my mil : “so how is kaitlyn? is she sending thank you cards to everyone? it’s the LEAST she could do since they weren’t even invited to the wedding.”
we had ELEVEN GUESTS!!!! my own twin brother wasn’t even able to make it!!!! i’m not sending a thank you card to some random ass woman that you went to high school with, has no idea who i am, AND didn’t send ME a card or anything!!!!!
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He’s filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.
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i need aziraphale to go hog wild in s3. i need him to explode with rage and eyes glow. i need crowley to be threatened so aziraphale’s repressed anger and emotions will finally boil over. i need michael sheen to pull on his badass intimidating boots and show how even the kindest people are still capable and deadly and not to be taken advantage of. i need—
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