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Jonny: writes the most fucked up horror shit
Queer and neurodivergent people: well that’s awfully relatable innit
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amelie-isnt-french · 16 days
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"Jonny 'I don't write happy endings' Sims" this, "Jonny sits in his castle of screams and tortures characters" that - every story that man has put out into the universe is three raccoons called Hope, Humanity and Love wrapped up in a trenchcoat of horror and his writing gives me hope that us humans aren't completely doomed maybe.
Try to change my mind, but you can't!
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eonian-nightmare · 5 months
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Jonny sims either names his characters the most basic ass names he can think of, or names them as if they are newly out gen z enbies renaming themselves after inanimate Objects or vague philosophical concepts
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marisashorror · 1 year
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Old Plumbing
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johndead · 7 months
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Redraw from ten BILLION years ago!!!!!!! I love thirteen storeys jonny sims
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ceaselessideals · 1 year
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Thirteen Storeys really does pop off, nothin spookier than class divides and death—
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mintytea-exe · 3 months
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just finished thirteen storeys going to go lie down and think about it for a couple hours
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youvegot-timetogrow · 5 months
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Starts listening to the Thirteen Storeys audiobook by Jonathan Sims
Gets to chapter 9
Hmmmm I know that voice. Wait a second. Is that.
That is THEO SOLOMON I HAVE THE BLADE OF FRONTIERS READING SWEET ATMOSPHERIC HORROR TO ME
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abnormalfrog · 10 months
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“Blood dripped onto his boots. What the hell was that thing? Was that Max? Had it always been Max?”
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A 13 storeys thing because this appeared in my brain fully formed while reading chapter 10 👍 finished the book yesterday and it went sooo hard; I really want to draw something for each chapter but also that's. A lot of drawings. I might do my favourite chapters though idk.
Anyway there's the red version because I couldn't decide which was better:
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genderfluidcrowley · 6 months
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You know that a book is good when it requires you to create a red string board to keep track of connections
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what-the-flowers · 2 years
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Jonny Sims: here’s some spooky sh*t
Me: yes
Jonny: the building is a conduit for malevolent entities
Me: YES
Jonny: meat
Me: YESSS
Jonny: capitalism was the true evil all along
Me: Y E S S S S S S S S
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jonnywaistcoat · 2 years
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Hi all, it’s Jonny. You remember, from The Magnus Archives? So, we’re in the last three days of the crowdfunder for my latest project, PITCRAWLER, and I really, really want it to do well, so I thought I’d do another plug post to try and nudge anyone on the fence about it to back (or to remind folks who were like “oh yeah, maybe I’ll back that later” - now’s the time!).
I’m not going to post a link ‘cause I know that means Tumblr hides posts, but if you google “pitcrawler” then the IndieGoGo campaign should be the first result.
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So what is PITCRAWLER?
It’s a tabletop roleplaying game that I’ve been designing with my partner Sasha Sienna (Georgie from Magnus). It’s an over-the-top fantasy game inspired by old adventure gamebooks like Fighting Fantasy or Lone Wolf, with “wizard airbrushed onto the side of a van” vibes (though much less racist/misogynist/colonialist than a lot of the fantasy of that era, and much more queer-friendly).
It’s designed to be played with two players, one adventurer and one gamesmaster, and has a simple system intended to be accessible to new players who might be curious about roleplaying but find the prospect of big games like Dungeons & Dragons a bit intimidating, or who might not be able to get a half dozen friends together, but can probably convince one other person to play.
In it, you play an adventurer trying to make their way in a world ruled by hyper-powerful wizards who have carved reality up into their own weird domain. Thematically, it’s unsurprisingly anti-capitalist, with the wizards very much standing in for weird, out-of-touch billionaires and oligarchs.
Will I like it?
I think so! It’s a fun, light-hearted adventure romp that requires no preparation or experience to play, with loads of random tables and guidance to help new players find their feet. Plus, it’s got fantastically cool old-gamebook art like this!
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Look at that boney fellow! He’s having a great time!
How much is it?
The basic PDF version is only £13, with physical copies starting from £26, though there are obviously higher tiers that get you cooler stuff, like journals to record your adventures and tear-off character sheet notebooks!
Can I try it out first?
Yes! There’s a Quickstart Guide available for download on the IndieGoGo page, which gives you the full basic rules and a small selection of backgrounds, expertises, companions etc, as well as four sample adventures!
How long do I have to think about it?
The IndieGoGo campaign finished on Wednesday 25th May, and while there will be opportunities to pre-order it afterwards, backing it now will mean there’ll be more good stuff in the book itself. Our next stretch goal (which we are tantalisingly close to) will add a whole bunch of extra random tables to the book! So if you’re curious or interested, please consider backing it now!
Can I play an adventurer who used to be a Mayor?
Weird question, but yes! You even get a special mayor’s hat as a starting item!
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Can my best friend be a goblin who plays the bagpipes?
Uh, again, yes. That would probably be the Musician companion in the full game, and absolutely they can be a goblin if you’d like.
Can-
Look, I’m going to stop you there, if these are the sort of questions that amuse or excite you, I really think you’re going to love PITCRAWLER, so check out the campaign and back it if you can.
Where did you say I could find it?
Just google “pitcrawler” and it should be the first result.
Right. Cool. Wait, why did you post this in “The Magnus Archives” tag?
Well, uh... You see... Um... Look out! Behind you! A wizard!
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spiciestmarinara · 8 months
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‘He considered himself a good man, and always did his best to avoid passing judgement on others, but deep down he had an unshakable conviction that all rich people were deeply, deeply stupid.”
Fucking based, Janek.
Thirteen Storeys by Jonathan Sims, pub. 2020
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jewishjon · 2 years
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This looks very exciting! Here is the whole thread so you can see some of the other very cool-looking stories that will be coming in the podcast https://twitter.com/TheRustyQuill/status/1547249500120526848?s=20&t=VJT97wnKnnTDp2pJbLffSQ.
[Image description: Two images featuring tweets from Twitter user Rusty Quill @/therustyquill. The first reads: ‘Introducing a new anthology podcast: Neon Inkwell, releasing in October 2022. #NeonInkwell is a home for short-form audiodrama, introducing listeners to new and underrepresented creators (as well as a few familiar faces). (1/7)’. Also in the tweet is an image of the show artwork for Neon Inkwell. The background has a frosted glass effect, with many colours ranging from purples to yellows and reds. In the centre is a diamond shape, with two faces. In white, stylised capital letters are the words ‘Neon Inkwell’.
The second tweet reads ‘Firstly, ‘Of That Colossal Wreck’, science fiction with a horror twist, by some familiar names for fans of The Magnus Archives: @SiennaSasha and @/jonnywaistcoat. On a space ship, long after the extinction of humanity, five people awaken - but they may not be alone… (3/7)’ Under the tweet is an image that is a social media card for Neon Inkwell. The background has a frosted glass effect, with colours ranging from purples to greens. On the left-hand side is the Neon Inkwell show artwork. On the right is text with two photographs of Jonny Sims and Sasha Sienna underneath. Text reads: ‘Of That Colossal Wreck’. When five artificially grown people awaken on an abandoned space station long after the extinction of humanity, they must confront their purpose, their future and the carnivorous alien beings which have taken over the facility. Created by Jonathan Sims (he/him) and Sasha Sienna (he/she/they)’. End ID]
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library-crow · 7 months
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if i had a nickel for every time jonny sims wrote a lesbian with a youtube ghost hunting channel, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
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the-lightless-flame · 2 months
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if i had a nickel for every time i was obsessed with a character written by jonny sims who is a ghost hunting lesbian with a complicated relationship with the idea of watching and also gets attacked by ghosts but ultimately survives the story id have two nickels which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice
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