johndead
jonathan. alan.
He/hop/bun || The Magnus Archives, Everymanhybrid, FNaF, Resident Evil, other stuff I like lol || https://johndead.carrd.co/
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I dont know how many people in my followerbase like final destination but im in here because my friend made it and i like my friends
HEY YOU! yes you
you know that horror franchise…. what’s it called uhh…..Last Place…. No…. uhhh … End Stop…. no that’s not it either…. erm …….
AH ! Final Destination. that thing. do you like final destination. do you want to find friends .
well buddy i sure do have news for you
(the news is a discord server invite . come join we’re silly here)
ian mckinley dislikers NOT welcome /silly (but also kinda serious (leave the babyboy alone))
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Have no finished arts. No focus
#tma#the magnus archives#magpod#jonathan sims#johnalandeadart#jon sims#tma fanart#tmagp#the magnus protocol#elias bouchard#samama khalid#alice dyer#colin becher#gwendolyn bouchard
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I'm sorry for drawing TMA with idkhow lyrics. It will happen again
#tma#the magnus archives#magpod#johnalandeadart#tma fanart#martin k blackwood#martin tma#martin blackwood#gore#gore tw#organ tw
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Meant to add these as well
Ignore the motorcycle its really well drawn you gotta believe me
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Ignore the motorcycle its really well drawn you gotta believe me
#tma#the magnus archives#magpod#johnalandeadart#tma fanart#basira hussain#alice daisy tonner#daisira#she deserves this
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something something mini jon
who the fuck would do this are you serious look at his fucking face he obviously doesnt know /ref
#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#johnalandeadart#jon sims#johnalask#jon sims care#ive always tried to make him look like a hamster of sorts
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Sir a second too sweet by hozier has hit the jon enjoyer towers
#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#johnalandead.txt#stumbling out of the shower in a panic to type this
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Terrible eyeball man in my enclosure
#tma#the magnus archives#magpod#jonathan sims#johnalandeadart#jon sims#tma fanart#jarchivist#body horror#eye horror#scopophobia#probably#teeth
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Childhood
#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#magpod#johnalandeadart#jon sims#tma fanart#mr bonzo#vague tmagp
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NEVER drawing wolves again that was awful
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Somehow i could stand reading from patrick bateman's point of view more than his because at least patrick was an obvious satire
to: people who have read House of Leaves
does johnny truant ever become likable
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to: people who have read House of Leaves
does johnny truant ever become likable
#I bet he's somebody's babygirl but im sorry i cant do it#im really not against sex scenes even plot irrelevant ones but whenever i skim down and see that the female character#he's talking to starts having her tits described to me i sigh and have to close the book for a few seconds#no its cool man i didnt even care about the navidson record i was really curious about the time you got your thang zerked#jesus#house of leaves
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I didn't know Tool was a WW reference I just thought Jon would like Tool
I bless thee with many images
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if they had tumblr in spongebob times
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who wanna go jellyfishing after work? just got a new net 😄
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my fucking god can you guys not read the text under my art posts IF YOURE GONNA LIKE MY ART FUCKING REBLOG IT. LAST TIME IM GONNA SAY THIS if i catch you liking and not reblogging under my next self portrait series i’m gonna start getting REAL BOLD with that block button istg
#and squilliam if ur reading this which i FUCKING KNOW you are #stop block evading i know you’re making new accounts to stalk my blog on #come off anon and stop vagueing me on main #I KNOW you’re sending your followers to send anon hate #and no i WILL NOT forget what you did to me #at the bikini bottom talent show #YOU NASTY LYING BITCH.
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going here once would fix 90% of this sites userbase forever
#texasposting
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the group chat is bullying me over my room setup and i can’t take it anymore please tell me this doesn’t look like something from r/malelivingspaces please. pplease
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can we talk about how pathetic the people on this site who post their art and then go “REBLOGS > LIKES!!!! DONT LIKE WITHOUT REBLOGGING!” under it are like seriously omfg deeeeply unappreciative selfish behavior are you 12. sorry not everyone wants to put your shitty oil paintings from your 5 follower art blog on their mutuals dashes i guess. and your art is probably ugly as barnacles if you need to beg for reblogs on it to get any amount of traction on it anyway, just saying😭
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Hey anyone else working the afternoon shift rn just see a little green thing run past the cash register? what was that
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DHRHEH THFORUMELA ITS THE FORUMEUAR THE THRREAL FORMULER I FUCKING GOT IT QUICNQUICK REBLOG THIS BEFORE THOSE CAPITALIST FREAKS AT THE KRUSTY KRAB SEND A CEASE AND DESIST GET THIS EVERYWHERE CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM NEWS GET THEFUCKIGN WORD OUT THIS IS WHAT THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW GO GO GO
#krusty krab critical #anti krusty krab #secretforumlagate
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turning off anon for a while because oomf is in some sstupid drama and now i’m catching strays for it. mutuals can contact me on discord if you want i’m not saying anything about my stance on the situation because either way i’ll get hate for it. this website sucks
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yes oomf is my dad.
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He's not on mental health leave he's actually hanging at my crib doing maintenance on my printer
that's gonna make his mental health so much worse!!!! at least get him an iron brew!!!!
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I bless thee with many images
#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#magpod#johnalandeadart#jon sims#tma fanart#jarchivist#tmagp#colin becher#basira hussain#basira tma
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