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starleska · 4 months

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a non-exhaustive guide to writing the Toymaker's fake German accent (or, how RTD broke the German language so effectively) 🔥

hello everyone!!! 🥰 after a tremendous response to my Toymaker x Reader fic 'Dollface', lots of you reached out for some advice on writing the Toymaker's dialogue: specifically his faux-German accent 👀 now i am by no means an authority, but i do love figuring out unusual character voices and the 'rules' they follow while speaking! so i've put together this non-exhaustive guide on my logic for writing the Toymaker's fake German, based on the snippet of script we have, Neil Patrick Harris' delivery in The Giggle, a never-used linguistics degree and a few years of German lessons 😂 do take these 'rules' with a grain of salt; there is no right or wrong way to write the Toymaker, or any character for that matter! however, my autistic self had a lot of fun writing this, and i hope it gives you some useful pointers if you're struggling with how to write that horrible entity's butchering of the German language 🙈 as the Toymaker would say: 'Zey are very, very, importanten, zese rules, don't you sink?' 😉

consonant sounds (part one) 🧡

as you can see above, Russell T Davies wrote the script of 'The Giggle' so Neil Patrick Harris would sound 'German' in a very specific way. one way he did this is by replacing consonants. consonants are the opposite of vowels (a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes y), and are made by obstructing breath while speaking. by comparison, vowels are made by speaking without this vocal obstruction!

the way we pronounce words varies between accents. the Toymaker's faux-German accent is a stereotype of how speakers with German as their mother tongue may pronounce English. as such, having a general knowledge of German pronunciation makes writing the Toymaker's accent easier!

for the Toymaker, this means that consonant sounds like [w] (the 'w' in 'win') becomes [v] (the 'v' in 'violet'). this is common for German pronunciation ✨

in certain instances, the Toymaker will also flip pronunciation and change [d] (the 'd' in 'day') to [t] (the 't' in 'time'), which is why he calls Donna 'Tonna'.

likewise, sometimes the consonant digraph (two consonants forming a single sound) [ð] (the 'th' sound in 'the') becomes [ɗ] (the 'd' sound in 'dog'). this is how you end up with 'dee' instead of 'the'! however, sometimes [ð] becomes [z] (the 'z' sound in 'zebra'). this is how you end up with 'zey' instead of 'they', and 'zis' instead of 'this'! 🔥 (note: the Toymaker jumps around between these pronunciations, so you can use both!)

consonant sounds (part two) 💛

on occasion, the Toymaker will also substitute [ð] for an entirely different sound: [s] (the 's' sound is 'sun'). this transforms 'think' into 'sink'! likewise, the Toymaker will sometimes change [ŋ] (the 'ng' sound in 'sing') to [k] (the 'k' sound in 'kind'). combining the two, this makes the word 'everything' into 'everysink'!

putting all of this together, we can Toymakerify pronunciations! the sentence 'They were everything to me' becomes 'Zey vere everysink to me.'

now, the Toymaker's accent is inconsistent: in the above picture you can see a rule being broken by writing out 'everything' as 'everysing' rather than 'everysink'. don't be afraid to be loose with it - remember, this isn't the Toymaker's real accent, and he slips up too (especially when he forgets himself) 🤭

vowel sounds 💚

as i don't have access to the full script, i am unsure how often the vowel sounds are written out compared to the consonant sounds. however, we can see a few sounds being exaggerated in a stereotypically German fashion: the [ʌ] (the 'uh' in 'cup') becomes [uː] (the 'oo' in 'tool'), transforming 'beautiful' into 'beautifool'. likewise, the [ə] sound in 'the' becomes elongated into [i], transforming 'the' into 'thee' (or, with the consonant rules, 'dee').

verbs 💙

one of the silliest aspects of the Toymaker's accent is his tendency to add the '-ge' prefix to verbs (action/doing words). this means a word like 'learning' becomes 'ge-learning', and 'want' becomes 'ge-want' (or 'ge-vont' if we add in the consonant rules) 🙈

depending on your preference, sometimes the Toymaker adds an additional 's' to the end of these verbs! so 'learning' not only becomes 'ge-learning': it can become 'ge-learnings'!

sometimes the Toymaker also supplements his verbs with auxiliary verbs, specifically 'be'. you can see this in his construction: 'What is he being inventing now?' the 'being' doesn't need to be there!

however, the Toymaker isn't consistent with either of these rules. in particular with the '-ge' prefix, he will usually only use this once per sentence. try not to overload your sentences with too many of these rules: remember that he still needs to be understandable! ⚡

plurals 💜

some German plurals (multiples of a thing) are created using the '-en' suffix: for instance, 'die Frau' ('the woman') becomes 'die Frauen' ('the women'). this is why the Toymaker frequently changes the English plural suffix '-s' or -'es' (as in 'cats' and 'boxes') to '-en'!

this makes 'snakes' into 'snaken', 'hobbyhorses' into 'hobbyhorsen', and 'dolls' into 'dollen'. silly, yet effective 😂

adjectives 🤎

surprise!!! the Toymaker doesn't just add the -en suffix to plurals...he also adds '-en' indiscriminately to adjectives (describing words) 🙈 words like 'important' become 'importanten', and 'favourite' becomes 'favouriten'!

the key to this rule is that the original word must be intact after adding '-en'. for instance: 'balden' would work for 'bald', but 'clouden' wouldn't work for 'cloudy', because it replaces a vital sound! because we only have a couple of examples of him using this rule, this is the best way i've figured out how to use it without making his speech sound overburdened or clunky 💖

experiment with this rule however you like!!! here's some fun Toymakerisms i've just come up with: 'plumpen' for 'plump', 'squaren' for 'square', and 'coolen' for 'cool'. 😉

random usage of real German words (part one) 🖤

something which makes the Toymaker's fake German so effective is how liberally he sprinkles in real German words into his speech. the majority of these words are common ones which are recognisable to most English speakers, and include conjunctions and pronouns. here are a few German words that the Toymaker canonically uses:

random usage of real German words (part two) 💖

every now and again, the Toymaker will use a random German noun: for instance, 'Straße' for 'street', or 'Achtung!' for 'danger!'.

however, the Toymaker also uses real German words/phrases in the incorrect context. for instance, when the Toymaker screams, 'BACKEN SIE!', a non-German speaker might take this to mean 'GET BACK!', when it actually means 'BAKE THEM!' 😂 the golden rule is for the Toymaker's speech to sound German at all costs, not for it to be linguistically accurate!

RTD also writes out words like 'come' as 'komm', referencing the German word 'kommen'. adding in a little German spelling goes a long way to replicating his accent when written down!

when writing the Toymaker, i chose to expand on this pseudo-German by including additional words to 'Germanify' his speech: for instance, using 'ist' for 'is' and 'hast' for 'have'. i also add in other general phrases, such as 'Herzlichen Glückwunsch' for 'congratulations!'. if you have a general knowledge of German, you can play around with the Toymaker's speech this way 😉

onomatopoeia and reduplication ✨

part of the charm of the Toymaker's terrible German accent is how musical and inviting it seems. a really cute tendency of his is to use onomatopoeia (words which sound like what they are) and reduplication (the repetition of sounds in a set) together. examples of this are 'splishy-splashy' and 'clippety-clop'! 🥺

onomatopoeia adds a sensory dimension to the Toymaker's speech, and reduplication is most often associated with baby-talk and children. in this way, the Toymaker's speech is playful and childish, and lures you into his performance.

this is why in 'Dollface', i chose to have the Toymaker vocalise 'Choo-choo!' for the train, and to describe his dolls as 'ge-having ein chitter-chatter.' add a touch of this here and there, and it helps to demonstrate the Toymaker's playful nature 🥰

grammar 💀

thankfully for us, the Toymaker's grammatical constructions are largely unchanged from English! this is because the Toymaker's faux-German is supposed to evoke German while still being understandable. his language isn't a real representation of a German speaker speaking English: it's a pantomime version! 🔥

general ideas/tips 🧸

if you're struggling with writing the Toymaker's German accent, try writing it out in non-accented English first! it's a lot easier to think of how to 'Germanify' English which already exists then coming up with it on the fly (although that will get easier the more you do it 😉).

try not to overburden your sentences with too many of these rules!! it is easy to think that pouring as many Germanisms as possible into the Toymaker's speech will just make him sound like himself, but this might break the reader's immersion. trust that sometimes less is more - especially if you are going to be writing the Toymaker accent-switching.

have fun!! don't worry about these ideas too much - you're writing fic, not a dissertation 💖 the Toymaker's whole deal is being playful and engaging in games - he isn't even following his own bloody rules!! just enjoy the process - you can always add more to his speech later 🔥

that's all for now!!! use this silly little guide however you like 🥰💖 godspeed in writing your Toymaker fics - i do hope this helps a bit. and shout-out to all the lovely fluent German speakers who have reacted with both humour and horror to the Toymaker's faux-German (including in my own writing) 😂

#is there such a thing as hyperfixating -too- much. if so this post might be it 🙈💖 but you asked for it!!!#the toymaker #doctor who #the giggle #the celestial toymaker #dw #russell t davies #neil patrick harris #doctor who 60th anniversary #starleskatalks #long post

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newtonsheffield · 8 months

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I can’t imagine NGS Edmund Bridgerton I in retirement. Hovering over Anthony the new team principle, while decked out in full merch with Charlotte’s and Neddy’s faces. Poor Violet trying to get him to sit down.

I mean for sure. He literally cannot leave Kate and Anthony alone to run the team. To be honest, I think Anthony is the CEO and Kate’s the team principle. Edmund has been grooming Kate for that job since her second season honestly. And imagine how smug he is about it, sat in interviews.

“Edmund, this time last year we were all talking about Kate’s contract renewal. Things have changed a little, hey?”

Edmund grinned, watching Anthony walk by, Kate draped over his back both of them laughing. “Look, Kate’s contract isn’t up for renewal for five years. And I don’t want to sound too smug but I’m fairly confident that Kate’s not going to be looking at other teams after that.”

The other principles rolled their eyes, and Agatha Danbury leaned forward to look at him, “Oh because you tricked her with a handsome man?! I lent you my goddaughter and you tied her there forever.”

“Well, we’re a family team.” Edmund smiled, “Kate’s my daughter in law now. We had a great season with her last year, her connection with Anthony was more than part of the reason for that. Daughter in law trumps Goddaughter Agatha. Her and Anthony seem a little attached.”

“You can’t just tie everyone to you through marriage!”

“I have eight very attractive children.” Edmund grinned, “I bloody well can.”

And he’s such a proud Grandpa at every carting event and when Miles graduates from his engineering degree. He loves seeing his family enjoy the sport he put his heart and soul into. And seeing his granddaughter be the first ever female World Champion? That’s something he’ll never forget

#nothing good starts

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alamangoes · 1 year

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mga prutas ng tag-init

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[Image description: Four drawings on cream-colored backgrounds, each containing a frame. The label above reads "Mga prutas ng tag-init (summer fruits)" while the labels below are the fruit being depicted. Each frame has a woman holding a different fruit found in the Philippines.

1: A woman with dark skin, wearing a deep pink bandana and dress. Her sleeves are sheer pink and bell-shaped, mimicking the shape of the macopa fruit. She has one arm held up, covering the lower part of her face with bright pink macopa fruits and leaves.

2: A woman with tan skin and wavy black hair facing the right. She wears a white terno with large sleeves, and a plaid skirt that matches the colors of sinigwelas. She is holding a branch covered in red, yellow, and green sinigwelas on one hand, and biting into one of the fruits held in her other hand.

3: A grinning woman with dark skin and curly hair in a bun. She wears a deep green dress, with sheer balintawak sleeves, and a yellow tapis wrapped around her waist. She holds up a yellow and a green mango to her chest form a heart shape.

4: A pale woman with wavy, waist-length hair, wearing a pale violet saya and a deep violet skirt. She is holding a bunch of duhat fruits, wiping duhat juice off her lips, which drips off her chin and stains her saya with red. /end ID]

#artph #good lord this art is old #filipiniana #tropical fruits #alamangoes

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your-very-good-little-girl · 6 months

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Hello everyone

This is an 18+ blog

I will block anyone who is under the age of 18 or doesn’t make is obvious they are of age

Some info:

Age: 18

From: I’m from the Chicago area

Height: 5’ 4” or 162cm

Name: You can call me Violet

Description: I have blonde hair, pale skin, freckles and green eyes. I have a pear shaped body :)

Im a v!grin and trying to figure something’s out on here

DMs and asks are always open :)

I don’t send pics on here so don’t ask!

K!nks

💟Favorites💜

DD/lg, Bratting, R0p3 Bunny, Manhandling, Sp@nking, light Cnc, corruption, pr@ise, rules

✅Green💚

Choking, guided mastub@tion, somnoph!lia, sub/d0m, daddy d0ms, c0ck w@rming, br33ding, edg!ng, s!ze difference, non- s3xual @ge pl@y, b!mb0fication

🌼Yellow💛

Degr@ding, d!@pers, sl@ve/m@ster, heavy Cnc, d!ld0s, @nal, r@pe play, ex!bition!sm, ch@sity

❌Red❤️

Scat, vomit, be@steal!ty, nud3s, racism, sex!sm, being a straight up d!ck

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bucknastysbabe · 1 year

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Cumming in pants with chubby!aegon 👀👀👀

Kink Bingo - C*mm*ng in pants

Round 2 with Aegon and Dornish Baby!!!🥰

Rating: Explicit

Tags: Cumming in pants, mutual masturbation, dom/sub, chubby!aegon, dornish!reader, aegon is a brat, college/modern!au, some aftercare

“Aegon, Aegon, Aegon,” you sighed.

He sat on the shitty arm chair in his room at the frat house, violet eyes watery. His lips were pouting, cute belly pooching as he slouched. You were denying him what he wanted after all. The prick wanted to be a brat before the party, playing the cool guy, dismissed you before the ‘bros’. The ‘bros’ knew who was in charge.

Aegon blabbed, “M’sorry baby, my dornish queen, light of my life, c’mon!”

You tutted, pulling off your tight dress, nothing underneath. Aegon whined. You smiled as your boyfriend was being a good pet, staying still with an agonized moan. His cock strained his tight pants, Aegon’s ringed fingers itching to touch it.

You played with your heavy breasts, thumbing your peaked nipple with an exaggerated moan. You slid down to your knees, spreading wide for the bratty prince. Aegon whimpered, “Babyyyy don’t play with me like this, I’ll be good!” He squirmed in his place, face wrought in distress.

One hand playing with your sensitive nipple the other skimmed down your belly to spread your glistening folds, taunting, “If you didn’t have to be such a brat you could have my pussy baby.” You slid two fingers in your sopping cunt, moaning exaggeratedly, throwing your hair back.

Aegon shouted, “Fuck gods please!”

You pumped yourself, digging into your sweet spot and grinding on your hand to get at your clit. Torturing your little brat got you so fucking wet. A sweat started up on your skin, goosebumps up your flexing thighs.

Aegon grinded into the chair, humped into his pants, the air. You cried, “Aegon, baby, why you gotta be so bad? M’so horny, need that cock baby.” Aegon whined in return, hands stark against the arms of the chair, “Pleasepleaseplease- lemme have a taste, something, oh gods my balls hurt.”

You rocked harder at the sounds of his distress, crying out in pleasure. Aegon blubbered little pleases over and over, tears rolling out. You felt pity so you shoved a third finger in and hissed, “You can touch yourself, dog.”

Aegon whined, idiot thought he was getting a piece. You rambled, “C’mon slut over the pants, stroke your tiny needy cock!” Aegon rubbed viciously, whining and crying at the rough stimulation. You continued, “That’s it, cum all over yourself so all your brothers see what a pathetic needy whore you are. Can’t even treat his girl right.”

You sucked in a breath, crying out and convulsing on your fingers. Your essence leaked onto the hard wood as you sighed in relief, inching your digits out. You crawled over to the doubled over Aegon, sniveling as he rubbed himself. Between thick, soft legs you held your slick coated fingers up.

“Suck, whore.”

Aegon slobbered eagerly over your fingers as you massaged his little cock, twitching and pulsing. He cried around your fingers, wetting his pants with cum. He drooled and whimpered tears leaking down his ruddy fat cheeks.

You rubbed his thigh, sliding up to his trembling rolls on his belly, cooing softly. You asked, “Did you learn your lesson sweet baby?” His brows furrowed as he nodded eagerly, hands grabbing at your hips to pull you close. Naturally you pet his sweaty locks, kissing his head.

“That’s my sweet boy. Go show them who you belong to now Aegon.”

#aegon ii targaryen #hotd fanfic #hotd smut #aegon ii x reader #aegon targaryen x reader #kink bingo #asks answered #modern!au #college!au

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kindheart525 · 5 months

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Which characters in the Auraverse and Thirdverse have pets?

I thought this was such a fun question that I decided to draw out my answers! Right now I’m only answering for the Auraverse because there are a lot just for that ng, and thus it might be less overwhelming to show the Thirdverse pets in a separate post.

1, 2, and 3. Each of the ColorOak sisters has their own cat, and they reflect just how different (and alike!) the sisters are. Red Cedar has a big, fluffy Maine Coon named Mint Bliss. He is just as majestic and noble in attitude as Cedar likes to imagine his namesake is, and his name reflects her strong grounding in her own faith. In sharp contrast, Blue Velvet has a hairless Sphinx cat named Velour, to go with her own name. This kitty is spoiled rotten and put in all kinds of outfits for aesthetic photos (which she accepts; Blue wouldn’t make her do it if she fought against it). I mustn’t forget her little corn snake Precious either, who has become Velour’s best friend. Velour loves to chill out with Precious wrapped around her like a sweater as if it’s the height of luxury. Much like her own position between her two sisters, Violet’s kitten is a middle ground between the other two cats in being a regular domestic shorthair. As a black cat, often thought of as a harbinger of bad luck, he was the last in his litter to get adopted. But Violet took one look at him and fell in love, naming him Maestro to reflect the kind of greatness she saw in him. He’s also registered as her emotional support animal to help with her anxiety, and he is very good at doing so.

4. Varmint Venom works with snakes of all shapes and sizes for a living, but only two of them permanently belong to her. You’ve met them before, but here we have Bartholomew (green) and Brenda (brown). Brenda is a real escape artist, never able to be left alone unsupervised even when she’s sealed in a tank. Bartholomew can be a feisty one, always watching for potential prey and flicking his tongue in anticipation, but Varmint knows just how to keep him tame and happy, being the snake whisperer she is.

5. After getting her career back on track, River Morganite eventually gets to a place where she can relax and pursue other interests, which includes adopting a macaw for companionship. Her name is Regina, which is short for Princess Regina Pluma Corona the First. She’s not quite as much of a diva as her name would suggest, as blue and gold macaws are known for being quite sociable. But she still wants to be the center of attention at all times, which is fine by River as they make quite a fabulous pair. She loves letting Regina perch upon her horns like she’s her crown…but she may have also accidentally taught her some curse words. Bloody hell.

6. Due to a mispronounced chant during one of her witch coven’s biweekly meetings, Milkweed has found herself the “mommy” of a giant, carnivorous plant that was once naught but a tiny sprout. When she tried to make the plant grow she didn’t expect it to grow this big, but she doesn’t regret this mistake one bit. Itsy Bitsy is as sweet as can be…to her at least, and to those that she has made clear she trusts. She wouldn’t let him hurt a fly though…I mean a pony, because he does eat flies. She loves to sing the Itsy Bitsy Spider song to him while feeding him spiders, flies, and other bugs and small critters, as their special nightly tradition.

7. Eclipse’s best friend is a little hermit crab named Io, named after one of Jupiter’s moons but much preferring to hide from the great big universe around him. A feeling Eclipse can relate to all too well. They feel like the little crab understands them in this way and that brings them comfort. When they talk to Io about their day to get stuff off their chest, he just sits there with his cute little claws folded and listens, which is all Eclipse could ask for sometimes.

8. While not one individual pet, Snowcone is a friend of the butterflies, having started raising them as a form of therapy. It brings her great joy and comfort to be part of something bigger in contributing to the health of butterfly populations, but she also loves to watch them flutter around in freedom and peace for the sake of each individual. Glasswing butterflies are her favorite, looking so delicate yet being some of the most beautiful of all!

9. Rosemary has an ant farm! When she’s not out playing with Sandpiper, or visiting her grandparents and cousins, she loves nothing more than to sit down and watch her ants roam around, sometimes for hours. It’s so fun to see the inner workings of their lives in such a small box, and it’s a quiet activity that she sometimes prefers over the constant activity of family time.

10. Also not really a pet, but Amour Étreinte really has a charm with the birds and other woodland creatures! Almost everywhere she goes at least a few of them are following her, even in the Crystal Empire which doesn’t have any real forests. And every note she sings has the birds tweeting along in perfect tune. There’s something absolutely magical to it, a surprise and delight to many even in a world where magic is the norm. She’s a true Disneigh Princess!

11. Duchess Daisy Lace Raspberry III is the only dog who has ever been worthy of Best in Show, and anypony who even dares suggest otherwise is a jealous, vindictive bitch. She’s Southern Belle’s pride and joy but everypony else’s nightmare, with a nasty bark AND bite and a trail of slobber following her almost everywhere except when she has to look nice for the cameras. Even other dogs whine and cower in her presence. But Southern Belle is fine with that, in fact she’s downright proud of her dog’s reputation. That only means she’s the best of the best, just like her owner.

12. One might think that a high-society, somewhat snooty filly like Ingenue would have a sharp distaste for rodents, but that couldn’t be further from the truth when it comes to rats. They’re very clean, sociable and intelligent animals and she sees through all the myths that suggest they aren’t. She even has three of her own, a trio of sisters named Dolly, Dora, and Donna. Yes they look kind of alike, and yes their names are remarkably similar, but Ingenue will still get extremely insulted if you dare get them confused. If anything, their little tutus should be a dead giveaway to their individuality (and their owner’s fashion taste).

13. If anyone would be the type to have a spoiled little dog who’s literally ancient and racks up thousands of bits in vet bills, it would be Saltwater Taffy. Little Gumdrop has hardly taken a single step outside of her purse in his 21 years of life because Taffy wouldn’t dare make him get his tender little paws dirty. Nor has he eaten a single bite of brand-name dog food because he deserves much better than that. (I’m exaggerating with the walking bit, he does get adequate exercise and is legitimately well taken care of despite also being coddled.) If Taffy dares leave him to fend for himself alone in her big, lavish castle, even for 10 minutes, he is absolutely beside himself. And in true Taffy fashion she enables all of it. But the arrival of her daughter meant welcoming another new furry friend to the family. For Spring Palooza was born with some disabilities that required more assistance with mobility and pain management to help her achieve her best life, assistance which could be best provided by a service dog. Enter Jellybean, the slobbery, constantly-shedding, yet eternally easygoing Saint Bernard tasked with meeting Pally’s caretaking needs. Taffy didn’t expect to be the owner of a dog like this after choosing such a tiny, prissy little creature for herself, but it’s the breed Pally chose among the options presented for a service dog. And Taffy would do anything to make her little girl happy. As for Gumdrop’s opinion, Jellybean is his sworn enemy, but Jellybean has not a single clue about this feud.

14. Because of Stockholm’s love of all things historical, Discord thought it would be a great idea to gift her a real life prehistoric animal as a pet. Now. he could have been extra chaotic and pulled a Jurassic Park with some dinosaurs, but after seeing her get emotional over the evolutionary relationship between Joshua trees and the now-extinct giant ground sloth (Megatherium), he decided that was what he would create for her. Stockholm couldn’t be happier with his selection, loving nothing more than to lounge in the sloth’s favorite tree with her new friend who she’s named Coconut.

15. For as long as she could remember, Slumber Party had always wanted a cuddly little pet to call her own, but she couldn’t have one in the orphanage. But in her free time she did do some reading and decided pretty early on that she wanted some guinea pigs. So when she got adopted, it didn’t take long for her to successfully convince Luna to take her down to the pet store to pick out her new best friend. She settled on a bonded pair, who she’s quite fittingly named Snuggles and Cuddles. She could sit in her room for hours just watching them play and giving them lots of love!

16. As a young adult, Etheria decides to really lean into their gothic and intellectual side and get a pet raven, just like in the poems of old. Edgar lives up to expectations in being extremely intelligent, able to solve puzzles and even use tools to aid Etheria in her work. In her true blunt fashion, Etheria likes to pit their pet raven against her brother Raven, even though the latter is plenty intelligent in his own right. It’s all just affectionate teasing.

17. When he reaches his teenage and young adult years, Meteor Shower follows his mom’s hoofsteps in being a lover of reptiles and gets a badass-looking bearded dragon as a pet. Many reptiles are considered stereotypically masculine pets, especially when the owner is such a guys’ guy like Meteor, but despite his friends’ confusion his little lizard is actually a girl! Pepper is obviously completely indifferent to what she’s called, and is content being part of his aesthetic because it also comes with companionship and quality care.

18. After seeing how much Sahar adored the sea and all the colorful life teeming within, Heavenly Glow decided to give her the ultimate surprise for her birthday and commission a personal fish pond to be built just for her. Needless to say Sahar loved it; in fact, it’s one of her favorite birthday gifts she’s ever received! She loves to watch the fish explore their colorful little habitat, and Heavenly loves watching her love enjoy herself. Although, as something of a half-fish, Heavenly is surprised to find herself feeling slightly jealous when Sahar picks a favorite fish from the pond.

19. The apartment building they live in isn’t particularly welcoming towards pets, but even if it was, Minted Glacier and Blueberry Sticks probably wouldn’t have room to take care of one after putting all their time and money into raising Mint’s daughter. But a pet found its way into their lives anyway when a raccoon fell through their ceiling one day and Mint was unable to deny the begging of his daughter and sister. The young CheBe named him Stripy, but Blueberry has her mind in the gutter with her choice of spelling. Unsurprisingly, this literal wild animal soon proved to be too much to handle, so after less than a week Mint finally put his hoof down and “gave him to somepony with a bigger house” (released him in the wild).

20. Meet Polished Antique’s prized purebred Pekingese, the latest in a long line of esteemed show dogs. Her name is Priscilla Pearl (AKA PeePee), and she is the daughter of Jet Set’s dog William Warwick (AKA WeeWee). PeePee lives a very pampered life with only the most expensive dog food and most luxurious beds. But her whole lifestyle goes out the window when she finds anything even slightly edible on the ground, including literal garbage. Which is what Polly’s cooking looks and tastes like, but he doesn’t seem to realize that even when it sometimes sets the smoke alarms off. In his mind he’s just making his precious girl a special treat. And of course, her eager approval of such putrid sludge tells him absolutely nothing about the actual quality of his dishes.

21. While she doesn’t have a pet of her own, Luster Dawn has a pond behind her house that’s a popular attraction for ducks. When she’s not busy studying or spending time with Flurry, she likes to sit by the pond and meditate on its stillness during her breaks. When she’s lucky a duck will come by and accept her offering of corn and peas that she tosses into the water, and sometimes even a family! Seeing the little ducklings follow their parents reminds her of herself in a bygone era, but in a heartwarming way. She’s happy for them.

22. Following his family’s legacy, Bumblebee has healed many ponies and woodland creatures alike, but one case is extra special to him. One day he found an injured baby squirrel with no parents in sight and vowed to do whatever it took to nurse him back to health. He always tries to follow proper protocol to not hurt their chances of returning to their proper habitat, but he just couldn’t help but fall in love. He even gave the little critter a name, Theodore (AKA Teddy). The time eventually came to release Teddy back into the wild, despite how much it broke Bumble’s heart, but it only took Teddy a couple days to return and make it clear that he was staying. He wasn’t physically incapable of surviving alone, he just didn’t want to. Now he’s Bumblebee’s little companion and helper, and neither would have it any other way.

23. After her father died and it became clear that her family would be spending a lot more time at the rock farm, Limestone decided to buy a rooster for the place to keep everypony’s schedules on track (really because Applejack wanted a piece of Sweet Apple Acres there and she couldn’t say no). She named him Igneous as a homage to the late patriarch, even though this rooster is a lot more loud and boisterous than his namesake ever was. He technically belongs to the whole family, but aside from his parents, Mountain Peak is the one who enjoys interacting with him the most. He just needs to invest in some earplugs!

24. As if the universe didn’t hate Summer Beauty enough, it also made her allergic to literally every furry animal. Yes, even the hypoallergenic and hairless ones, it is possible. And she doesn’t particularly care for reptiles or fish so she hates that those are her only options if she doesn’t want to be sneezy or hopped up on allergy medicine all the time. Applejack (despite her own disappointment) tried giving Winona away to another branch of the Apple family when Summer was little and her allergies were first showing up. However, the filly was so utterly and despairingly beside herself that AJ realized Summer really would rather sacrifice her sinuses for her mental health. So Winona came back and now the family has another dog named Ryder, who Summer insists is “the only one around here who likes me anymore.” She loves him the most out of all her siblings and cries the hardest when he dies, and the allergies are only a small price to pay for his love.

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jasontoddssuper · 2 years

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My favorite line from each chapter of my pjo self-insert's story so far

'They'd brushed it all off at the times but now,the realization struck them like a brick to the face during battle.'

"Hi!My name's Lex de los Santos?Uh,yes it is!Sorry,i didn't sound so sure about that.But i am Lex.Of the saints.In spanish.Because i'm dominican."

"I look like a blasian Naruto." "Who's Naruto?" "Nevermind."

' "Lex,listen,you're really important to me.I know we haven't even known eachother a month but you're one of the first real friends i've had.You care about me and you make me laugh and i love being with you!You're...a part of my life that i want to keep."They had a feeling his last sentence wasn't complete but didn't pressure him.He'd tell them when he was ready."Please don't ever forget that." '

"Sealeos look like walruses if they were unicorns."

' They smiled brilliantly as the skin on their cheeks darkend and it looked beautiful on them."Bába,Katie,Kon,Billie...I love them and they love me but we're family,we're supposed to.But you chose to love me and i choose to love you in return." '

'Percy gave them a short hug before going on his way to his quest and Lex went back to sleep,dreaming of heart shaped blue donuts(yes,with arms and legs again).'

'Percy and Lex blinked rapidly at her second sentence and they're were gasps and wolf whistles from the crowd.This wasn't as shocking as her being nice but they hadn't thought much of who she liked romantically-or at all,really.She never had interest in boys and bragged about it.They'd thought she was just a pick me before but Clarisse being a lesbian instead actually made a lot of sense.'

'Clarisse grinned cockily,"Careful there.You might fall in love with me and i won't stop you."

Thalia's smile dissapeared and was replaced with a ticked off look on her face,"You're the worst."

"Nah,i'm the best and you know it." '

"That's my boysister!Good luck with melting miss Static Shock's heart."

' "Important or 'important'?"Katie did air quotes,"Because Drew told me she needed to tell me something 'important' and it turned out she just wanted for me to tell Kon to stop being friends with Silena." '

'They were a diamond in the rough-well,more like a rose quartz in the rough considering how only Percy's love of blue rivaled their love of pink.'

"I know how monsters are and you're NOTHING like them!"

'But she knew fully well why.Drew wasn't entierly unlike her-They were both headstrong and liked to be in charge but Drew only showed her kind side in rare moments.She was exactly Katie's type.'

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chereserene · 9 months

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Nakwento ko nga dito yung bata sa bahay namin 3yrs old. So, may incident kanina pota. Katatapos ko lang kasi magplay nun edi tinago ko na muna yung vibrator sa cabinet and tinakpan ko lang ng shorts ko, di ko na muna tinago sa lagayan.

Etong si 3yrs old na bata (lalaki) pumasok sa kwarto, ikot ikot, kanta kanta tapos maya maya napatingin siya sa cabinet ko eh bukas yun. Nakalitaw yung color violet aba pota bigla siyang lumapit tapos hinawakan niya at biglang kukunin. Nataranta ako kasi baka tumakbo at ipakita niya sa mama o magiyak iyak na akala niya laruan tapos ipakuha niya potaaaa talaga.

Buti di naman siya umangal nung kinuha ko.

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chaos-cousins · 11 months

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[OOC edit:

PLEASE DO NOT SPOIL POKEMON VIOLET FOR ME. I HAVE NOT BEATEN THE GAME. THIS WILL BE A LIVE REACTION OF SORTS.]

[Introduction Post]

Hello, I'm Ren Amamiya, Wildcard, and my life is a nightmare. I'm either almost 17 or 24, depending on how you count time loop years. I keep getting thrown into other worlds with my cousins Elena and Hibiya, including this world. I like coffee and cats.

Also, Ene sometimes shows up and messes with my phone.

Hi!

We are currently in Paldea.

Current Team:

Zorro the Meowscarada

Forneus the Paldean Clodsire

William the Pawmo

Carmen the Salazzle

Hereward the Ogerpon

Johanna the Miraidon (Not battling)

[OOC INFO DOWN BELOW]

Hi there! My friends are making Pokeblogs so I thought I would make one too! But this isn't your average Pokeblog, instead it's from my crossover extravaganza from hell! Here's what you need to know:

Ren Amamiya/Joker (Persona 5), Elena Amamiya (Star Twinkle Precure), and Hibiya Amamiya (Kagerou Project) are cousins and have been isekaied into various worlds that I love. Meanwhile, their friends have been trapped in a time loop that resets two weeks after the Amamiyas end their adventure in whatever world they've become isekaied in. Luckily, the Amamiyas have their phones and csn communicate with their friends back in their world, as well as friends from the previous worlds they've visited!

For the purposes of this blog, the timeline is as follows: Xenoblade 1 > Xenoblade 2 > Chrono Trigger > Earthbound > Breath of the Wild > Persona 3 FES > Persona 4 > Persona 3 Portable FeMC > Yokai Watch > Pokemon Platinum > Pokémon Shield > Pokémon Legends Arceus > Too Many Types Emerald > Pokémon Violet (Where the blog is currently)

Okay miscellaneous stuff:

This blog is run by Ren Amamiya, who has been through a NG+ time loop separate from this one and frankly is done with time travel.

Hibiya Amamiya is no longer 11, he's 13 because I only found out he was 11 a couple months ago and I think it's funnier if he stays 13.

Also, the mod is a minor. I also have arachnophobia, so please do not reblog my posts or send me asks with pictures of spiders in them (spider Pokémon like joltik and spinarak are fine)

Here's an archive of the Sinnoh teams!

Ren: Jack Frost the Empoleon, Izanagi the Luxray, Lucy the Gardevior, Cerberus the Houndoom, Andras the Chatot, and Arsène the Lucario.

Hibiya: Turters the Torterra, Pepper the Staraptor, Ace the Rapidash, Dart the Toxicroak, and Echo the Bronzong.

Elena: Blaze the Infernape, Usagi the Lopunny, Rosa the Roselia, and Frostbite the Sneasel.

Dawn: Bubbles the Empoleon, Menace the Golbat, Shelly the Gastrodon, Stella the Togetic, and Princess the Giratina.

+Legion the Spiritomb

Here's an archive of the Galar teams!

Me: Seiten Taisei the Rillaboom, Raoul the Thievul, Apsaras the Gastrodon, Futsunushi the Bisharp, Kelpie the Grapploct, King Frost the Mr. Rime, Genbu the Wartortle, and Kamui the Urshifu.

Hibiya: Aqua the Inteleon, Heilos the Growlithe, Pegasus the Rapidash, and Mammoth the Piloswine, Joule the Morpeko, Dusty the Mudsdale, and Spyro the Charmander.

Elena: Amber the Cinderace, Ringo the Appletun, Quake the Excadrill, Prism the Mantine, Fuji the Abomasnow, and Misty the Spritzee.

Here's an archive of the Hisui Teams!

Ren: Satan the Samurott, Lucifer the Luxray, Loki the Purugly, Helel the Hisuian Sneasler, Black Frost the Magmortar, and Pixie the Hisuan Zoroark.

Hibiya: Apollo the Decidueye, Geo the Golem, Matrix the Porygon-Z, Polar the Walrein, Sparks the Raichu, and Nightshade the Gengar.

Elena: Cyndi the Typhlosian, Honey the Combee, Vee the Glaceon, Gooey the Goodra, Vides the Tangrowth, and Clef the Clefable.

Akari: Borb the Decidueye, Bnnuy the Lopunny, Floof the Hisuian Arcanine, and Chomps the Garchomp.

Here's an archive of the Hoenn Teams! [Note: Elena, May's, and Hibiya's teams are incomplete because I cannot keep coming up with teams. From this point forward, only Ren's team will be listed.]

Ren: Mandrake the Meganium, Mot the Sandslash, Bicorn the Kingdra, Orobas the Galarian Rapidash, Bugs the Shedinja, and Trumpeter the Absol

Elena: Fuego the Delphox, Snips the Kingler, Cherry the Jumpluff,

Hibiya: Poseidon the Primarina, Anubis the Lucario, Slash the Zangoose

May: Foxy the Delphox, Stuffy the Bewear, Blobby the Ditto

#ooc #pokeblog intro #unreality #ren amamiya #rotomblr #pokemon rp

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