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ranticore · 1 month

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while i'm still in the dnd mood i present my big orange priest, you know the one. bottom pic is a few years old now

#jokingly i asked the dm if he could have the other famous copper dragon breath weapon instead of the normal one dragonborns get #so his breath weapon is actually a 'slow' gas. basically he exhales weed smoke on command #but can't get high himself #copper dragonborn

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mother-marijuana · 4 months

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#weed #marijuana #girls who smoke weed #stoned #girls who smoke #weed breath #smoke sesh #smoke weed #my posts #weed art #marijauna #mother marijuana #cannabis

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blunts-and-babes · 2 months

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Peanut butter breath and donkey butter🤭

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eucchabe · 7 months

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bringing you a WIP <3

#trigun #vashwood #vw #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #trigun maximum #wolfwood #vash #i've had a hellish month picture me crawling out of the ground to bring u this covered in dirt and blood and out of breath #anyway #hiii :3 #my 2 girlfriends who smoke weed #again thank you so much for being so so kind to my silly sketches i read your tags & twirl my hair and smile <3

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suzanbsweet · 6 months

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#breathe #girls who smoke weed #aesthetic #masturbatiom #positivity #mental health #nipplicous #nipplay #girls with piercings #pierced #sexy content #sexy titts #sexy tease

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zuble · 7 months

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i really hate that i’m allergic to cannabis bwait hold on my phone just tried autocorrecting that to cannibalism. that’s so funny original post cancelled. imagine you eat a dude and it fucking eats you back.

#anyways i’m allergic to fruits in a ‘ough mouth hurts’ kinda way #which is fine #but with weed it’s like. my mouth and throat and head hurt and my throat starts closing and it gets harder to breathe. scary stuff #but also imagine you find our you’re allergic to human flesh

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qprstobin · 9 months

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I think we as a fandom need to find some kind of happy medium between the fact that some parts of the fandom are extremely classist towards Eddie (every post about him having a pet raccoon makes me insanely uncomfortable), but also that teenage boys are gross 😭 y'all ever been to a mtg tournament or the like 😭

#fandom wank #walkie chatter #literally my coworker got into the one piece card game #went to his first match and came back into our store like oh ny god i couldnt breathe in there #also apparentlt some people are weird about him smelling like weed?#like ofc he smells like weed he smokes it?#his van at the least does lol

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bread-making-vikings · 8 months

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I'm all for people doing weed but it feels like it's really superseded the whole "don't smoke around other people" thing

#like it's just polite not to smoke #tobacco or weed or whatever else #where people can breathe it who don't want to

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lifeissapphic · 1 year

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og kush breath

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hailieshapedbox · 2 years

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RAINBOW SHERBET XI

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memes-in-a-half-shell · 1 year

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*vomits this sketch*

I just had this in mind all day and I needed to draw it quickly

disclaimer: I do not condone smoking. It's bad for you, children.

#it's-a-moi #my drawings #business au #oohh sometimes I do be hitching for a smoke #it's been years since I had one - I'm a recreational smoker #last thing I had by the end of 2022 was weed with my sister #but heh - it's not a necessity #-SLAPS IT OUT OF DONNIE'S HAND-#STOP IT - I AIN'T KISSING SOME ASH BREATH MOUTH #the aesthetic tho oooooohhhhhh #also sorry if the shell looks almost non-existent #it's really hidden in the shadows ... LIKE A NINJA AOWAWHEAOHEAWOHEAW #I need to calm down my shadings jfc

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blunts-and-babes · 3 months

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Mafia funeral and last breath😩

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violent138 · 23 days

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I don't reply to messages or ignore them but do another way stupider thing where I just leave it at the top of my phone like some shameful sword of Damocles that reminds me I'm a dick and it's been forty hours since they sent that.

#Nobody has asked but it's that kind of night #I think I second hand breathed in some of my friends weed lmao #Also now that I've said that please know it's legal at my [redacted] locale #There's a fucking date now instead of a clock LMAO #social anxiety #Also laziness and adhd #And just message anxiety in general Lmao #About me #Idk maybe #Personal

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lunearobservatory · 11 months

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"New York, you've been quiet."

"That's new."

(tw alcohol)

There are ten visible 18oz cups on screen. Lowballing, I’m going to say this is all he has had. I’m also going to say each counts as 12oz since it’s possible they weren’t filled up all the way, also standard Budweiser can and bottle sizes are 12oz, so it’s an equivalent of one can/bottle per cup. I’m saying Budweiser bc it’s statistically the most popular beer in New York which. It’s also the most popular beer in the entire country so like. Whatever. I’m going for it.

Okay.

10*12oz=120oz

It could be either Budweiser (5%abv) or Bud Light (4.2%abv) and I’ll go with Bud Light, again going for the lower number.

In my heart of hearts I know this is Wildly going to affect the outcome of these results but God damnit I have NO other form of reference. So. I’m using Ben as a body ref. Personally I hc NY as around the same height anyway so fuckin? Sure I guess.

Ben is uhhh self stated to be 5’5 and 125lbs which LMAO I COULD THROW HIM SO FAR but also I’m gonna use that as the metric.

120oz of 4.2%abv for a 5’5 125lbs person is. HURRKKKHH A LOT LMFAO.

That rounds out to 0.29%bac (aprox 20h until 0%abv) at minimum

And for shits and giggles 0.5%bac (aprox 35h until 0%abv) at most (10*18oz(5%abv))

0.08%bac is the average level New Yorkers start feeling “drunk” (it’s also the legal driving limit lmao). The national average for that is 0.099%bac, so I feel comfortable saying it’s sssssimilar enough to just. Use those numbers with a pinch of salt which isn’t how math works but ffff.. Sshhh…

So basically, yeah, I guess based on my word and above numbers he’s anywhere between 0.29%-0.5%bac in that. If he’s only passed out that’s WILD LMAO

0.25%bac is starting stage 5 (level that passing out is listed at); 0.29%bac is the bottom line so it makes sense he would be passed out at this mark if his tolerance is above average which! Probably! It's fuckin New York!

But. 0.45%bac+ is like. Pretty damn assured death for errrrrrr. Most people!

So. Yeah! Between 116-200% tolerance when compared to average citizens. I know that’s a big discrepancy just play with me in this hypothetical math hell please!

The point of all this being. Yeah. I do maybe believe the states are a little tougher than humans and I had to justify it to myself in some semblance of reality

Thank you.

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links2ndbrain · 7 months

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Zelda when I was first appointed as her knight:

#limksthoughts #link #zelda breath of the wild #zelink #lgbt?#lgbt #is yo gun pink??#gas station weed #made me post this #breath of the wild #gay?#bisexas

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amygdalae · 2 years

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i forget ppl can smoke weed without even getting a little bit scared. every time the high really kicks in i feel like im standing on the precipice of something vast and terrible

#but like in a fun way #and i do find weed relaxing and it makes me sleepy sometimes and all that as well #but yeah weed hitting sorta feels like dawning horror to me in a way that is good. i dont knwo how else to explain #ok now that i think abt it im being hyperbolic and also ive been doing edibles only lately while my breathing recovers from the flu #so it might be especially an edible thing

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