Nurse giving me report on a patient: and by the way so you’re not caught off guard, he has a tattoo that says “confident fag” on his chest
Me, a confident dyke: haha nice
The nurse: what?
Me: sorry I’m also gay and think that tattoo rules
The nurse: ????????
Me:
Me remembering I don’t hear so good: what did you say the tattoo was?
The nurse: a confederate flag
Me: OH NO WAIT OOPS
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you dropped your crown king
[This comic is part of my dbhc au, following the chaos and panic that ensues after Doc and Xisuma try to get Etho back online at the start of s9 after a very rough s8 finale that leaves him a little. broken. It's set to the vibes of Joywave's Destruction!]
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UH OH!
It was told to me to have a tw for the audience! I'm sorry I didn't have one before :[
Hope this helps :]
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⏳💫SOON…💫⏳
Switch A Loop ACT 5: DORMONT!
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You look like me, but you're not me
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there's a bad moon on the rise...
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Radio: Gooooood morning Strangers! As always, you’re listening to 101.7 KUFO, Strangerville’s one and only premier radio station. I’m your host, Boris, here to remind you that the Aliens are coming! To celebrate the arrival of our extraterrestrial overlords, we invite you all to join us at our 3rd annual Strangerville Rave, one week from today! Stop by Strangerville Records whenever we’re open to reserve your ticket, but hurry, they’re going fast! Location and details will be revealed soon, so make sure to stay tuned in to 101.7 KUFO. Now, the morning tunes you’ve all been waiting for. This is Bad Moon Rising by the one and only Creedence Clearwater Revival.
I see a bad moon arising, I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin’, I see—
Frankie: Mom?
Lori’s note: “Frankie—If I’m not back by the time you get up, I went to interview for a temp position at a research lab here. Left you some cash. Can we talk later? Love, Mom”
Frankie: You’ve gotta be kidding me… [on the phone] Hey, babe. You will not believe the shit my mom is pulling now…
[time passes]
Text message: When will you be home?
Text message: Hellooo
Text message: Mom??
Frankie: Fuck this.
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i enjoy rewatching kristen’s scene with buddy because like. imagine your locker just got tagged and ur trying to be diplomatic about it because you’re in a public hallway so you try to keep appearances right? you’re running for president! but the sticker was of ur rival’s party and not even for her campaign. anyway you ignore that because this pasty rotten proselytizer has just mentioned to you apparently absolving himself of whatever horror his spells have wrought in assigning agency to..god? by the raising of his hand in a twisted form of praise? and your brain is going a mile a minute trying to connect the hazy frayed edges of thought he’s leaking out (grades are of the material world)(i pray before during after football games we win)(helio doesn’t make mistakes, kristen)(helio’s holding onto us tight)(they’re all gonna go straight to hell) and you are looking into a mirror of your past and seeing the zeal simmering underneath his gall now. how dare he? really? (every cleric has to have some kinda deity, right?)(i don’t feel any control over life) and in your head you see yolanda, who severed ties to her divinity to teach with compassion and a fairness that must’ve been in itself holy, dead. (i don’t hold tight, ‘cause i’m in someone’s hand.) and you worry about bucky, about what he could become without you holding him tight (i’m happy to look after him.) and your muscles tense up as you smile politely, a smile that doesn’t quite reach your eyes stony, impassive, like the wall you’re building to keep this serpent from striking at those you love. (careful.) and you, ready to defend, say, i’ll fucking show you.
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Spoilers for the new Oneshot being dropped tomorrow: Sauron does not have a good time
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Is Manon dead in this or what??
..hm..guess they didn’t like that.
₥₳₦Ø₦ is now available.
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