The fact that this is an option on the survey that tumblr has sent to me, a user of tumblr, is very funny to me.
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...please don't let this be an Ordeal ™.
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For those who didn't get this (I didn't screen shot every question), here are some of the things they asked if you would like, dislike, or expect to see in Tumblr Premium. This is just what I can remember reading, so don't quote me exactly.
Ad free
Increased daily posting limit
Liking x2 as many posts a day
1 free blaze a month
1 free badge a month
Communities feature (this feels like a forum feature?)
Feed sorting (by tags or interests)
Tiled Feeds, so you have more than one dash displayed and sorted by interest or tags or something like that
I mean... I was really hoping to see "working search function" but I guess that's too much to ask just yet.
To be honest, none of that interests me in particular. If the Premium Features means a reduction in functionality for those with Basic, then there's definitely gonna be a problem. Otherwise, I don't know how much of an impact this option would have on the user base here. I already pay for ad-free so none of those other things are motivation enough for me.
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What???
Edit: click the diamond to get this screen
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OH HEY I got picked for a survey about a possible Tumblr Premium want to see? For screen readers, the following are captures of my phone screen displaying the survey pages. I've transcribed the text in the individual image descriptions.
Collections - I can imagine some people would really enjoy this, I don’t care about it.
Posting limits - I have never hit the limit, don’t care about that either.
Avatar accessories: ngl I would really enjoy this
A Blaze post each month: don't care about this, other than to be annoying and weird
Tumblr Premium Top Hat Badge: tbh I don't care for it but as long as I could turn it off I wouldn't mind.
A TumblrMart item per month: I would enjoy this, I could bestow crabs.
Ad Free: if Ad Free wasn't included in a Premium package that would be absolutely ridiculous.
Early access to new features: yeah, sounds fun to dink around with.
Patio: oh God no
Increased Queue Limits and Increased Like Limits: I have never personally hit these limits, they aren't relevant to me.
Communities: oh NOW we're getting to the GOOD STUFF LiveJournal gang RISE UP
The Open Response Questions - you can read the rest of what I said in the image descriptions.
The rest was kind of demographic questions, about how long I've had Tumblr, how often I use it, my engagement level, etc.
I was pretty excited to get to do that I can tell you! Now, regarding my response to the "any other features" question, I will absolutely not be holding my breath, but I'll keep saying it any time they ask.
And don't you think a Tumblr Premium badge would be kind of cringe?
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I got a survey from Tumblr in my email today.
Hmmmm.... This could potentially be useful in helping users shape the si-
Nevermind. -_-
What kind of questions are these???? The wording here is terrible.
I have never personally reached the post limit ever so I'm not interested.
Why are these being locked behind a Premium feature???
Now this is some bullshit! Labs has always been open to everyone so they can try new and experimental features to provide feedback! Locking it behind a paywall is going to limit your testing pool!
*unimpressed stare in uBlock Origin*
Looks like someone enjoys Blue Sky. But seriously, this would be an incredible feature, if it wasn't going to be locked behind a premium subscription.
Oh boy! One free Blaze per month?! What a deal! /heavy sarcasm
Again, useful, if it wasn't going to be pay-walled.
What the fuck??? Since when was there a like limit??? They better fucking not be implementing just to try and get people to fall for this shit.
Wow! I get a free Blaze of one my own posts as well! That means two free Blazes in a month! /unlimited sarcasm
What even are some of these features? it's like they're taking ideas from every other social platform. The custom feeds from Blue Sky. The communities from Twitter. This from Discord. Like, yeah they're cool ideas, but not cool enough to pay for.
This sounds super bad for people with ADHD. Not to mention impossible on mobile.
Yeah no.
What a load of bullshit. If you get this survey there's some answers you can type up so please let them no you do NOT want a Premium service.
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how do i get rid of tumblr's ads without paying tumblr premium? these days, i have a lot of gross, disturbing ads about the human body
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oh, FUCK OFF now
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Um sorry what's this about Tumblr premium? Like the thing they have on the horrid little bird app?? Excuse me???
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100% functional website. Can’t even load its own ads for itself properly
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Looks like the Tumblr Premium rumor from 2014 is coming true. (Seen as part of the survey for Tumblr Patio beta)
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"I do declare, that leaves me confused." - Benoit Blanc
Dunno why the fuck tumblr sent an email asking my opinion on a thing that does not exist.
How many feathers should it have?
Should it sleep at night?
If it pooped in the kitchen would that be OK?
....It even asked about stinking bodges! I don't need no stinking bodges!....
Now, I turn around to ask, what is a tumblr premium?
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Canceled my premium due to the rampant transphobia and terf behavior coming from @staff and due to the fact that it’s been over a month since my messaging, replies, and reblogs broke and more than two weeks since I opened a support ticket with no response.
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So...
Don't have money for food this week.
Not sure if this will work but
Cash app: $KCM44
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sorry but the concept of tumblr blaze is so funny, like, to me personally. i will hand over money to this little hellsite company and then they will force other people to look at my demented little thoughts. and then i will not recieve anything in return. why? i have no idea.
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i want crabs but i dont want to Pay for the crabs
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