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ut-girl666 · 1 year

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Megatron: *has squish for Dot*

Optimus: *notices*

-Later-

Optimus: *with a bucket on his head* oooh, I’m the big bad scary Decepticon leader lord megatron, and I’m platonically pining a bad bitch, but I’m too scared she’ll fuck my shit up in an actual fighting match.

Megatron: *smacks him.*

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Optimus: ooooh, im so evil im gonna show this baddie all my fancy poetry to show how hard my older than a3’s dick olden days calligraphy and glass pen-penmanship fucks.

Megatron: *spitting his drink out* ahsvskbs- my penmanship whats?!

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Optimus: ooooooh look there she goes, yass, slayyyy, making my maidenless brother weak; only queen shit.

Megatron: shut UP, Optimus!

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Elita: is he giving you a hard time?

Megs: yes. Get him to stop. He’s your husband.

Elita: unfortunately I have little to no control over him. But it is cute that you want to be her friend that badly.

Megs: *visible blush* yeah, yeah…

Optimus: *dramatically enters the bot’s rec room, wearing a bucket on his head, and gets on a table to strut across it like a runway, looking like a moron.*

Optimus: LOOK AT ME, IM THE EVIL LORD BUCKET FUCK AND I CANT HANDLE BAD ASS WOMEN.

*laughter*

Megatron: BUCKE- WHA-

Elita: *snorting* ‘bucket fuck’- oh my god-

-Many Years Later-

Optimus: I don’t think I’ve ever teased someone so bad about something like I have that, to be honest.

Megatron: you’re awful.

Optimus: yes, but you love me.

Megatron: …I hate that you’re right.

Optimus: of course I am, I’m your obnoxiously annoying, yet still very beloved little brother, that knows you better than you do yourself.

Op: *uwu✨ expression*

Megs: *eyeroll*

#transformers #maccadam #megatron #optimus prime #elita one #tf #earthspark #transformers earthspark #transformers incorrect quotes #ut’s og trash post

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ask-uts-earthspark-au · 1 year

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Hey, I’m going to be down for a bit, as I’ve gotten sick. Feel free to keep sending in asks, but don’t expect them to be answered too fast, at the very least. Sorry about the inconvenience.

#sorry guys #got sick #keep sending asks #i’ll get to it eventually #ut talks #ut’s og trash post

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ut-girl666 · 4 months

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Funny idea for Dratchrod:

[Ace!Rodimus & Creative (Artist/Writer/whatever)!Rodimus HCs here.]

Rodimus joins up into the Dratchet for emotional fulfillment/companionship, but it’s more like his end is qpr, as he’s a sex-averse ace. And being it’s kind of ‘friends with benefits’, the benefits he reaps?

Ratchet is a doctor, and Drift is formerly the infamous serial killer Deadlock. They both have ample knowledge about how to kill someone, what would be the result if these were the circumstances and this happened, if I did this what would happen, how long would it take to do this, etc. so he always has his sources available, to just ask.

And he is frequently coming in at random times to ask those kinds of questions. Even at more awkward times. And no matter how much damage he does to himself on the way.

And that is to say, there was a time he’s walked in when they’re ‘facing and he’s started to ask, and he just turns around like ‘nope, uh-uh, icky icky’. So now he just comes in wearing something around his head over his optics as a blindfold, and then he’ll ask. Because now he can’t see it, and he’s a lot less grossed out.

And they’re both like ‘Roddy, you can just comm us, and we’ll ping you back when we’re done.’

(At first it’s just Drift, bc Ratchet isn’t actually aware that Rod is ace, and he finds it incredibly annoying, and honestly thinks Rod is just trying to gauge how mad they would be if he did said thing/caused a disaster, but after a lengthy conversation he’s a lot less annoyed. He’s honestly more annoyed that Rod keeps doing this and giving himself dents in various places, as he runs into walls, now.)

Idk just funny idea of creative!Roddy reaping the benefits from having an ex-SK and a doctor as S/Os. And ace!Roddy doing the blindfold thing and both of them being exasperated bc ‘damnit roddy look at how many dents you’ve given yourself.’/he keeps hurting himself in some stupid, silly way.

#transformers #maccadam #ut talks #ut’s og trash post #rodimus #drift #ratchet #dratchrod #dratchet #ratchrod #driftrod #creative rodimus #ace rodimus #au #idea #au idea

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ut-girl666 · 1 year

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Funny ideas for the Terrans

- Yknow how when little kids fall over they fill their lungs with enough air to wail like an air siren? Thrash does that sometimes.

- Nightshade - being a bird - can’t see glass after getting their alt mode. This means they have to be careful, and are always very cautious to make sure there’s some sort of a perch to land on beforehand.

this is 100% because while for a while Dot left the kitchen window open bc it was nice outside, one night she closed it, and they would normally swoop in using mass shifting and land on the counter to greet her and Alex in the morning before work, or help with the dishes. But it was closed, so they confidently swooped in, believing it was still open, and ramming straight into it head on, smashing their beak into the glass (the window cracked), then fell. It was quiet a moment before they started absolutely wailing hysterically on the ground, because that really hurt their fragile/sensitive beak. Dot, horrified and feeling terrible, immediately rushed out and whisked them up to comfort them. That is how it was discovered they’re blind to glass now, and ever since she has put stickers on the windows to help indicate if they’re open or closed for them.

- Twitch will sometimes get zoomies, except she’s zooming so fast and so completely ‘no thought head empty’/hyperfocused on zooming, she ends up stuck in the dirt, and has to be pulled out. Then she’s off and within the next two minutes she’s done it again.

- Hashtag lags sometimes. She’s an internet hotspot, basically, and those have their troubles, so sometimes she’ll lag like that after overuse or something. It leads to some silly things, and once she was stuck so long the others turned it into the mannequin challenge.

- Jawbreaker has turned really big tires into hamster wheels sometimes, and has even been caught sleeping in them. This has lead to him inadvertently winning hide and seek.

#ut’s og trash post #transformers #ut talks #silly ideas #earthspark #tf earthspark #transformers earthspark #maccadam #headcanon

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ut-girl666 · 2 years

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Lost Light: *notices Rodimus is up really early/late doing something/working on the bridge*

LL: *materializes up holoform*

Lightlost: *scolding parent voice* Captain!

LL: You should go to bed. If you don’t, you’ll hate yourself in the morning.

Rodimus: *on his sixth cup of coffee, and second full size twix in his bag of stashed candy, about to unwrap a watermelon jolly rancher, on his eighth datapad of the past three hours.*

Rodimus: *turns to look at LL dead in the eyes*

Rodimus: joke’s on you;

Rodimus: i’m gonna hate myself in the morning regardless.

LL: *visibly concerned* Captain no-

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(Sentient!Lost Light AU belongs to @cuppajj)

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Update: drew it out. See in reblogs.

#transformers #maccadam #memes #funny #mtmte #rodimus #lost light #sentient lost light #sentient lost light au #transformers incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ut’s og trash post #source:#tiktok

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ut-girl666 · 1 year

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Idea: The Matrix, being a parasite that uses the Primes as it’s hosts, slowly turns the Primes into eldritch horror-ific beings, and the forms they hold in front of people to make them appear normal are actually just a ‘cloaked’ form for their ‘true’ form (Maccadam from CV for example). This happens to all the Primes, it just usually takes a long time even by their standards to build up enough, and usually the newer/younger ones are like baby horrors.

Another idea: Rodimus, having been born in the primacy essentially as Optimus’s son, has grown up with them, and seen them in their true forms from a young age. It is now impossible to freak him out with them, because before Hot Rod could walk, he looked Nova dead in the face in it’s true form as it cradled him in it’s arms, and cooed up at it. Optimus now says that to Rodimus, they’re not horrors, they’re eldritch wonders. He genuinely looks at them and believes some to be quite pretty. Or he calmly/casually asks if Op thinks Quintus’s Subnautica octopus ass could fit in a flower vase, because octopuses don’t have bones, and this is long dead ghost, so it’s gotta be possible, right? (Op just wants one normal conversation about the Primes with his son. one. that’s all he asks (while snorting laughs but that’s beside the point-).)

In short: The Primes are eldritch horrors in their true forms + Rodimus isn’t bothered in the slightest about this fact.

#ut’s og trash post #ut talks #transformers #rodimus #optimus prime #primes #the primes #nova prime #the matrix of leadership #eldritch horrors #the primes are eldritch horrors #rodimus looks at Quintus and goes ‘ooh octopus!’#he cannot understand what the goddamn hell they are #but he doesn’t particularly care #they are terrifying ungodly entities that always have and will out date Cybertron’s populace to most #to Rodimus’s they’re just funky little pretty butterflies of their own kind #and yes #rodimus is in fact aware that as time passes he is very very slowly turning into such a creature himself #Optimus told him way back and showed his own true form #that only got him questions like ‘so will I turn into a phoenix monster?’ and ‘is that why your creation name is Orion?’#Rodimus is entirely unphased and finds it actually a little intriguing #Optimus is exasperated and laughs in pain every time it happens ‘but at least Rodimus isn’t traumatized by it?’#anyway enjoy

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ut-girl666 · 1 year

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Silly idea:

Put clown makeup on all the GHOST Agents, and clown music whenever they’re in shot. Because they’re just a big fucking circus.

Except Schloder. He’s okay. :)

#Croft gets an entire wig too because she’s the biggest clown of them all #also photoshop all the vehicles (except Hashtag ofc) into clown cars/clown truck things #ut’s og trash post #ut talks #silly ideas #stupid idea #maccadam #transformers #transformers earthspark #tf #earthspark #tf earthspark #agent schloder #ghost agents

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ut-girl666 · 1 year

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Update: separate fic, and I am proud to announce Tarantulas has killed the humans.

Not the Maltos. The GHOST agents. He has killed the GHOST agents.

Unfortunately he cannot go full freaky ass weird scientist just yet, as he is in the presence of A Child™️. And if he did The Child™️ would be thoroughly traumatized for life. And he is trying not to repeat his past mistakes in the act of traumatizing a child when trying to protect/save them.

Also extremely unfortunately, due to plot reasons from canon/show, he cannot kill Croft yet. >:( But he can inflict large amounts of bodily harm, as a warning for other GHOST agents. As a treat. >:)

But he is definitely giving Nightshade the creeps, even if they can’t tell what is going on atm because they trust him and have willingly turned off their optics and audials because he asked. And he is verging very close to freaky science mode at the sight of Nightshade’s blood, bc ‘that’s an unusual color. might have to look into that.’

But regardless, Tarantulas has caused grievous bodily harm to GHOST Agents. >:)

#ut’s og trash post #ut talks #ut writes #maccadam #transformers #transformers earthspark #tf #earthspark #tf earthspark #earthspark nightshade #nightshade malto #nightshade #earthspark tarantulas #tarantulas #fic writing #fuck GHOST me and my homies hate GHOST #fuck Croft me and my homies hate Croft #not Schloder tho he’s baby boy :)

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ut-girl666 · 11 months

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I’m pretty sure the one of the funniest and fluffiest things I’ve ever come up with is the prospect of Lord Megatron, the Leader of the Decepticons, the King of the Gladiation Rings of Kaon, being very insistently shoved into a three way relationship with his brother and sister-in-law because his infant nephew decided that Uncle Megs is bonus-dad worthy, and he noticed that all three of them have two hands, so why can’t they just three-way coparent him, his siblings, and his cousin together? Oh yeah and he’s lacing the glyphs for ‘uncle megs’ with ‘sa/sire’, and no matter what the three of them have tried he won’t stop, and- Shit, wait- Silver no, Elita is not your mother, stop lacing your glyphs with ‘Ri/Carrier’ or so hel- WHY ARE YOU IGNORING US?!

i just think the idea of a baby forcing a bunch of adults into that dynamic and they just have to accept it because now two of the children are doing it, is neat.

please imagine it and understand why I find this specific flavor of potential MegaOpLita so fun.

#it was in fact baby hot rod #hot rod was the one who forced them to coparent #megatron #optimus prime #megoplita #elita one #I mean I don’t like it as all three are romantic but it still kinda counts right?#hot rod #silver #transformers #maccadam #funny #ut talks #ut’s og trash post #fluff #coparenting #forced family #can that become a thing please?

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ut-girl666 · 1 year

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Not me over here with serious Earthspark brainrot on top of everything else, about to quite possibly write one of the fluffiest goddamn shots I may have ever done.

All about Dot and Megs. And how their partnership turned into a friendship, and how it developed with time. Plus Megs just about bearing his soul to her.

Because I like the idea that Megs was slow to reveal some of the things about him that were truly most important to him to Dot, and it all slowly built up into his biggest reveal, as a secret test of trust and friendship.

And that Megs as an AroAce ended up developing a squish for Dot early in their partnership.

Also Optimus is teasing him so so so bad about it. And will go to war with Dot for him- bc that’s what good supportive/protective little brothers do-

“OMG.”

“What?”

“YOU LIKE HER.”

“wha-”

“YOU HAVE SUCH A SQUISH FOR HER.”

“n- no- no I-”

“MEGS IT’S WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU.”

“I-”

“THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A SQUISH IT WAS SOUNDWAVE.”

“…”

“YOU LIIIIKKEE HERRRRRR~”

“shut up-”

so anyway, yeah, I’m gonna slap that out and hopefully get back to Birds of a Feather and my other shot once my brain has the room to think again, and my writers block has been allieved-

#maccadam #transformers #earthspark #transformers earthspark #tf earthspark #dot malto #megatron #ut’s og trash post #ut talks #tf

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ut-girl666 · 1 year

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Headcanon: if Wing were to ever meet Hot Rod/Rodimus, he would call him ‘bunny’ as a pet name, like he calls Drift/Deadlock ‘kitty’.

Wing just really likes using animals as pet names.

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ut-girl666 · 9 months

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First time ever doing one of these, and I decided to hop on because I got ✨the inspiration✨, and I was immediately hit with an idea!

It’s not colored + shitty lighting, and I know it’s probably not the best, let alone win anything, but it was certainly a fun thing to think about while I drew! Might even follow up with a little fic inspired from it at some point, one day!

The Process (only took two pix, meant to take more, I just forgot- -v-')

Final Product

I hope you like it, @avoidghost! It was fun to draw, and gave me fun ideas!

‘Plot’ under the divider/cut.

What’s intended to be going on, is Drift is playing a Hitman game while the phone is on speaker, Ratchet is looking for Rodimus’s (nonexistent) medical records, and Rodimus is vaguely involved while on the line because he is a sick baby and the most noise from him in this state is his occasional sneeze and the hums of him falling asleep again. So Drift is arranging things for him. :) (and sneakily bringing two of his favorite people together.~ ;) )

It’s not the most shippy, and probably pre-relationship at best, but it’s a start! (Especially considering how firmly I hc Rodimus would have to be dragged into a medbay either half dead or kicking and screaming, if you even get that far. Because he hates doctors with a passion.)

#and yes #that is a pride flag in the back behind Roddy #I remain firm on my HC of him being demiaroace #avoidghostsdtiys #transformers #maccadam #drift #ratchet #rodimus #dratchrod #mtmte #my art <3 #ut draws #ut talks #ut’s og trash post #I still can’t fuckin do the ‘read more’ on my phone. >:/ otherwise I would do an ‘under the cut’

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ut-girl666 · 1 year

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I must say, Nightshade is really having a case of the mondays in the new fic I’m writing.

I feel so bad for inflicting this upon them, poor baby, but yet, it’s also hilarious and adorable to imagine them with their brain 100% imploded from too many ideas, too much science, too muc- *ka-pshhhh* by half-past noon, and now they’re feathered mush on the ground for the rest of the afternoon, until they go to bed at like, barely ~5-6.

#ut’s og trash post #ut talks #ut writes #fic writing #transformers #earthspark #transformers earthspark #tf earthspark #nightshade malto #earthspark nightshade

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ut-girl666 · 1 year

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Can we just appreciate that Thunderclash straight up went from ‘baby boy’ to ‘himbo husband material’? And that his chassis decals are always a bird like shape? And in multiple translations he’s just called ‘Eagle’? He’s adorable y’all. The man Roddy deserves.

#transformers #maccadam #thunderclash #rodiclash #ut talks #ut’s og trash post

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ut-girl666 · 1 year

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“Dinner”

UT_Girl666

Summary: How the Maltos discovered the Terrans could eat human food.

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ut-girl666 · 8 months

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hello mr fbi man watching me through my phone and seeing all my search history

please do not send swat

i swear im not a psycho murderer who wants to drug and kill ppl

im just a wittle fanfic writer

plz dont arrest me 🥺🙏

#I don’t think I’ve ever been so concerned as right now #I DONT WANT TO KILL PEOPLE I JUST NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT DRUGS KNOCK PEOPLE OUT BECAUSE IM WRITING FANFICTION OKAY??#pls don’t arrest me #pls 🥺🥺🥺#😭#ut talks #ut’s og trash post #fanfic #writing #writing problems #the struggle is real #search history #google search

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