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eroticwound · 1 year
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Trigun Maximum Vol 3, Chapter 7: His Life As A…
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tf2heritageposts · 1 year
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Scout: Atlantic ghost crab
Soldier: furred sponge crab
Pyro: fairy crab
Demo: boxer crab (Eyelander is an anemone)
Heavy: coconut crab (or maybe a Tasmanian giant crab)
Engineer: hermit crab
Medic: carrier crab (he carries a medigun like he's a little healing turret)
Sniper: yellowline arrow crab
Spy: horned ghost crab
i’m in love with this oh my god
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cortex-rampage · 1 year
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This lighting though... Jesus christ
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bug-woman · 8 months
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my girlfriend won’t let me eat doritos out of the palm of her hand because she doesn’t want the dust to get wet. should i break up with her?
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annbourbon · 8 months
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My favorite posts here on Tumblr...
Saphir ~ Sailor Moon Analysis
Rage
Food & Love
Barbie and Michelangelo
Do it anyway
Context matters
Stop letting their opinions matter
Too many love poems
Cheese
Kind
People change
Relax: Anti-capitalist affirmations
Curious & difficult to shame
Relax: There's no schedule
Cariona: Pads that actually help
Poem: Translations
Self Insert *fanfiction*
Deaf Vampire
Girlhood
K Howard being my soul sister 💞
Life's a piece of art 🎨
Pretzels for the Soul
Turtle & Giraffe
How to be the Main Character of your Life
Practice
Red Cardnel
Eyeeore
He didn't have a soul...
Hemingway & Ballet (I'm obsessed lol)
What turns me on
Pasta 🍝
I actually want to knit something!?
Spilling the tea 🍵
Maybe it is hard
Peace
Barbie
Yep. Barbie again.
Barbie. One more time.
Barbie. Reviews.
What was I made for?
Crying over Barbie
The Giving Tree
Guys can do ballet<3
«Curate your own media experience and get your head out of your ass»
Ballet 🩰
My Hymen
Useless Degree
Lonely in Gorgeous 🍒
♡ Do not settle for less
♡ Mirror ~ Iran
♡ Music Box
♡ Alice Pagani
♡ Bad Day?? Click Here
♡ Memories are a museum of Love
♡ It needs to be like this
♡ How do you find love?
♡ I would die for a review or a comment tbh
♡ Relax
♡ Love is...
♡ Souphelia
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cowboy-garfield · 1 year
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sergle · 6 months
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Are you on southern men swing dancing together tiktok?? Huh??? Because I AM
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demadogs · 1 year
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nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish
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beebfreeb · 23 hours
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ddeck · 1 year
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a piece of media that is bad: mundane. effectless
a piece of media that is bad but had the potential to be so so good: unbearable. agonizing. soul crushing even
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tf2heritageposts · 1 year
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Me at which hour a Demoknight sees me trying to shooteth him with mine Huntsman. Alas, the otter is nay matcheth f'r the king of the keep
ah, tis the way of things
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i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:
1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online
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2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links
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3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)
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4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)
In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)
you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)
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forgettable-au · 2 months
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I think about this call so much
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lesbianmarrow · 5 months
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femslash rarepairs save me
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robloxsfx · 6 months
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i hope a ceiling fan fall on yall
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inkskinned · 1 year
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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
#this is true#writeblr#warm up#relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes#amongst the Siblings#is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting#like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good#(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and#like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract#to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids#so like she was right to stock up#ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that#u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it#> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes#> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9#when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters#i am the middle child#out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite
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