background. Him and Brenley have some History though at the beginning of the story they haven’t seen each other in 9 years. Tends to be noble to a fault and will sacrifice himself for basically anyone.

Some other characters who aren’t the main three:

Kristina: The president of Vozmet to Krupin’s CEO and his best friend. About five foot nothing and has the appropriate amount of concentrated rage. She’s not mean, she just doesn’t let anyone push her around and knows how to get what she wants.

Heidi: One of the only sane ones. Was determined by others to be the leader of the hostages so to speak and has Way too much on her plate. Is often the one voice of sanity or the one to actually get the others to stay on task

James: Drinks that respect women juice all day every day. Very nice. Doesn’t deserve this situation. Has a bit of a thing for Nadia.

Scott: Is the other only sane one along with Heidi. The doctor of the group who almost acts as a father figure to all of them even though he’s not That much older than some of them.

Saoirse: Dumb irish lesbian. ‘Nuff said.

Links

so if you like the sound of any of that you can find it on

fictionpress: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

or AO3 here

if u took the time to read this massive post, and/or read some, I luv u. *mwah*

#my shtuff #nephelai #big boy post #lorge

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sanklero · 5 years

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Oh no! I did not realized before writing through "Submit" will make my post public at your discretion. I was supposed to write it here, but due to word count restriction and paragraphing issues, I had writen it at Submit... Hope you can grant me the gift of anonymous. But, of course, the choice is yours if you want to post it :) Adios, Secret Fan.

Oi wei!

So glad to see you! I like to collect memories (a good one and a bad one as well haha) so this “blog”…. u can’t find any useful info or tactic about the game…hmm I just wanna save my best moments… coz I guess I put too many feelings in game hahahahah ^ ^

Thank you for warm words.

“ I wish I could be in the same faction as you but I can’t coz I don’t want to get hurt by you”

so rude. Ok! Then I will give you advice.

If we wait It may be too late!

This world is full of pain. Diff pain, but still… and so many people around who can heal you and take away ur pain, just let them to. Looks like you are very weak inside and don’t believe in your power. Stay alone then? So no one dares to hurt you! We are different. Ofc I’m scared of pain and I can feel it EZ, but for now, I prefer to face it… while you wanna avoid possible “danger”. How many opportunities have you missed? What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. But I was born to fight, so it’s just my opinion. I’m not a good person but im direct and I won’t bite you when you don’t expect it or play snake games haha I believe in eternal things…trust/love/friendship. It’s hard to find! But some people can give it to you. Just dun give up! You shouldn’t divide people into two groups (SAFE AND DANGER). Im sure u felt enoff pain from SAFE_group alrd. So…are you always right?

Hehe…sorry if I’m rude. I always say what i think. You don’t know me at all, but sadly sanky sank in DANGER_GROUP already ;(

When I confess love to a man who doesn’t expect to hear it. I heard his trembling and shocked voice! Ommmg my heart! It was so sweet, so cute…so shy…..so….(YES YOU ARE SO LOVELY MY LUV ) There is a chance of rejection hmm 50/50 I guess! And tbh in the games, I always lose if 50% chance! Even if so, I will feel bad ofc but I did what I’ve always wanted to do! It’s more painful if you can’t do what you really want. Ik my way is bad as well, anyway there is no balance...

Ok! What’s next?

___

Oh, my new faction… I can’t stay there for a long time. I have to leave soon. Just wanna help them a bit ^^

___

My nickname…hmmm… I was 13 years old and I’ve always loved any kind of legends (Gods/ King Arthur etc), I was watching The Da Vinci Code film. And in Rus version, there is a family name “Sent-Eklero” I liked it so much. (btw in original version family name is Saunière lol ) So! I didn’t want to use the same name from the film…BUT LETS CHANGE IT A BIT AND USE THEN! HEHEHHE So! Sent = sank/ Eklero = lero. But hey! I’m a self-destructive person! So sink/sank is ok! I like it! So deep! Hehehe… I was so young and silly…but I like my nickname…

___

Whos that idiot? oh no! It’s just me!

But I’m so sad when I open myself to someone and wanna show him/her that I’m not an only troll-rude girl but something else?

Sadly after that people wanna hide from me and trying to avoid! Coz they think I wanna hurt them or maybe play sneaky- games! Or just crazy! So sad!

I do weirdo things if I’m sad… like feel nobody need me/ isolation etc lel

Just need some time to fix myself and warmly hugs!

Feel so broken sometimes! Like I said before…you have the power to fix ANYTHING!

Thank you for everything, my sweet secret fan! Stay strong and positive as well! I wish you can find a field! And feel safe! OH BTW IM A FIELD PERSONALITY

Ohohoho! Just joking! Take my energy! I feel you need some! ~

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razzledazzlefoshazzle · 7 years

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1-200?

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My crush’s name is: Cassie

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I was born in: 1998, Australia, NSW

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I am really: I am really annoyed that you wanna know so much about me anon y u do dis

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My cellphone company is: Optus

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My eye color is: Brown

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My shoe size is: 11 Australia Mens

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My ring size is: i dont know

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My height is: 181cm or 5′10″ i tihnk

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I am allergic to: NOTHING I AM UNSTOPPABLE

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My 1st car was: No Car

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My 1st job was: I was an assistant at some guys authentic pizza shop. He was an asshole and i shouldve killed him before quitting.

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Last book you read: Ready Player One

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My bed is: My bed is my one true love and warm machine luv u bb

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My pet: I have 2 dogs they’re fluffy love muffins called Pepsi (boy) Bella (Girl) ill post photos of them later!

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My best friend:

@schotts-fired

at this point i have as many memes with Kat as i do my real life best friend.

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My favorite shampoo is: Really nice smelling ones.

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Xbox or ps3: PS3

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Piggy banks are: Piggy banks are dumb i have a golden pineapple for my spare change.

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In my pockets: earphones.

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On my calendar: every friday i do stuff but thats it

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Marriage is: cool

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Spongebob can: produce good memes

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My mom: Isnt nice i probably wont talk to her once i move out.

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The last three songs I bought were?Buying? Songs?

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Last YouTube video watched: Masculinity by Mr Sark

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How many cousins do you have? at least 3

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Do you have any siblings? 3 Brothers and a Sister ive seen twice

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Are your parents divorced? Yes

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Are you taller than your mom? Hell yeah shes a goblin at like 150cm.

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Do you play an instrument? No

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What did you do yesterday? I slept, watched movies, complained about the internet being down.

[ I Believe In ]

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Love at first sight: Not unless its a dog

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Luck: No but if someone does something better than me they’re lucky >:(

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Fate: No

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Yourself: No

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Aliens: I wish they would fix everything

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Heaven: Questioning my religious beliefs lately

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Hell: ^

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God: ^

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Horoscopes: No but they’re funny to read

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Soul mates: No.

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Ghosts: NOT BUT LIKE ALIENS I WANT THEM TO BE REAL GHOSTS PLEASE BE REAL.

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Gay Marriage: Yah its about as good as straight marriage

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War: its about as shit as i am

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Orbs: what are these?

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Magic: Refer to both ghosts and aliens.

[ This or That ]

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Hugs or Kisses: Hugs

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Drunk or High: Drunk

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Phone or Online: Online

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Red heads or Black haired: Red Heads

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Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes

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Hot or cold: Cold

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Summer or winter: Winter

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Autumn or Spring: Spring

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Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate

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Night or Day: Night

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Oranges or Apples: Apples

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Curly or Straight hair: Straight

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McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds

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White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: White Chocolate

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Mac or PC: PC

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Flip flops or high heals: High heals like healing in video games am i right?

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Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and Poor

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Coke or Pepsi: Coke

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Hillary or Obama: Obama

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Burried or cremated: Burried so i may rise again!

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Singing or Dancing: Dancing

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Coach or Chanel: What

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Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:Who

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Small town or Big city: Big City

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Wal-Mart or Target: Target

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Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler

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Manicure or Pedicure: neither?

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East Coast or West Coast: East coast cause western australia is a bunch of weirdos

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Your Birthday or Christmas: My birthday cause giving gifts is hard and spending time with people is easy.

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Chocolate or Flowers:Chocolate

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Disney or Six Flags: Disney

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Yankees or Red Sox: is that sports?

[ Here’s What I Think About ]

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War: War Never Changes

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George Bush: He definitely did sleep with that woman.

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Gay Marriage: Good again!

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The presidential election: Trump is a rollercoaster of emotion ranging from bad to worse. At least the memes are good!

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Abortion: Choice

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MySpace: Had some pretty good games on it

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Reality TV: awful

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Parents: My parents? Out of the 4 ive had i like one of them.

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Back stabbers: What kind of question is this i hate them.

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Ebay: Dont use ebay really.

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Facebook: The thing i use so real life friends can contact me its trash.

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Work: My experiences have been, less than pleasant.

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My Neighbors: I dont know any of my neighbours but they’re rude and dont reply to my hello’s.

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Gas Prices: i dont fucking know

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Designer Clothes: I dont care for clothes i wear tshirts and trackies all the time.

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College: No opinion on call egg.

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Sports: Fun to play boring to watch

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My family: i like my dad and my brothers

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The future: must be better than now?

[ Last time I ]

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Hugged someone: someone i wasnt related to like a month ago

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Last time you ate: literally always

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Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: last friday

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Cried in front of someone: fucking years ago i dont cry in front of people anymore

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Went to a movie theater: like a month ago

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Took a vacation: never

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Swam in a pool: 3 months ago

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Changed a diaper: never

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Got my nails done: a year ago

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Went to a wedding: also a year ago

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Broke a bone: never

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Got a peircing: never

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Broke the law: never

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Texted: couple hours ago

[ MISC ]

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Who makes you laugh the most: myself, anime

@schotts-fired

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Something I will really miss when I leave home is: the internet

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The last movie I saw: Taking of Pelham 123

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The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Finding my happiness again

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The thing im not looking forward to: my ex making social interactions awkward again

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People call me: Jack

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The most difficult thing to do is: get out of bed, finish breakfast

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I have gotten a speeding ticket: no

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My zodiac sign is: Sagittarius

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The first person i talked to today was:

@whoneedsasociallife

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First time you had a crush: Primary School one of my Teachers

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The one person who i can’t hide things from: Nobody.

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Last time someone said something you were thinking: Constantly

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Right now I am talking to: Nobody

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What are you going to do when you grow up: Anything hopefully ill be happy

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I have/will get a job: Someday

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Tomorrow: Movies with dad, night with friends

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Today: nothing

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Next Summer: nothing

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Next Weekend: also nothing

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I have these pets: 2 diggity doggos

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The worst sound in the world: the sound my computer makes when it bluescreens while music it playing

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The person that makes me cry the most is: my ex

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People that make you happy: almost nobody

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Last time I cried: like 5 hours ago

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My friends are: trash shit garbage

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My computer is: absolute trash after so many issues im planning on getting a new one

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My School: sucked complete ass i was abused by a teacher

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My Car: doesnt exist

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I lose all respect for people who: no answer

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The movie I cried at was: anything that involves any form of friendship and love, or dogs dying

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Your hair color is: brown

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TV shows you watch: read my about

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Favorite web site: tumblr/youtube

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Your dream vacation: the fucking moon

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The worst pain I was ever in was: I had a cough last year that completely killed my voice and tore up my throat, coughed up blood

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How do you like your steak cooked: Well Done

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My room is: Clean and tidy af

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My favorite celebrity is: none

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Where would you like to be: in the future

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Do you want children: no

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Ever been in love: yes it fucking ruined me

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Who’s your best friend:

@schotts-fired

we already have more memes than my irl best friend

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More guy friends or girl friends: girl friends

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One thing that makes you feel great is: memes

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One person that you wish you could see right now: nobody tbh

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Do you have a 5 year plan: nope

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Have you made a list of things to do before you die: climb Mt. Everest, thats it

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Have you pre-named your children: nope

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Last person I got mad at: myself

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I would like to move to: a place with good internet

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I wish I was a professional: Twitch Streamer

[ My Favorites ]

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Candy: Red Licorice

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Vehicle: Shopping trolleys i guess

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President: Obama

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State visited: I dont travel

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Cellphone provider: Optus

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Athlete: None

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Actor: None

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Actress: None

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Singer: None

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Band: None

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Clothing store: None

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Grocery store:None

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TV show: Doctor Who

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Movie: Cant remember

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Website: Tumblr/Youtube

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Animal: Dogs

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Theme park: Wet n’ Wild

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Holiday: New Years

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Sport to watch: None

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Sport to play: None

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Magazine: None

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Book: Ready Player One

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Day of the week: Friday

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Beach: Nobbys Beach

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Concert attended: None

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Thing to cook: Potato Bake

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Food: Pork Ribs

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Restaurant: Any place that sells pork ribs

Radio station: None.

Yankee candle scent: what

Perfume: no

Flower: any that can go in my hair like a hipster

Color: Purple

Talk show host: John Oliver

Comedian: Louis C.K.

Dog breed: Shiba Inu

Did you answer all these truthfully? maybe i dont know myself

Fuck you anon you cant stop me im dedicated as heck and butts fight me.

:Update: I went and updated these cause my internet came back!

#asks #about me #question thing

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