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lucifers-rubber-duck · 2 months

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𖤓 Can we keep them? 𖤓

Characters: Charlie, Lucifer, Alastor, Angel & Husker.

Warnings: None.

Summary: Reader suddenly appears with a baby Hellhound on their arms and asks to keep them, what would their reactions be?

𖤓Charlie

• She's extremely surprised when you appear with a baby Hellhound on your arms, even more when you asks if you could keep them.

• She would probably say yes without thinking, with her eyes shining of how cute the little dog looks, before she quickly shakes her head and tries to stand her ground better.

• She would probably lecture you of how much of a responsability it is to adopt a Hellhound, especially when they're still little and can't do much by themselfs, she would probably also info dump to you about them.

• She makes you promisse that if you're going to keep them you'll take good care of them, she actually helps a lot since she grew up taking care of Razzle and Dazzle. She acts like the cool aunt of your new baby.

• She's probably the best influence you could get for your child, she's just the sweetest and will help you teach the baby what's right and wrong, will read them bedtime stories, will teach them to sing and to dance. She's simply the best person you could ask for.

𖤓Lucifer

• He's a little confused at first, he never put much thought onto the creatures of Hell, but the moment you show him the cute puppy's face, he's melting and allowing you to keep it.

• He would try to help to take care of them but wouldn't be very good at it, he never did a proper research on the beings of Hell, he disliked sinners already, he saw no reason to even pay attention to the other beings his past actions had created.

• But after you adopt the little hound, he will personaly go talk to Beelzebub and ask her what he should do. He asks her tips, about the best snacks to give them, how many baths should a pup get by a day, he's going full dad mode.

• He doesn't take care of a child since Charlie was little and everytime your new baby runs to his arms when he walks in the room to say hi he's in the verge of tears, he'll hold your child on his arms and act like he's the actual father.

• Don't even think twice if you need anything for your pup, he's going to give it. They got sick and need a doctor? He's calling someone from the Ring of Sloth just for them. Need diapers or clothes? Boom, they're already at your door. Want to take your child somewhere fun? He'll give you two free access to his theme park Lu Lu Land all rights reserved.

• Man is just happy to be able to experience being a father all over again.

𖤓Alastor

• The moment you show him the Hellhound you can hear static piercing your ears and the air getting colder, a green energy coming out of him as his antlers grow bigger and his eyes turn dark with only red dots to be found in them.

• You get that it's a no pretty quickly and hides the puppy away before he can do anything about it.

• But you're not known for giving up easily and keeps the Hellhound even so, making sure they never get too close to Alastor, and by to close I mean in the same room, breathing the same air.

• You'll have to try your best to make Alastor slightly fond of the puppy. First trying to give up some signs that you wanted to adopt a baby, then start talking about all the perks a Hellhound has and then later slowly introduce both of them in the same spaces.

• Is like showing your old pet your newer pet and praying they get along, but the old pet in question is a powerful Overlord that can easily kill both of you and broadcast your screams to all of Hell and the new pet is a creature that is in the bottom of Hell's hierarchy.

• After weeks of trying he would just let you be to be honest, he says you can keep it if you stopped annoying him about and forcing him to interact with them. But sometimes you would find yourself trying to calm him down because the Hellhound decided to walk too close to him or even chewed a part of his coat off.

𖤓Angel

• He probably wouldn't mind and say that you could stay with them, it's not his business, it's yours, you do what you want.

• Would eventualy grow attached to the hound, probably not as much as some others, but he does enjoy their company.

• He likes being the bad influence and would 100% teach your child swear words. He wouldn't be as inappropriate around them tho, he knows his limits and was scolded by you enough times about his actions around such a young figure.

• I think if the hound ended up getting friends with Fat Nuggets he would care more, he treats his little pet pig as his own child and would find it rather adorable if they got along togheter, you know for sure he's snapping photos.

• Likes to play dress up with you and your child, he would already lend you some clothes and help you take care of your skin or paint your nails, etc. He would do the same with your Hellhound, dressing them up to look all fancy, brushing their fur and giving them little accesories. Y'all probably have matching shirts he buyed for fun.

• “Where did you found them again toots?”; “Doesn't matter, check out this new trick they learned.”

𖤓Husker

• Would probably say something like “I'm not your dad, do whatever the fuck you want” and keep going with his day.

• He would try to ignore the Hellhound as much as he can, he doesn't like children very much and his cat instincts can get the best of him sometimes, making him hiss at the sight of the dog.

• But he'll definitely call you out if you end up doing something wrong while taking care of them, he says he doesn't care while teaching you the proper way to hold and to feed them. If you ask how he has so much experience he'll flip you off.

• After some time with the Hellhound around, he'll start to accept babysitting them if you ever need to go out to work or to do a importat thing, don't blame him if the pup ends up learning a bad word tho, you are the one leaving them with a drunk bartender in his bar.

• The Hellhound and him would start to go really well together and you would find them sleeping in the couch of the hotel's lobby when you return late to the hotel thanks to work, your now adopted child sleeping on top of the man's chest, snoring and with Husker's wing around them both.

• You took a photo just to always remember the sweet moments and maybe use against Husker if you needed a favor from him, it always works and you get cute photos so it's always a win-win for you.

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ave1dragon · 7 months

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Ok, I got the Guide to the Dragon World and I'm gonna talk about it in full now.

Spoilers if you haven't read the book.

I feel about it the guide the same way everyone else does. Either I or the advertisements and delays hyped up the book too much, and I was expecting more in depth stuff, but the guide in itself is a 10/10.

I like the prolong, as it talks about how dragons lump the tribes into stereotypes and this book is a way to stop that, with stories from all the other tribes. I do wish the annotations from the other dragonets of destiny were more frequent.

The scorching story was fine, but would have been more impactful it we didn't already know the more detailed story.

Pyrrhia:

The maps are cool, very detailed, kind of wish it labeled the old Seawing Island palace, considering it labeled the old Nightwing palace.

Mudwings:

The Mudwing chapter is the most well done, with a story of the stereotypes of the Mudwings and then a note of the true life of the Mudwings, followed by two stories about things we heard about in the books, like the Mudwing Succsession crisis and how they found out about the blood red eggs being fireproof.

The Mudwing Succession story also tells us some extra things about mudwing life: Most Mudwing villages have a school and they have a naming ceremony to name themselves after they are old enough to know about Mudwing life.

Sepia's scroll does show one thing: we actually know a fair bit about Mudwing life, about as much as the Skywings or Sandwings, the problem is we don't spend any time with the Mudwings or their kingdom. Like we didn't know how they named themselves, but we also don't know about the Sandwing full moon festival or Skywing schooling, things that probably wouldn't come up outside of a guide like this.

Seawings:

Queen Coral still sucks. We do find out that Coral allied with Blister because Blister gave the Seawings treasure and battle plans and, most importantly, read and memorized all of Queen Coral's scrolls and said she loved them. Apperently Queen Coral is trying to tell everyone that the Seawings had a big hand in ending the war and were a part of the dragonet's plan.

Moray tells Queen Coral that Starflight might want some Seawing history written by someone other then Coral. I like how in this and Talons of Power, Moray doesn't just worship the grown Coral walks on, but actually disagrees with her sometimes and tries to tell her no.

Queen Coral tells us about some of her scrolls. Some we heard of, some we haven't, they were cool.

We also get some letters between Albatross and Queen Lagoon, they don't really tell us much we didn't know about.

We then get a scroll about learning the beginnings of Aquatic. It was alright, I don't really care about the Seawings all that much, but it was cool.

Turtle was assigned to write about Seawing customs, but he turned it in too late and had to send in a letter from his brother instead. That was rather annoying to me, "oh no we can't learn the full details about Seawing culture for some reason, lets just learn about hatching day events."

Anemone tells Tamarin about how she misses her and the Seawings main weakness is not being able to communicate with other dragons as well. Also we have blind scrolls now!

I don't really care about the Seawings that much, they're probably my least favorite Pyrrhian tribe.

Rainwings:

The Rainwing chapter starts with a story from Kinkajou about Silver, Glory's pet sloth, and how Silver met Glory and helped her. Silver is clearly a stand in for Kinkajou, it also has parentheses around notations of her talking to Moon about how to write a story, and isn't technically very well written. I really like the story. I'm not really someone who wants a new story with Kinkajou in the lead, but it was fun.

We then read the "Dangers of the Rainforest" scroll, with a few annotations from Glory about how the Rainforest isn't so dangerous and the Rainwings can be dangerous if they wanted to. I like how the scroll is one mentioned in the series, specifically The Hidden Kingdom, and is accurate to the description, it barely mentioned the Rainwings themselves.

Handsome tells Glory about the story of the Royal Rainwing Challenges and how they started. The Rainwings used to fight for the throne in the death matches that every other Pyrrhian tribe did, and then they went through eight queens in a month, and the ninth queen said we should stop the death fights, as if we kill all the strongest, smartest Rainwings, we won't have any smart, strong Rainwings left, so they devised different, non deadly challenges. We learn about a few more: The storytelling challenge, the cooking challenge, and the sloth taming challenge.

Jambu then tells us about different colors on Rainwings and what they mean. It also notes the usefulness of this, as if you are in trouble or if you feel bad, your friends will know and can help.

We then learn about how the Rainwings didn't know how to read and write for a while, but they did tell oral stories, either about history or just new, made up stories, and how Starflight realized how creative and deep the Rainwings could be.

However, in the past, the Rainwings could read and interacted with other dragons and got into wars, and then we read the letter about what happened to the Rainwings.

The letter is Python, the great-aunt of the current Rainwing queen, Queen Jacaranda, the granddaughter of Queen Anaconda, the Rainwing queen in Darkstalker's time. Python is upset that Jacaranda is abiding by the peace treaties and dismantling the army and saying that venom can no longer be used on other dragons. The Skywings took a lot of rainforest and killed about half the Rainwings, although Python says that they Anaconda would have fought even if she was the last Rainwing left. This does explain why the Rainwings are pacifists, but doesn't explain why they stopped reading or interacting with other tribes, I guess that was the fault of the queens Grandeur let on the throne, but everyone talks like the Rainwings fell apart a long time ago.

I do like how the Rainwings are written in this book compared to the Hidden Kingdom. The Hidden Kingdom has a problem of saying the Rainwings are bad for things that aren't bad at all, like not having a Rainwing palace, or Suntime, or not eating meat. Hidden Kingdom may have been trying to say at the end that the Rainwings are fine, they just need to still fight if nessesary, but I did not find it very clear.

The guide book tells us that the Rainwing traditions make sense actually, and even thought they can't read, they can still tell stories.

It also seems like the story of how the Rainwings changed was a bit retconned. In the third book, Grandeur said that they used to keep track of the royal eggs, but her daughters were useless, so they opened the throne to everyone, but then the only ones who signed up were bad queens. Earlier Grandeur said that in her day, the Rainwings used camoflauge to hid from tribes who wanted to take their rainforest and she wouldn't mind using her venom on the Nightwings, so I think the original plan was that the Rainwings fell apart with Grandeur, but then it was changed to show how the Rainwings aren't bad, just different.

Nightwings:

I enjoyed Tales of the Nightwings, but it is different from how the novels describe it. We didn't know much about it to be fair; it was Starflight's favorite scroll, it mentioned some stuff about Nightwing schools, and we found out it was all untrue after finding out Nightwings couldn't really read minds or see the future, at the time. This made it sound like it was a scroll about the fake life of the Nightwings, but instead it was a story about a Nightwing who didn't have any powers, got bullied, and then had a vision that saved everyone. This would be fine, but then the comment about none of it being true doesn't make sense. I get that they were talking about the powers in general, but its not written as a true story. I would have liked it more if it was a bunch of supposedly true stories about Nightwing life.

Moon tells Starflight how Nightwing powers work, we know all of it so I'm not gonna go over it.

Glory and Deathbringer talk to Mastermind about why Nightwings think the way they do.

Apparently some of the Rainwings are ready to forgive the Nightwings immediately, I hope these are the ones who weren't imprisoned because otherwise, why. At least he knows he did bad. Mastermind is kind of like Darkstalker in my eyes, a dragon who is bad and did bad things, but because he has a character outside of evil, some people don't think he's bad.

Nightwings are taught from birth that they are the best dragons genetically and because of their powers. Mastermind also seem surprised that the other tribes don't think that way about their tribes, at least not to that extent.

They didn't just ask the Rainwings for help because they knew almost nothing about them, and when they found out about Rainwing venom, they assumed the Rainwings were dangerous and were also afraid to show weakness, since they talked about how strong they were. It's interesting that in both this and Prisoners, most Nightwing take the Rainwings seriously, which makes me think that the Nightwings told everyone Rainwings were lazy to keep everyone away from the Rainwings.

The good of the Nightwings is their love of learning, and how they were the first tribe to develop a written language, and take medicine seriously, and they used to help the other tribes with their visions.

We then get a note from Fierceteeth about the new Nightwing colony, Renewal, for the purposes of starting their own tribe with their own queen instead of merging with the Rainwings.

Fierceteeth seems to try to make herself tougher then she is, talking about how hard it is to live here instead of the Rainforest, as if bragging, and how she says she doesn't care about Nightwing history, but the island was cool. The Nightwings have also become nocternal, waking up late in the day and hunting through the night and then goingg to sleep shortly after sunrise.

Fierceteeth is also interested in the theater, as no one on the island was ever taught anything artistic, just "science, superiority, and survival," which is interesting, the Nightwings are trying to put on a play, and Fierceteeth says she'll send Starflight some tickets if it works.

Also Fierceteeth has eggs, and she says Starflight is invited since he's the only family Fierceteeth has left. She seems excited about said eggs, which is not something I expected of her character. I think it cute and she seems to care about her brother more then she lets on. Also we learn the Skywings have big hatching day parties, probably courtecy of Queen Scarlet.

We then get a scroll from Renewal about Queen Vigilance's glass jubilee. Vigilance brought back the Full moon festival and has musicians play during it. The festival celebrates the gifts of the tribe. Each seer offers a future vision, and the mind readers share the thoughts of adoration to the queen. Queen Vigilance also made an island temple to the first nightwing librarians, and hopes to have the glass jubilee continue.

We can see that in the past, the Nightwings still though of themselves as the superior tribe, both in arts and science. I also like the inclusion of the island temple, no one seems to talk about the Nightwing temple in the discussion of religion. Also I like how this is clearly propaganda, I bet Vigilance's children are bad at playing and no one was thinking of her.

Sandwings:

Yeah, I'm with everyone else on the Sandwing chapter, it's the worst out of the book. It doesn't tell us anything about Sandwing life and culture.

We get a flyer asking if anyone knows about the missing treasure, the Desert Tiara, the Twilight necklace, the Sandwing Septer, and some assorted gold coins with Queen Oasis's face on them.

Then we see a letter from Sunny about Burn's creepy hall, the hall contained the white dragon with no wings that was said to be a Icewing Sandwing hybrid, but Sunny doesn't think so. She doesn't think their a Silkwing, because they only have two wingbuds, so either they're from a non heard of tribe, or an animus enchanted dragon. This is interesting, because I thought the white dragon was a Silkwing until graphic novel 5, when they just looked like a Icewing with no wings.

She also has a dragon bite viper skin, a fish tank full of odd looking fish, a blood red Mudwing egg she planed on destroying on the brightest night, but it never hatched, a Silkwing wing, and the Stuffed Nightwing, who bragged about having an animus object, the dreamvisitor, and wouldn't give it to Burn, so she had him killed, but she could never find the dreamvisitor because they swallowed it.

We did learn about some new treasure and more about the "hybrid" and the wing and how the Nightwing got here and about some more stuff in Burns collection, so there's that.

We then get Smolder's diary, from the first week after the death of Queen Oasis and how he raised Flower. This is my main problem with the chapter, the big story doesn't tell us anything new about the Sandwings. The Mudwing sucession scroll told us about Mudwing schools and how they get their names and royal life. The Skywing scroll of Queen Scarlet's husband told use about Skywing families and Queen Firestorm, but we don't get anything in Smolder's story we didn't already know. If we did, I would be more lenient to this chapter, but it doesn't

Tell us about the Full Moon festival, or the Sandwing animus gifts, or how Jerboa III met Queen Glacier or something. Burn's weirdling tower was a cool idea, but it's not enough.

#wof #wings of fire #i'll be updating this until it's finished #I can't finish it at the moment #mudwings #seawings #rainwings #nightwings #sandwings

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obligitory-fma-blog · 8 months

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I watched the final Netflix adaptation of FMAB. Here’s some of my notes

- “Y’know, I don’t think he has any need for his dad.” Hoenhiem. Uhm you left him he kinda did for a while so idk why you’re being bitter now

- YOOOOO SIG AND IZUMIIIIII

- RAHHHH I LOVE THEM

- Okay the fighting is better this time, less choppy

- Izumi’s actress is ON POINT I LOVE HER

- “I was never much of a proper parent to either of those boys” Ya don’t say. (I’m not a Hoenhiem hater, but I am a Hoenhiem critic.)

- “Maybe you should’ve told them goodbye and talked to them before leaving. Maybe then their grief wouldn’t have taken over.” SAY IT IZUMI

- “I reorganized your insides lol” Hoenhiem you could tell Izumi before you did that?? Creepy man.

- Still didn’t use the music from the original :(

- Okay Ed should be covered in blood after falling into it but he isn’t, just his head bandage. Wtf is up with that??

- GIRLIE I CANT WITH ENVY RN WTF

- WTF IS THE CGI OF THE HUMANS ON HIS MANE (?)

- EW IT GOT WORSE

- Okay how tf did envy knock them onto a stone platform that was LITERALLY NOWHERE TO BE SEEN UNTIL NOW

- Mustang and Riza my beloveddddd

- The actor for General Hakuro is pretty good tho, very weird, but good

- Girlie you walked into some weird shit

- Mustang girlie I luv you so much tho hope you slay this movie

- Oh hi Father

- “Daddy…?” -al “DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR-“ -father

- Also highkey the actor for Envy is really good too

- “How do you know Hoenhiem?” “Technically he’s our father” TECHNICALLY HAHA

- Ed is like “touchy no no, no touchy”

- Girlie you are a creep HANDS OFF THE LITTLE GUY

- Ed’s just like >:/ wtf get off

- WHY ARE YOU PETTING HIM???????

- I feel violated just watching this

- YEAH LING SAVE HIM

- YOOOO WERE GONNA SEE GREEDLING :D

- Ew that’s fuckin goopy (philosophers stone)

- It looks like melted jello ewwww

- Okay idk if seeing greedling is worth it for this shit

- Why is his mind blue???

- Wait did we see greed lose his body in the first one or….

- I don’t think we did???

- Uhhhh idk and I don’t wanna go check because the first one is bad

- Lowkey he’s fine as hell tho

- Mustang looks so damn done lmao

- HE’S SITTINF LIKE THE SHINJI MEME WAIT

- LMAOOO THATS SO GOOD

- okay okay it’s time for me to get my Mustang being a dad moment don’t fail me now movie

- Stfu Bradley no one cares

- WTF WHERES MY MOMENT HELLO

- ARE WE NOT GONNA GET THE 520 CENZ PROMISE??

- I HATE THIS

- Okay Ed, Sig, and Izumi get to interact now :D

- Okay so now we’re getting the scar brother research moment? Outside of Briggs? Cool? I guess?

- Oh hi greedling

- Okay so apparently father killed greed cause he disobeyed him but that’s all we get for that.

- Also this story set up just doesn’t and will never work as well as the first one, so much stuff is intertwined in different events and mixing it all up like this just makes it so confusing and that’s part of the reason why this just doesn’t work

- But I’ll ignore it for the sake of things

- OLIVIER :D

- Mustang and Riza checking in on their kids :D

- I’m so normal about found family

- 5 minutes in Briggs and Ed is already in trouble. In character stuff

- Also we gonna talk about his automail or we just gonna skip over that for plot reasons

- OLIVIER I LOVE YOUUUUUU

- WOMEN ARE HOT

- am I bi

- YESSS ICE QUEEN ICE QUEEN

- “How’s Alex?” “He’s good!” “…shame.”

- Okay sloth looks less weird than I imagine

- OLIVIER WITH THE BOMB :D

- Love her what a Queen

- Still wish they used the original soundtrack I will forever be mad about that

- SLAYYY OLIVIER YASSSSSS

- please marry me

- YEAHHHHHH

- Okay Ed just kicked sloth off of briggs? Girlie even with automail I doubt he could kick him that easy

- So Olivier doesn’t suspect Ed of anything? Out of character, #notmyicequeen

- Also turns out Hakuro and Raven are both the same person in this version??

- Oh Hi Winry

- “If I step out of line, they’ll do something to you.” Awww baby protect your gf

- YEAHHHH OLIVIER AGAIN :D

- “I won’t let anyone do whatever they want in here!” SAY IT GIRLIE YEAHHH

- please I’m begging you marry me

- on my KNEES

- They could not have casted her better

- Bb girl it’s so hard to understand you when you’re so fine I can’t focus

- Okay now Drachama is attacking Briggs

- When Sloth goes back in the hole Raven/Hakuro looks like a grandpa when he’s told he can leave the nursing home for the day to play golf and if that isn’t a summary of the entire us government idk what is

- AWWW WINRY HAS A CHARM ON HER BAG THAT LOOKS LIKE DEN :D

- Sorry Olivier, but it’s so hard to focus on this serious scene with your luscious lips and beautiful face

- She would murder me for saying this all but IDC IF TJAYS HOW I GO THATS HOW I GO

- Alphonse!! :D

- Hoenhiem is like “hUH???”

- He didn’t know about Al’s body????

- Okay bestie :/

- Father of the year fr

- Can’t even keep up with the fact that his son doesn’t have a body smh

- Okay Xerxes time

- ED IS THE SAME ACTOR FOR YOUNG HOENHIEM???

- Okay I get why

- BUT OKAY THEN IG

- Okay cool Xerxes sequence

- “Everybody is dead” lol cringe get good

- Sorry I have the humor of a middle schooler

- Oh hi Greedling

- Am I bi cause THIS MAN

- Okay now it’s Al!Pride time just out of nowhere for no reason?

- “So you’re gonna try and beat me then?” -Pride

- “… nah you’re freaky lol” -Hoenhiem

- Hi again Al

- “Don’t insult my son bitch” okay we love that

- “Okay, let’s all go beat the dwarf in the flask :D” -Hoenhiem

- “NO ONE FUCKING ASKED UGH” -Ed

- MUSTANGGG LOOKIN SPIFFY

- Still mad we don’t get the 520 cenz promise

- AHHHH BLACK HYATE

- LUV HIM

- Also seeing Mustangs team all together is so slay :D

- “Don’t die while we overthrow the government y’all.” -Mustang

- Oh great bad cgi soldier things

- YEAHHH MUSTANG SAVE YOUR SON!!

- Okay good Envy and Mustang will fight :)

- Now it’s time for CRAZY MUSTANG :D

- BURN THE BITCH BURN HIM

- ED LOOKS SO SAD AND CONCERNED :(

- YEAH RIZA STOP HIM STOP HIM

- YEAH ED STOP HIM

- “GIVE IT TO ME FULLMETAL NOW! OR ILL BURN OFF YOUR LEFT ARM!” ANGST ANGST ANGST

- “JUST TRY IT! GO AHEAD! ILL THROW DOWN WITH YOU NOW!” YEAHHHH SAVE YOUR DAD!!

- “YOU PLAN ON STANDING AT THE TOP OF THIS COUNTRY LIKE THAT?!” CRYINF SCREAMINF RAHHHHH

- “YOU KNOW THIS ISNT WHAT YOU WERE STRIVING FOR” PARENTAL!ROY AND ED PEOPLE WE ARE GETTING FED TONIGHT

- YEAH RIZA AND SCAR STOP HIM :D

- The way Ed got ready to fight when Mustang looked like he was going to snap at him I :,)

- “I am a giant fool forcing you all to act this way.” HUG YOUR WIFE AND SON

- “Lieutenant, please lower your gun. I’m so sorry” GONNA CRY NOW

- I still wish we got the 520 cenz promise and I will never not be bitter about that

- I don’t care that it’s not the point of this IM STILL MAD

- OOP BYE ED

- AWWW MUSTANG CALLING FOR ED BEFORE HE GOES :,) WERE GETTING FED GUYSSSS

- Okay I don’t like the fight between Bradley and Fu as much this looks more like stage fighting :/

- That’s the only one so far I didn’t like tho so….

- How tf is Riza gonna survive tho the weird doctor guy isn’t here

- DONT LOOK DIRECTLY AT AN ECLIPSE GUYS WHAT???

- Also those do not go that fast either

- I got to see one and it was really slow but fun ig

- Idk I was like 13 so

- Anyways

- YEAHHH ED HELP YOUR DAD!!!!

- Okay I wish they added colored contacts for this or smth so it’d be similar to the series and make more sense but eh… who knows

- ED YOU GOTTA KEEP HELPING HIM HE CANT SEEEEE

- or get revenge that works too

- Okay cgi for the absorbing god scene is cool

- Alright who’s ready to fight god?

- Am I hallucinating or is the actor for Al also the actor for god!father/Dwarf???

- IM NOT THATS HIM

- OKAY IG

- All the actors for this are really good actually. I can tell they have passion for this. I appreciate that.

- Okay it’s time for Ed to almost die for the 5000th time

- YEAH MUSTANG FUCK HUM UP

- YEAH EVERYONE!!!

- POWER OF FRIENDSHIP YIPPIE

- Also someone get Ed. Or don’t

- Nah cause the creepy guys gonna get him now

- AL

- THIS SCENE WILL NEVER NOT BE SAD TO ME

- DONT TOUCH THE CHILD WEIRDO

- It’s funny cause when I got into this I was younger than Ed and now I’m older than him. Fixation really be lasting a while. It’s the neurodivergence isn’t it.

- YEAHHH NOW WE GET HIM BACK TO HIS BODY :D

- I can’t even tell if it’s good because the series is good or if this is actually a good movie

- Oh hi greed I forgot about you lowkey

- But you’re hot so hiiiiiii <3

- “YOU DARE DISOBEY YOUR FATHER?!”

- “ITS A LATE-STAGE REBELLIOUS PHASE IM GOING THROUGH!”

- Iconic.

- And get punched idiot

- OKAY TIME TO BRING BACK AL

- YEAHHH HOENHIEM TAKING RESPONSIBILITY

- “Let me at least do something fatherly in the end” AHHHHH

- “STOP BEING A DUMBASS DAD” AWWW ED

- “You finally called me dad 🥹” I CANT VISIBLY REACT I DONT WANNA DISTURB MY ROOMMATES BUT AHWHWIWJEVRI

- “I was always a human to begin with. All is one, one is all. Even if I can’t use alchemy, I have great people in my life. My precious friends and family.” STILL THE BEST QUOTE FOREVER

- YEAHHHH RIZA AND MUSTANG WILL FIND A WAY TO GET HIS EYESIGHT BACK

- AWWW WE GET A TRISHA AND HOENHIEM SCENE

- YEAHHH THE BROS COME BAVKKKDHIHZHW

- AND WE SEE HUMAN AL WITH SHORT HAIR

- AWWWWWIEHJEIEHWHWH

- IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS EVER

Conclusion: yep. This got me in the heart, even if it isn’t the show itself. Still stuff that bothered me. But overall, this series of movies is not so bad. Not so great, at times, but not so bad. Honestly, I think they did the best they could and that’s really all I could ask for. And it was nice seeing them all in live action. For this movie, an 8/10. For the series of movies? 6.5/10. Not remotely comparable to the original series, but still a worthwhile watch and something I’d recommend if you want a recap of the series but don’t have time to watch it all again.

Let me know if you all want notes on the first one! I watched it a long time ago but I’ll do it again for y’all. Much love guys <3

#fma blog #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #edward elric #fullmetal #fma brotherhood #ed elric #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #fma netflix #netflix adaptation

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inlocusmads · 1 year

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About Me - Tag Game

Thank you so much @peonierose for tagging me in this!

Tagging: @ofmischiefandmedicine @liaromancewriter @jerzwriter @lilyoffandoms @cariantha @cassie-thorne @aallotarenunelma @ao719

Are you named after someone?

Nope. My actual IRL name is super wonky and hard to pronounce and very very original and I don't mean it in a "one of a kind" way (believe me, primary school bullying/chortling proves the otherwise). Blame my parents lmao.

When was the last time you cried?

A few hours ago, to be precise. But it was mainly due to me stressing about stuff and everything on top and screaming in the background and Phoebe Bridgers's Motion Sickness was just.. the cherry on top XD. I'm all right now!

Do you have kids?

No and I don't plan to. Dudes, I'm.. like, 18-ish? It's too soon to be thinking about kids, in my opinion.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

No, but I do have the driest sense of humour. Dry and pale and stupid as in "Juan"

What colour are your eyes?

Black as my SOUL. Only joking. They're actually a pale shade of brown with some mixture of black. It's like a kid's oil painting palette. A mixture of red, yellow and everything - gives you this slimey whimey blappy colour. That's what my genetics aimed for.

Scary Movies or happy endings?

I like both! I don't have preferences when it comes to movies. Even if you put on, like the cheesiest movie or scary enough to blow your pants off, I'm cool with both.

Any special talents?

I have frankly, no idea.

Where were you born?

Because I'm a bit concerned about putting my place-of-birth out there on the internet, I'll just say I'm from the south of Asia. I'm South-Asian. I was born there, brought up there and currently swallowing my own misery.. right there.

What are your hobbies?

Writing, reading and doing silly little things on the internet. Back then, I had a variety of hobbies ranging from drawing people and biking and generally being less of a human equivalent of a sloth, but these days, I'm taking it a little easy. Schoolwork is demanding enough lmao.

Do you have any pets?

Nope and growing up, I'd really wanted a pet fish or a parrot, but my parents refused. Plus, we kept moving around a lot, so there's no definitive place for the pet to thrive without being subjected to a lot of change.

What sports do you/have you played?

Oh I've played a lot of sports! I played a lot of basketball and football at school, but graduated to some cricket part-time. Then I got into badminton and ping-pong and I actually went to these classes where they taught me that. Then I moved onto volleyball and dodgeball and then stuff like chess and carrom (#YesTheyAreSportsFightMe). So yes, I *have* played a lot of sports; some part of my physical fitness unit at school and some as a hobby.

How tall are you?

The last time I checked, I was 169 cm (5"5 ft.) but then I could've grown because I was fifteen back then. Now I think it could be around 170-172 ish, around 5"6.

Favorite subject in school?

Geography, chemistry and computer science. Three subjects, yep. But then I got to actually liking maths and science and now I can tolerate it to an acceptable extent before it starts driving me nuts.

Dream job?

Honestly, I have absolutely no idea. But if I may dabble into the Fictional Realms for a while, I'd love to be a warlock or a wizard or something. I'm still figuring my footing out, so don't ask me about it just yet XD!

#tag game

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So my parents' divorce is messy as hell and has a lot of victims. My mom, my brother, me, and now also Yara. My mom's dog. John has determined she has to go in the next week, despite him living in the biggest house with a yard, and he was the one who wanted a GSD. He gave my mom the choice to 'relinquish her' so he could get rid of her, and fearing that John would put her down, mom called me.

Mom can't take her because the divorce forced her to move to an apartment that doesn't allow pets. She asked the landlord too.

I lost Mojo a month ago, my apartment is small but empty pet wise and I live next to a huge park.

So Yara is coming to live with me for a little while until we find a permanent home for her. I considered taking her in permanently, but I'm also working really hard to get a service dog, and while I can financially, emotionally, and physically support one dog, I don't think I can train and handle two in my current condition. It wouldn't be fair to the service dog or Yara if she stayed with me permanently.

I remember her being sweet, though. I hope she likes to cuddle. I got her a bunch of toys, food, and snacks. There's honestly so many cool and cute toys. Like Batman, or a sloth. Also considering a trip to Ikea for some soft stuffed animals.

#ben says stuff #german sheperd dog #german shepard #GSD #dogs of tumblr #Yara

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troubleabroad · 2 years

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Under The Sea

This was an action packed day. So put the kettle on, she’s a long read

We woke up surprisingly well rested, and ready to take on the classic sights of dallas. Were staying a just out of the downtown area, so thankfully our dear friends at uber are willing and able to transport us anywhere! We arrived at the Dallas World Aquarium and were excited to see what it had in store for us. Well, what it had in store was a lot of animals in small enclosures, with no information. I’d love to tell you what animals we saw, but i have no idea. There were various birds, fish, frogs, penguins, sloth, a mini deer looking thing, an otter who just swam laps of his fish tank, a dugong that was uneventful & boring penguins. There were a lot of animals, but they all looked pretty grim in such small spaces. It was also weird to go to an aquarium that has so many non-aquarium animals. Not having any information on the animals was an odd choice by the aquarium too. But hey, this is ‘murica, and learnin is for nerds.

We left the aquarium, and were not far from the historic west end of dallas, which is kind of where all the nation is. Bars, eateries, sightseeing etc. Nearby was the very art school museum of illusions. This was much better than the aquarium, thank god. Its basically a giant office space, that has been converted to who a wide array of optical illusions & art. It also had descriptions of what each piece was, take note dallas aquarium! One of the cooler exhibits was the vortex tunnel. Its a tunnel that rotates around you, and you walk through it on a boardwalk. Seems simple and boring enough in practice, but in reality after about 3 steps you feel like you’re going to fall over. It sucks. But kinda cool. After a little while there, and after the kids running like mad got to me, we went off to do sort out sim cards for the trip to make life easier. Thankfully AT&T have their own area in the city. Think of a smaller Fed Square that is owned by telstra. It was a quick and easy set up for the phones, and even better, there’s a pub right next to the store! Best kind of exit via gift shop I’ve experienced!

We had some food and a couple of drinks at Jaxon, maybe not me new favourite, but still great, and planned what else we wanted to accomplish in dallas. One of the major things we need to do is find some sort of clothing store, because this smart, seasoned, well adjusted traveller did not pack enough clothes. 1 pair of shorts & 3 t-shirts will not get me through 5 weeks…. All of that aside though, there was one major attraction that we had to see. THE TEXAS STATE FAIR!! What better time to do the fair than right now! Another uber ride to the fair, and ill tell you this for free, first impression is wild. It’s like the melbourne show on steroids. Really, really good steroids. Not the ball shrinking ones.

The first exhibit we see as were walking in, is a small area that looks like a dirt bike track, instead it was very much not dirt bikes and instead huge Dodge Ram pickup trucks doing jumps and ripping around the track. You better believe we jumped in and had our free ride! Like most people in america, our driver knew where melbourne was. He even pronounced it correctly, so i guess he wasn’t lying! He mentioned that he drives monster trucks so this was just a little bit of fun for him. And what fun it was. Gotta give Dodge credit, it was the perfect advertising for their trucks. I walked away wanting to buy one. We left the adult merry-go-round and had a wander through the fair. Everything you’ve heard about fairs is true. Deep fried everything, ben flowing, rides, oversized food, drink, entertainment, everything is bigger in texas! After such a big meal at Jaxon, we weren’t overly hungry, so were quite content walking around the fair and taking it all in. They had a petting zoo, complete with a porcupine, zebras, bison, and my favourite Kangaroos! there is also a token parade through the fair grounds, complete with a tractor float, various “miss” beauty pageant winners. After all the sights, we regained our appetite, so went to the nearest fried stand to get some food. Funnel cake and deep fried cheesecake should do the trick! Both were equally as sweet and delicious as you could imagine. By this stage we were getting pretty tired, and the festival was winding up. so we made our way, slowly, to the exit to head back home. Across from the state fair were two service stations. One a shell. The other, a very dodgy looking homebred one. I had heard stories of being able to buy alcohol from service, or Gas Stations, so this was the prime opportunity. You better believe we went to the sketchy one! The rumours were true, there is booze everywhere. where we would normally have ice cream fries near the counter, the just had an open top fridge full of ice and individual pint cans of beer. Thankfully in this store, the clerk was behind super thick glass, and all the alcohol fridge doors were locked. It screamed safety plus. With the clerk so far away, and the fridges locked, it would have been hard to buy alcohol. But thankfully this service station has a doorman! Fancy! Im pretty sure the doorman was just a homeless guy that the clerk was paying to basically keep guard if everything went south… We took our 12 pack of white claw, and pint of natty light back to the uber pick up spot, and that’s when my body decided it need to pee, and pee now So bugalugs got the uber back to the hotel and i made a mad dash back into the fair ti find a toilet. Word to the wise, Americans DO NOT like it when a panicked dude runs into a crowded area. Anyway, crisis averted and into an uber i got. The uber driver was well across Australia’s lockdowns, and was chuffed that i “managed to escape”. What we needed when covid hit was this gentleman, because all we need to do was not be scared and believe in our faith, because god will look after us. Safe to assume that this guy did not get his booster shot… Eventually got home after hearing how he was family friends with michael jackson, and had a budding radio career. Not sure what’s on for tomorrow at this stage. We will most likely be pretty knackered after such a big day of doing things. But that’s part of the fun!

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Dot and 58

The parents -

Who first brought up having/adopting kids? I imagine a future where 58 is able to spend time with Dot and help her, both in and out of the game. Helping her form a better relationship with food and her body. Listening to her not with judgment, but care. A relationship blooming in a well-maintained garden. Her reaching the point where she can express just how much she cares but through other means than 'saving from the wax'. Her feeling an actual connection with someone would make her feel so... warm. Without thinking about it, she had set herself so much lower than everyone else. So to feel herself in the same eyeline and wanted in that... She might even come to understand that feeling as loved. And from there, avenues like marriage or raising a child might open up.

Which parent is most overprotective? Dot has lingering fears. Though wax has loosened its hold on her, the idea of it infecting their child would still cause some panic to bubble. So, while not as fearful as she might've been before-...

Which parent is most supportive? 58 seems a very gentle and nurturing sort.

Which parent expects the most from their child? Unsure of 58 views, but he doesn't seem the type to expect a lot from children. Dot only wants the kid to stay very safe, but that might seem a bit extreme in her insistence on that at times

Which parent is more likely to spoil their child? 58 was a bit of a rich boy right? That might lead to spoiling a bit if so

Which parent does the child go to to get their way? Hmmm, Dot. There're some things she's firmer on, but oftentimes she's a bit of a pushover

Which parent is the best at singing lullabies? Dot has a nice singing voice

Which parent finds it harder to let go? ... Dot certainly would-

The kid -

What the kids name is and the meaning behind it. She didn't think she'd be able to find a name she liked, but Chamomile set itself in her heart... It's a medicinal herb. Soothing as a tea too... Something about it made her think of 58 as well. Ah, she thought of Millie as a nickname...

What traits the kid has that doesn’t reflect their parents. She's one of those kids that's really into animals. She went to the zoo one time for a class trip and since then she's been wanting all the animal books from the library and reads them to her parents on the couch. She's got all the fun facts babey :>> Their favorites are pandas and sloths... they feel like cousins to her.

What the kids favorite clothing style is. Comfy and fuzzy. Sweaters, little fluffy robes and pjs. She likes little overall dresses overtop them too.

What their favorite cartoon is. They like watching whatever mommy and daddy put on. But, we bare bears is one they'd stop doing something else to sit and pay attention to.

What skills their parents try to pass down to them. She's really gotten a handle ( teehee :>>) on sign language now! Even though she started learning to understand 58, she's started to use it to talk with him most of the time and uses it with her friends a lot cause they think it's cool she can talk with her hands :>> Dot taught her a lot of safety things and how to use the little medkit she gave her... She's really good at playing doctor. Nods nods.

What their future might be. Maybe she'll lean into that love of animals and doctoring skills Dot taught her to be a vet. Maybe she'll do some jobs as an interpreter for people or stage productions. Maybe she'll be a player >:333 The world is her oyster. Speaking of oysters did you know-

The family -

Who the child’s godparents are. ... Dot's first thought was 74. She's not sure who he'd pick.

Do their parents plan on giving them any siblings? Dot would like to, if he does.

What is the child’s first pet? Dot doesn't really want pets in the house despite baby's pouting at the fact so stuffed animals are her friends.

How do they get along with any extended family members? Unsure of what 58's family is like but the vibes I got from their sims house were not good so! Dot's family will be nice and bring baby gifts, adding to her never-ending stuffed animal collection :333 They might be a bit concerned about Dot not only in a relationship but with a child for some time..... but they'll come to love both 58 and the baby

#offspring

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dnarez · 4 years

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Chapter 2 - Moving out

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The pictures I was going to use aren’t mine, so I think it’s better 4 me to just share the Wattpad link where you can see the story with the pics

https://www.wattpad.com/925296862-hawks%27s-sister-chapter-2-moving-out

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I get inside my new home... it's very basic and simple, just a bedroom, a kitchen, a bathroom and the living room, nothing to fancy but it's enough for the 3 of us.

I look at all the boxes in the living room's floor and sigh.

"Come on Haru, Void! Let me get you some water, after I finish unpacking we will go out to eat, who would like some chicken?"

Haru barks and runs inside, Void follows behind. I close the door, lock it and put a bow with water on the floor and the other on top of a tall box.

'It's hard to accept that they would put me out like this... at least they had some heart to get me a place to stay, and it's just a few blocks from UA, I still can't believe that I did it! I'm so happy! But so nervous... but I still did it!' I fist bump the air, then start getting the boxes that have "bedroom" in them in their place.

'I'm glad I passed the entrance, sadly I couldn't try for the hero course... they even had locked me up that day to make sure that I wouldn't even try' I start unpacking my things. 'If they see me in the hero course they will stop paying the bills of this apartment and I can't go make my dreams true while homeless and hungry... I'm so glad they gave me some kind of allowance'

After finishing getting the desk, bed and shelf set I start organizing everything. 'I heard a rumor that when you are in the U.A you get a few chances of getting in the hero course, I hope they are true, I will have to get the hard way around, but that's fine! I still have to learn how to fly and stuff, actually... I don't think I would pass even with my wings in the hero course exam... I can do so little with my wings...'

'But it's okay! Because I will go and be Plus Ultra!' I finish my room living it simple 'Maybe if I don't spend too much money, in a few months I could get this please a little better... but for now it's perfect'.

I go back to the living room and get the bathroom boxes to go unpack my things, but stop to take a better look at Haru and see her chewing something.

"Haru... what are you eating?" I approach her after putting down the boxes, but she starts to chew faster "HEY GIVE ME THAT!" I go to get her, but she is faster than me, so I had cornered her in the kitchen and immobilize her "Spit it out!" I open her mouth trying not to hurt her the best I can "SPIT IT OUT" I put my hand in her mouth and search for the thing "SPIT. IT. OUT." I finally get it and release her "Damn girl! You almost gave me a heart attack!" I look at the thing and see it's the cap of my shampoo "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS? The box was closed I'm sure..." I sigh and go wash the cap then go to the bathroom getting the boxes off the floor and taking it with me.

"Should I call then to tell that I got here safe?..."

'You are no daughter of mine'

'I wish I never had any of you!'

"Maybe not... both of us hm..." I finish setting the bathroom. "That's better!" I smile at the result.

"Now I'm starting to feel more at home!" I go check on my pets and see they both in my bed, Haru by the feet and Void in my pillow "what time is it?" I look at the clock and see that is 16h(4pm) I started at 10h(10am) "Wow time pass fast when we are having fun! But not really... I'm starting to get tired... maybe I should take a break and- no! I can't! There is just the living room and the kitchen and I will have finished! Hmmmm... I deserve some good chicken tonight!"

I kiss the top of their heads "sweet dreams cuties!" I go to the living room and get everything ready to start the kitchen. "Hands to work people! And by people I mean me, myself and I" I get everything ready by 17h40(5h40) "Uuuuh! Pretty!"

"Damn! I'm such a sloth! I- need to... take a break!" I say between breaths while i go to sit in the bed to relax a little. "I really need to train hu?" I Sigh

"... is it normal to miss who doesn't love you?" The house was silent, I look at the window and see that it was starting to get dark "I will let my thoughts get to me later now I have shit to do" I get up and go unpack everything that was left.

...........timeskip

"FINALLY DONE! AAAAAAAH!" I trow myself at the couch and stay laying there for a few minutes.

'It's dark but there is a kfc near here so it won't too take long'

"Void! Haru! I'm going out! Do any of you want to come with me?" Void comes flying and sits at the top of my h/c hair "Okay big guy! We will have to come back so let's not get ourselves lost ok?" I get my jacket and put on some pants while at it 'these always hide them better'

"CAW!"

"That's the spirit! Sorry Haru, but only one at time" I pet her head and kiss it "You can sleep with me today because of that!"

"WOOF!"

"Hehehe bye! We will be back soon"

I grab my keys while I go I put the hood, then getting down the stairs.

'I like living in the 5th floor, I can have some nice view and am not so dependable of the elevator, that's good!' I get out of the apartment complex and go down to the right 'I remember passing by a kfc before getting home so it must be near'

Void goes to my shoulder and hide inside my hood behind my neck.

"Hey! Don't go-" I look around to see people looking at me with a weird look since I was almost screaming with no one, 'I feel so embarrassed, I can't go running back home because I'm hungry! And I can't go running in this neighborhood that I know nothing of' I sigh and keep walking straight ignoring the looks they are giving me.

'Wait... did I get my wallet?' I check my pockets "fuck!... Void... honey" I stop next to the wall out of people's way and cover my mouth with my hand, his head poke out of his hiding spot that is between my neck and my hair "I need you to go back and grab my wallet... please Void, I promise that you will get some tasty popcorn tomorrow, ok?" He nods and goes back home sigh.... I'm happy that it was hot today, or I wouldn't have let the window of the living room open' I wait a bit more until he came back with the wallet in his beak. "Yes! My sweet raven! My dark crow! My knight wing!" He drops it in my hands and goes back to hide behind my neck inside my hood.

"Thank you Void!" I whisper to him and go back to walk to the kfc to get my tasty chicken.

I walk in and drop my hood.

'I'm lucky that this place is 10min walking from home, but I will need to get groceries tomorrow while coming back from school... what class I was in? I think it was... 1-E General Studies, I have to use a skirt, so I will be missing some feathers... I already have my school uniform and my school material, since I already have the uniform I don't think they will let me change it' I sigh and go to the line to get my food.

I feel Void moving and turn my head to see his beak poking out of my h/c hair. "Void! If someone sees you I will get in trouble! Go back in!" I whisper while making him hide himself again and when I see is my turn to order, I make my order, pay and go sit in the farthest corner away from others eyes and take Void out. "You bird brain! I thought that crows were supposed to be smart!" He turns his back to me "don't you dare ignore me! I could get in trouble Void! If mom and dad get a call from the police for any reason I can say bye bye to my hero course dream... and would say bye bye to me you little-"

"Number 69?"

"Nice! Our order is ready!" I get up and go get it I see that Void still is in the table, I whistle, and he flies to me landing in my shoulder, I look at the lady in the counter, she is eyeing Void.

"Sorry form bringing him in, but he doesn't like being alone" I scratch his head and get my order to go "Have a nice night"

"Y-you too..." the lady goes back to work and I go out and start going home "I need a place to train... I can't even fly, so I will need to get everything right... how the hell will I ever-" I looked up to take a breath and saw him.... Hawks! I see doing inside the kfc that I just got out of "omg... what do I do? Hmmmmm..." I stare at the kfc door for a few minutes and am surprised that Hawks came out with a bow of wings already made, hot n steamy.

He turns his back to me and goes on to walk his merry way, but before he can get another step away from me my body acts on his on. "Pro hero Hawks wait, please!" He stops and turn around to face me 'damn he got all the good traits from mom and dad'...

"Hi! Need something?" He smiles down at me

"Could you tell me if you know any good place to train my quirk? I know that it's illegal to use it without the license but I need to train to become a hero!". He looks at me with a sweet smile

"Sure little bird, what's your quirk?" He faces me completely

"It's-..."

'Damn it... I don't think I should tell him and let him get suspicious of me... but I really need help with this so fuck it'

"It's just like yours but my wings can change colors"

He looks in my eyes, then look at my back and chuckles "Sorry but I don't see wings on your back little bird"

"Oh! I tuck them in!" He turns serious at that.

"Wait, what? You hide your wings? Why?"

"Hmmmm... mom and dad don't like them, so they tell me to hide them" this isn't a lie, but it also isn't the full truth.

"Can you fly at least?"

I shake my head. "I never tried before... and I am scared... really scared" I look at the ground in shame

"Hey is normal to be scared, I was terrified in my first flight"

"Really?! But you are so cool! And can fly so well" he laughs at that

"Yes, thank you, I am the way I am now because of my training, it would include things that I didn't want to do you will be fine as long as you have faith in yourself" he pets my head

"And a place to train" he chuckles again

"And a place to train, I have to go but here" he gave me a paper with an address not too far from home "that is a good and discreet place to train, good luck little bird" he pets my head again and flies above me "I hope to see you in the sky any day by now" he waves to me one more time and fly off.

'YES!' I smile wildly and start to sprint home 'thank you big bro! You are the best!'

Tomorrow is a new day, tomorrow is the day that I will start U.A! . . . . . . . ........................................................................

Omg this was so fun to write! I know that this chapter was kinda bland n stuff, but I wanted you all to feel connected with y/n, so a chapter with her alone may help me active it.

Also having Hawks in the end was by accident, I was planning on putting him after the usj incident, but this chapter would be too blunt if it would end with nothing to hold on to, so I changed a bit!

Hope u all r enjoying! A lot of kisses to u all , until next week

Dnarez ❤~

#bnha #bnha hawks #bnha x reader #mha #mha x reader #mha x you #hawks x reader #wing hero hawks #hawk #hawk x reader #shoto todoroki x reader #x reader #reader insert

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breanime · 3 years

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It’s California anon. I really should interact with you more than I do.

1. I’ve never watched bobs burgers (yes I live in shame)

2. Ooh I love billy Russo or Bucky Barnes. There are so many great writers in the marvel fandom

3. Pine then Evans then hemsworth. Hemsworth isn’t really my type but apparently that’s an unpopular opinion.

4. I would love time manipulation, or matter/energy manipulation

5. I do not watch the boys. Should I?

6. Billy is the then Logan

7. Tommy Shelby then Caspian (I have a thing for brunette boys with tragic pasts apparently. It’s a thing, I don’t know why)

8. Female, Demi-bisexual. I don’t know I’m pretty boring; I like reading, baking, writing postcards, playing with my dog, watching baseball, uhhhhhh idk I’m really boring. I really hope we’d be friends because you seem cool but interestingly we’re very different. I come from a VERY conservative background- southeast Asian and conservative Christian where the very thought of partying or even doing weed is very frowned upon (don’t even get me started on dating. Long story short if you don’t see yourself marrying a person you shouldn’t even go on a date with them). That being said, I hope we would be friends. You’ve definitely taught me a lot (I was the 19F female so I definitely have taken your advice). I am not high right now. I currently live with my parents so it’s not an option. And yes, I have terrible anxiety so I am always nervous.

Okay now it’s your turn:

Sexuality and pronouns?

Ethnic background/culture?

Favorite music?

Whose your favorite bre’s boy?

Favorite quote?

Favorite movie or tv show (or both)?

Favorite sport?

Is your family close? Do you have a favorite sibling?

Do you have any pets?

Do you have a favorite animal?

Are you in school? If so, what are you studying?

Are you working? If so, doing what?

Dream career?

If you reply with more questions I’d love to go back and forth with this q and a:)

Ah, yay! California anon! My friend! You should watch The Boys if you can tolerate a lot of violence and gore, it's all related to the plot, but it can get bloody. Also, I'm gonna need you to watch Bob's Burgers whenever you can because it's a masterpiece of a show. I like your superpower, and I am CERTAIN we'd be friend IRL! I really like learning about you and your family! So do you have siblings? Are you the youngest? How about pets? I told my Mom I smoke weed sometimes and she doesn't approve, but we're always open about stuff, thankfully, so it wasn't a hard conversation at all. We joke about it now, and I don't smoke in her house since she doesn't approve. But she does let me smoke outside while she scolds me haha.

Ok, to answer your (awesome) questions:

I'm a bisexual disaster, she/her

I'm Black, my family is from the South Side of Chicago, but my mom moved us to the suburbs, so I always feel like I've got a nice mix of hood and suburbia in me haha

Oof, music is hard. I love all music except screamer music, right now I'm really obsessed with early 2000s r&b cause it was damn near perfection. I also LOVE a good Broadway album. Say what you will about LMm, but the Hamilton soundtrack SLAPS!

My favorite Bre's Boy as a character is the LOML Johnny Tuturro, but my favorite to write for is Angel....or Coco.

My fav quote is a quote from Riley Freeman from The Boondocks "late to bed and late to wake keeps you long on money and short on mistakes".

Like music, my movie list is LONG. One of my favorite movies though is definitely Undrafted, it's such a fun and easy watch. I also LOVE Spirited Away. Fav TV show... hm, The Get Down is a classic masterpiece, and I also love Peaky Blinders (season 2 especially).

I guess basketball is my favorite sport (I like the way it dribbles up and down the court), I'm not really a sports person.

My family is kind of close, kind of messy. We're messy right now though, unfortunate 🙄 My favorite sibling is my big brother Brandon. He's only like 17 months older than me or something. When we were little, we pretended to have a show called the Brandon and BreAnn Show and we had a theme song haha!

I HAD a pet turtle named Speedy, but he ran away. No joke. I also had a cat as a kid that my Dad took and then gave to my step sister so... eh. My little sister has a Maltese named Jasper now who I tolerate haha.

Fav animal is the sloth. I envy their lives.

Not in school, but I graduated from Indiana University in 2015 with a BS in English Education. I also considered minoring in Sociology or Theater, but I never got around to it. I'd love to go back to school someday though.

Not working! I quit my job and have been kind of just bumming for the past 4 months, but I'm looking for a remote job (so if you or anyone else have any suggestions, please let me know!)

My dream career is a professional writer and an actor. Ugh, how I wish.

What's your dream career?

#this was so fun!#if i end up going to bed soon #keep sending in asks if you want and I'll hit u back tomorrow :)

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pocket-luv101 · 4 years

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Summary: Kuro and Mahiru has kept their relationship a secret for a year and they celebrate their anniversary. (KuroMahi, Historical Romance AU)

“If you’re looking for Kuro, he mentioned that he wanted to visit his sister’s apple farm. I think he might be there.” Mahiru lied. The royal advisor had stopped him in the hallway to ask if he knew where the king could be. “Is there an emergency that needs his attention? I can go to the farm and bring him back. I already finished grading the children’s assignments so I’m free for the afternoon. He hired me to teach his siblings but it seems like I spend most of my time making sure he completes his duties.”

“You spend a lot of time with the king when you’re a simple tutor.” His light joke was met with the advisor’s suspicious glance. Mahiru didn’t show a reaction to his words and he merely smiled innocently at him in return. “I have to admit that you have been a good influence on the king. On the other hand, I would like to remind you of your role as the family’s tutor. I would recommend that you be more professional with the family. Even if the children are hard to manage, we can find another tutor easily.”

“I would respectfully disagree. It’s a pleasure to teach the royal siblings because they’re very bright children.” Mahiru frowned when he heard the advisor’s barbed comments. He spent a lot of time with the family and he grew to care for them. He wouldn’t allow anyone to insult them. “King Kuro asked that I treat the family as normal people so they learn humility. I agree with Kuro’s decision. They’re wonderful children for more than their royal blood.”

The advisor didn’t respond and Mahiru decided that it was best to end the conversation. He didn’t want to become emotional and accidentally reveal his feelings for the king. Mahiru gave the man a curt nod and said, “I will go to Wrath’s apple orchard and bring the king home. If the children ask for me, please tell them that I will be back in a few hours.”

Mahiru walked around the man and left the grand hall. A few people called to him but he didn’t stop to speak with them aside from a rushed wave. Due to his conversation with the advisor, he was late. He entered the stable and walked to the horse at the end of the stall. The white horse recognized him easily and it leaned down to nudge him with its nose.

“Do you want to go on a ride, Sloth?” He asked as he petted the horse’s mane. Mahiru opened the stall’s door and he found that Sloth was already wearing its saddle. He could guess who had prepared the horse for him and a smile spread across his face. He took Sloth’s reins and led the horse out of the stables. With practised movements, Mahiru mounted the horse and steered it towards the road.

They started to travel the well worn path to Wrath’s apple farm. His heart was racing with anticipation and Mahiru hoped that the people he passed wouldn’t be able to notice. He waited until they were a fair distance from the castle and he looked back at the grand building that was partially blocked by trees. He was too far for anyone in the castle to see him.

Mahiru turned his horse around and took a different path. He rode to a secluded field a few feet from the apple farm. He glanced around him to make certain that no one had followed him. Once he was certain that he was alone, he dismounted. He took out an apple from his bag and held it out to the horse. As it ate from his hand, he said: “Go to the apple farm without me, Sloth. I’ll come for you in a few hours.”

The horse was well trained and it trotted away to the farm a mile from them. Mahiru trusted that the horse would be safe in the orchard but he watched it leave to be certain that no one tried to take it. His lover had gifted him the horse so they could meet outside the castle easier. After it was out of sight, Mahiru left the road to enter the dense forest.

Mahiru made his way through the green undergrowth until he reached a small waterfall. Even though he knew how the ground around the water was slippery, he skipped across the stone in his eagerness. He placed his hand on the stonewall for balance as he walked. He slipped behind the waterfall where he knew there was a secret cave.

Waiting for him inside was a candlelit picnic. Mahiru smiled the moment he saw Kuro laying on the thick blanket and warmth filled his heart. He had fallen asleep waiting for him. He knelt next to him and tenderly brushed his light hair from his eyes. For the past year, they had a clandestine romance. They had to keep their relationship a secret because they were from different classes.

Mahiru leaned down and grazed his lips over his cheeks. The touch was light but it woke Kuro and their eyes met. He reached up and wrapped his arms around Mahiru’s neck. “I was worried something came up and I would have to eat here alone. Did something happen?”

“Your advisor asked me where you disappeared to. I said you were visiting your sister so we should stop by her farm after our picnic.” He told him. Kuro moved his arms from around his neck to circle his waist. He held onto him as he sat up and they were close enough to feel his breath on his lips. In the castle, they could never hold each other the way they wanted. He wanted to savour the feeling of his warmth as much as he could while they were in the cave.

“It’s been a year.” Kuro whispered. A part of him was surprised that they had managed to keep their relationship a secret for so long. Since he was a king, people were always watching him. He thought his title was a little ironic. He had all the power and money in the world yet he couldn’t have the one thing he wanted: to be with Mahiru. Kuro was grateful for each moment they could steal.

“I made a special meal to celebrate the occasion. I had to keep it simple because I didn’t want the food to spoil while you were waiting for me.” Mahiru slid off his lap and opened the picnic basket Kuro brought to the cave. He sat close to Kuro and held a strawberry to his lips. “These are still ripe. I also brought sandwiches and treats for us. I got carried away last night and made a lot of food.”

“No wonder the basket was so heavy. I was certain that someone would’ve heard me sneak out of the castle because I was dragging that heavy thing through the hall.” He joked and they both laughed. To Kuro, Mahiru’s smile was well worth the effort they had to put into their relationship. He ate the strawberry from his fingers and then licked the red juice that spilled onto his hand.

They ate the sandwiches and Mahiru would occasionally feed him a few bites. He stared at the crumbs on Kuro’s lips and he was tempted to kiss the spot. Instead, he sat close to his side and their arms brushed together. “Next year, I hope we can have another picnic like this.”

“I’ll find a better place instead of a cave.” He promised.

Kuro was slightly surprised when Mahiru shook his head. “The only thing I need is you, Kuro.”

When they decided to start a courtship, they were both well aware of how difficult a relationship between a king and commoner would be. They still wanted to try. Mahiru had never been happier and their time together only made him fall deeper in love with Kuro. He placed his hand over his and threaded their fingers together. He didn’t know if they could keep their secret for another year but he knew everything would be okay with Kuro by his side.

“Anyways, I think this cave is romantic.” Mahiru leaned his head against his strong shoulder and grinned up at him. A cool breeze and candlelight surrounded them and the sound of the waterfall relaxed him. He wanted the moment to last forever so they could simply enjoy each other’s presence. “Oh, I want to show you something. I visited the cave yesterday and discovered something we’ll both enjoy.”

“What is it?” He asked but Mahiru placed his finger over his lips with a secretive smile. Kuro trusted him and he stood. He doubted he could deny him anything when his brown eyes showed how excited he was. He fell in love with how open Mahiru was because it was different from the nobles he knew. Even among commoners, a person like Mahiru was rare. Mahiru held Kuro’s heart and Mahiru’s love belonged to Kuro.

They held hands as he followed him deeper into the cave. Kuro noticed a light ahead of them but he was certain that there was only one opening to the cave. Mahiru squeezed his hand before he pulled him into the light. The cave had a natural pool and the hole in the ceiling allowed sunlight to filter in. The light reflecting on the water washed the cave in a soft hue.

He let go of Kuro’s hand to slip off his shoes. “We ate a light meal so I think it’s okay for us to have a swim. Do you want to join me for a bath?”

Even before he answered him, Mahiru was already taking off his clothes. Kuro stood behind him and lightly kissed his neck. A shiver ran through him but it wasn’t caused by the cool air. His heart began to beat quicker with anticipation. Mahiru turned in his arms and rose onto his toes to kiss him softly. His lips lingered against his skin and he felt breathless. “I hope the water isn’t too cold.”

“I’ll keep you warm.”

Kuro knew that Mahiru would often take his siblings outside to play around noon. He decided to stop by to play with them. Even before he entered the garden, he could hear his siblings’ laughter. He thought of the countless tutors and governesses that his siblings had scared away. On the other hand, they adored Mahiru. Most would think the children only liked Mahiru because he would let them play and he would bake them treats. Kuro knew that they respected Mahiru for his kindness and compassion.

He leaned against the gate and took the chance to watch Mahiru play with his siblings. He took on a role as their mother rather than a mere tutor. Kuro was glad that his siblings accepted Mahiru since it gave them the chance to meet and fall in love. Mahiru’s face was a little flushed from playing and Kuro had to smile. He was reminded of the way his skin glowed the previous night in the cave.

“Brother, look at how high my kite is flying! It’s the highest.” Hyde called to his brother when he spotted him enter the garden. He broke away from the group and ran to where Kuro stood. “Come play with us.”

“I’m coming but I can’t walk properly if you pull on my arm like that.” He chuckled at his brother’s enthusiasm. Their other siblings quickly surrounded him and he looked to Mahiru for help. His lover only shook his head with a light giggle. Kuro couldn’t bring himself to be angry whenever he heard his laugh. Discreetly, he took out a small package from his bag and held it out to Hyde. “Can you give this to your teacher for me?”

Hyde nodded obediently and took the package to Mahiru. He quickly ran back to play with his brother and left him alone with the present. Mahiru had seen Kuro hand the box to Hyde so he wondered what it could be. They couldn’t exchange anything romantic or else people might get suspicious but he felt butterflies in his stomach when he unwrapped the gift. Mahiru found a jar of ointment and it had a sweet scent when he opened the lid. There was a folded note in the box as well.

We didn’t have a proper bed last night so you must be a little sore. This ointment should help. Mahiru blushed when he thought of how they made love in the cave with their moans echoing around them. Kuro had laid his jacket on the ground for him but his back and hips still felt a little sore. In the heat of the moment and the afterglow, he hadn’t noticed. They lazed on the blanket and talked until the late hour forced them to return to the castle.

“What’s that?” Lily’s voice brought him out of him musing. He hoped that he couldn’t see that he was blushing and placed the jar back into the box. It became clear that Lily had already seen the letter when he said, “I’ve never seen writing like that before. What does that say?”

“This letter is written in Japanese.” Mahiru answered him but he was careful not to tell him the content of the letter. “Not many people in London know the language but Japan is my homeland.”

A memory came back to him and it warmed his heart. Kuro had asked him to teach him Japanese. At first, Mahiru thought the reason he wanted to learn was because it would allow them to speak without people discovering their secret. Then, Kuro told him that he wanted to learn Japanese so Mahiru could be less homesick. Most wouldn’t notice that he was homesick sometimes yet Kuro did. Those thoughtful moments showed how much he cared.

Mahiru took out a pen and a slip of paper and quickly scribbled down a response. He folded the letter into an airplane and walked to where Kuro was playing with his siblings. He stopped a few feet from him and lightly threw the paper airplane towards him. The plane poked Kuro’s hair and he caught it before it fell to the ground.

He unfolded the note and read, Thank you. My back is only a little sore. But it’s difficult to reach my back to put on the ointment. Will you help me put it on tonight? Meet me in our secret tower tonight.

Kuro glanced to Mahiru after he read the note. He didn’t notice him staring since he was playing with the children. The nights they could be together was a moment he would cherish. He thought Mahiru deserved more than secret kisses though. Kuro wanted to be able to tell the world that he loved him. Changing the law and norms of their society would be difficult but Kuro would face any challenge to be with Mahiru.

#servamp #kuromahi #sloth pair #servamp kuro #mahiru shirota #fanfiction

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surveys-at-your-service · 3 years

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Survey #398

“freedom is just man’s invention, & a soldier is just a slave”

What do you do the most when you’re online? Watch/listen to YouTube. Do you have a bobblehead? No. Have you ever spent your birthday alone? No, that sure would suck. Were you afraid of heights as a child? Actually no, but NOW I kinda am. Have you ever had a lead role in a play? No. Would you ever take a solo road trip? No, that sounds super depressing and lonely. Do the mountains fascinate you? Of course! So much history built into a magnificent, awe-inspiring piece of nature. Have you ever been insulted or called names by a significant other? Wow, no. I wouldn't tolerate that for a second. What’s your favorite movie battle scene? The fight between Simba and Scar is very powerful imo. Have you ever been to a same-sex wedding? No, but not because I'm opposed. I'd love to go to one and be the photographer. What’s your favorite Marvel movie? Probably one of the Spider-Man films. I don't remember which it is, and I don't want to spoil it by explaining what I do recall. Did you have a Walkman when you were a kid? No. What’s the most difficult experience you and a significant other have gone through together? Being long-distance when we really wanted each other's physical comfort. Have you ever attempted to pick a lock? Did you succeed? Yes, because Ashley locked her keys in the car. I don't remember if it worked, actually. Have you done the Bratz doll challenge for YouTube? No. I've seen a couple people do it, though, and it's both cool and creepy. Does the hospital in your town have a good reputation? NOOOOOOOOOOOO. What is your favorite nickname that you’ve had? "Bee" from Megan. Have you ever gotten a professional massage? No. I would be SO uncomfortable. If you had braces, do you wear your retainers still? No. :/ Well, the one you put in, anyone. I have a metal one behind the front row of my bottom teeth. If you had braces, have your teeth moved since you got them off? Yes. Do you know anyone personally who’s lost a child? I know way too many people who have suffered miscarriages. Do you take your medications regularly? Yes. What’s one luxury item you wish you could afford? An actually nice house. What’s your favorite thing to do in a swimming pool? Just kinda casually swim around. Have you ever been abused by a cop? No. What is one thing that you took to show-and-tell as a kid? My Snorlax plushy. Do you remember losing your first tooth? No. In the summer would you rather have the windows down or the A/C on in the car? I strongly prefer A/C. Have you ever been addicted to a game? What game? I had a long-time addiction to World of Warcraft for a couple years or so. I still play it now, but I'm not addicted to it anymore. As a matter of fact I get bored of it easily now. Which was better: the original The Lion King or the sequel? The original, but I love both very much. Do any of your grandparents have a tattoo? I don't know if any did. Do you believe that your pets feel love towards you? Roman, 120%. It is so obvious. Venus, no, as reptiles are literally incapable of experiencing that emotion. I do, however, know she trusts me. Are you proud of your body? FUCK no. Have you ever been rushed to the hospital in an ambulance? No. How do YOU believe the world & universe started? I don't know. I feel like MAYBE there is some sort of ultimate intelligence that formed the universe (maybe prompted the Big Bang, though I've always been dubious of that occurring naturally), but I don't think of this topic frequently at all. Does it really matter, after all? We're here, so just focus on that and live in the now. Have you ever stuck gum under a desk/chair? NO, that shit grosses me the hell out. When shopping at a grocery store, do you return your cart or just leave it? Return your fucking cart, please. It is NOT that difficult. What is one thing you’d never want your parents to find out? Certain places I've, uh, "done" things. When you were little, did you like Dr. Suess books? Yep. I seriously loved Green Eggs and Ham. What would you consider unforgivable? Rape is #1. Would you rather give your food to a homeless shelter or money to charity? Food to a homeless shelter, but I'd love to do both. What was your least favorite year of your life so far? 2016 was a fucking NIGHTMARE. Have you spent money on a game online? On one occasion, I asked if Mom would reactivate my WoW account, and when two expansions came out, I asked if she could buy them. I HATED asking. Thankfully, now, I'm rich enough in the game to pay for the "token" currency, which renews your subscription for a month, so I essentially play for free now. Have you been called a bad influence? Yes. Have any self-done piercings? Noooo. I only trust professionals. Ever pierced someone else? Again, no. Leave it to professionals, as well as someone without tremors. If you had a child with down’s syndrome, would you keep him/her? IF I wanted kids, of course I would. It really, REALLY bothers me when DS is the reason behind abortion. Mind you, I am pro-choice, but come on... Don't treat down's syndrome children as a curse. If someone tried to murder your child, do you think it would be wrong to expose them publicly and talk about it on social media? Of fucking course I would. I'd damn that person to hell myself. Is there a toxic person that you miss? I sometimes miss Colleen. Are you still contemplating going back to someone you shouldn’t? With Jason, yes. If he actually wanted me back (that will never happen, but anyway), I fear I'd say yes and probably would, realistically. When was the last time you had a new crush? When I realized I was bisexual. Do you want Jesus to come back soon? Back when I was a Christian, I was terrified of Judgment Day. I don't believe in it now. What is something you can’t wear because of your body type? I COULD wear whatever the hell I wanted, but I refuse to wear crop tops or strapless tops (or strapless bras). Oh, and thongs. No thanks. If you have curves, do you like them? I'm not curvy naturally, I'm just fat. Have you ever worn matching pajamas with someone? No, but that'd be cute. Has anyone ever mistaken you for being anorexic? No way. What fast food place do you avoid at all costs? Arby's, to name one. Are you afraid of deep sea creatures? Yes, especially giant squid. Have you ever agreed to purchase something on Ebay and got scammed somehow? Ugh, I got Ico THREE TIMES and they were ALL broken; they'd freeze in the first few minutes. Has anybody ever given you a promise ring? No. What is your favorite kind of cake? Red velvet. Honestly, have you ever eaten raw cookie dough? Yeah, multiple times. Were you outdoors or indoors more as a kid? I'd say it was a split down the middle. Have you ever had a relationship that began via text? Jason, Tyler, Juan, and Sara all began over text. Girt asked me out over Facebook Messenger. Do you think sloths are cute or ugly? They're cuties! What eyeshadow suits you best? I only wear black eyeshadow. Do you watch the show Wizards of Waverly Place? I did as a kid and really liked it. Have you ever been to the rainforest? No. I don't think I could handle the humidity, though I'd love to see all the beautiful wonders. Are you a member of any clubs? No. Would you shave your head with a friend who had cancer? If it was someone I was very close to and they were extremely self-conscious about it, I'd probably be willing to get very short hair, but I don't think I could handle no hair at all. How did you meet your pet? Roman was one of the kittens of Ashley's mother-in-law's cats. She has way too many cats and needed to get rid of the kittens, and I'd been wanting one like mad. I found Venus via the online reptile-selling hub called Morph Market, and I became VERY interested in the many, many ball python morphs, and when I saw her, I immediately knew that was my baby. Did/Do you have any PEZ dispensers? I did as a kiddo. What are some of the phrases in your personal ‘bingo’ card? "Mood," "can't relate," "hi, how are ya," "jinkies," "yikes," "oof," shit like that. Have you ever been through a trap door? No. Do/did you have to wear a uniform to your high school? No, only middle school. How many video games do you own? A whole lot. Have you ever visited a sex shop? No. Have you ever ridden a bicycle through a busy city? No, I'd be very scared to. Do you use Instagram? How often do you post there? I have two for my varying photography subjects. I post very rarely on both. Have you ever had a scary encounter with a wild animal? I have not.

#survey #surveys #random questions #lyrics: ''civilize the universe'' by ozzy osbourne

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forgive-me-your-highness · 3 years

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Amphibian chaos!

A frog and a toad sitting on a warm rock in the sun, what crimes will they commit

Espresso - What motivates you to work hard? This question assumes I work hard

Oolong - What did you want to be when you were small? LMAO it sure as hell ain’t a job but I wanted to be a mermaid because I was a lil shit

Mountain Dew - Have your ever disliked something and then changed your mind? I used to hate talking on Discord servers but the 2 I’m on I will not shut up. Toad you never get a break from my bullshit

Banana Milkshake - What “Old Person” things do you do? I’ve started complaining about my back hurting because I sleep in wack ass ways

Black tea - Do you sleep with a top sheet? Why or why not? FUCK NO! I hate top sheets, only fitted sheet and some fluffy blankets for me, top sheets feel suffocating to me

Latte - What did you think was cool then, when you were a kid but isn’t cool now? Having a lot of friends, I have my handful of online friends who I love dearly, and 2 irl ones

Coca-Cola - How long would you last in a Zombie Apocalypse? Maybe two days if I’m lucky. I am dumb as all fuck.

Mango Milkshake - If you could live in another century, what would it be? I want to say plague times but that’s too fuckin dangerous so I’ll say the 1900′s because it’s the closest to the 2000′s

Cappuccino – You only get 3 words to describe yourself – what are they? A Sweet Fool

Dr Pepper – Which habit are you proudest of breaking? Being clingy, I still am but I hope not too much

White Tea - What’s one thing that can instantly make your day better? If someone calls me a nickname/pet name or even a small compliment

Apple Juice – If your life was a movie, what would it be called? “Shit’s Fucked, Volume who knows anymore”

Mocha - What’s your favorite sleeping position? Side, I have a pillow for my head, one pressed against my back, and one to hug like a sloth

Schweppes – What do you wish you were really good at? Socialization, someone is nice to me and then I cling to them because I’m lame

Chocolate Milkshake - If you could ask advice from any book character, who would it be? Diego from We Are The Ants

Orange Juice – What is your favourite item of clothing? I have a black shirt with a metallic gold design of Wind Waker Link + the Triforce

Flat White - Which of your personality traits has been the most useful? uHHH it’s not a good one but I can make my self disassociate so fucking fast if I need to, and I get such bad anxiety sometimes that I almost seem manic which helps to get away from bad situations-

Sprite – What’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve ever done? I decided fuck it and started to post my favorite ships on main. Best decision I ever made

Red Bull - If you had a theme song, what would it be? Either Edge by Rezz on bad days or Sunshy by Dresses on good days

Nutella Milkshake - The house is on fire, but everyone is safely out, the pets are safely out, and all wallets/cash are saved. If you could make one last dash to get something, what would it be? Some sentimental stuff

Irish Coffee – What is your least favourite thing about your best friend? We got different time zones

Grapefruit Juice - When you have 30 minutes of free-time, how do you pass the time? I usually waste time on Youtube or Ao3

Water - What is the silliest thing you have heard people say about you? I think someone called me a screw up, and they were right

Pepsi – What is your worst childhood memory? UUUGGGGHHHHHHH OKAY WHICH ONE? High key tho I wont share my worst one because it has to do with um bad stuff fuck that it doesnt feel good to write that but I guess a more tame one is having a really bad morning with my step mom and I ran out of the house losing my god damn mind crying Gotta love my childhood

Cherry Milkshake - What cartoon do you still like to watch?

Ninjago, Race to the Edge, and Gravity Falls

Carrot Juice - Remember one of the dumbest things you’ve ever done

UGGHHHHH WHICH ONE AGAIN?? I once sent vore to the wrong person and I fucking died (im not into vore, but my friend and I were trying to hurt eachother with really cursed shit)

Cold Brew - Using one word, how would you describe your family?

Wackass

Mirinda - What food combination do you want to ban?

Uncooked top ramen + the season powder

Hot Chocolate - What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

Dee which is short for Deeznuts

Milk - What Simpsons character are you?

Anyone that is the weed cousin, gay, or a dumb fuck

#Red's Dumbassery Continues #Toad and Frog ask too many questions #Yeah this one was WACKASS but I had fun

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lanamemories2 · 4 years

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Startled by the sound of his door opening, Lana turned after making her last adjustments. She’d been hanging his birthday gift by his window, a prime spot for the breeze to stir if the latch was undone. Strung up on a homemade mobile, one she’d recruited the help of various minions to make, dangled twelve separate origami animals, each a different colour. All had a personalised message from one of Dom’s friends, if you spread the paper flat to read them.

Ducky’s said ‘cool guy :)’ and was folded into a bear. Navy white pinstripe.

Philly’s only had a little goblin doodled on holding a fistful of socks. The paper was an expensive kind, white with mint and lilac glitter. Folded into a caterpillar. Lana liked this one because caterpillar’s have butterflies inside them and she feels the magic in Philly is sourly overlooked by the general population -- she’s the most likely person Lana knows to sprout wings and fly away.

Viktor’s was far too explicit with a recurring mention of cock. It could not be included in the gift.

Maggie’s was a wolf. Lana drew a little smiley face below the snout that wasn’t quite fitting, but it felt friendlier, that way, more Maggie -- paired with a dainty floral paper, too. It had a quote written on from Americanah by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. “She rested her head against his and felt, for the first time, what she would often feel with him: a self-affection. He made her like herself.” It finished with “love you, Maggie x”.

Marlowe’s was a tiger. Flame orange, eye catching. On it, it said: ‘anyone who's put up with my shit for almost four years deserves a medal of some kind... like pinned to their lapel and personally engraved and everything. i got outbid on ebay so I don't have a fancy medal to give you...so instead i'll just say, you're a good guy dom evans! and I hope you have a fucking awesome birthday man. if anyone deserves only good things its you :)‘.

Rosa’s was folded into a monkey. Pink paper, in the end, because Rosa makes Lana think of love and blushing and sunsets. ‘dom i can't believe you're 23 today, you're an old man now!!! when i was just an embarrassing 12 year old and made those happy 15th bday shirts for you i was so obsessed with you because a small part of you thought you were an angel on earth and you'd come to protect me but it's nice to know now that we can protect each other. i'm still going to wear those 15th bday shirts for the rest of the week so everyone knows, i think your life is the most celebration worthy thing in existence. and if you want to know i am, in fact, hoping that i never marry so that by the time i'm 35 we can just run off together, preferably with franklin in tow, and have a worry free life, it's what you deserve. i love you forever dominic james evans!!!‘

Kasey’s was a fish in a pastel shade, sweet like a ripe peach. ‘Happy birthday Dom, you're the best of the best!!‘

Jude’s was a sloth. Deeper blue. Lana hassled him to write Dom one despite the fact they aren’t even particularly close. On it, he wrote: ‘Dunno you that well but you seem alright. Lana’s pacing as I write, clearly riled her up enough. Saw your ass in full view, high definition. Was decent. Good work soldier. Back to the trenches. Happy birth and shit.’.

Gunner’s was a dog. She did her best to capture the essence of a golden retriever with yellow paper, given that this was his family pet’s breed. Notably, she drew a very large dick onto the origami between it’s legs -- assuring Gunner Paxton’s legacy wasn’t overlooked. ‘in first year i had a hard time making friends and you saw me struggling in the caf when i sprained my wrist so you offered to help me cut up my food and i thought it was weird but it was the first time a stranger showed me care in such a specific way now i always feel cared for with you and it's nice so thanks for being you and happy bday‘.

Jack’s was a lion. Below the paper mane Lana wrote ‘NOT UGLY’ in small, block font, almost fashioned like a collar. The paper was faded black and white, referee striped -- tribute to his time coaching little league. Unfolded, it says: ‘dearest cousin Dominic, you are my favorite cousin even when you peed on me that one time at the beach because you said it would keep the jellyfish away. thank you for always throwing the football around with me and even being okay with it if i threw it too hard and it hit your nose and made it bleed and we had to tell my dad you tripped over a rock. happy birthday let’s get fucked! Love Your Best Friend, Jack Hall :P’.

Will’s was a shark, folded from paper slicked to look like an oil spill, gleaming in the light -- dark and technicolour, all at once. Lana drew sunglasses over the eyes. ‘sorry i tried to dye your hair purple that one time. you're kind of great even if statistically you shouldn't be since you're an RA. that's fucking bizarre of you, by the way. you seem to be one of those people that's genuinely good which is also fucking bizarre but i figure if anyone around here deserves a good year, it's you. happy fucking birthday don't die xoxo‘

Marla’s was a pigeon. Oxblood red. She wanted a vicious city-dwelling creature that feasted on the flesh of abandoned McDonald’s fries. ‘you are more worthy than a thousand plates of ikea meatballs. you can seize life by the balls. the meatballs. extended meatball metaphor. you are a leaf floating on an amber river. you are a cherry blossom caught in a ceiling fan. if auras existed yours would be INCREDIBLY fucking sexy. you will live a long life and father approximately 333.3 children.’

Noah’s was a sky blue dog with a doodled strand of wheat from it’s mouth. ‘hey man happy birthday :) not to get all sappy but im really grateful to know you. don't know if luck is real but if it is, hope this brings you some of the best of it there is’. A drawing of a little four leaf clover after the message.

There was a thirteenth string without anything attached and Lana almost took it as an omen of how unlucky it was, her opening up in this way, how much she’d come to see it as a curse. But she held it in her hands, anyway. A swan as white as the Betta fish she’d pointed out as him at the aquarium. Wishing star white. Whiter than an angel. The most Dom paper she could think to fold it from, when she woke up and realised she’d been dreaming about him.

“Hey,” she breathed with a laugh, cat burglar caught with the ruby in gloved hands. By all practical accounts, she’d broken and entered. “Charmed my way in. Wanted to, um... Was meant to be a surprise, like, an in and out job, and... I told some other RA Gunner left his inhaler here and he went all crazed, like, Action Man, whipping out a master key. Totally Oscar worthy. Should probably... let him know Gunner isn’t dead, later, but. Wanted to give you your present. It’s, um... I mean, it’s everyone,” came as she sifted gently at Philly’s caterpillar, smile bubbling to the surface. “I got them all to write you stuff. It isn’t, like, crazy, or anything, but.” Lana wet her lips, excitement overflowing -- she couldn’t seem to smother her smile. “This... is mine.” That did it. It faded as her eyes dropped. She pinched the swan delicately in both hands, then, blood rushing in her ears -- it provided amusing contrast, the coy blush in her cheeks with the devil horns she’d slid into her hair, a costume nobody had asked for. “Kinda wrote it... a while ago. It’s -- I don’t know,” she second guessed, laughing again at how dumb she was sure she sounded. Gestures like this always scared her, when she really meant them, felt like far too much. “You can read it, if you wanna.” @domfm

#c: dom #ok. disclaimed 2 all on the dash bc i already privately told ella this. this starter is insanely long bt its gna shrink in size sm this isnt #the actual thread length. i jst cldnt avoid writing a lot w the nature of. the gift...n desc......#ok.... thank u... apologies........to all #long post tw

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Life As A Sanders

Part 10: There’s A Snake In My House

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LAAS Masterlist

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Warnings: None

Pairing: familial DLAMP

Summary: The newest member of the Sanders Family comes home.

Words: 2,453

Age: 17 & 21 & 11

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Dee was. . .scared? No, that wasn’t right. Nervous? No, not that either. He wasn’t mad or sad or upset. Was he excited? That felt closer, but it wasn’t quite. . .right. How was he feeling?

Eh, he’d just figure it out later.

Dee hummed as he went around the room he used to inhabit, pulling his things into his backpack. Mr. Patton had given him a new one, bigger than his old one, and told him that he could use it to pack up. Now he could fit all his clothes and his toys inside, which was great.

Mr. Patton was going to be Dee’s new Dad. He hadn’t thought it was a job that you could just get, but apparently Mr. Patton could. He must be the best person ever. Mr. Patton even had other kids which was crazy. Dee had lived in a foster home with other kids before, but he’d never been in one where the adults said that they belonged to them. It was so cool! He couldn’t wait to meet all of them.

Mr. Patton had brought one of them, Virgil, to meet Dee once. His hands were yellow and green, and he’d given Dee a snake toy! He was easily the coolest person Dee had ever met, and now he was Dee’s brother. He hoped the others were just like Virgil. How awesome would that be?

“Dee, honey, are you ready to go?” Mrs. Williams stood at the door, smiling at Dee. She was pretty nice, but she had nothing on Mr. Patton, who called Dee kiddo and also brought cookies and was his Dad now. Mr. Patton was so cool, Dee was going to just explode.

“Nope!” Dee dragged the bag on the ground behind him, the snake Virgil had given him gripped in his other arm. Mrs. Williams sighed and shook her head, smile fading. For some reason, she did that a lot when Dee talked. Anyway, that didn’t matter now because he was going home with Mr. Patton, who had never sighed at him like that.

“Hey, kiddo!” Mr. Patton was standing in the foyer, smiling broadly at Dee. He looked so happy to see Dee and-

Happy! That’s how Dee was feeling! He was happy!

“Hi, Mr. Patton!” Dee dropped the strap of his bag and jumped for Mr. Patton, who caught him. He was laughing, and Dee liked that sound. It wasn’t mean like some people’s, and it wasn’t pitying like some people’s. It was just happy, like Dee and Mr. Patton! That made it great!

“You don’t have to call me mister, kiddo. You can just call me Patton.” Dee nodded excitedly. Mr. Patton was so nice! “So, kiddo, you ready? How ya feeling?”

“Sad! I can’t wait!” Mr. Patton laughed again.

“I’m glad to hear it, Dee. Do you want me to take that bag for you? It’s awful full.”

“No, please!�� Dee ran to the door, bouncing on his toes. “Let’s go let’s go let’s go!” Mr. Patton kept smiling as he grabbed Dee’s bag and shook Mrs. Williams’ hand. He thanked her, and she shook her head, and Dee couldn’t quite hear what she said. It didn’t matter, though, because he was going home! He was going to meet his siblings and see Virgil again! This was going to be awesome!

“Okay, kiddo, let’s go.” Mr. Patton pulled the door open, and Dee rushed out before hesitating. Which car was Mr. Patton’s? Did Mr. Patton have a car, or were they going to use a taxi? That would be so cool! Dee’s always wanted to ride in a taxi!

“This way, kiddo. Up here.” Mr. Patton lead Dee to the biggest car on the street. It was a truck! A really big truck! That was even cooler than a taxi! Mr. Patton put Dee in the backseat, but there was another person already there.

“Mr. Patton, there’s-Virgil!” Dee threw himself across the seats and landed on Virgil, who oof-ed and then smiled at him.

“Hey, kid. How’ve you been?”

“Schlecht!” Dee announced. Virgil snorted. Mr. Patton climbed into the front seat, and Dee bounced forward, onto the center console.

“Are we going home, Mr. Patton?”

“Yep, we sure are, kiddo. Now, you have to buckle up, okay? Virgil, could you help him?”

“Yeah, I gotcha.” Virgil coaxed Dee into a seat and clipped the seat belt into place. “We’re all set back here.” Virgil ruffled Dee’s hair, and he leaned sideways until he was laying on Virgil.

“What’re you doing there, Dee?”

“I’m a snake!”

“Oh really? What kind of snake?”

“A python! They can jump out of trees! And they’re yellow!”

“And why are you a snake?”

“Because I’m cold. And snakes are cold-blooded, so they’re really cold too. But you’re not a snake because you’re warm. You’re like a. . .sloth.” Dee eyed Virgil carefully. Virgil was laughing, and he looked like he was crying, too. He petted Dee’s hair.

“I’m a sloth. Okay. Okay. I’m a sloth. Why am I a sloth?”

“Cause you’re warm. And you’re sleepy. Sloths are always tired.”

Virgil nodded solemnly, and Dee liked him even more then. “Does that mean that Ro and Logan are going to be animals, too?”

Dee nodded seriously. It was very important to know what kind of animal you were.

Dee talked the rest of the way home, bouncing from one topic to the next to the next with almost no line of thought connecting them. As they pulled into the driveway of a house Dee had never seen before, he got a look at Virgil’s hands.

“Oh no! What happened to your hands? They were yellow before and now they’re not!” Dee grabbed one of Virgil’s hands, looking closely at it.

“I shed it,” Virgil told him.

“Really?” Dee’s eyes were huge. Virgil nodded, pushing his door open. “Like a snake? You shed the yellow like a snake?”

“Yeah. Of course. I can show you how to do it, too.” Dee squealed and launched himself out of the car. Virgil caught him, cussing, and Mr. Patton said, “Language, Virge.”

Dee shifted onto Virgil’s back, and swung his legs. “Onward!” Dee pointed, and Virgil jogged forward. Dee started laughing, and he twisted around to look for Mr. Patton.

“C’mon, Mr. Patton! We gotta hurry!” Mr. Patton had Dee’s bag on one shoulder and some other bag on his other.

“I”m coming, kiddo. Virge, can you get the door?” Virgil let go of one of Dee’s legs, and shuffled a key into the lock. The door swung open. There was a set of steps to the side that went up, and straight ahead was the kitchen. Dee could see somebody in the kitchen.

“There’s not a person!” Dee shouted. Virgil winced.

“Yep, kiddo, there sure is. Do you want to meet him?” Dee bounced excitedly on Virgil’s back, and Mr. Patton lead the way in.

“Hi!” Dee yelled as soon as they got in the kitchen. “I’m Dee. Mr. Patton is my Dad. Who are you?”

“I am Logan,” said the one with glasses. He looked at Virgil, then back to Dee and smiled. It looked like a real smile. That was good. Dee liked real smiles. “Mr. Patton is also my Dad. Does that make you my brother?”

“Yeah!” With a squawk Dee jumped off Virgil’s back for the counter. Virgil cussed some more as he tried to catch Dee. It was nice of him to do that, but Dee was a python. They were much better jumpers than Virgil was giving him credit for.

Once he was on the table, Dee scooted up to Logan. “You’re a Bengal tiger.” Dee stared into Logan’s eyes for a long, long moment. Logan didn’t look away, and Dee decided Logan was okay, too. Not as great as Virgil was, but he acceptable.

“And what are you?” Logan asked.

“I’m a snake.” Dee grinned at him. “Why do you wear glasses? I can’t see your eyes as good.”

“My glasses let me see your eyes,” Logan said. He took them off, and Dee leaned in closer. “Why are you looking at my eyes, might I ask?”

“‘Cause mine aren’t green cause I’m not a python. Yours aren’t brown. Just like Virgil’s.” Dee turned around to point at Virgil, and then stopped. “You guys look the same. Are you clones!” Dee was vibrating on the counter-top, and Logan was laughing where he was sitting. Dee noted that Virgil was too, and he grinned triumphantly. Laughing was good. Laughing meant happy and Dee liked happy people.

“No, kiddo, they aren’t clones,” Mr. Patton said. He offered his hands to Dee and helped him off the counter. “They’re twins. That means they were born at the same time.”

“Twins.” Dee looked up at Logan and then Virgil again. “Sounds like clones to me.”

“We’re definitely clones,” Virgil gasped as Logan said, “We are definitely not clones.”

“Aha!” Dee exclaimed, jumping for Virgil. He grabbed his hand and then pointed at everyone else. “You’re all lying! I didn’t know it!” Then Dee saw the other person. “Hi! I’m Dee. I’m not Mr. Patton’s son! Who are you?”

“I am Princex Ro,” they announced, bowing. They extended one hand to Dee, who grabbed it and then climbed onto Ro’s back.

“Really? Does that mean that Mr. Patton is a king?” Dee leaned over Ro’s shoulder to see their face.

“It does. Very astute of you, little one. And do you know what else it means?” Dee shook his head. “That you are a prince now, too.”

“That’s awesome,” Dee whispered, the first quiet thing he’d said since meeting Mr. Patton. Then he looked at Ro’s eyes. “You’re a horse.”

“Uh, really?” Their eyes flicked away from Dee, just for a second. “And why would that be, little prince?”

“Cause you’re brave and proud. And I bet you’re fast.” Ro laughed. “I’m a snake,” Dee added. “I’m a python. They can jump really good. And they can climb trees.” Dee pointed at Virgil. “Virgil is a sloth.” He flung his other arm out at Logan. “He is a bengal tiger.” Then he pointed at Mr. Patton. “Mr. Patton is a koala bear.”

“Why is that?” Ro asked. They were smiling still.

Dee pointed at Virgil again. “Sleepy.” He pointed at Logan. “Cat.” He pointed at Mr. Patton. “Cuddly.” He pointed at Ro. “Brave.” He pointed at himself, whacking Ro in the back of the head with his arm. “Cold.”

“Well, that is all very sound logic to me,” Logan said, adjusting his glasses. Dee grinned. “Now, would you like to go see your room?”

“No!” Dee shouted, trying to wriggle over Ro’s shoulder. Ro caught him and held him upside down to carry him there. Dee shrieked wildly and laughed. Mr. Patton was walking in front of them, saying something but Dee was more focused on the pretty doors than he was what Mr. Patton was saying. There was a really pretty door that was purpley-blue and Dee could see the words ‘I guess I’ll sleep when I am dead’ written in pretty calligraphy, also upside down. He agreed. It was better to be awake because there were so many cool things to learn about! And he didn’t want to miss a moment with his new Dad Mr. Patton or any of his siblings (even if Virgil was his favorite)!

There was another door in the hall painted dark blue and purple with little tiny purple stars all over it, and there was a big sun in the middle. A whale was swimming around it like a planet. It was awesome! There were clones and space whales here!

The next door Dee saw was red and gold and sparkly. He saw the Lion King and Alice In Wonderland and Beetlejuice on it. It was really cool, but it still wasn’t as neat as the space whale.

The last door, though. It was amazing. Dee went quiet as soon as he saw it, ogling the yellow snakes and green lizards and brown monkeys and a billion other animals that decorated the wood. He wiggled away from Ro and leaned in so close to the door that his nose was rubbing the paint. He traced the yellow, two-headed snake with his finger. It was a python, like him. It was jumping out of a tree, and it was huge. Dee spun around to face his new family.

“This one’s mine!” Mr. Patton and Ro laughed, but it sounded nice, really really nice and Virgil and Logan were smiling. Dee reached out for Mr. Patton who swung him up easily. “I really really do like the snakes,” he said. “Snakes are good.”

“Yes,” Logan agreed. “Snakes are very good. They keep the ecosystem in balance, they keep rodent population in check, they-”

“Are cold! And they can jump!” Dee said. “And they’re called Python bivittatus technically but nobody says that.”

“I...did not know that,” Logan said. “That’s very interesting.” Dee grinned widely and then wiggled down from Mr. Patton’s arms.

“Can I go in?” he asked.

“Sure thing, kiddo. It’s your room, now.” Mr. Patton motioned to the door, so Dee grabbed the handle and pushed it open. The inside was way huger than any room he’d ever had to himself before. There was a big bed with a yellow pillow and a blanket covered in snakes. There were stuffed animals all over the room, including on the tall brown dresser. Dee squealed when he saw them and dived into the room sweeping them off all of the surfaces and replacing them into a huge pile in the middle of the floor. He jumped into it and wormed his way right to the middle of the pile. It was so soft and warm!

“I think he just fell into a vortex,” Virgil muttered. Dee poked his head out of the pile and stuck out his tongue.

“He bleps!” said Ro, grabbing onto Virgil. “Look at how adorable he is!” They pretended to faint against the wall, and Mr. Patton giggled, squeezing by.

“C’mon, Deedee. Let’s get you unpacked, huh?” Dee nodded absently. Maybe Mr. Patton would let him have a pet snake. He didn’t seem to mind snakes that much and there was space for a terrarium on the dresser.

“Okay!” Dee flung himself out of the soft pile of new friends and began to dig through his bag. There were his pants and his shirts and - his pajamas!

“Can I put my pajamas on, Mr. Patton?” Dee asked.

“We haven’t even had dinner yet, kiddo!”

“Pleeeeaaase?” Dee asked.

Mr. Patton pretend-huffed. “Alright, go ahead.” Dee smiled and raced for the bathroom. He couldn’t wait for tomorrow.

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