i'm always the sad bastard until someone else becomes the sad bastard. then suddenly i have to switch gears and comfort the other sad bastard so i can be the sole sad bastard once more

Tfw you're gay

jim: you deserve an award for putting up with me

lee: you are my award

oswald: you deserve an award for putting up with me

ed: yeah you can be a real bitch sometimes

edgar: well, well, well. glad you finally decided to join us, samson.

sam: how did you know it was me with your back turned??

edgar: i know things.

alan: he said that to everyone that came in before you got here.

i want more genshin mutuals but also (looks at the freak ka*lucs) (looks at the freaks that sexualize the traveler and ship them with adults) maybe im good

I WILL NEVER BE OVER THE FACT THAT CAS WENT TO

TURBO HELL

i mean if u think about it, the whole concept of the slendermansion is basically just like. ms. peregrine's home for peculiar children but for murderers

God I’m craving caramel apples so bad...

@ everyone that followed me/messaged me because of the paramay post

It's coming soon (hopefully), lifes just been hectic lately

if you're a mutual you can hit us up for our new simply plural tag btw. on here and on discord

ok wow

i was just in-game when i notice that i just hit 50 followers! what should i do? should i do sim requests or should i hold off for 100? im so happy tho! thank you all for putting up with me and my old gaming laptop ahh

made some totk stamps teehee.. . had a lot of fun making thems and were my second attempt!! ^-^ first stamp i ever made was a very basic kaito ones either last year or a couple months ago waa.. idk if I'll ever post that thoughs ×-×

diversity win! the mad professor harvesting your organs has two moms!

while actively hunting vampires, sure, edgar is the leader. but when it comes to other group activities, the three of them are constantly coming up with bullshit reasons regarding who is in charge. depending on the day, sam could be in charge because he's the only one that can moonwalk. alan might be in charge because he kicked ass at their last game night. edgar might be in charge simply because hes the only one with money that day.

Every single time I hear bucky say "I'm gonna miss you buddy" I lose 5 years of my life

yancy is the only man i trust