and here I was ready to see J.T. play in the outfield 🙄😑
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I am personal friends with the admin of @bad-witchcraft-smp-ideas and neither of us are beating the "actually part of the series" allegations (see here and here) so we've decided that there are:
[ID: a discord screenshot saying "Two types of "bad ideas" users / Denier / Acceptor" across three lines. End ID]
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As you demand. Hello this is boobs inspector and after closely inspecting an ENORMOUS amount of art related to your GREAT persona I with IMMENSE confidence can congratulate you on successfuly passing the inspection.
Wait, I'm getting some glances from PR department.. what? Questions? I must ask a question?
Uhh uhhmmm
Oh! What's the name of that idle game you playing lately? Sorry I'm always distracted and can't remember it
PASSED?? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS DEAR BOY? WE'RE IN THE CLEAR!
we interrupt this can can for a SPECIAL news bulletin:
be on the look out for an anon who's been passing themselves off as a boobs inspector in order to obtain free boobs. that's all for now.
FREEE BOOOBS???
maybe we oughta tell our anon about the phony impostor
YOU LOONY LOOFAH! THAT IS THE IMPOSTOR!
WE'VE BEEN DUPED!
duped!
BAMBOOZLED!
we've been smeckldorfed!
THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA!
LOOK AT THEM.
I BET THEY NEVER CHANGE THEIR UNDERPANTS
i bet they bite whale bubbles
I BET THEIR MOM BOUGHT EM THOSE GLASSES
IF THAT IMPOSTOR WANTS BOOB PICTURES, THEN BY NEPTUNE WE'LL GIVE EM ONE
YOU'RE DANCIN WITH THE CRAB MAN NOW. JOIN ME BOY OR YOU'RE FIRED!
it doesn't seem right...
but it feels so good
glitch effect. the gnarliest stuff in procreate
OH! HOLD ON. I GOT A JAR OF GOONING CAPTIONS IN ME OFFICE!
oops! i converted it into a webp!
WELL FISH IT OUT, AND I'LL CONVERT IT INTO AN AVIF!
i call it mouseboobsREAL.webp.avif
hereyouareanonenjoy
LISTEN! THEY SAW IT!
LOOK AT EM CHOKE!
ARRARARARARARAR
hahahahahahahahahahaha
LOOK AT EM SUFFER!
hahahahahahahahaha
we interrupt your laughter at other peoples' expense to bring you this NEWS FLASH
the fake boobs inspector has been caught. here is his picture:
if a boobs inspector comes to your ask box and they're not this guy, they're real.
phew! that's a relief, ay mr. krabs? i'm sure our anon will understand if we just explain the situation. then we can all have a good laugh about it!
I DON'T THINK THEY'LL BE LAUGHIN, BOY
why, sir?
BECAUSE THAT BOOBS PICTURE KILLED THEM!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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where your heart truly lies ✾ l.n - vi
❧ in which you and lando are not together, right?
❧ brief mentions of cheating but nothing too much. Saw new content of lando yesterday, had a break down, he looked boyfriend af, couldn't make him more of an asshole, bon appetite.
❧ prev part - next part
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norry4 say it with me now: we're all clowns 🤡
bott_ass we've been bamboozled huh
julieeeexo no because I knew kika from somewhere but couldn't figure out where from..girls been with the same agent and have been in many videos together 💀
y/nnorriss y/n really said I'd never date a man like Pierre but I know someone who would
pierreswifey okay so they're coworkers? 👀
yourbestfrienduser 'work'
y/nusername working hard or hardly working?
maxfewtrell knowing you, probably the latter
y/nusername I didn't ask you but pop off queen
chilisainz so no drama? man, I wanted some tea..
oscarp81 so now we're moving on to charles..right? 👀
hannahh it's kinda worrying me that y'all are so obsessed with getting y/n to date another driver 😭
landoscar right, especially since her actual soulmate us being a dick and driving into people on purpose cause he's jealous as fuck 💀
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Horror: We've been duped!
Killer: Duped!
Horror: Bamboozled!
Killer: We've been smeckledorfed!
Horror: That's not even a word and I agree with you!
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