Polls, this biased medium of democracy that Tumblr has now added. You might be wondering what is so biased about polls, but it is more so a failure of the human mind. If you ask people to vote for the most Tumblr sexyman out of Minecraft youtubers, they will vote for their favourite mcyt sexyman, not which one is the most Tumblr sexyman after careful concideration. This is why Goodtimewhithscar is leading in nominations, while Joe Hills is the MOST Mcyt Tumblr sexyman, and you should vote for him.

Firstly, Tumblr sexymen are different from regular sexymen. A Tumblr sexyman is supposed to have an appearance that makes the uninitiated question in what world that is considered sexy. The answer is Tumblr BTW. This criteria means that Scar would, in my opinion, not qualify for looks. His appearance is too conventionally attractive for that. And the same goes for Cleo, despite being a zombie, her design is that of an attractive person who happens to have rotting skin and their ribs poking out. (For Cleo, I point you to the mcyt girlboss poll.) Joe Hills skin however, is a steve skin with a @ symbol at the chest. This is an incredibly plain and boring skin, there is nothing special or remarkable about it. Normal people would think this is a deficit to his sexyness, but that is what makes it perfect for a Tumblr sexyman! Add to this that his real life appearance screams weird uncle, and his lanky, unmuscular build, and there is the type of sexyness that only Tumblr apprechiates!

He is cryptid, very Tumblr sexyman. Because to tell the truth, if you told me that Joe Hills is a cryptid I would seriously hear you out instead of walking away. This is a man who has found the chaotic-lawful alignment. This is a man who built a replica of the ship that blocked the suez canal, and became giddy with genuine joy when it blocked the servers' sea travel. This is a man who decided to become dogcatcher during a mayoral election so he could burn the shopping district diamonds using the argument that dogs and diamonds are fundamentally the same. This is a man who built a bridge of red glass pains through the nether. This is Joe Hills, a creature whose mind we mere mortals can not begin to comprehend. Perfect, for a Tumblr sexyman.

One might argue that Scar also has a very Tumblr sexyman personality, but not to the point that Joe does. Joe has so much more of that Tumblr sexyman energy than Scar has, which you would know if you watched him. While Scar baffles the mind, he does not do so as often or to the same extent as Joe. Scar might lick diamonds, but Joe spent an entire season burning any he got his hands on for being tools of capitalism, extremely inconvenient in a diamond based economy like hermitcraft. When combined with my earlier arguments about appearance, you tell me who between them is the most Tumblr sexyman. 

Despite these qualities, Joe Hills is at a massive disadvantage during the poll. Joe Hills is undeniably the most Tumblr sexyman, at least out of the hermits, yet I have strong doubts about his ability to win. Unlike Scar, Joe has a very small viewerbase, he has the fewest subscribers out of any hermit. In a competition like this, popularity means a lot, and it is likely to swing the votes. I am not saying that Scar is not a Tumblr sexyman, but the fact remains that the reason for his massive lead in nominations is that he is so much more well known than smaller youtubers who might be more deserving of the title. Scar has the personality of a Tumblr sexyman but not the apperance, unlike Joe Hills, and most like several others who I don't know about, who have both. 

To summarise, Joe Hills is the most Tumblr sexyman, both in appearance and personality, but small youtubers so rarely win votes. To know that this is a poll where Joe is so qualified to win but he is still unlikely to because he lacks the clout of Scar, is somewhat depressing to me. So I am begging you, vote for the underdog, vote for Joe Hills.

And please remeber to be respectfull even if the person you are rooting for loses. Don't be a jerk.

Also, one of the two most amazing, hilarious, fantastic, brilliant and all around incredible sisters to ever exist in this or any other multiverse made a phenomonal, stupendous, riotus and wonderous power point for this, so please check it out.

okay but its been INSANE that polls have been this close considering the difference in sub counts like youre telling me joehills ??? joe "159k on youtube" hills is almost DEAD tied with quackity ??? quackity "6.32 MILLION on youtube" hq ??? quackity "top twitch viewership surpassed all of joehills subcount" hq ?????????? AND THEYRE TIED ALMOST EXACTLY 50/50 ?????????? ive been monitoring the live vote count and its been between less than 50 votes for a few hours now and at one point got down to six votes difference

vote joehills. literally every vote counts at this point

if starstruck Dee gets a comically large bow then Marc should have the comically large eyelashes

i was actually thinking that they both already have bows and eyelashes. consider: the ol' switcheroo

Who is your favourite companion?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

propaganda under the cut

Ace McShane

She's brilliant. One of the best written and developed companions of the classic series, such a template for the modern era. So many different fates and stories across the different media. If you don't love her in one you're bound to in another. And then she got her return in the new era to boot. Oh yeah; and beating the crap out of a Dalek with a Gallifreyan enhanced baseball bat. What a legend. she's... ACE! (@seven-times-champion /@elden-12 )

Ace is the natural predecessor to modern female companions. She's a fighter, smart, caring, an explosives "expert", a match for the Doctor despite being so young. She follows her own morality, will smash a dalek with a baseball bat no problem, and has a banging wardrobe! (anonymous)

Bill Potts

have you ever died horrifically but came back (mostly) correct because of your immortal sludge girlfriend. she's quite literally everything she is THE quintessential companion of moffat's whole era she is so terminally some guy and she is so special for it!!! she saved twelve's life multiple times, saved humanity through her memories of her mother, and she always holds on despite everything (the monks. the cybermen) and still always looks at the universe with wonder and curiosity and love and her storyline ruined my life. oh good lord WHEN the "i would rather die as i am than live as something else" hits and WHEN that directly ties into twelve's own refusal to regenerate. anyway bbc i am asking you to bring her back for the 70th and give her a happy ending or [gif of bill shooting twelve with a gun] (@aq2003 )

Vote ROSE (spider) in the ROSE POLLS today so that THE WEBCOMIC HOMESTUCK can be IMPROVED via substituting ONE ROSE with a different, 200 METRE TALL SPIDER LESBIAN who is ALSO NAMED ROSE but with NO LAST NAME!

contemplating making a wlw nasuverse ship tournament but with the added kick of writing it like an actual tournament arc. maybe if people express interest in it.

After the crushing defeat of Billie Eilish's cover that absolutely nobody expected for sure, it's officially time for another pair in the Song VS Song tournament! In which we're apparently going into a 4-lettered word territory from my end.

Please remember to check Lia's (@vesselsscarlet) poll as well:

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It has more letters, i promise.

(Once again, post inspired by a chart from instagram posted by @a-s-levynn here 🖤)

Day 50

Dawn of a New Day

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Huh? What's this...? It looks like...

shin tsukimi...

Needs your help choosing a song!

BEFORE YOU VOTE

If you happen to recognize either of these songs, then I kindly ask you please DO NOT SPOIL THEM in the tags or comments. You can ask people to vote for song 1 or song 2, but please do not spoil it in this post. You can dm the answer to them or something else, but I'd really like if you could keep it a secret. Thank you.

Yo, where are all the Bowsario shippers on here because I genuinely want to know if you (or anyone else) would be open to shipping Luigi with Donkey Kong?

Hi all! So as my bio says, I'm running two other tournaments currently (@galavant-song-tournament and @indie-queer-movie-tournament) and the latter will take me until May to finish with but then I should have time for this. I'll make a proper intro post then as well and set up a bracket and whatnot. Basic info for anyone interested: I'll be including every published book written (or co-written) by Terry Pratchett, no matter if it's a novel, non-fiction, short story, or what. So submissions aren't necessary. I won't do plays or other media not published originally as a book. I'll accept propaganda at any time; I'll just file it away for now to use later so it's no trouble that we won't start for ages. (Also if someone's already done this bracket let me know; a quick search and I didn't find anything but idk, I only see some fandom content and could easily have missed it.)

QUIRKS AND FOIBLES has been nominated for the Funny Women Content Creator Awards

AND YOU CAN VOTE FOR US

We are absolutely SCROUNGING for votes. We are definitely the scrappy underdogs and we are up against some big names in the UK comedy scene.

Please please consider voting for us. It would be an absolute DREAM for a small comedy group like ours to get some recognition from an award like this.

IF YOU LOVE A SCRAPPY UNDERDOG PLEASE VOTE FOR US 💕💕💕

All you need is an email address and you can vote from anywhere in the world. VOTE ENDS 28th SEPTEMBER 2PM GMT.

ONE THOUSAND BLESSINGS ON YOUR KIND SOUL

horrid news but i was on a mental health hiatus until i remembered the stupid fucking poll & im back now

Good Morning. letterboxd oscars voting will close at noon gmt on the 23rd, or exactly three days' time. please join me in adding the eight mountains as a write in answer for all categories that apply (it's eligible i checked). for me this included best picture / international film / actor (both) / score / cinematography / adapted screenplay. for you this can be whatever.

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the notion that it’s very likely the audience really voted for cirie, matt, felicia, and cory to play with cirie winning is so sad like … waste !