I implore y’all, please go watch Spaceman (2024) on Netflix. Hanuš is one of the most interesting and sweet alien creatures I’ve ever seen on the screen. I’m usually unsettled by spiders, so for this movie to have taken me from being kinda scared of him in the beginning to having me sob over him by the end of it is so telling about well written it is. I love Hanuš…
theres ppl that would bite anyone but I think that would be a little disgusting. How do u know whoever you're biting is clean. What if they taste dusty. What if there's dangerous chemicals in their skin. Dry skin. Sweat. Grim. Sunscreen. Now if u wanna bite w a harmful intent, would u rly want to taste the skin of the one u hate. No. Horrible. Ur tongue would probably taste a little. Disgustinf. No. What if ur teeth break. What if ur jaw aches. Would the blood be worth it. We don't even have fansñgs. We only have stupid fucking square teeth. How much harm can u rly do. I'd rather have the choice of smacking w a hammer. Is it maybe how undeadly it is, the appeal? U don't want to kill or disfigurate but only temporarily harm. Like some pathetic vampire. Like a cow vampire. A little lame. Maybe it's how primal it is, back when we used our mouths to attack. I still insist using the power of ur arms is better, imagine digging ur fingers on eye sockets. This is why we have nails. U can sharpen your nails. U don't even need a hammer! Teeth break and can't get naturally replaced, nails grow back.
I should b down there under immense pressure and surrounded by pitch black. It should be me!!!! I should be there!!!! I should be transparent!!! And get blinded and shredded by a machine's propeller!!!! I should float aimlessly and absorb tiny things through my skin!!! I should not know what a job is!!!! I should be a colony of smaller beings attached together into a giant digestive system!!!! I should be like an expandable plastic bag!!! Why am I not down there!!! Why am I blinded by unforgiving light!!!! Why am I surrounded by meaty flesh!!! Why do I need bones!!! Useless!!! It's useless!!! I should be down there