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I’ve been blessed by Haiku bot,,

From late November

my autism cant live without him

not one of my bbest works (i made it in one in the morning and completely forgot to actually post it...) but milkmannn jean!!!!! the love of my life, my girlhusband, my wife, my dandelion, my knight, my everythinng (need her so bad its not even funny anymore)

OMG ANOTHER MILKMAN JEAN FANART :0

I’m so in love with her, you don’t understand 😭 I think Milkman! Jean deserves the world and a cute guard to fuck.

I like how Resident! Milkman Jean and Doppelganger! Milkman Jean are just kinda looking at each other like 0_0 (or at least resident Jean is). Doppelganger Jean is smug as ever <3

They’re so hot snkdkwkjfkwnflr

EDIT: I JUST REALIZED UPON CLOSER LOOKING AT THIS ART, THAT DOPPELGANGER JEAN IS LITERALLY DROOLING BEHIND HER HAND WHILE LOOKING AT READER. THATS SO SEXY WAIT—

Forgive me for I think feral women are one of the hottest women ever~

chopper could stamp jkr to death with his hooves <3

Temperance

tarot commission for @noswordstyle of her aasimar cleric Asher ☀️🌟💛

Werito bonito

[ID: Trigun fanart of Vash. In the first, he's cackling obnoxiously, sharp teeth in display as he holds up his gun. In the second, he is in shadow but lit from the side by warm light, and he looks sorrowful as he cries red tears. End ID]

ID by: @princess-of-purple-prose 💖💖

Shion Takeuchi understands what the Alpha-Beta fans want (unspeakable acts of violence)

p links :p

price x his gf !

https://x.com/lanadelgothx/status/1774189767254499579?s=46&t=mz-lYk62Ninuw3SkaeqAzg

simon punishing his gf ^_^

https://x.com/daddyyrough/status/1780108785261871375?s=46&t=mz-lYk62Ninuw3SkaeqAzg

THE PRICE ONE-

i rlly hope people will enjoy these male hair conversions ive been working on :3

Your new UDAD design is fabulous!!! Any chance you'll put it on your redbubble?

thank you so much!!! its actually linked in the post, but pretty subtly jssjsjs

heres the link again!

OMG why did I found your blog JUST NOW?

I love your content man. Funny shit + godly expression drawing? Have my follow. Take it with you on your journey here on tumblr, it's a dangerous place with wild pikachuhumans and crabs

THANK YOU SO MUCH… i will cherish it….

hi hiiiiiii!! bdup #57 or etho #9

as for etho imma link my milk man animatic ;]]

reblogs are always appreciated^_^

1x03 | 1x05 | 1x08 | 1x10

[ID: four gifs of Grace throughout Bad Sisters. ID credit to @dagswaniels, with some additions!

Grace is asleep, dreaming about her and John Paul's cabin exploding. As she dreams, her face appears troubled. Her left hand, prominently displaying her wedding ring and holding knitting needles with teal yarn, twitches.

In another scene, Grace is knitting a red scarf, but she pauses as she looks out the window, then glances over to the side table where a picture of her, Blanaid, and John Paul is sitting. The walls behind her are teal.

Grace is watching TV, holding a ball of teal yarn in one hand and winding it with the other, wrist still wrapped from her fall. The pillows behind her are also teal.

Clearly emotional and exhausted, Grace sits on a teal couch in her and John Paul's cabin, knitting a red scarf as she watches a movie on the TV. Her brows twitch at something onscreen.

end ID]

if u’re still doing these… top 5 most insane martian moments.

Sry for the late response, I really had to think on it! But these have been pretty fun to do so thank you!! <3

1. The entirety of Monaco 2010

Any Monaco celebration has a special place in my heart as you probably well know! But just Monaco 2010 as an entirety is insane to me, to name a few: the matching Porsches...their parc ferme hug...Seb trying and failing to pull Mark into the pool...them jumping into the harbor together and Seb having to pull Mark up onto the dock, MONACO REALLY GAVE US SO MUCH 🤧 but also this race being the calm before the storm, like seeing them be all cute with each other but then knowing how the season ends and how things continue to proceed after that

2. Their Singapore 2008 date

Always holds a special place on my heart. Just that we have so many pictures and even footage(!!!) of their PR mandated date in a time where this kind of thing wasn't really common yet. The caption of the YouTube vid "Mark Webber and Sebastian Vettel share an evening in Singapore" 😵‍💫 and I also think often about this comment on that vid calling Seb a "kleine Mädchen." I just think it's very cute. Giggly STR Seb and older gruff RBR Mark, not yet affected by teammate tensions

3. Japan 2007

I think its always very interesting the foreshadowing you can read into while watching older races. I love that Martian were always on an inevitable collision course. Like imagine being Mark and that rookie who crashed into the back of you then goes to win a race before you and then becomes your teammate and then becomes wdc. That they were on this collision course before they even became teammates and Seb had barely been in the sport yet. And LIKE that quote from Mark about Seb about "kids with no experience" and Seb crying in his garage, crazy.

4. Turkey 2010

I have such a fondness for "WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE!? WHAT A STUPID ACTION! I'M GOING HOME! FUCK YOU!"(to the point where my friends who know nothing about f1 know about that quote by proxy bcs I quote it so much") I think it's interesting how much Martian's conflicts revolve around team orders and disobeying radios. It's funny bcs in Turkey 2009, a very similar situation to both Turkey 2010 and Malaysia 2013 happens, them telling Seb to stay behind Mark bcs of whatever reasons. And in 2009, Seb is clearly 🫤 about it but obeys but then goes on to try to overtake Mark in 2010 and fails, but then succeeds in 2013, very interesting to see how that dynamic evolves and grows more toxic! But by far the best part about Turkey 2010 is them having to take that "Us in our Get-Along T-Shirt" pic 😭 it's so funny and I wish they'd do press releases like this nowadays

5. That Monaco 2021 interview where Mark interjects about knowing the meaning behind the coins in Seb's race boots

It's just very sweet to me. There's some post about it on here that explains how meaningful it is, but I don't feel like searching for it, so I'm kinda just paraphrasing that. But like imagine them having a conversation where Seb explains it to Mark and the meaning behind it, and like probably a decade later, Mark still remembers it in perfect detail, enough to remember about the specificities about which coin goes in which boot and why.

Obligatory mentions: Malaysia 2013 of course(but I wanted to mention others, but Multi-21 is a given when considering crazy Martian moments), Australia 2016 podium, Mark's various Instagram forays during Seb's retirement, that one interview where Mark grabs Seb from behind while Love Will Tear Us Apart plays, when Seb sat on Mark's shoulders, anything of them from Abu Dhabi 2022, etc etc

Looking at your (amazing!) art, I’m going to take a wild guess and say that your someone who LOVES happy trails 😂

Now listen here you little punk how DARE you—

Ok now let me ramble: first of all, it’s hot.

Second of all, one thing I absolutely adore is adding specific details on my characters; that includes scars (!), birthmarks/freckles, nose/eye/body shapes, and yes, body hair.

The human body is amazing and I love to explore it aestheticically, which coincidentally includes a lot of happy trails — also because it’s just such a funky little detail to add. I’ve taken a good few teenage years of accepting my body (which includes the stomach area and body hair), and I like to embrace it a bit more in my art because now I see it as a muse instead of a burden.