the signs as 16th century criminal aliases
(Source!)
ARIES: Speedy's Woman
TAURUS: Brother Standfast
GEMINI: Shifty
CANCER: Furry Cathy
LEO: Grinder Girl
VIRGO: Brains
LIBRA: Playbunny
SCORPIO: The Devil's Knave
SAGITTARIUS: Mercenary John
CAPRICORN: Pointy Head
AQUARIUS: The Moulder
PISCES: The Crawler
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the signs as unhinged joe wilkinson tweets
aquarius:
pisces:
aries:
taurus:
gemini:
cancer:
leo:
virgo:
libra:
scorpio:
sagittarius:
capricorn:
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Films watched in 2023.
Top 10 May.
1. My Own Private Idaho (Gus Van Sant, 1991)
2. Scorpio Rising (Kenneth Anger, 1963)
3. Suspicion (Alfred Hitchcock, 1941)
4. All I Desire (Douglas Sirk, 1953)
5. One Girl’s Confession (Hugo Haas, 1953)
6. Fumer fait tousser (Quentin Dupieux, 2022)
7. Les Signes (Eugène Green, 2006)
8. El asesino de Pedralbes (Gonzalo Herralde, 1978)
9. Always for Pleasure (Les Blank, 1978)
10. Sabishinbô (Nobuhiko Ôbayashi, 1985)
(My list on Letterboxd -click here-)
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🕯️A Cancer Spooky Watchlist🕯️
Max (HBO):
Edward Scissorhands
The Corpse Bride
The Conjuring
From Hell
Prime:
The Wicker Man
Gaslight
Goodnight Mommy
House At The End Of The Street
Hulu:
Dark Shadows
The Babadook
The Menu
AHS Delicate
Netflix:
Crimson Peak
Casper
Lights Out
Japanese Tales of the Macabre
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happy taurus season 👁👄👁
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Do you think Yoongi would ever let oc take charge? Maybe some body worship or soft dom! Reader to show him he’s loved🥹
that man is practically begging for this to happen SHSKDKSKD
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Happy Witchy Skirt Wednesday
🖤witchvamp.com🖤
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What kind of beautiful are you? (According to your sign)
Aries - passionately beautiful like a thunderstorm that bursts open the windows but brings in a wonderful fresh smell
Taurus - grounded beautiful like the feeling of the shadowy cool forest around you on a sunny day
Gemini - exciting beautiful like unexpected fireworks on an ordinary day
Cancer - classically beautiful like soft waves on the ocean rushing to the shore
Leo - sunshiningly beautiful like a glimmering light you don't wanna stare into for too long
Virgo - chaotically beautiful like the beauty of tidily raked leaves flying up in a burst of wind
Libra - ethereally beautiful like a mushroom circle you don't wanna step into because you're afraid you're gonna be infatuated for the rest of eternity
Scorpio - fascinatingly beautiful like that feeling of being the cool girl at a party, walking home in the middle of the night with your highheels in your hand, alone in a big city
Sagittarius - approachably beautiful, as in: the one that everyone wants to be more than just their friend, the one that got away, the memory of the first childhood love
Capricorn - authentically beautiful like the feeling when someone gives you an honest open compliment and you accept it wholeheartedly
Aquarius - special beautiful like the kind of people that you need to look at twice and then one more time, cause their face is like a painting you want to study
Pisces - lovely beautiful like a butterfly landing on the palm of your hand
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The Signs as Monsters/Cryptids
(requested by @singingsongsoflove)
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Aries: Dragon, Oni, Cerberus.
Taurus: Dryad, Satyr, Minotaur.
Gemini: Banshee, Chimera, Shapeshifter.
Cancer: Werewolf, Selkie, Ghost.
Leo: Vampire, Phoenix, Manticore.
Virgo: Dybbuk, Grim Reaper, Sasquatch.
Libra: Siren, Harpy, Witch.
Scorpio: Gorgon, Demon, Shinigami.
Sagittarius: Boogeyman, Mothman, Djinn.
Capricorn: Basilisk, Erinyes, Baba Yaga.
Aquarius: Zombie, Frankenstein, Yeti.
Pisces: Rusalka, Naiad, La Llorona.
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My sleep is getting fragile again. I'm constantly annoyed at basically nothing. Eating is a fucking chore. Mood in generally on a slump.
Huh.
Scary.
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the signs as spongebob squarepants time cards
ARIES:
TAURUS:
GEMINI:
CANCER:
LEO:
VIRGO:
LIBRA:
SCORPIO:
SAGITTARIUS:
CAPRICORN:
AQUARIUS:
PISCES:
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i miss the eggs so damn much
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IMPORTANT NEWS:
The trout lilies are up! Not blooming yet, just leaves.
Therefore, spring is starting.
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🕯️An Aries Spooky Watchlist 🕯️
Max (HBO):
True Blood
Coraline
Orphan
The Lost Boys
Prime:
Mars Attacks
Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil
Hellraiser
Jeepers Creepers
Hulu:
The Hills Have Eyes
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Series)
The Boogeyman
It
Netflix:
Creep
The Walking Dead
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Resident Evil
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happy pisces season!!
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bro…. everything is aligning…. that’s fucking crazy .
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