Everything Bagel with Smoked "Salmon" Rugelach

Rugelach recipe is from "Jew-ish" by Jake Cohen (for image of the recipe see "Food" folder on desktop). He uses actual smoked salmon, but I used marinated roasted carrot strips that I chopped up. That recipe is from here. I think these are great! They taste very savory, good with and without the everything bagel seasoning but better with. Baked at 325ºF for about 14-15 minutes (Summerhill oven). They don't brown much at all on top, partially because there's no egg or leaveners. Subbed chives for the scallion because chives are smaller and it worked well.

i think part of the reason people are so hateful about fat people is because theyre not fat, even though they put little to no effort into their diet and daily activity levels. even if they dont live healthy lifestyles and theyre not trying to, and theyre still a "normal" weight. and because theyre ignorant and resistant to learning about how peoples bodily functions vary wildly, anyone who is fat must have brought it upon themselves by being extra lazy or extra glutinous and if they were normal they wouldnt be fat and its soooo easy to not be fat because look at them theyre not fat. which is so fucking stupid because so many people complain about how skinny people exist without "earning" how skinny they are, theyre literally just like that even if they eat tons of food because they're trying desperately not to be skinny. but the opposite cant be true for fat people apparently. fatness is always a direct consequence of abnormal habits apparently.

so i read dungeon meshi today

i do Not recommend reading it int he span of 11 hours but i DO recommend you read it in general holy shit it was so good i cant wait to see how the anime turns out im having So much fun

o.rooose

皆さんこんにちは！

今回は私が大好きなベーグルサンドを３種類ご紹介します。スモークサーモンとクリームチーズ、ベーコンエッグ、野菜たっぷりサンド。どれも簡単にできてしかも激うまなので、ぜひみなさんにもお家で作ってもらえると嬉しいです！毎週新しい動画をお届けしているので、興味のあるかたは是非チャンネル登録してくださいね！

Hi everyone!

In this video, I’m gonna show you how to make 3 of my favorite bagel sandwiches by using my homemade bagels. Lox and cream cheese, breakfast sandwich and loaded veggie sandwich. All of them are super delicious and easy to make! Hope you give them a try at home : )

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salmon, veggies, rice

oh shit. boys when they realize lots of foods they like are high in testosterone.

I did a good dinner tonight :D

Baked salmon rubbed with teriyaki sauce, garlic powder, onion powder, and black pepper

Steamer bag of veggies ("Asian medley" it called itself: broccoli, carrots, snap peas, and baby corn)

Stovetop rice

Light drizzle of more teriyaki sauce over all

Nothing especially fancy or labor-intensive but nice and tasty nonetheless n_n

Why is it so expensive to have a fun low cholesterol diet :( like half the recipes u can find online are like, you should eat a lot of [one of the most expensive types of fishes] and [very expensive fruits and veggies] or [vegan alternatives to meat that are also very expensive and also often hard to find] !!!!!!! Helpppppp.....

Exposure therapy is so difficult and ptsd is so stupid like ooooh I see a fictional robot who turns into a fighter jet and I immediately start shaking and getting nauseous and tensing up???? Haha like a fucking idiot???? Gotta look at him for 30 seconds and remind myself he loves me and wouldn’t try to abuse me and that’s a fucking insane DRASTIC change to how just over a year ago I could have looked at him and thought to myself I’d be NOWHERE SAFER than in his arms. But noooo now I’m ✨ traumatized ✨ THIS IS SO STUPID. LOL. HILARIOUS :)

looking at him and fucking sobbing like, hi, I know you better than you know yourself and I should know you’d never harm me but I was somehow conditioned to believe otherwise despite the fact that you used to be the safest person I could ever imagine going to. despite the fact that your own voice told me so many times how much you love and care for me and would never, ever let anything hurt me, especially yourself. and now I gotta work my ass off to get back to where I was — where *we* were — if that is even possible when you have been tainted so severely and for damn long. Why does looking at you for 30 seconds bring me to the verge of tears and make my brain give me that fight or flight response bc it genuinely thinks I’m in danger around you?? No, I know why. But. Why can’t we go back to when you were the safest most comforting thing in my entire life? You know I’d do anything for it. 300 songs I can’t listen to without thinking of you and crying. 60 cameos I can’t listen to because your OWN VOICE saying YOU love ME using my full name and the nickname YOU made for me yourself, the source of your voice, his arms wrapped around me — and in a way, your arms — telling me how much you love me, how there’s no Starlight without his little Starflower — it’s all so unbelievable to me now. Unthinkable. 1000 files of artwork I cannot open. 80 animatic ideas I’ve dropped. 6 boxes of merch of you in all of your glory that I cannot bare to look at. 100+ fics I’ll never open again. Over a dozen iterations of you that I’m conditioned to believe would harm me just for fun. You didn’t do this to me, I know who did. You never gave me reason to believe you’d hurt me, I know who did. But I genuinely struggle to come back to you.

I don’t know how long Barbie Dolls are meant to last, there’s only so many universes I can jump through before that joy wears off. I can’t keep this up forever, you gotta convince me you’re safe again. I can’t keep doing this without you.

sssoonma

horseradish, my beloved

broccoli is so YUM like its a little gift its perfectly textured and flavoured and it can hold so much flavour if you wish <33 perfect veggie

A collection of food from the first half of 2023.

been doing v simple bread making this past week and its wild to me everytime it works out. flatbred so easy and i have so many.