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thestarsarealigning · 2 years

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The signs as movie tropes and what's beyond

(it's a little chaotic but you'll love it)

Aries Enemies to lovers. But not in the hateful "I blew up your life but you still forgive me because I have beautiful eyes" way, rather in the "You're hot and I'm hot and damn I'm gonna give up villainy for you" way.

Taurus A couple that has been together forever but just can't seem to go the next step, although they both want to, because each of them is just too stubborn to admit how serious their feelings really are. Don't worry, they'll get their happy end, making love in a cornfield when the sun goes down (and both pretending this cliché is disgusting, while secretly really enjoying it).

Gemini Princess Swap with a normal woman*. Makeover and everything inclusive. But in the end, the normal girl gets bored of princess life and decides to become a pirate instead, and the princess decides she doesn't wanna wear the crown and opens a flower shop. Both end up very happy.

Cancer Successful business woman going home to her small home town and falling in love with the baker. In a snowstorm, they're forced to stay in the bakery together just the two of them, and over cookies and bourbon, they get to know each others true selves. The baker has a kid which throws business woman off for a while, but in the end she finds a way to combine her career and her luck.

Leo Somebody falling in love with their mirror self and slowly going insane. But then it turns out it's not actually a reflection, it's actually a celestial being mimicking Leo. In the end, Leo wants to walk through the mirror like a portal, but just that second, drops the mirror and it bursts into a 1000 pieces. For the rest of their life, Leo has to ask themselves: would their other self have been the only one truly worthy of their love?

Virgo Our heroine being under immense pressure by their family to get into the family business, while just wanting to be an artist. Telenovela style complications, twists and turns leading up to a final moment where everything comes down and they see that they were wrong all along and actually they have always been living their dream which is exactly what the family wants, and then they paint the outside of the family company building in bright colors and everyone is happy.

Libra Two people seeing each other for the first time for just a short moment through the tube window, just as it drives out of the train station. They can't stop thinking about each other, do some crazy stuff to find each other, and then tumble into each other when they both least expect it. But they're both already married. (plottwist!)

Scorpio Two people with sky-high dreams doing anything for the realization of their goals. They will be rulers of the world together one day, but oh, what chaos will they leave behind them on their way. It's them against the world. Their bond is the only stable thing left in the universe. Some say it's madness, some say it's romance.

Sagittarius A very curious journalist trying to unravel a secret, meets a guy in the mysterious town where everything went down. Through the story, more and more secrets are unraveled and finally, the journalist has to decide - to give it all up for love, or to publish the story of their life?

Capricorn Old friends who made a marriage pact when they were young, and now they're approaching 50 and have secretly had a crush on each other through all these years. A late love story, spicy with some ruthless cynic jokes and a glimmer of hope for all of us.

Aquarius Optimistic sunshine and grump. They meet each other through unlikely circumstances. They fight. They hug. They discuss. They make up. It's ups and downs from here on out, but they always find their way back to each other.

Pisces Childhood friends to lovers. They're getting married near the swing set where they first met and played at when they were 6 years old. Then they buy a farm and live the most lovely quiet life you could imagine. They start a sustainable food blog.

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thimbleb3rries · 7 months

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Trying something a little different and posting a design/redesign!

This was inspired by the Miraculous Paris special but not made for the special, ya know? Like not with any lore in mind. she's just dressed a little edgier :)

I absolutely love character design and putting outfits together so I find this kinda thing so fun! I've never actually done it with an existing character but rather OCs instead so this is very experimental and messy haha

#i feel like this looks so weird but im posting it anyways lol!#i really want to do more like this #maybe I'll post some OCs too? I feel like my character design skills would be better portrayed by them #I've actually designed myself as a miraculous holder too!! it was so fun #i chose the dog miraculous because that's my Chinese zodiac so it felt fitting #miraculous ladybug #ml paris special #kagami tsurugi #miraculous #miraculous kagami #ml #mlb kagami #mlb #fashion??#can i tag this as fashion?#fashion #if you guys enjoy this I'll definitely be doing more like this #click on the image for better quality! im not sure why it looks so fuzzyyy #my art <3

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jackstheprinceofhearts · 9 months

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i come bringing another W for the ouabh community.

have you all considered that evangeline is a pisces and jacks is a scorpio 🤨 and if you google them you get this 🤨

gc go crazzyyyy for this one

BUT YALL EVANGELINE IS SUCH A PISCES LIKE NORMALLY IDGAF ABOUT ZODIAC BUT DAMN OK

and hmmm... sounds like someone we know 🤨

isn't it... a little funny... that it also says scorpio's want emotional closeness and are very flirtatious......that's a little.... weird 🤨

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baalzebufo · 9 months

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THE WEIRD AL-CANA - 01. THE MAGICIAN - YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY

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i actually finished this right after the first one because I was consumed with the desire to keep drawing but I figured i'd space out the posting a little :p

anyway! I think this is another pretty obvious pick. your horoscope for today might be one of the musically catchiest al songs for me.. i love those horns. thats my ska bias talking, though.

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#alloyart #weird al #weird al yankovic #weird al-cana #im trying not to overload these with detail on the backgrounds or whatever so i dont like. burn myself out too quick #i think this level of detail is working really well for keeping my motivation #just enough to be a couple hours effort for each #also whispers i did the zodiac colours like that on purpose because i knew it would irritate a Certain Type Of People #(playfully irritate. im one of those unfortunate souls. i stand with you. if you know you know.)

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abstractsplat · 1 year

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BIG final pictures under the cut

Aries Monty

Taurus PeePaw Afton

Gemini CIrcus Baby

Cancer Roxy

Leo Chica

VIrgo Daycare Attendant

Michael Afton

Scorpio Gregory

Sagittarius DJ Music Man

Capricorn Marionette

Aquarius Freddy

Pisces Vanessa

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yellowmotorola · 1 year

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a Scorpio moodboard I 🔮 my pinterest board

#i’ve never done a moodboard with this many photos….#hope u guys like it #and it’s not too weird #i like how it looks #there’s just TOOOO many good photos in my scorpio board dude<<<333 #mymoodboard #moodboard #mb #mood board #scorpio moodboard #scorpio #zodiac moodboard

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infaernalfluffles · 4 months

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homestuck still occupies my brain btw if u were curious

#got a friend to do the expanded zodiac test and she's making a trollsona now x'3 #which of course lead to me explaining trolls and then i needed to draw what vexed me abt grubs #being that 1. i think they have lil brownie fairie tails/mermaidy tails so needed to put basis for that on the grub #(this is a troll oc of mine btw)#2. i think trolls having fully formed horns is a waste of resources for a growing baby imo at most they should have nubs #in the zones their horns will grow in from with like a basic idea of what direction to grow out in first!#3. secondary legs are the absorbed set in my head so they're thinner (easier to break down) in the becomes sort of goop process y'know?#pinkfluffles art #oc #digital art #art #digital drawing #oc art #homestuck fanart #homestuck #oh also 4. sensory hairs/whiskers/ weird hairy and fuzzy lil caterpillers -points- lookit the baby #i wanna be more cringe this year :3

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genuinebluff · 2 years

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Genuine Zodiac Signs

Unused Printer Ink Cartridge: January 20 – February 18

Stain of Unknown Origin: February 19 – March 20

Wooden Stool from my Grandma's House: March 21 – April 19

Cast Iron Cornbread Pan : April 20 – May 20

0.5 lb of Sushi Grade Salmon: May 21 – June 20

Small Green Pencil Sharpener: June 21 – July 22

Block of Velveeta Cheese: July 23 – August 22

Pair of Dirty Leather Gloves: August 23 – September 22

Bar of Unscented Hand Soap: September 23 – October 22

Guy Fieri's Sunglasses: October 23 – November 21

Thoroughly Squeezed Tube of Toothpaste: November 22 – December 21

Mostly Empty Takeout Container: December 22 – January 19

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gyossaith · 1 year

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Matthew Arnone

#Matthew Arnone #art #digital #painting #dark #creepy #body horror #dark art #horror art #gemini #macabre #blood #weird art #strange art #zodiac signs #astrology

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miodiodavinci · 9 months

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well in any event today is the day i gotta go clothes shopping for my Professional Internship Outfits™ and as much as i want to remain optimistic i also foresee the fact that i might die

#(folds hands in prayer) please let me find shirts that fit me without being weird lengths or bad material #please let me find pants that fit me that aren't specifically designed to cling-wrap to my skin #please let me find a nice tie or a cool necklace or other gender neutral gear that won't make me feel like peeling my flesh from my bones #the agonies of needing to be professional #while not being perceived as feminine #but also kind of hating how default masculine things look on you #but Also being a plus size individual #meaning that as far as clothing retailers are concerned #i either want to look like a floral print aunt #or wear paper thin barely sleeved tees that say like. 'wine zodiac <3333' on them sdkjhfgj #killing and biting how hard it is to give me a thick quality collared shirt and a fun patterned airline scarf #here's hoping at least skdjfhgkj

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chiropteracupola · 5 months

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if you are looking to confuse and upset your relatives, I highly recommend the new game I've just invented, 'family fursona,' where you attempt to determine the fursonas of your various parents, siblings, &c. while not specifically telling them that is what you are doing.

#news from the cupola #planning to bring this to every family occasion until it grows insufferable :)#my father thinks one's fursona is determined by zodiac sign. this is weird even for him (notably weird man)

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2022dirt · 11 months

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