#vampire au my beloved
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Funniest passage from a fic
Thank you for another tag game, @i-did-not-mean-to!! This one is REALLY hard okay??
Honestly, this all revolves around one fic, the most crackshit thing I’ll probably ever write, and it’s always the best place to go whenever I’m feeling silly, it is absolutely the funniest, and that’s → Where The Shadows Lie
Chapter 2: Fucking Airpods
“What’s so important down here, Frerin?”
“You have to watch this. I’ve discovered something today about modern technology that may help us in the future.”
“This hardly seems important.” They came to a stop near the desk, watching Bilbo tap a pen against a notebook and seem focused on looking over some numbers. No doubt it was just business work, to which Thorin found incredibly boring right at the get-go.
“Bilbo Baggins is a fucking twink,” Frerin cheerfully spoke, and Thorin practically squawked at the lack of manners.
“Frerin!” Thorin hissed between his teeth, face ultimately twisting into something rather hostile before feeling a hand pat his chest to keep him from either tearing into Frerin or making a move to gain Bilbo’s attention. Thorin may not have found the human enjoyable, but there was still a thing called decorum. Something that Frerin severely lacked it seemed.
“He can’t hear me. I’ve been standing down here for a while trying to get his attention with no response when he wears those little white things in his ears. They must be...super-powered or something!” Frerin could see the skepticism on Thorin’s face. “I even had Ori try. He’s nice enough that Mister Baggins wouldn’t ignore him, but he didn’t seem to hear the lad! Watch-”
“Frerin, that’s enough.”
“Bilbo, Thorin here is only a big huge grump because he hasn’t gotten laid in about six decades. He thinks you’re very handsome and wants to make freaky wild vampire sex with you-”
“Frerin!” Thorin had his hands at Frerin’s collar, shaking the blond and noticing Bilbo shifted only when the desk was knocked a bit by that shaking. As Bilbo plucked one of the white earbuds from his ears, Thorin came to a halt, staring at Bilbo with a lump in his throat.
“Thorin, Frerin, is something the matter?” Bilbo’s tone was calm and even, sounding oblivious to just about everything right now.
“We were just talking about how nice this place was. I was showing Thorin some of the lovely pieces you have hanging about here. He has an eye for pretty and sharp things.” Frerin was grinning nearly from ear to ear, Thorin as pale as a sheet, which wasn’t a far cry from his normal hue if anything.
“Thanks! My mother did most of the decorating around here, I’m glad you two enjoy it so much.” Though Bilbo wasn’t unaware of the words Frerin had been spilling all evening and had to keep from laughing to expose just how much he knew. Poor Thorin looked uncomfortable, and that was a great reward. Bilbo swore he could see a bit of that floppy hat Bofur wore from around one of the corners that led into the sitting room. “If you’re interested, I have a collection of old swords and daggers she used to bring me that I could show you sometime before your departure.”
“That would be lovely, Bilbo. Thorin does so love to play with swords, and I’m sure he’d love to see yours.” And as if on cue, a terrible cue, Frerin was a small squeaky little bat, escaping before Thorin could throttle him any longer.
“I…” Thorin cleared his throat and tried not to flounder as he felt a wave of exhaustion hit him out of the blue. “Good evening.” Tactful as ever, and Thorin made his exit on foot, tiresome as it was.
Non-obligatory tags for @necrobratz @fantasyinallforms @pomgore @sunnyrosewritesstuff @frosticenow @the-girl-with-the-algebra-book @blairsanne and anyone else who wants to play!
#tag game#idnmt#bagginshield#thorin oakenshield#frerin#bilbo baggins#vampire au my beloved#i am done with the tag games yay
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Happy Halloween 🦇
I have the matching vampire bebs at last thanks to the amazing @red-nightskies 🖤🖤
#thank you again emma for everything ♡#spoopy comms are so fun to get :33#vampire au my beloved#cyberpunk 2077#fem v#vivian rosette#mr. blue eyes#mbe#reposting viv again even though i got her last year cause i can :pppp#tw blood
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brainrot for an old au . . . the vampire au . . .
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Vampire Kirk ‼️‼️‼️ I love drawing him
#kirk my beloved#metallica#fanart#metallica fanart#digital art#art#kirk hammett#fuzzsux art#vampire#gothic#castle au
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It was an accident! Doll was just hungry :)
The aftermath of the strawberry jam accident ruined her prom and normal human life.
*sigh*
Vampires.
#vampires AU my beloved💕#they break up after that#lol#murder drones#md#murder drones doll#murder drones lizzy#md doll#md lizzy#murder drones fanart#md fanart#murder drones au#murder drones humanization#murder drones dizzy#md dizzy#doll x lizzy#my art stuff#artists on tumblr#fanart
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Haha, it's so funny how I am so indecisive that I go "I wanna draw my son" and then have too many ideas as to how. So here!
Take Ferdinands (and a Felix, I suppose, bc they are boyfrinds in my heart and soul).
#ferdinand von aegir#fe three houses#felix hugo fraldarius#and for those of you who might not know it i did have an au where ferdinand was a vampire#hence the fangs and wings teehee#but i also have an au where ferdinand is a fallen angel which isnt like he did anything bad#he simply gave up his angel life to be a mortal and devote the mortal life to very human felix#and it was actually a huge mess of a plot bc felix died in that plot and was brought back as if nothing ever happened#and ferdinand didnt actually know this happened so hes just super happy still bc he still thinks everything is good#and felix is stuck with a grim reaper and a soul dealer watching him and talking to him and no one else can see them#anyway ferdinand as always in that plot is a pure delight and felix has no idea he was an angel at some point#and in the vampaegir au hes a half vampire bc mom was human and dad was a vampire#so he kinda lost the SEVERE WEAKNESSES therefore is fine in the sun and yeah... still needs blood but not as often#also how dare i only draw a puppynand and not a ferdinyand i shoulda squozen a catboy in there#rip and also how dare i not draw my beloved dancernand#anyway thats the tags c ya
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messy party VS elegant soiree, which one will you be? ✨
see you next year!!
#new year art#glynn libra and joseph belong to @STYLINCHEETAH MY BELOVED#french art#french illustrator#french artist#french artwork#comic art#digital comic#aheran#soar#april#glynn#libra#joseph#vampire au#ocs#oc#myeart#dms au
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[This Bites] (1)
Pairing: Astarion x F! Chubby! MC
Plot: Through some mysterious and very miraculous events, a young woman finds herself literally stuck with a character from her current video game obsession. You can guess it already. It's an isekai type fanfic. Except in this case Astarion is stuck in our modern world. I was gonna call the MC Tav, but since the actual game character Tav is mentioned I just named her Winnie.
Content Warnings: Death….sorta, An asshole of a stepdad, MC uses She/Her pronouns, eventual smut and sexual content in future parts. Characters may be Ooc, grammar/spelling mistakes are possible. MC has very low self esteem. Depressed MC.
Chapter One: You are here!
Chapter Two: Here!
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“Argh I knew something would go wrong with this game!” The female huffed, staring down at her computer. Her eyes scanned over the error message titled ‘Character not found.’ She gritted her teeth in frustration. “God forbid I try mods….”
The young woman groaned, shutting her laptop and falling back onto the bed. Apparently after finally installing a cheat mod onto Baldur's Gate 3 the game decided to retaliate and locked her out of her save files. She couldn't even create a new character either! The same ‘Character not found’ message seemed to pop up no matter what she did. The girl’s name was Winnie, a college student in her early twenties who was still living at home. Not too long ago Winnie had gotten the game upon release. She'd played it several times since then and even yet was still able to find some hidden secrets she didn't notice the first time. Honestly this game had really helped with her current state. Life had just been dull and miserable. All her friends had moved on and had their own lives now and she really wasn't the best at making new ones.
She had a dull boring job, did online writing classes and also had to put up with the asshole her mother married. This game had been a godsend for her these past few months. It gave her an escape. A way to be someone else, at least for a little while anyway.
Not to mention live out her somewhat cringey teenage girl fantasy of dating a walking red flag of a vampire. In this game she felt important. Like she was some badass heroine who was ready to take on any foe. Not the shy, scared, awkward woman who she saw in the mirror.
Her cat Maddie broke Winnie from her thoughts as she hopped up onto the bed and crawled onto the young woman's chest. Winnie ran her hand over the cat's thick fluffy black fur. Maddie gave a small mew before purring noisily and gently kneading her claws into Winnie’s chest.
Winnie sighed, scratching the sides of Maddie's face as she was soothed by the feline’s pur.
“WINNIE! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!!” A gruff male voice shouted from the other room, causing Maddie to jump and scramble off of Winnie and hide under the bed.
The brunette haired girl sighed and got up, walking out of the room and cautiously stepping down the hall.
“Yes, Brian?” Winnie spoke up as she entered the kitchen. She looked over to see her stepfather stumbling about. Brian was a rather large man with short dark hair and beard. He was well….very unpleasant.
“Where are the goddamn car keys?” He growled out.
“Dunno, I don't drive.” Winnie said calmly as she leaned up against the wall, “mom probably put them somewhere. Check the coffee table by the recliner.”
Brian stomped off, a tiny tan fluff of a dog following after him. He grabbed the keys before walking back into the kitchen.
“I'm going to the store. Keep that stupid cat of yours in your room! It keeps shitting all over the carpet!”
“I've told you over and over. Maddie only goes in the litter box. It's your dog that keeps making a mess in the house because you don't take him outside when he needs to go.” Winnie rolled her eyes.
“Don't fucking talk back to me! You're lucky your mother lets you stay here, if it was up to me you'd have been kicked out of here a long time ago.” Brain snapped, making Winnie flinch a little at his tone. “Now make sure the trash is taken out before I get back.” He said before stomping out the front door and slamming it behind him. Winnie flinched once again at the loud sound before letting out a sigh and pulling the trash out of the can despite the fact that she distinctly remembered her mother telling Brian to take it out this morning.
Winnie took out the trash before coming back inside heading back to her room. Her eyes scanned over her laptop as Maddie crawled out from under the bed. She walked back over and opened the device, logging herself on before attempting to open her game back up.
[Character not found.]
Winnie groaned before filling out a bug report and then putting her computer up. She needed to get ready and go to work anyway.
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A few days had passed and nothing seemed to work. Winnie had disabled and deleted all the mods, sent in about a dozen but reports and still nothing. The only thing left she could try now was uninstalling the game and then reinstalling it.
Winnie sat on the bed waiting patiently for the game to download though she knew it would at least take an hour. She pulled out her cellphone, noticing a text from her mother. The message was informing Winnie that Brian and her mom wouldn't be home until late tonight. At least this meant she'd have plenty of peace and quiet in the meantime. The young woman spread out on her bed, stretching her limbs before slowly closing her eyes, resting lazily.
Time passed as she slowly dozed off…Eventually she was awoken by the sound of beeping? It was some strange noise that she couldn't quite put her finger on. She quickly looked over to her laptop and her eyes widened as she noticed it seemed to be going crazy. Blinking and beeping.
“What the fuck!?” She exclaimed, grasping her computer and frantically clicking the mousepad.
Then the screen went black before seemingly returning to the home screen. However, everything on the computer was gone save for one shortcut. Baldur's Gate 3.
The game’s shortcut sat in the very center of the computer, practically screaming at Winnie to click on it. She clicked it and the game opened up.
Everything seemed to go as normal up until the title screen. Winnie’s eyes widened in shock as she noticed all of the menu options were gone aside from (New Game). She raised an eyebrow before clicking on the only option available and waiting as the opening cinematic played. Everything continued as it usually did. Winnie created her Tav, a human druid with an urchin background, then proceeded to hop into the game.
Winnie did a bit of a speed run, moving through the Nautiloid as quickly as she could. She recruited Us, Lae'zel and freed Shadowheart before reaching the helm and crashing the ship.
Upon reaching the ravaged beach was when things began to get strange.
The game buffered and blinked a bit, skipping the scene where Tav would check themselves out followed by some voiced narration. Tav was kinda just there on the beach.
“Oh God. The game is glitching….” Winnie whined. She sighed in annoyance before clicking on the ground where she wanted Tav to walk. Winnie REALLY did not feel like uninstalling the game and waiting another hour to try again so she decided she'd play for as long as the game would allow. Winnie had Tav wander over towards where Shadowheart would normally be laying after crash, only to find an empty space where the half elf should be. Winnie groaned assuming it was another glitch before continuing on along the beach. While most things were there like the dead bodies and the intellect devourer enemies, Winnie did not see any sign of Shadowheart at all. Not even near the ruins where she'd be if she wasn't rescued by the player. Winnie decided to quickly go and look for the other characters, sneaking her way past the little brain creatures and moving down the path where Astarion, the elven rogue companion, would be waiting to ambush the player. He was Winnie’s favorite. She had a soft spot for sassy morally grey characters with tragic backstories. And he was also secretly a vampire to boot which just added to the appeal. Winnie had her Tav approach the area before she let out a sigh of relief seeing as the vampiric elf was in his starting area shouting for help like normal. At least the game wasn't completely broken.
“Hurry I've got one of those brain things cornered.” Astarion’s dialogue began as soon as Tav got close enough to interact with him. “There in the grass, you can kill it can't you? Like you killed the others?”
“Uh….I kinda actually didn't kill any of them…Heheh.” Winnie chuckled before dragging her mouse over the dialogue choices.
1. [Easily, stand back.]
2. Kill it yourself. You seem capable.
3. Leave
Winnie clicked on choice 1 before her Tav walked over to check the tall grass for the intellect devourer that was actually non-existent.
Instead a wild boar leapt from the grass and made Tav jump in surprise, giving Astarion the perfect opportunity to strike. He pinned the druid to the ground, pressing a dagger to her neck.
“Shhh…Shhh….Not a sound…Not if you want to keep that darling neck of yours.” The vampire practically purred out. Winnie blushed, a shiver going down her spine. There was a reason she always found herself choosing the elven vampire as her character’s love interest. Initially when she first got the game she felt he came off as a pompous prick (which he is) but damn he was so fucking seductive. It drove Winnie absolutely mad. Not to mention it helped given he had sweet delicious character development later on in his story and actually could be kind of a sweetheart… To the player at least.
The romance in this game had to be Winnie’s favorite aspect of it. She was very romantically inexperienced to say the least and this just added to what made the game her perfect escape from reality. It made her feel like someone actually liked her. Winnie prepared to select the next dialogue choice when suddenly she noticed they had changed.
1. [……….]
2. ………..
3. ……….
4. ……….
She looked up and saw a smirk form on Astarion's lips, his eyes appeared as if he was staring back at Winnie from through the screen. Before she could speak Astarion slit Tav's throat and let them drop onto the ground.
“What. The. Fuck.” The brunette haired female went pale as she stared at her computer screen. Astarion sighed in what sounded like relief?
“Finally, we've done that old song and dance so many times! The novelty has completely worn off.” He stretched out his arms, before wiping his dagger on the ground. “It feels so invigorating to try something new, wouldn't you agree?”
“Uhh…..What's going on?” Winnie asked aloud. She was shaking a bit in both confusion and a little fear. Her character was kinda just laying on the ground dead…and Astarion was talking….to her!?
“Oh dear, it seems I've gone and frightened you. Ahaha!” Astarion chuckled before appearing to move closer to the screen, even going so far to place his hand on it…
“Hello darling…”
#baldurs gate 3#astarion ancunin#astarion bg3#astarion x tav#astarion my beloved#bg3#bg3 tav#astarion romance#astarion x reader#shadowheart#lae'zel#isekai#modern au#vampire spawn#spawn astarion#sorta#Fucking Brian suck a prick#Seriously fuck Brian!#MC has a cat#black cat
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Halloween
#stardew valley#yomi art#stardew cope#sdv sebastian#stardew sebastian#sdv#eris my beloved#stardew oc#stardew eris#sdv farmer#nun au#sdv vampire au#vampire
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Angel on the street corner
"You must me freezing out here." He takes off his red coat and wraps it around his shoulders, "There, that's better."
#illustration#watercolor#Armand#human!au#trans Armand my beloved#marius/armand if you squint#the vampire armand#vampire chronicles
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For the wip game, Where The Shadows?
Hello, hello, Anon!! Sorry for the late response, but thank you so much for the ask!!
I haven't started working on the next chapter of this fic (which is fine), but I can tell you where we're going!!
We're going to see more development of Bilbo as a monster slayer, learning of heritage and actual skills. Just as we'll see more development in the background plot of reclaiming Thorin's throne from Azog.
Upcoming!
Arkenstone
Smaug
More Thranduil shenanigans
Other supernatural creatures
History between Tooks and Durins
Bilbo's family (YEAAAHHH THE TOOKS)
And of course, fluff...probably some spice... 👀
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Hold back your virtues
You're fearless in motion
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the sun shines down on me when i get to write vampire au things.
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Chiaroscuro-ish Vampire Kirk from my AU <3
#kirk hammett#kirk my beloved#fanart#metallica#metallica fanart#digital art#chiaroscuro#vampire#fuzzsux art#castle au
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Kinda sketch dumping because I feel bad for not posting for so long (my uni’s grip on me is pretty severe haha)
It's a lot – some of them were made like before 2024 but for some reason they were forgotten – nevertheless, I like them
A lot is just small au sketches that I'm unable to write down? So, they are... drawn... angsty ones, spicy ones – you name it. My brain was rotting severely + i was really depressed
Still, I tried to draw something fluffy, but it came out as something sad and creepy :/
Some were ok
#my art#fanart#gepo#sampard#sketch dump#vampire sampo my beloved#i wanna write that so bad but i am a potato#i cant stop being awkward uggghhhhh#there is also beauty and the beast au but read the previous tag#sad clown sampo my beloved x2
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vampire kavetham/haikaveh au where kaveh is a half vampire and
he can taste food but can’t digest any of it except for alcohol, some half vampires can eat a lot of food fine but he got super unlucky
500 year life span as opposed to the regular vampire 1000
doesn’t burn in the sun for the most part but is very prone to it in the desert
hates drinking the blood of any animal, feels bad for them, and also doesn’t like it when alhaitham offers him his but at least he can consent to it
he could probably tell what he’s feeling too by the taste of his blood (bitter when he’s stressed and good when his mood is good, prolly through hormones)
hides his vampire identity from other people by constantly filing his fangs to the point of teeth pain and damage, ingesting normal food with people only to throw it up later, basically trying to fit in with everyone else even if it ends up hurting him cause society is scared of vampires or hates them
guys i think im cooking
anyways this is probably gonna be my next comic idea, once i finish the mermaid one :3
#genshin impact#genshin fanartist#genshin fanfics#genshin fanfiction#genshin kaveh#genshin alhaitham#kaveh and alhaitham my beloveds#alhaitham genshin#kaveh genshin#kaveh x alhaitham#alhaitham x kaveh#kavetham#haikaveh#genshin vampire au#genshin impact au#genshin impact vampire au#genshin text post#genshin comic idea#genshin ideas#vampire kaveh
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